FIRST!

she gets more useless by the minute

"Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn't take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground."

Which translates to:

"Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn't have enough bouncers to keep her away from the open-bar."

"IT support? Yes, please bring me a new keyboard, I seem to have spilled something on mine. What's that? No, no, not coffee or soda. No, helpdesk it's not water either. Fine. If you must know, I just fucking vomitted, ok? Now send someone as fast as possible... oh yeah, my ticket number... I81U812... let me repeat that... I81... oh... ha ha very funny."

CLICK

Fucking geeks.

Serves the cunt right.

Although I think it's a cover.

I think she injured it during a fisting session with the Olsen twins.

Enough of her already.

Ugh, can you just imagine the whining that ensued?

Well...she has a short skirt on, which means no underwear, which means soon to be released pics of the crack of doom.

Must have slipped on one of her eggs trying to escape that infested rat hole.

Hope it wasn't her drinkin' arm.

Maybe one day she'll slip and fall into a pool of stingrays. I hear they're pretty dangerous.............

what is with that gigantic man's watch she's wearing?!?!

She did it for the painkillers

http://www.celebslam.com

Not that I'm a fashion mavin - but I think it's good to see Calvin coming up with a new upmarket wife-beater.

With all of her bar hopping experience she should know alchohol + drunk people = slick floor.

I really don't understand why Lindsay is famous.

She is ugly, a bad actress, a stupid person that can't even walk like a regular human being...

The celebrities world is falling apart. Literally.

did anyone else read about her mother's drunken-coked-out birthday celebration? On socialitelife.com. pretty funny. Horhan and her mother put the fun in dysfunctional for sure.

Even though she looks like she fell in a vat of Hi-C, it's still better than the pasty white she's favored all summer.

Say what you want, but she looks fuckin' hot in those pictures.

Her hand isn't tanned, so I'm guessing that either
1. She has fake tan on
2. She puts gloves on when she goes outside
3. She puts sun block on her hands
or
4. I live in a freaky world where hands don't tan.

I'm going with #1, as it seems the most plausible given the celebrity obsession with it, but it still completely baffles me.

How can you NOT get a natural tan when you spend most of your life wearing very little?

Why is orange the most fashionable skin colour in the world of celebrity? I guess for Lohan, it covers up her insane amount of freckles the best.

Come On! You would break your arm too if your day job involved vigorous up and down movements of the *cough* hand on a *cough* shaft.

Its no wonder the thing didn't just fall off.

I find it ironic that she was at "Milk" Studios. Maybe if she drank enough milk and got enough calcium in her diet (that would also require eating) her bones would be stronger and wouldn't snap like a twig.

Broken Arm?

If by 'broken' you mean 'fake' and if by 'arm' you mean 'titties', then OK. I would buy that.

I feel bad looking at the photos above, because I am pretty sure that I wouldn't not have sex with her. What a prick.

BRITTLE-assed bones.

Her clumsiness is also an excuse for her sluttiness. "I don't know, I was just walking around naked and mistakenly fell onto this guy's dick. Then we fucked alot".

she's into drugs and anal sex, sounds like an ideal girl to me

She's lucky she didn't break that sloppy labia.

@10 Stallion: You fucking rock my clitty. Allow me be your bitch.

She didn't break it, she burnt it on her crack pipe. She then picked at the wound while in a stupor, causing it to become infected and oozing pus and maggots. At which point boyfriend Harry mistook it for her vagina and fucked it sore.

Those shoes are the reason they put the 'Ph' in Phugly !!!

27 - you are a sick fucker. I like that.

This bitch is way too fragile. Can't wait until she breaks her neck from trying to deep throat Tommy Lee.

Does this chick have rickets or something?
I wonder if you can snort bone-density meds.

P.S. I MOTHERFUCKING HATE ankle boots!!!

The skank-ho gave one too many hand-jobs...

What was up with that Ace-bandage "cast" on her arm? If I break anything, it's going in one of those hard-ass, cut if off with a chainsaw casts. Me thinky she's smuggling something in that wrap.

I'd guess the Superfish couldn't find a pic of the skanks busted up arm.

http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?album=277&pos=1

Unless it's her neck, I don't care.

my voodoo doll worked.

We're all larval psychotics and have been since the age of two -- spitting an ice-cube back into my glass of granulocyte-macrophage prepuce (latin: praeputium) stimulating factor number 2 (GM-PSF2). Dad is in the basement centrifuging mouse spleen hybridoma.

Freaky - she went from being so pale to being so orange! These celebs go so overboard with the fake tan.
I must admit she does look better in these pics from what i have seen lately (minus the orange skin of course) She looks clean and off the crack.

Schmalcohol?

DAMN THAT SCHMALCOHOL!!

Seems to me those two schlongs she was holding would have helped Hohan keep her balance. Guess she was distracted while reaching for the third. BTW... I'd still hit it.

ankle boots fuckin' suck ass

She should be eating more spinach.

Touche 43, touche!

So that's why she doesn't wear underwear! She's hoping one day she can just slip and fall onto someone's dick. I don't blame her. I'm sure it is tiring being that much of a whore. Who wouldn't start looking for short cuts?!?

I think she's kind of smokin' in pic 5.

I'd bang dat. Where's my beer 'cause I can't bang dat without lots and lots of beer?

Where's my friggin' beer bitch!!!

Why is she totally incapable of putting on her fake tan evenly. Her legs are oompah-loompah orange while her face looks vaguely normal...except for the cracked out expression in the last two pics....

i've got a 5 and a twelve in my hand

so i call , and raise :)

#39 "She looks clean and off the crack."

Did you see her in the last two pics? Looks cracked out to me...

Jessica Simpson will break something next, you just watch. If it gets one more picture of Hohan in the papers, then Big Daddy Joe will jump on board and milk it like a Jersey Cow.

#49 said...

#39 "She looks clean and off the crack."

no good coming off crack
to go straight on to oxy

According to Access Hollywood, the bitch is going to sue.

http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah1626.shtml

yeah, (1)the old slippery floor, (2)ooops I fell, (3)ouchie, (4)sue sue sue, routine. Ah well, if you have no talent and no sustainable way to support your drug habit, I guess frivolous lawsuits are the way to go!

Being Lohan's publicist must be the worst freakin' job in show business - having to explain all the beaver shots, the (alleged but probable) drunken stumbling, the failure to show up for work, the ill-advised hook-ups and the hanging around in swimsuits all the time. And let's not forget that Lindsay wants to be like Marilyn Monroe (minus the killer rack, I guess), which means an early death from a drug overdose after shtupping two Kennedys. Has Lohan been placed on the Celebrity Death Watch list yet? Maybe she should be.

#53 is that a request ?

wait, if she fractured her wrist, then her arm is fine.

she's just too busy jacking off whatever his name is that's why she fractured it..

she's retarded

why does she always look old..

seriously

*sigh* Lindsay, you stupid drunk.

Unless the floor was sprayed with water and intentionally made into ice, it just seems to me when you fall it's your own clutsy fault and people who sue over that kinda nonsense need to take accountability. Grow up Lindsay!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Dear Miss Lohan,
Next time, do it right and break your neck.

Love you, mean it!

www.whatthesha.com

Nice ankle boots, Linds, I didn't know it was 1997. What's that? You had problems reading the self-tanner instructions and that's why you have a vertical line of white on your shoulder and a diagonal stripe across your chest? Congratulations, you've managed to screw up walking AND not resembling a pumpkin.
P.S. Bandeau tops are worn on your TOP and shouldn't be disguised as micro-mini skirts that clearly don't need your Jr. WWF belt to stay up.

I know she is only 20 but MY GOD, she looks as if she's had collagen injected into her lips and botex around her eyes. Look how unnaturally wide awake she looks (especially in the first photo).

Either that or it's just the coke.

Everytime I look at the thumbnails I get tricked into thinking she looks good then I enlarge it and want to vomit.

She's only 20 but my 55-year-old mum's got better skin than her!

Her body is so used to being horizontal, it gets withdrawl symptoms. A week on your feet? Down we go.

THANK YOU, GOD!! Next time I want her to be kidnapped by men from Mars!!!

i wonder how she looks underneath, without all that makeup. she'd probably be a lot prettier.

oh and without the nose job and the plastic cheeks

i feel bad for saying that now. :[

Yet another crack related incident.

Or to put it another way:
Milk + Whore = Crackshake

She'll be back to sucking cock within the hour.

No hands for awhile now that her wrist is all fucked up. Gives her a chance to work on her all-throat technique.

those are only the $650 Yves Saint Laurent "Wild Suede" Platform Boots. Wild alright, they must have tripped her up. Somehow she manages to make them look like the $50 Trailor Park Payless special with the baggy 80's mom camisole, the tube top I used in 5th grade as a skirt, and whorishly orange quick-tan legs.
She needs a stylist like NOW! "Derelicte? Nay, the very essence!"

Man, she must be poor wearing only $650 shoes. I'm unimpressed. Mumph...

She must have broken it while trying to anally fist herself...I heard nobody wants to touch her sloppy snatch anymore so its down to good old 'manual lovin' for lindsay. (apparently the wrist broke as a defense mechanism, subconciously even SHE doesn't want to touch herself)

Don't hate me, but I think she looks really good in these pictures....

This chick has discovered a new way to make some moola ('cause she can't act to save her fuckin' life)- the "Let's hire a lawyer and sue everyone 'cause I can't standup when pissed" method.. Yup... works for me...

...And the celebrity bake-off continues.

If you're Lindsay Lohan, why wear a watch? The world waits for you.

Way to overdo it on the fake tan. Damn! And what's with that strange stripe on her right shoulder?

For whoever it was that commented about how she needs to fake tan when she spends so much time in the sun and in a bikini, some people just can't tan naturally. Like me..if I were to spend all day in the sun in a bikini, I would turn beet red and then peel and it would all be gone after that. Redheads and fair skinned blondes usually can't tan very well.

Was she really "rushed to the hospital"

How do you rush to the hospital in New freaking York?