September 4, 2006
Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton get frisky in Hawaii
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Harry Morton and Lindsay Lohan just got back from their vacation in Hawaii and here's some shots from their trip, including the one above of Harry giving Lindsay a good ass grabbing as they make out. Does it matter that there's a mother reading a book to her baby behind them? Of course not. Real men don't let little things like babies get in the way of a good time. Besides, it takes that kind of ballsy attitude to be the succesful CEO of the Pink Taco restaurants. That and a billionaire father. Who may or may not be senile, because you can't be completely there if you're investing in something called the Pink Taco.
More of Linday Lohan and Harry Morton on their Hawaii vacation after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by trey on September 4, 2006 1:09 PM
firsssttt
2. Posted by piratekuhnbeard on September 4, 2006 1:11 PM
The next vacation shall include pictures of them having sex in the outdoors. Probably with a church group near by.
3. Posted by piratekuhnbeard on September 4, 2006 1:11 PM
Ok and seriously, who gives a shit about the whole "first" deal?
4. Posted by Giggles on September 4, 2006 1:15 PM
Classssy. I thought it was Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes with the always-tacky PDAs.
Lovely.
5. Posted by mammajamma101 on September 4, 2006 1:16 PM
The first pic looks like he's muching down on her neck. Is he a vampire??
6. Posted by nikkippy on September 4, 2006 1:26 PM
Is it just me, or does Lindsay have the highest belly button in the WORLD...?
It's freaking creepy.
7. Posted by dupababy on September 4, 2006 1:36 PM
oh the ho.. oh the han(d).. oh the hairy monster.. his fine eatery is called the pink taco for a reason..you take a gamble every time you bite into one.. which is kind of like the risk you take doing the bumpety bump with lindsay.. ewww..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
8. Posted by dupababy on September 4, 2006 1:37 PM
oh the ho.. oh the han(d).. oh the hairy monster.. his fine eatery is called the pink taco for a reason..you take a gamble every time you bite into one.. which is kind of like the risk you take doing the bumpety bump with lindsay.. ewww..
www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
9. Posted by enfilade on September 4, 2006 1:37 PM
Get a tan bitch!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
10. Posted by nc72 on September 4, 2006 1:41 PM
Get a tan? More like connect-the-dots.
http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan/1/c/1418/
11. Posted by HollyJ on September 4, 2006 1:47 PM
Of the last 18 stories, Paris and Jessica both have four and Hohan has three. That seems like a lot of news on three people whose cumulative IQ is probably around 85.
12. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on September 4, 2006 1:51 PM
There goes Harry with his fingers up the ass again... mind you, if you were dating a skank like this I guess you'd expect those kinda things to come as standard.
Don't know why he's asking her to marry him, why buy the house if you can squat there for free. (I'm sure there's a better phrase for this but the sight of blohan's ugly body has made all intelligent comments go clean out of my head)
13. Posted by Celetina on September 4, 2006 1:58 PM
Just noticed the bellybutton thing myself. Eeeyaugh! However, isn't the best form of breast implantation/removal done through the bellybutton? If she's had the surgery as many times as she's rumored to have had, I can see it being stretched out a lot. Can any medical folks here confirm/deny?
14. Posted by sdcoyote on September 4, 2006 2:11 PM
Lohan is banging the owner of the Pink Taco establishment? How much you wanna bet he names one of his new meals the 99 cent Used Taco...
15. Posted by Mojo on September 4, 2006 2:38 PM
i could never get over the fact that she has the skin of an 80 year old woman.that shit is just creepy.i dont know how this douche does it.
http://infoturd.blogspot.com/
16. Posted by Ems is da Shizz on September 4, 2006 2:40 PM
they are both so hot and attractive; perfect for each other
17. Posted by Ems is da Shizz on September 4, 2006 2:41 PM
who doesn't find freckled, red-haired crotches attractive?
18. Posted by Shawn Bowen on September 4, 2006 2:57 PM
The $1 menu at his subtle little establishment is about to become a bit more high class.
How long until there's a crab taco?
For all of you backdoor men, the Lohan Choco-Taco.
The overstuffed steak burrito you have to eat with a bib...
19. Posted by jane's eyre on September 4, 2006 3:01 PM
I can't get over how weird (or weirdER) she looks from torso down. She's got at least a foot of skin inbetween her bellybutton and the fiery pit. Plus that 4th pic of her, if you just look at her bottom half, looks like it should belong to a pre-pubescent boy. No hips. Sexy.
20. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 4, 2006 3:13 PM
Vacation? Lindsay's entire life is a vacation.
http://www.celebslam.com
21. Posted by Pitch A. Tente on September 4, 2006 3:19 PM
Great pics! There are so many jealous hags and queens on here. You need to get over your ugly ass selves and appreciate the hotness of this girl.
22. Posted by Grobpilot on September 4, 2006 3:27 PM
The only thing hot on this girl has been commented on many, many times on this site
23. Posted by LilRach on September 4, 2006 4:05 PM
#20 - Ha, almost pissed myself laughing with that one. "Jealous hags and Queens" - halarious!
"the hotness of this girl" - even funnier!
What a comedian!
24. Posted by hobberknockers on September 4, 2006 4:34 PM
Wow, she looks....dead. Except for...is she scrapbooking??
25. Posted by Dory on September 4, 2006 4:37 PM
This is going to sound bad... but I actually quite like that bikini. I'd wear it, but I have a tan not freckles.
26. Posted by Dory on September 4, 2006 4:39 PM
Mind you sometimes freckles are cute, but she should really be thinking of skin cancer.
27. Posted by Pitch A. Tente on September 4, 2006 4:57 PM
#21 and #22, this can be settled easy. Just post your pictures, and I'll decide if you're hotter than her.
28. Posted by BarbadoSlim on September 4, 2006 5:07 PM
Total class all the way, these two are the very definition of the phrase "pantload of class."
29. Posted by Barbara Grimes on September 4, 2006 5:23 PM
Really, what is up with her belly button? Maybe she's actually a robot, and her belly button is a valve where they remove the foods & liquids she has ingested, since a robot obviously can't digest food. It would explain so much.
~Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com
30. Posted by Adult Underoos on September 4, 2006 6:18 PM
another lohan hiaku:
that belly button
is just a great big freckle
yay melanoma!
http://www.funderpants.com
31. Posted by Thatshot on September 4, 2006 6:20 PM
This is so not going to last. In the first picture her body language tells all.
32. Posted by chesson on September 4, 2006 6:43 PM
i never noticed that crazy belly button! thats hilarious...so strange.
33. Posted by edb87 on September 4, 2006 6:52 PM
And I wouldn't have noticed it either, if it wasn't for you meddling kids! *barfs*
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
34. Posted by bond on September 4, 2006 7:15 PM
what is with her stomach in that third picture down? she looks about six months preggo.
35. Posted by DrDanny on September 4, 2006 7:33 PM
I can't help but think that he could do so much better. *sigh*
36. Posted by stevob2006 on September 4, 2006 8:10 PM
shes fat.
(lets all say it and force her into a state of anorexia, love to see him fuck the skeleton)
37. Posted by stevob2006 on September 4, 2006 8:11 PM
meh
38. Posted by krisdylee on September 4, 2006 8:39 PM
As a mother, NOTHING would make me more proud than to have my daughter slut herself all over the place. Dina(h?) must be so proud.
39. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on September 4, 2006 9:12 PM
The belly button being so high is suspicious. Perhaps she had it moved by a plastic surgeon... you know to start a new fad.
Butt grabbing in public, sorry, but I am all for a nice tushy squeeze. I feel sorry for those who don't get one every now and again. All butt cheeks must be squeezed to be able to function properly, at least mine does. Ahhhh. Sweeeet.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
40. Posted by Glossed Over on September 4, 2006 10:53 PM
Not that I expect Lohan to have good taste in men...but that Morton guy couldn't be less attractive if he tried.
http://GlossedOver.com
41. Posted by Dory on September 4, 2006 11:04 PM
SUPERFICIAL GUY PLEASE. Note the distinct lack of comments 40 before me. The continual Miss Lohan posts are putting us to sleep please please please find someone else to gossip about. The same goes for hilton!
42. Posted by lohans8ball on September 4, 2006 11:06 PM
LOL #6 you're fucking right that is downright creepy as all hell!
She could tweak a nipple and swab the button with a q-tip with the same fucking hand..
43. Posted by anchower on September 4, 2006 11:25 PM
Who the fuck is Harry Morton?
44. Posted by HollyJ on September 4, 2006 11:37 PM
43 - harry morton = hairy scrote
45. Posted by marie-jo on September 5, 2006 1:37 AM
They are such a cute couple! Shiloh Nouvel better watch her #1 ass when these 2 start mating!
46. Posted by RichPort on September 5, 2006 5:28 AM
This dude is only fucking her because he likes his picture taken.
47. Posted by babycakes on September 5, 2006 6:09 AM
eeew look at her stomach in the 3rd one! how is she 'hot'?
48. Posted by jrzmommy on September 5, 2006 6:44 AM
Those are some intensely faggy sunglasses he's wearing.
49. Posted by RedInk on September 5, 2006 7:46 AM
bitch ain't got NO hips
her skin is pale and gross looking
50. Posted by BillClinton on September 5, 2006 8:11 AM
she's so hot i'd lick HIS finger after that backdoor fingerbang assgrab
51. Posted by brideoffrank on September 5, 2006 8:50 AM
That's it, right in front of a little baby too, that's just rich.
52. Posted by falconeddierulz on September 5, 2006 10:45 PM
#21, I'm hotter than Loho
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=104004526&imageID=1089016633&MyToken=bf252447-0fd6-4d14-a665-86736eb2f33d
Lindsay is fugly, now get over yourself.