Well, I guess it's back to blow jobs in bathrooms again.

http://theblemish.com

mrs. t takes offense to the fish's post. mrs. t says "stay in school". mrs. t pities the fool who touches her gold chains.

I had so much hope for those two. If they can't make it, no one can.

*weeping*

I ate at the Pink Taco when I was at the Hard Rock last week, good food, there was a hair in my food though...............

She was having a blast, even with her broken arm.

Well, shes always having a blast, even with her fircrtoch.

Lindsey Lohan ate my balls

Lindsey is just so fresh and full of life!

I know she won't have any problem finding a nice boy to settle down with have just oodles of kids. Such a nice girl.

...and now back to reality.

Aw no more boobie grabbing in public.

http://wampoon.com

Stallion, it was probably one of Harry's pubes in your food.

She'll only wear black bikini's from now on.

lindsay is a hot mess, but harry is an ass for dumping her at the chateau of all places.

Despite the restaurant's unfortunate name, that guy was the prize! Lindsay is sure to go off the deep end now. The PDAs with the boob and ass grabbing were obvious signs from Harry that, for him, it was all about the banging. Lindsay is a typical immature little girl and I'm sure she was thinking it was more. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear about yet another hospitalization over the weekend.

and also ewww at the hair in the food at pink taco!

http://popanalysis.blogspot.com

he owns the pink taco??? that place is good.

"a wad on one hand, her cell phone in the other"

such a frequent occurrence for lindsay...or paris...or...

After realizing there was nothing left to grope in public, and seeing receipt tallies from his restaurant plummet, Corky decided he'd have to fuck her or leave her. So he did what any dick valueing man would do when faced with a fiery fuck hole: he passed her to his friends. And by friends of course I mean most of the Hollywood brat pack, just where he found her in the first place, passed of on a bag of yayo.

To console her broken heart, Linds threw herself into a ten man gangbang, followed by a cocaine cleanse and a good felching. By 2:00 A.M. she had found her new love, an employment-challenged individual by the name of Cletus Freelove Stankthumb, who previously bummed a crinkled $100.00 bill from Paris Hilton. The two plan on setting up a "love nest" behind the Hustler store on Hollywood and Vine.

HAHA! HAHAH! Wasn't it rumored that he was going to propose a few weeks ago showing him going into a jewlery store? He's a smart man. He got his blow jobs and stuffed her spicey herpe tainted pink taco but he wised up. He can do A LOT better.

4- Stallion
Didn't you mean, "I ate 'a' Pink Taco"?

Just asking.

I think the Superficial guy is trying to 'scoop' X-17 with these stories!

http://x17online.com/

Uh, hello..... SOmeone mentioned tears...

If I cannot get any from Paris this week, Lohan will have to do. Get the fuck on it right now Superfish.... Bring me my pictures of LoHo crying...

I beseach you....

First Whitney and Bobby and now them? Why can't love just triumph?

http://www.celebslam.com

#18 - Harry is a pu-naynay god....

No woman bangs harder or says yes to more outrageous sexual suggestions than one who thinks you are gonna give her a ring. So he takes her ring shopping and gets her into 100% 20 year old freak mode... Once he has passed her around and played her out, he decides to move on....

The man knows how to manage a Pink Taco....

I'll live through this.

If he really wanted to fuck Hohan over, he should start dating Paris HERPES Hilton. That would make for some good story lines.

Lindsay and Harry broke up? Hell, next you're going to tell me that I'll have to pay taxes by April 14th and someday I'm going to die.

The only more certain than the inevitability of that breakup is that she's going to continue to hook up and break up with related drama played out in public, and that in general make an ass of herself.

Which isn't to say that he isn't a shmuck, either. Fuck 'em both - everyone else has.

So really. A serious question now. How long will this girl live?
Over dosed by when?
30?

What a Shocker! I can't keep up with firecrotch. One day she has big hooters, the next day they're gone.

#1 little ditch-pig that I need to kick squarely in the pink taco.

Someone light a candle for this one...

Maybe he didn't like her fire taco

Please, Harry Morton trying to sever ties with coked out, lazy ass, moronic, dead eye Blohan and save his imaginary dignity is laughable. It's too late. He has skank goo all over him and he'll never get anyone but Paris now. And that's in the works, you can bet on it. Gowd, don't you people read anywhere but here?

Guess the STD test results came back...and Harry clearly isn't happy.

I hope they broke up. It sure seems like we have been seeing a lot of Lindsey's pink taco since she's been dating Harry.

I wonder what would happen if she started dating a man who owned a restaurant chain called "Fur Burger"? Or a guy who owned a restaurant called "Flappy Labia Roast Beef Sandwiches"? Would her privates reflect the names of those establishments?

http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton

He'll be sleeping with Nicole Richie within a week.

I can't BELIEVE I heard this on "The Showbizz Buzz" on the radio late this morning while driving in my car... and it didn't post on Super for innumerable HOURS after that... WTF? Is there a 4-6hr continuum between news coming to bonehead radio shows and news coming online???

btw, I'm still traumatized over Bab's jugs. =(

ugh i'm so frustrated 'cause i had such a good response before i was put through the ardurous "registration" process & policy. to amend my original comments i'd just like to say that lindsay is fawking bloody HOT. esp comapared to the others of which she is compared. hello, morton. she is 20. fuckin' a, when i was 20 i was a bloody minging freak as well. it wears off, hare. so get it while the getin's good mate!

by the by that final photo has lohan with some pasty bloke in a white tee shirt above a coupla pioneer cdj1000s. what gives? is lohan an aspirin' dj, or is she just crouched below the bleedin booth? either way i'd have her round my next rave, just wanna know in what capacity if ya know what i mean :)

I'm in my 40s (female and mom). I don't normally like the younger actresses because of my age, but I do like Lindsay Lohan.

I was a bit disappointed to hear the latest on this breakup because it seemed like it was really making a difference in her life and putting her on the right personal track.

It's probably just tabloid fodder though and I hope it is...

we all know its not because of her partying, its because she's getting fat again. That's the number one reason we all dump chicks a few months into a relationship...

Comparing Mr. T to this Gynecological Nightmare, you gotta lotta balls asshole.

He tried to help the little people w/ fists and guns, Ms Piggy will not appologize for dripping on peoples rugs.

Leave Mr.T alone you retard.

I was too good for that cunt anyways.

I wonder if this was before or after her .. dance.

I knew it...any guy who would manhandle the woman he loves in public like that doesn't really love her--it shows a lack of respect.

Tracie--you're so right. He's as nasty as an ex of mine who went around telling his friends I gave good head. What an asshat! Brag, brag, brag, then make me deal with his so-called friends sniffing around after me. Jerk-offs to a one. Could be why I am not with him anymore! Ack.

Lindsay could stand some relationship advice.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm

I can't believe two 20 yr olds broke up.
I'm crushed.

I heard her mother was trying to date Harry's father as well. I mean, come on. Fucking gold diggers. Of all people, they had to choose those two. Just because those two idiots are willing to put up with everything just to be with a millionaire, doesn't mean they will put up with everything too. All their personal bullshit. What's there to gain for them? They are so shameless. And I think Harry has realized this and dumped her. Idiot.

Now I totallly understand Lindsays father. Living with those funcking lunatics.

Lindsay's just another borderline personality with drink/drug/food (or lack of)addictions.
being an actor is perfect for her as she obviously doesn't know who the fuck she is so why not pretend she's someone else?
Having a bitch stage-mom who lives out her fantasies thru her probably doesn't help either.

Hi
Good to know that Lindsay is free again, she's hotter than him!

In the interest of accuracy in journalism, this should read Harry Morton broke out with the Lindsay Lohan. Symptoms = extreme genital freckling and fiery gohnorral itching. He's no doubt icing his nethers as we speak. About his relationship, though, I couldn't guess.

no, 19, he didn't mean 'a' pink taco, pink taco is the name of the restaurant chain that morton owns, dumbass.

Hairy Morton?

THEEE Hairy Morton? Eye yay eye! for real!!!! She dates the great great grandson of the pubic wig ( fuck off Nips) inventor?

Little Boy, where art thou?

For the dumber of ya'll, cuz I wantcha to be happy and laughing...

uuuuhhh....fire crotch? She has a fire crotch.... hehe. fire crotch.. fuh. hu. funny? huhuh.

Idiots.

Oops sorry kids! What I meant to say is that he has a look on his face like he has just realized where his lost butt plug is. Ya, his ass. Been there for 17 days. With a rare, endangered colecanth fish/thing.

And she has the same look, only it's in her throat. With all of the LA Lakers.

Hope someone catches the crabs this weekend.

and people say lindsay's the coke whore, lol? look at harry's pupils. they're so friggin dilated, u can barely tell his eye color.

her wild ways are old news. what could have surfaced, in the two weeks since he proposed, to cause him to recant?

fish, beat x17 to the punch!

No #51- I meant he ate 'A' pink taco. As in a vagina. A pussy. A cunt. A "McFlapp".
In the future, please watch who you're calling a dumbass!

P.S. For the McFlapp reference, I refer you to the site of the great 'TrannyGranny and Zanna'.

http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/

Feel free to scroll down until you find the McFlapp thread.

'nuf said

Different interests I guess, especially Harry not interested in catching AIDS every day.

bye harry...

52 old news but you spin it right

so....

[and fro the chldren...

oh no...not a vagina
oh no...a pink taco
...oops got bored

could we be people?

again ?

soon?

As much as we all don't like Miss Lohan I have to say... I'm definatly glad it's over... He is not in the slightest bit attractive. I'd never let a guy like that grope me in public, hell I'd never let him gope me in private either no matter how much money he's got!

HAHA Lohan is mine now!

playpacman.net

I don't really like Bill C. In many ways he screwed up... ( and talk about a security risk!!!)
However - everyone can possibly repent - and, of course, I hate him less than FoxNews. ( Hello ? Rupert ? What's your problem ? Do we have to hate Aussies now ? What went wrong ? )
But at least Bill can speak ... unlike ... well...U may know...
http://thinkprogress.org/2006/09/24/clinton-video/
Good to finally see something unscripted on American News !!!
(Oh and what a HO - han...etc)

And I hate John Madden as well ( in case anyone should ask)

Further to #93 on the last Jessica Biel thread
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/24/world/middleeast/24terror.html?hp&ex=1159156800&en=22b7a0941b08007f&ei=5094&partner=homepage

(Not that I'm an active activist for reading that Commie Times Rag.)

Further to # 63
Please disregard the alluded references to 'Maxwell Smart', '99', and the 'Cone of Silence' ... and then try and figure it out...
Binkster x

I have never really understood herbie frog...I've been posting for a loooooong time, and I still have no fucking idea what he's talking about.

It's ee cummings Kris
English 101 (Well oK - Herb - English 100, but this is a stretch )
{And no one knows what's up - but he doesn't need CAPS - and who makes sence now-a-daze ?)

(and he's on drugs)

Here's a bit.

http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/cummings.htm

"Humanity i love you because
when you're hard up you pawn your
intelligence to buy a drink.
(from 'Humanity i love you', 1925)"

(Oh - And I'm glad Linds is off the CoCo Puffs ...well hopefully)

@65- krisdylee, you ain't the only one. It's hilarious, it just doesn't make sense... to me.

Perhaps old Herbie has licked one to many frogs?

(Click the link)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/9624/thetoad.html

( I used to be a teacher - but never admit it)

I once met a teacher( but i never admit it)

Herbie is not a troll. That is the important thing.

I can add nothing to this Pink Taco news. You guys have said it (beautifully) already.

Keep up the good work.

"Apparently they named this resturaunt Pink Taco due to their signature dish. But they're missing the ultimate irony; these 'Pink Tacos' taste.. like ass." -- Stephen Colbert.

Er, apparently Aaron Carter broke off his engagement with that fat Playmate chick... and this shit about Li.Lo is still the latest story??

Meh.

#72 - Careful how you use the word troll... some people may take offense and think you're referring to them, then resort to lambasting you on other blogs (while of course, not saying your name). I always thought herbie's voice sounded like that clown in Spawn... if you read his posts that way, they actually sound quite funny (if not inane and just plain wierd).

#55 I dunno, probably her period.

Well, she was the star of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen......should we expect anything else from her?

Love those tits, what a great place to lay my head...I'll have an order of those with a PINK TACO please, mmmm.

my. heart. fucking. bleeds. for. her.

In other news: I love Herbie's posts. Make me feel slightly dizzy when I read them - like I'm on drugs too.

right?

# 27 WorldWideWendy

I still think that Nichole Ritchie will starve herself to death before Lohan dies by choken on her own vomit.

Lindsay Lolife is a tormented, fucked up bitch, which places her in the august company of most Hollywood starlets, going back to infinity. Ya gotcha Marilyns, Avas, Harlows, Garlands, Ritas, Elizabeths, and whatcha got? A bunch of fucked up cunts. Not to say I don't love reading about them. That's the only way this can be viewed. These people are here to fuck up their lives for your entertainment. So enjoy!

76 trombones etc
finally a comment that made sense :)
ah well
can't really help tyhere :)
lol b*****

She looks very rough especially in the 3rd pic. She looks older than 20. I guess the stress of being in hollywood + drugs have aged her :(

Spindoc- you may be right...here's one though- Nicole Ritchie - after a last minute binge and vomit intended to save her life- throws up the chicken sandwich her doctor has just forced down her throat- which, by a miricle of physics and newtons laws of projection lodges itself IN the windpipe of Lindsay Lohan ( who just happens to be in the room with her mouth open, just work with me here) and THEN LL chokes on that chicken sandwich because as it enters her mouth, her septum colapses THUS shutting down her airways, and the doctors can all just watch in amazement.
2 birds one stone.
2 birds- one of them a stoner.
or 3 birds if you count the sandwich.

Harry Morton is a homosexual.

In July 2006/August 2006 he was doing male homosexual's sex with other male homosexuals - especially in July. Maybe it was the hot climate. Yuk.

In the typical homo style Harry Morton sees Lindsay Lohan as a body and a face only - he does not see any personality and he does not get that she does not like him. I know that he is now re-imposing on her but I still say that she does not even like him.

Go on Harry Morton. Get lost. Get so lost that even a GPS could not locate you! Leech.