Sep 26 2006Kendra Wilkinson is almost as smart as your dog

Hilarious. What a dumbass.

I think my IQ just dropped after reading that.

I could rant about what a retarded waste of space this bitch is all day, but I think anyone who watches the show doesn't need to be convinced of this. I actually love the show, but I can't STAND that they let this bitch speak. Every time she opens her mouth, I lose IQ points. What's even more disturbing, is that she's the same age as me. I'm a girl, I think Hugh Hefner is the shit, but I prefer to be intelligent as opposed to riding 80 year old pole "for my future."

O.K. she ain't got the brains God gave a piss-ant but she would definatly win a race of rear entry gentry.

You call saving for the future wearing a bigass diamond encrusted watch?

Go fuck yourself.

Who is this bad dye job? Why are her teeth darker than her hair?

She's like Lenny from Of Mice and Men but with implants and bleach-bottle blonde hair.

I'm guessing "Shhh - stop talking and get back down there" are words she commonly hears.

Who cares how smart or stupid she is. She's got great tits and lets face it, for some women that's all they need. :)

I had the extreme misfortune of catching an episode when, as all to often, there was absolutely nothing on cable. She was ecstatic to get her jewel-encrusted grill delivered to the mansion. It really must be the little things that bring one joy. I love how that show makes that entire relationship seem cute when we all know it is disgusting. In reality, when the girls aren't running about prepping for the umpteenth party or lamenting about waxings, they are engaging in foul sex with a geriatric who has to pop 4 viagras to maintain a 10 minute hard-on and who has become so numb to sex due to making a life off its exploitation that he admits he watches gay porn to ready himself for his younglings. You can just see Hef directing his three whores to engage in lesbian sex while he strokes his flaccid, chemically-induced erection while eyeing a gladiator porn. I believe there was an episode when the girl's parents visited the mansion. They were soooooo proud their girl's had come so far from the trailer park.

Everything about this girl screams country whore. I bet she like to carouse around at the local Piggly Wiggly. She probably prances around the frozen meat section in her bare feet, while challenging the locals to see if they can spell as many words as she can with a cock shoved in their mouth.

so i guess she realized the show got cancelled, and she's gotta look for work soon.
or she's just a dumb blonde.

Okay. I had some time and "googled" her.

She is what the Nazis commonly referred to as a "useless consumer of food".

She's one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends.

I don't think that job requires a high IQ.

What a fun life she leads: to not be good enough to be a playboy bunny but be good enough to get fucked by a really old man.

OK, Can I make a suggestion to every wannabe celebutard out there........

When people are taking your picture, smile, or look serious, or whatever, but stop making fucking peace symbols, or any other kinda hand sign. It makes you look like a dumb-ass. You Hear me Kendra? K-Fed? I'm talking to you too. Justin Timberlake? Ashley Parker Angel? Yeah, you know you've done it too. Now STOP.

Oh, and Kendra, anybody who has ever watched the show can tell you're gay and in love with Hef's main girlfriend so please stop pretending that the relationship with him is real. My guess is he pays you to go down on her while he watches.

Ok, Rant over.

My dog's breasts aren't nearly as nice

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WTF is this going to school business? Unless it's beauty school I don't see it amounting to anything, and if that doesn't work she can always turn to gaping anus porn for Hustler to supplement her income.

This bitch obviously doesn't own a freaking mirror because that is one HIDEOUS dye job! She should have used the money she spent for that dumbass watch and gone to a real hair salon instead of Hair Cuttery. Dumb slut.

I wouldn't say she is completely useless. I have a project that she could work on for me.

In my pants.

By my naughty parts.

Yes, Sarah Jean, I am talking about sex.

Holly wants to edge the other girls out and Bridgette at least has a smart head on her shoulders. Kendra, where in the hell did she come from? She's only 19 and a total tramp. Hef might want to re-test for dementia.

This is the kind of peroxide addict that I'll usually make an obvious point of talking directly to her tits, asking questions like "So, who are the twins?" or "Looks like your girls got snake bit! Let me suck out the poison..." or "Are you the one looking for the mammogram? Hef sent me...". She looks like the epitome of young dumb and full of (Hef's) cum. I love this fucking country.

Mongo lik playboy bunny! wunt her to teech him 2 weed and wite good...

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I could give a shit less about her brains. Great tits.

Oh yeah and what you see on my body is not always the truth by the way even if they do look like boobies.

You know, breasts like those are why the terrorists hate us.... They make Captain Winky stand up and feel patriotic...

"Oh, say can you see...."

jrz:

mah hed is spinin.

Oh please. Everybody knows that all these women do is play a part of Hugh's image. He doesn't do either one of them. They're just dogs he likes to take out for a walk so people think he's still very viril and manly. And in return they live in the mansion.

The second younger girls come in, they'll get the boot and so on until Hugh's body stops being fed by scientifics. Which is never. Like Burns.

I'd hit it.
But as hot as these girls are, I still can't bring myself to watch this show for even a second. Oh wait, that goes for ANY reality show.

@18 Angry Ferret Jones
Like OMG! I have the exact same project that she could work on for me too.

second to last picture: "your penis here"

who cares if shes dumb shes hot

wait wait wait.. shes 19? is this true? isnt her being with hue, rape or illigal? its like me being with someone my grandpas age right now. uhh.. barf :(

I have no idea who she is and I don't care.

If given the opportunity, (consent), I would gladly insert my wiener into her pee-pee hole.

I dont even know who the bitch is. But you're right, she does look legally retarded.

I bet she thinks what she wrote is really deep, meaningful and not retarded. It's funny when they think they aren't idiots!

And I think she's counting how many boobs she has. DUUHHHHH TWOOO I FINK. Clever girl. Now stfu.

It's the Ottoman Empire, a golden prison, with some the old cod saying "Entertain yourself with this reality show before you gnaw off your own breasts out of boredom."

I bet they don't even get a salary, but get to keep gifts - in two years, she'll be looking to smelt the jewelry, implants, cars and corgis.

Not to mention Hef's remains.

her hairline is white!

I think it was #9 that said that the show tries to make it seem like it's a "cute" relationship, and make Hefner seem like an old grandfather-like figure, but in reality it really is a fucked up, dysfunctional relationship. Yeah, hef has a good life now by some people's standards: doesnt have to work, lives in a mansion, gets to have sex with lots of hot young chicks, etc., but, and I say this as not as a holy-roller or anything, but this man is definitely going to Hell for living his wicked life. Discuss

She is as smart as this dog? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/5383928.stm

By the way, who is this loser? Who IS she? who IS SHE!! Where did you get her from?!

She's so dumb she used lube instead of powder foundation on her head.

Easy on the eyes, hard on the brain. Yeeouch.

Don't eat the yellow hair!!!

ummm, 32? either you dont get laid much or you have the smallest cock on the face of the planet. peepee hole=urethra......unless of course you meant your pee-pee hole into her cavernous cunt.

Maybe she saw Hef naked and it scared her hair white...

I'd have to say that quote was actually pretty coherent even thought it had poor punctuation. Also, her face is shiny..

I think she's cute. Who cares if she can't use punctuation correctly? Come on ladies.....who wouldn't want to live in the Playboy Mansion and be catered to? And by the way...she's not 19, she's 21.

It seems to me she's proven to be one of the smartest reality show stars out there. She understands this won't last forever. She's saving her money. She's going to school so she'll have something to do when this is over. And she's a hottie.

"I'm not paying you to talk, get back to servicing Little Hef"
"Yes Mr Hefner"
"Shut up"
"hmmmummmummmnggfph"
"Now look what you did! I'm going to need a new pair of black silk pajamas!"
"(sfx-gurgle, spit, swallow remainder)"

Nice tits. If Hef's involved they have to be fake.

She belongs on that show with Flava Flave (sp).

maybe im just an asshole but i cant remeber the last time ive wanted to fuck a woman for making an intelligent comment, the only reason anyone would carry a conversation with this girl is because of the possibility of fucking her, so why judge her brains, or the lack of thereof, judge her for her fake tits which she has plenty of. thanks

Great comments, people. This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a while. The best comment is EazyE's: Kendra would definitely be the perfect contestant on "Flavor of Love."

Great comments, people. This is the best thread I've read in a while. The best comment was Eazy E's: Kendra would definitely be the perfect contestant on "Flavor of Love."

haha, I went to high school with Kendra. I remember when her boobs were sill A cups and she was blowing old guys in Mexico for money.

i guess i have a new plan with my life now: get old, move to mexico and get sucked off by future playboy models,i would being elderly wont be too bad now

kendra is a playmate, as well as holly and that other chick. They can live it up unlike most of you who come on here to read posts. You guys probably make minimum wage and live in a crappy apt with a bunch of kids or a dead beat boyfriend.

Hello, I think the girl is cute, we saw pictures of her as a kid, natural pretty blond.
well she has not been to school too long but at least she has a job but I doubt she will work that way. I really wonder if H sleeps with her, I really don't beleive so.
we have no prove of that !
Holly seems to be really in love with H, do you think that's possible or just interest ?
yeah the peroxide is really ugly and not necessary.
Bridget looks like fergie from the muppet show, she has a dirty look on her face, cock sucker.
(excuz my english I am french lol)
guys give me answers to my question, you are very nasty to the girl who is just here to have fun and play pretty.
what would she be today ? strip girl, she is better where she is, perhaps she'll marry an athlete. (she is no athlete though, why does she say that all the time... well you have to be something).
I like those 3 piggies and I'm a girl, I thought they were discusting at first.

I don't like her mother saying she would like to be H'girlfriend as well, that's more of a O eventhough she is half kidding.
you don't share the same man with your daugther.

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thnaks

i think you guys are full of crap.. kendra is an awesome person. i dont know her personally but i love her personality. she can be dumb but that is what makes her funny. she is beautiful. not everyone is smart. i am all on kendra's side. she is my role model, i admire her.

My God...! People, people...whats got onto all of you, ok, i understand when mostly everyone "covering with shit" Paris, but never knew that as i witnessed you hate everyone, why is all this hate. Well Kendra is my age, and sometimes it's noticeable how she says sth stupid on the show, but she is sporty, funny, she is a tomboy, for god sakes, but still same time sexy pretty girl who got lucky, why do you hate her for that?
and baout intelligence, she is not in parlament to judge her so badly as you do. she is a girlfriend, no need to be soo cruel and hateful.

PS.
Errors and mistakes happens with everyone, well she wrote "now", instead ot "know", oh what a bitch, how could she!!!, she forgot "K"....ah how stupid she is...
hear yourself from the side peple, you are ridiculous jealous/envy... just SHUT THE F*** UP. Don't like the show?> change channel! Can't find anything on tv?> turn it off and read a book if u r so phucking intellingent as some of u said.

who? oh, just some dumb bimbo on some dumb show...

someday I would like to be like you u are so cool I would like to be playboy 2 even thoght im 12 well bye and I whach your show ( The girls next door)all the time bye!

someday I would like to be like you u are so cool I would like to be playboy 2 even thoght im 12 well bye and I whach your show ( The girls next door)all the time bye!

and go to oirma86@yahoo.com

and go to oirma86@yahoo.com

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I just got done watching an episode of girls next door- I CANNOT STAND LISTENING TO KENDRA,,,,I had to turn it off. She is so selfish, stupid, and oblivious to real life. Her laugh is horrible, she needs to just be quiet. Kendra has no clue about real struggles in life....may have lucked out,,but come on just have a little intelligence,,just a little. huh huh huh- that is her trade mark horrible laugh...

fucked her last night kendra wilkinson

I think all of you stupid mother fuckers fell so bad about your self all you can do is get on here and put down people, and the only people that say stuff like what you all are saying about her talk about your friends and family the same way behind there backs cause you feel bad about yourself and thats the only way u can feel better about yourselfs, glad I wil never have to talk to you dumbass people again or ever get the pleasure to meet you(Thank God)! Why dont you but you self on tv an come to one of these sites and see what people have to say about you! I love Kendra, I think she a down to earth girl who acts really and dont change he self just because shes on tv and thats cool who give a shit how she laughs or whos she fucking with cause she sure is doing a whole lot better than you are! So as long as your on here dissing her Ill be on her side backing her up!! As kendra would say peace out! O I bet you all will have a blast talking about what I said LOL!! Check in later bye