what

nasty. nasty girl. nasty boy. janet jackson smiles upon thee.

Yeah he looks like he is actually simulating a blowjob
I like this guy

i've a name for this dynamic duo: harryho.. and i always love guys that pat me on the head like i'm their little chihuahua...

I wonder if Linds will wear a WHITE bikini or an OFF-WHITE bikini for the wedding?

I don't see a ring on that whore

http://www.celebslam.com

my lord. if you are going to be no. 1, then say something.

...and after smiling upon thee, Janet strips, strolls over, straddles Lindsay and Harry and dumps a big load of Jackson poo on their foreheads.

kersplatter.

we havent seen this suit before correct? Why does she always look like she is looking for the camaras? In other words....I love me, who do you love....

another name possibility....Horry...or Whory. works. I like it. Whory.

ok i will give into this...she looks better with the darker hair....grrr i hate giving into that broad

Whenever my boyfriend puts his hand on my head like that there's normally a noticably frustrated reaction, because he's about to try to mash my head into his groin.

P.S. Guys who lay-out are pussies. They should only have tans from doing man things like hunting, fishing, doing the yard or whatever Matthew McC happens to do.

#10 - Perez Hilton named them Harry Firecotch. My personal fave for Brody and Nicole is Skin and Boner.

Her shirt in the last picture says Pink Taco. Obviously, its not about hers, because then it would say Moldy Puss Laden Taco.

Her gross white freckled body makes me want to vomit blood.

since when do I care what Perez Hilton has to say. Other than when she walks up and says, "Can I service you in my hotel?" ==> I like Whory better. yes. she is whory...and horrible..and, aw, who really cares about this bitch and bum?

I'm twice her age and would stand next to her crazy ass in a bikini any day.

And, I'll bet her "taco" ain't pink. Probably looks like a beat up old catcher's mitt.

DICKMITTEN

Another hideous bikini to add to the collection.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

I totally think that it looks like he is going to shove her face in his groan....or into the wall...

Ohhhh Hawaii, lucky girl. Sitting at my desk this morning wondering what sex toy to put on sale I am dreaming of laying on the beach in my one measly bikini enjoying the sun and surf.

Must be nice to stroll around in bikini 8,567 and enjoy a vacation after not showing up for work.

The way her BF has his hand on her head you get the feeling she is being treated as a pet or is about to give a blow job. Hmm, maybe I will put some blow job sex toys on sale... Thanks Superficial, you have inspired me once again!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

wonder when we'll se the Hairy Firecrotch sex tape. hahahaha yeah shes a bitch but i wonna see her boobs.

That's not a remotely suggestive position. No it is not.

Damn, what happened? It's like watching someone slowly deteriorate from crack.

She was once sweet and good, people loved her and she was growing into her own. Now she just a Hollywood-Party Crap Kid.

I would blame Tommy Mattolla, but he can only corrupt some many!...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

He should know that everytime he kisses her, it's like sucking off every guy she's ever swallowed, meaning of course most of Hollywood. I guess, by association, that makes him gayer than Travolta on Flight 69. I do appreciate him attempting to publicly humiliate her by demanding head as soon as the photogs show up. He gets points for that.

walkin' through the dirt with her bikini up the crack of her ass. Classy!!

Someone's getting tubby again. Guess that coke diet didn't pan out for her. Or maybe she's just bloated from lack of late night exhaustion. Apparantly Mr. Morton is a sober man maybe he can keep her off the booze and get her back on track.

Oh who am I kidding... this guy is gone in 2 weeks tops

OK, I know this is sick and wrong but....they look like a cute couple and I am liking them.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME????

I wonder why the world is such a happy place? Must be all of you extremely positive people...

Ok, so celebs get paid to be pretty and they make more money than all of you bitter- lonely- souls. It's such a terrible that thing that people can indeed find happiness in life isn't it??

So what, they're in Hawaii on the beach enjoying themselves, and you're stuck at home/work wasting away your life complaining about people who will never be affected by your bloated commentary. Congrats on exposing how truly depraved you all are. Your words speak volumes. There are therapists out there that can assist with your dangerously low self-esteem.

HOLY CRAP!!! Could we see more posts about Lohan and her ragged bikinis on this site? What a gay, losery, boring story. Come on SF dude, we know you're capable of much more than this, do some digging and find some real good stuff for us to laugh at. You can do it!!!

for some reason she reminds me of that wacko liz taylor.
I saw her bio on E and it was funny.

Um, 29--lovelylynda, the whole point is to pick apart the mirror kissers of Hollywood here. That's why it's called superficial. there are therapists out there that can help you with your attitude. Their names are Smith and Wesson.

I am tired of looking at Whory (thanks for the new nickname) I am quite amused on how much air brushing they did on Teri Hatcher for the ad on this page.
And LovelyLynda - quite a silly stinky bee you are critizing aboout one of your own kind. Go refill your Prozac.

What the hell does she need to get away from to have to go to Hawaii to relax? Too strenuous stretching at the beach in a bikini? Too strenuous getting harrangued from the Producer (who pays your cheque) of your new soon to be direct-to-video movie? Get a real job you skanky cum sponge!

I too look forward to seeing her boobs flopping around like deflated volleyballs in her first of what will be many sex videos. Won't be all that exciting though, as she does have the ass of a 12 year old boy.

he's a pretty pasty dude, too. It would be positively disgusting to watch them "do it."

She sure has a mighty purdy mouth.

#29 - Aren't there a stable full of ponies that need brushing, or some birds that fell out of nests that you should be helping, or some Hello Kitty dolls you should be squeezing? You might consider going to Tibet and visiting the Dalai Lama with that "We Are The World" shit. Ms. Freckled Cooter and Corky are trying to get it on on the beach and we're supposed to sit idly by? Only in Candyland sweetie, where it never rains, Nicole Richie weighs a healthy 120lbs, and Paris Hilton discovers the cure for cancer. But not herpes. There's no cure for that. Now go run through a flower patch.

To: ImSuicidal.

Where have ya been dude?

I can't believe you admitted to loving the cock on that last thread.

Have you been Travolta-Lanced???

I gotta admit I like the hand on the head action, I've seen peter north do that move plenty O times to bitches.

#29 I know why your upset, some guy did that same move on you, he shoved his ramrod right down your mouth and out through your ass, that's why your such a bitter unhappy person.

39--careful, you may get recommended for therapy for that.

Harry Morton has appearantly been taking classes at the Pavlovian school of hummers.

Place hand on Lohan's head = Get a hummer

@29

Go teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Or go back to school and earn your fucking PhD so you can make educated snap judgements about complete strangers.

Fourty-Third BITCHES!

Suck it!

Holistic--I'm with you. I have work up to my eyeballs and it's raining today. I don't even have time to think about sex toys, worse luck. ;-) Though I did peek at your site yesterday.

Commissioner--You tell 'er! IMHO, celebrities are people who went personally out of their way to get attention, and too fucking bad if it isn't always people telling them how great they are.

These people are rich because we, the public, pay to see and hear their 'talents.' Which gives us carte blanche to tell them when they're fucking up.

Besides, I get off on it.

Notice how her ass just folds over onto her leg, nothing but flab, even anorexics have it!!

#29, mob mentality dictates that I too must attack your thoughts.

And attack I will.

After the weekend though...

@16, Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton = two different people.

Oh yea, and #29 Linda, your what we call a closet hating freak, why are you on the SF if you are think we're so pathetic? You must be so defensive cause your herpes is flared right now, go take a Valtrex and sit on a block of ice, Firecrotch!

#29
I wasn't sure why everyone was upset with you until I read what you posted.

you joined this site to post a comment!!!!!

who needs a life more then you? You joined this site to post a comment ASSHOLE ASS HOLE, ASSHOLE!!!!!

Did blohan get a butt job??? It used to be flat.

Can you imagine them getting married? How long will THAT sucker last? Til he finds someone younger, cuter and richer and dumps her ugly white ass.

@29 LovelyLynda 13

Um...isn't what you just did the exact same thing you slammed all of us for doing (checking out a website and then posting your comments). If we are all such losers, then why are you taking the time to bother writing to us?

p.s. You are gay.

Looks like he's guiding her in for a blow job.

"Hohan, you're cleared to land."

#29 - What are you doing on this site? Trolling is almost as pathetic as celeb bashing ... almost.

I have 20 bucks that says 'lovelylynda 13' is neither lovely nor a linda, but a sweaty, crotch scratching, steelwool haired, pedophile priest with an affinity for 13 year old boys. That's right folks, twenty fucking smackeroos says I'm right.

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2 thumbs up here.
1 for the Lohan boobies.
1 for the Pink Taco T

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#43 - Where have you been? You've missed all kinds of lameness around here lately.

I really wanted to see Lindsay stay on the cocaine pain train and end up like a Garbage Pail Kid. You know, something like Leper Lohan or Lindsay Trashcan. She would be missing most of her nose,eat her boogers and every tooth would be chipped.

He's hot
she looks really happy
I think he's really good for her, the fact that he doesn't drink or drug, and that isn't a deal breaker for her is awesome. How sweet that with all the fashion choices in the world she would wear his ugly pink taco shirt. aaawww

LovelyLynda probably is a chick. One of those granola gals.

Hairy armpit, Indigo Girl-lovin', rubber shoe wearin' gaywad. (Borrowed gaywad from my kid.)

Does Lohan even have a job? It seems that she spends all her time sitting around in a bikini. Is she trying to be the next Bond girl or something, hoping that if producers see her in enough bikinis, she'll get an audition or something? Sorry, Halle Berry in a bikini pretty much ruined it for every other female on earth, ever. Never gonna get better than Halle Berry. Certainly not with Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay's ok looking, but she ain't no Halle Berry (who is almost twice her age).

But seriously, what does Lindsay do all day? Because according to that producer guy, she doesn't act for a living, they can't get her to show up. And her record company dropped her, so that's out. What does she do? I really wanna know.

since when is being first on a blog...important?
what has the world come to

She is a REDHEAD that freckles yet she is constantly laying out in the sun?!?!?!

SAy hellow to your 40's Lindsay because your skin is skipping right over your 20's and 30's!!!

First Pic... He's saying. Good Girl. Now Stay...... Stay....... good girl. you such a good girl.
and again we have the saggy ass bikini bottoms.
maybe he'll buy her some clothes that fit.

With all the pictures of Lindsey Lohan in bikinis and in the sun, I can't figure out how the girl is so freakin' white.. I mean, at least a burn, since she's a redhead? Is she using SPF 560?

Semen reflects ultraviolet rays. Like the moon.

She's so f*cking hot.

Seriously people. It's called fair skin. You can't tan. You burn or get darker freckles. People like that either wear sunscreen or die of skin cancer. Unfortunately, she's been wearing hers.

Correct me if I'm wrong - but is that the same guy she was going down on in the boat a few weeks back? They've really upgraded their style and form! Bravo!

i've always wondered what my grandpa would look like in a bikini, now I know.

he better not bend over at the next family reunion if he knows whats good for him.

the white light has done made me blind

http://wampoon.com/

You goota love this picture because is says, Now drop my pants and give me oral. I mean he is shoving her head down on his mini banana

The dark hair may improve her face a little, but no one in hell does it go with those freckles all over her body.

Other than that, I really can't criticize this set of pics. If sucking that (sorta cute) guy's dick would get me married to his boatload of money, I'd be crocheting a nice little beverage-cup holder for my head.

no WAY in hell...sheesh, if I'd said it out loud the way i typed it above, people would think I had a dick in my mouth or something...

Well he's cute an' all but too bad his dick is gonna fall off now that's he's bagged Lindsay. Shame.

i have officially run out of things remotely entertaining to say about lohan.

Why doesn't she just go naked. She is so dang close.

Man for someone who spends so much time tanning with small bikinis, the Lohan sure is pale.

I find Harry 'Dick' Morton to be a hot piece of man meat.

I'd chain him to my water heater and diddle his pucking asshole with my darting tongue.

I'd eat strawberries off the tip of his cock after he plugged my rectally.

Hopeless-ly in love

Hes saying "suck my d$$$ b$$$$!
LOL (Im laughing at my own comment)
Do you see the way shes rubbing his back? Shes trying to keep him, and he knows people were watching.
Who is this Morton character?

It's his version of a Vulcan mindmeld - trying to get Hohan to blow him in public...What are the bettings he named his stupid restaurant after her? (Pink Taco) Although I can imagine after all the guys she's done that it's far from pink!! Eww...I just grossed myself out!

Dear Harry Morgan:

Please marry Lindsey Lohan and keep her knocked up permanently and thus hopefully OUT of the public eye where she is vastly overexposed for doing absolutely nothing but sitting around in a bikini and about to give you a blow job.

Please, dear god, please. Do it for the children.

Thank you,

The Public

there are no security questiohns for questions...

#37 they can brush each other dont you know...
...but brushing pony is always therapeutic...

#39 yeah... bit of a strange pose... message?

#42 you reminded us all...

# we'd like to teach
# the world to sing
# in perfect harmony [dum de dum dum]
###and dum de dum
dum

hang on a min, why are we singing this stupid song?

[skipping ahead]

#70 it does that...

[and finally... [[big smile]] ]
#81

noone said you could take the name in vain
and ok

He kind of has a beer gut.

I think I'm actually kind of intrigued with the idea of Lohan being a bond girl. The franchise is kinda on overkill anyway, why not? she knows how to prance around in a bikini, and didn't she quote somewhere that her ultimate goal and aspiration in life was to be a pinup?...at least it would be hilarious to watch...

What happened to her hair? OMG what happened? not again, not again

The previous days pic had him gripping her by the ass. This pic has his hand comfortably on her forehead getting ready to make a delivery. Notice the smile on her face? Time to do the dance of the Monkey.

Pic 1: Now that's control. Look how happy she is