Finally!

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This wasn't even remotely funny. I don't know what happened to the superficial, but the writer is slacking!

That's all he dropped? I wish he'd drop the whole album.

Well, there's 2 and a half minutes of my life I'm never gonna get back. Thanks K-Fuck.

I think the best part of that was watching muppet-boy there doing those hand movements. Like watching your dad attempting to dance at a wedding while you're wishing the ground would swallow you whole...

Come Ficial, give us James Lipton performing PopoZao on Conan again. At least that was humorous.

Too bad the world won't drop Kevin. Why won't this moron disappear?

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THANK YOU for finally putting this back up!!!!! Over the summer, I was trying to describe this clip to some friends and couldn't find it anywhere-not even YouTube. As we all know, it defies verbal description, and how could I possibly try to duplicate those intricate hand gestures?

My fave bit is KFed fiddling with the knobs on the mixing board-to absolutely no effect.

So he's still walking around under the impression he has an inkling of talent?

So he dropped his instant classic? I see the terrorists have indeed won.

In related news:

Britney Spears dropped SP2 on his head, so he is well on his way to retardation.............

Not that K-Fed sperm didn't already close the deal.....

K-Fed dropped song = 1
Britney dropped children= 2

That's just great, the pair of them singing a song called Crazy. Is it about time-travel? PLEASE GOD--they better not have bastardized the Patsy Cline song Crazy. They would. Fucking lowlifes.

Even fast forwarding through most of this crap leads to only one inescapable thought: Simple minded motherfucker.

The video clip is almost too sad to watch. You know when you are so embarassed for someone you have to look away because you can't look anymore. That is exactly how this clip is...painful!

A Duet with his wife?!?!?!?!!?

He Kevin you talantless turd. If you wanted to prove that you could really make money on your own, how about leaving your wife off the cd. Some of her REALLY loyal fans will buy anything she puts out. If you sell more than 10 copies of your CD shaped piece of crap it's because she's singing on it. Now why don't you go cook her dinner and rub her feet while she talks business with her layers Mr. Spears.

Duet with Brit Brit?

This is going to be genius.

I feel ashamed for him. He can't even say "Popozão" in the right. If you can't speak Portuguese, don't use a fucking word of this language in your song! Asshole.

Does anyone know where I can get one of those bobble-headed K-Feds for my dashboard?

#17, I'm sure we're watching the technique he uses on Britney's hood.

In other news, I hope his disability insurance is current.

Popozao was inspired by his former Lalane poolboy but now that the cabana boy is gone, so too that fleeting inspiration.

well, i made it through about 5 seconds of that "song" before i passed out from the pain. beethoven would roll over in his grave.

by the way, has anyone heard the rumors that rosie o'donnell is doing a topless bit on nip/tuck?

well, i made it through about 5 seconds of that "song" before i passed out from the pain. beethoven would roll over in his grave.

by the way, has anyone heard the rumors that rosie o'donnell is doing a topless bit on nip/tuck?

Dudes, if you have evere tapped Brazilian ass (and I have, thrice, no wait four times), it is something to sing about. K-Fed, you go, girlfriend.

yeah, that's the ticket # 21... 4 times. yeah, sure, why not. sounds good.

Yeah #21, it was so good that you didn't even remember how many times? Sounds great.

Seriously spamfighter, for someone who has been "around computers since 1985" the only type of brazilian ass you've had was brazilian barbie.

And i'm bored and these posts suck so you're the target until something better comes along. GGOOOOOOO...

Man Taps Brazillian Ass Five -- NO! Six Times...film at 11.

Speaking of Brazil....did anyone see City of God? Now that's a happy fucking family film there.

I also forgot about that Pele poster you used to masterbate to in the late 70s... there's some fine brazilian ass.

There goes my reason for buying this album

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...fire...

If he just would have called it "Fire" everything would have worked out just fine..

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You know, it is amazing that this "album" is not in release yet. It was supposedly done forever ago. They must be really having a hard time taking the SUCK out of it... that and finding a distributor....

KFED should also drop the WIGGER act.

The life of Mr Spears is a Far Side cartoon. Only not as original. Or funny. "On his last day working as the band's sound technician, Randy turned the SUCK knob up to 10."

This album may sell better if he gets Milli Vanilli to perform it. And I don't give a fuck that one of those spandexed fuckers is dead, they'd still do a better job.

You know what will be a hundred times more laughable than Popozao? The requisite R&B ballad K-Fag will own. Picture the vid, him in a wife beater all R-Kelly-like, crooning and moaning about how much he loves his piece of ass. I see him wandering aimlessly some art-deco hillside house, some Miami Vice set redone in minimalism, in cornrows and consternation. Proclaiming gospel-like his love for his babies' Momma and the Crystal he has on ice. The vid ends as a tear trickles down K-Fag's cheek and the camera pans to the surrounding Hollywood Hills, Brit and SPF 1 & 2 reimagined as constellations in the night sky.

Ummmmmm, K-FED!! Yummy. Now I'm happy.

biatch-o - believe what you like. Just for the record, 3 in Brazil, one here at home. And no, didn't do no girls in Impanema.

paying for it doesn't count.

Oh and you're also not supposed to count how many times you've had the sex... because if you can, you're a loser.

So sad - this song has inspired many thousands of people the world over (to commit suicide)...

In fact, my neighbor's cat had a miscarriage after I played it on my PC just teh other day...

What a tragic loss to humanity...Brazilian "ass shakers" must be soaking their pillows with tears upon this news...this tragedy ranks right up there with "Pebbles" taking early retirement..

Pretty chucklelicious. I don't know what's funnier; his enthusiastic head-bobbing or the look on his face that says, "Damn... I'm really that freakin' awesome!!!"

My undying gratitude to whoever walks up to him on the street and stabs that motherfucker in the eye.

I am so GODDAM depressed - I used to go to the McDonald's drive-thru at 3 a.m. and masturbate to Popozao while eating my Big Mac in the car, thus frightening the half-witted, pimply faced fool at the drive-thru window...

Just what the FUCK am I supposed to do now, hm???????

32--ha!!!! That's great!

y'all jelus. K has a big fat wifey and 4 crotch rockets,whut you got?

26.. biatcho - "Pele poster", I like it!!!

Now get your ass over to Ninjas and Angry Ferrets

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@42, BooBoo - MY DIGNITY motherfucker!

Garsh. I think someone took me seriously. That's sad.

So, the thinking here is Britney has enough star power to help a single of his become a hit? She's a has-been hillbilly now. He'd have a better chance doing a duet with Paris Hilton then he does his own wife.
(I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit at that thought)

Brain, what up mutha-fuckah?

So, the thinking here is Britney has enough star power to help a single of his become a hit? She's a has-been hillbilly now. He'd have a better chance doing a duet with Paris Hilton then he does his own wife.
(I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit at that thought)

I can't even watch the whole clip...he reminds me of a child with downsyndrome. Britney says she's proud of him, what more can I say about the both of them.

Ferret, I'm in the hizz-ous!!

Manna from heaven!

Waaaait! This is planet Earth! Man, what Barry Manilow could do for this artist!

I just watched two minutes and forty-two seconds of what, exactly?

I now remember ANOTHER reason I hate K-Fag. He looks like my ex-boyfriend with that pulled back hair, and my ex used to toss off to his own music as well.

Although I will admit that my ex had a modicum of talent, which is, of course, where the differences begin.

Horrible. I hate that trash like Federline is even famous and considered worthy of media attention.

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Kevin who? Isn't his 15 minutes over now?

OH MY GOD! heeeeeeeeeeelp. this is horrendous. worse than that. and the worst part of it all is that he seemed to like it A LOT. Federjerk- you got no taste! Your album should be banned from ever seeing daylight for the simple reason that once people finish listesning to it, they could end up just as retarded as you.

i say i dont hate kevin federline we must remember people he did bed and wed an artist whos music to this days brings the idea of screwdrivers through the ears to be good, if a no talent fuck wants to be with a no talent fuck, then i truly hope they and their children become the next pratridge family only then will i know we've broken the mold musically, then i can kill myself with no regrets

Reason number 8,453,923,007,045 why doing cocaine is probably the worst idea ever. I hope Aphex Twin does a whole Remix of his album with nothing but sucking sounds from a dollar bill mixed with toilets flushing [from around the world].