Sep 19 2006Kate Moss and Pete Doherty caught trying to have sex

My God, she's fat!

...or why people still give a shit about Kate Moss.

Groping = searching for cocaine

Math? Let's see...

...1 coke head model
+ 1 lump of coke in human form
= uninvited, vomit-inducing, public acts of fornication and blood spewing.

I know that's not technically math, but I failed math too.

"Fruity"? Is that the stage that precedes "fruit-salad head"?

That's just what crackheads do. No story here. Move along.

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She probably had coke secreted somewhere on her person, probably in her nasty bits. That's the only way she can get limp prick Pete to touch her anymore, to stash drugs in her gash. Or in nature's back pocket, as convicts are wont to do.

Man, I'm just thinking how fuzzy his teeth must be and how disgusting his breath is and BLARF GOD FUCK EW THAT'S HIDEOUS.

The third small picture.....who the hell brings their kids front row to the fashion freakshow? Is that Nicole Richie with a beard with Kate? What the fuck is going on?

Gee, being at the celebrity rehab center seems like the perfect place to get randy.

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She doesn't look so good here. Something's not right. Oh, right. She's not wearing her black knee high moccasins.

Crackheads love other crackheads
And when you're a coke addicted model you will obviously flock towards men who can get you shit for free

SHe sucks. Its too bad because she's a mom

He was trying to "prick" her with his dirty needle. Nasty British fockers!!

Ick.

The operative word in this heading is "trying" to have sex.

I wouldn't touch his dick with Edna Bambrick's pussy.

There is something fucking wrong with this woman who, as a mother, has no problem carrying on with a known IV-addict rocker who sneaks drugs into rehab to give to kids. They should be be beheaded, or whatever antiquated thing they do over there. Er, wait, they DON'T punish people over there - that's why this motherfucker is still free and screwing in rehab.

More pics of Kate looking like shit after the jump!

Why is Kate attracted to Pete? Misery loves company.

Wonder what other celebs are in that rehab center...would make for an interesting orgy.

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So even short supermodels are complete idiots. Great.

wow - so that's what happens to my husband's old nasty t-shirts when I throw them in the trash. Sweet!

wait a minute... that might be my woven belt from 8th grade - 1988 was soooo cool.

God, put some makeup on sister! You look like I how felt after 7 hours of drinking, smoking pot & eating chocolate mushrooms.

Fucking in public. What's the big deal. My Baby-Doll likes to fuck anywhere and anytime. She's irreplaceble.

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Ain't love grand?

I SO wish I cared.

she just wanted to suck & swallow to get a free high

she is the ugliest famous person out there....hands down.

I'd take her if she weren't a junkie whore.

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She dresses like a terminal deceased homeless dude.

Which is funny, her being a fashion icon and stuff.

Not that I give a fuck about this. I just wanted to let you know.

can't pete just OD and get it over with.

Actually, that would be bad. If he OD's and dies now you'll never stop hearing about how he "didn't reach his full potential" and they'll lump him in with Hendrix, Cobain, and Joplin as rockstars who went too soon.

Yea, like someone said above I have wondered if kate is turned on by the stench when his mouth opens.

WOW - two people who love each other and are engaged try to get it on! What a sin - i condem them to hell. Fuck who cares!
And i think Kate is cute - especially in the last pic!

Look, it's the meth addict from the local women's shelter who waits barefoot for the bread truck to pull up. Oh sorry it's Kate Moss. My mistake.

I can't imagine what she sees in him; every time I've seen a picture of him, he looks like the guy who hits you up in the subway (sorry, the tube) for money and hasn't brushed his teet or bathed in about 3 years. She can't be into him for money or drugs, she has tons of the former (damn, she's in about half the ads in Vogue, so someone's still paying her to look good) and can probably get the latter whenever she wants. So maybe it is true love, or as close to it as either of these wrecks of a human being can get. We'll just have to wait and see if it's the sorta scuzzy, sorta sweet "Larry Flynt and his wife who died of AIDS" love or the Sid and Nancy "one is gonna stab the other to death in a drug-induced frenzy" kind of love. Whichever it is, that sounds like kind of an entertaining movie.

"brushed his TEETH" - sorry, typos are inevitable

Dick in your mouth, brush your teeth.........

With those big round eyes and dopey look on his face, Pete Dougherty looks like a Campbell's Soup Kid all grown up... and strung out. How did Kate go from Johnny Depp to that?

Wait a sec... Didn't Kate Moss OD and die like 8 years ago?

:looks at above picture:

Yep.

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That third picture looks like some fucked up Sgt Pepper album cover parody.

In a couple of those precious photos, old Katie has kind of a Elvis lip curl thing going on.

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I think it is a particularly poignant story myself!! I mean when Doherty made it through Vietnam then started that shrimp boat business with his friend, I knew it was all gonna work out. And to put all that money into Apple on a whim? Priceless!

Then when Kate met him in the wading pool in Washington and they were re-united it all just made sense again. I mean, he never lost site of his love for her... Life really is like a box of chocolates....

What a truly wonderful story these two have....

That is what happened right?

she's ugly

#23 - Hopeless, funny fucking blog. Had to X out of it because I didn't want the wife to think I was into obese sharpees, even if I like tits so big and floppy I can hang 'em off of my shoulders and let 'em swing by my waist. Good times man, good times.

Just not so sure about your PR guy. Smells like stale bananas crossed with artic zoo animal funk, and just a hint of rotting fucking troll tusk. You may need to call the Orkin man.

Now if you'll excuse me, me, this bag of confectioner's sugar, and this make up artist have a date with Ms. Moss...

Ugh, ULTRA-DISGUSTING...that is all I can say.

sh e looks like she is fading away

she kinda looks like she is dieing

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she likes having sex with men that look like the living dead

What does rotting troll tusk smell like?

.. Maybe she was hungry and he always has that tasty vanille pudding on his teeth, or home grown lettuce (that pudding turns green after a while)

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But she looks ok there! Her teeth are not yellow, her hair was brushed this week and she isn't smoking a faaaaaaaaaaaag.

she does look happy in the last two pictures though.:)

oh, and 39, You are right on the money.

I wouldn't grope even with a pair of tweezers. I'm sorry :-}

maybe if i was a stupid ugly druggie supermodels would go out with me. anyone know a good crack dealer?

British people have weird, lopsided faces.

You know, Kate Moss is one girl I've seen who I really don't think is beautiful at all... Yet she is a supermodel, on every 3 ads...

Men, what exactly is so pretty about her? It is really beyond me.

Did somebody dare her to find the skankiest guy in the world and try and marry him? There has gotta be a double or nothing bet in this somewhere.

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#39 - LOL hahahaha.

maybe he's got a big tallywacker, so big she can feel actually feel it in her used up cooch...oh wait, that's her, right? no, yeah, no...oh yeah, it's both!

#50 - It's loosely reminiscent of the stench of a brain aneurysm.

She’s desperate to be the Naugties version of Marianne Faithful. Pete Doherty will never be as cool as Mick Jagger was in his day.

Is he a fictional character created by the British 90’s band the KLF?

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They wanna eF - lettem eF.
They wanna be strung out = so be it.
I'd still do her in a heartbeat.
I'd agree she used to look better, but wtf?
Everyone ages.

ha ha...in rehab...that's funny