um, ok? boring

Looks like those intense workouts have paid off... not.

I'd still hit it tho.

Boring yes. Nice looking woman though. And the lawn/deck chairs look very comfortable too.

Shaun

What happened to her ass? God damn movie FX makes her ass to be this nice bubblicious thing and in real life it's floppy and flat!!!

those photos are not new, she was talking about them on the GLAMOUR issue of december 2004. I think it was her honeymoon or something, and she was asked about wearing cork shoes to the beach...

Those must be the most comfortable shoes to go beachcombing [pic 1]!! Usually when I go to the beach I wear my Gene Simmons/KISS boots.....they're perfect for walking in all that sand.

Who makes out like that on the beach? I mean, really? It looks like they're gonna shoot a porn. Which is OK, as long as it's available on the internet for free.

Your just trying to make up for the Dustin Diamond thing aren't you Fish... Well, I partially forgive you. Just partially....

well, she said that the sand was boiling hot, and besides, cork shoes elongate legs. And they are making out wildly 'coz it's their bloody honeymoon!

That dude she's with is PURPLE! It's like he has color change skin like Zartan or something...

She's had so much plastic surgery I'm surprized she didn't
melt on that hot sand! Have all the surgery you want but
don't lie about it when people can access your "before"
pictures and see for themselves that you look totally
different! If you want to see what she used to look like,
find Cold Comfort Farm-she was adorable and natural!

That guy she is with is a fucking sexless pussy. If she was parading around looking like that with me, I'd have her face down in the sand so fast...and probe for corn all day long!

3 Shaun....

wow man, you are right, that IS some mighty comfy looking furniture. Thanks for pointing that out in what would have otherwise been a bleak session of masturbation while staring at this chicks fine ass. Good on yer, mate!

There's quite a bit of flab and cottage cheese on Mrs. ahem..*cough* *cough*.."Death Dealer."

Ok Einsteins, if you look really close at her ass, and past all of the "flab and cottage cheese" you claim to see, then you might notice that someone Bedazzled "Mrs. Weismann" on her bikini bottom. So those are obviously old pics becuase she has been married for a few years now. And is also a workout addict so there is no more cheese thighs.

She is pretty ... although her husband is hot (although 10 has a point with the purple thing).

Weird. It's been an awful long time since I've seen a woman's ass without a lame billboard tattooed over it.

I'm not a member of the Kate Beckinsale fan club or anything, but I don't see any flab. Whether the pics are two years old or taken yesterday, that ass looks pretty good to me. Beats mine. Beats most people's, actually. I don't think people should have words on their ass, but that's just me. If you want to see a chick looking not so hot in a bikini, see Lohan or Britney. Kate's got 10 years on both those hos and her ass beats theirs hands down. So I guess what I'm saying is, she has a nice ass and I wish mine looked half that good. She SHOULD have a nice ass, as often as we've seen her working out in front of 7-11 or wherever. Apparently, she doesn't actually go in the gym, she works out on the sidewalk in front of it. Maybe that's her secret. Look for the DVD "Sidewalk Sweatin' with Kate Beckinsale." I'd buy it.

Kate smokes, and is therefore not worthy of masturbation.

I wonder what it says on her bum.

http://www.10pennypixel.com/

Hey #14 you faggot - If you can read the "bedazzle" then you would know his last name is "Wiseman" not the jew-way you claim it to be spelled. Get off your horse & go fuck one.

Oh & a few others already pointed out earlier that these are her honeymoon pics so, as I said, go fuck horsecock.

I had written a smashingly hilarious post, but when i hit POST YOUR COMMENT the Fish went down faster than Lindsey on a first date.

Now my kick-ass semi-humour is gone. Lost to the Ether.

Fucking Lohan.

I stand by my previous statement, and there's not a damned thing anyone of you internet nerds can do about it.

yeah, DO SOMETHING!

# 20 - I like you, kid.

You have a deep streak of unbridled anger and vicious hostility. Reminds me of myself as a young lad. *sigh*

# 14 - Look closer, it actually says "I Want Ferret Inside Me." jeez.

#23: kid? I am a 31 year old woman. Nice try though Jacko!

21 Ferret- "smashingly hilarious post", what did you do, join forces with Guy-Pierre & Aleksandr Q. Dukakis???

I find the shoes funny, I can't imagine walking in high platforms on the beach. Shi shi la la.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

what does her ass say?? it's driving me nuts. "the" woman?

Hey Kate, does your ass hurt?

No you say.

Well, do you want it to?

I just came in my pantalones

http://www.celebslam.com

you assholes have been staring at Nicole Richie pictures too much. Kate is smokin' hot. that body is tight.

I just came in my pantalones

http://www.celebslam.com

twice. I just wanted to reinforce that

http://www.celebslam.com

if people are wondering about the platforms,
pic 1: with the platforms.
pics 3: without.
she's secretly really, really tiny!

if people are wondering about the platforms,
pic 1: with the platforms.
pics 3: without.
she's secretly really, really tiny!

That woman is hot! I'm a straight woman, but if I ever switched teams, she'd be my fantasy.

LoL@ the screen-name Mulva......

DOLORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18 BigJim

Where the fuck you been?! I thought some horrible tragedy involving Big black hats, polar bears, maple syrup and a mutant beaver must have befallin you?

What sort of Dickhead wears platform shoes in the sand... whoever it is she must be shooting "Babes on the Beach- The Ultimate Orgy" cause porn stars NEVER take their shoes off.

damn, what color is that guy?!

finally. a celebrity i outattract. unless you count nicole richie, micheal jackson, and the hoff.

I think she looks great--except I have to agree with the masses that the fucking cork heels in the sand are ridiculously stupid.

Mr. Fish finally made me laugh. As did #31 & 32. But that only because I wacked off to the pictures before I read the comments... after three hours of sex, a full day's work including two in-bathroom-stall tug jobs, and that triathlon. I'd spank that ass like a stepfather who's stepchild who just dropped his stepgrandmother's urn full of ashes off of the stepmantle. Shit that's one too many steps.. fucking weed...

's

you figure out where it was supposed to go...

The top pictures are of a plain white bikini with writing on the ass and the bottom few are of a white bikini with pink trimming and tie. Weird?

Who's the double amputee in pictures 2 and 3?

^^^^ amputee LOL
Her ass is sagging. Aside from that she's smoking hot.

Yummmy...

all i have to say is i admire this womans commitment to looking sexy, shes wearing what looks to be huge fucking platforms on soft sand, in the meantime im too lazy to get a drink, but because of her dedication i will make sure i rub one out in her honor

I just love that she's wearing wedge heels to the beach. Where are the follow up pics of her face planting in the sand?

xo
m

Not like it matters, but if it IS her, then the fella she is with really should take off his wedding ring. Sheeesh. (see the 2nd picture, yep that would be his left hand)

oh my god, I just saw the photos of her on her knees, SHE TOTALLY TRIPPED in those idiotic wedges. Has someone else already said this above? (sorry...)

no. 50 -- I think the guy in the photos is her husband :)

xo
m

Hey #20/#24 go take your meds. Girls can't be fags. Anyway, your dad is the only fag around here and I saw him fucking that horse you were talking about earlier.

As for your spelling lesson, thanks so much. Coming from someone who can't even spell bitch right, that means a lot.

Eat me biatcho.

aawwww, little girlie MW...did I touch on something to piss you off? Like the fact that the loser you used to date left you for the captain of the men's basketball team because your repugnant mangina chased him away to the land of cocks & balls?

I am not really sure what "horse" you're referring to but you could be thinking of the basketball game called "Horse" that your exboyfriend played with el capitan. You see whenever he makes a basket he sucks a dick.

#20 - You should know better. A 31 year old woman shouldn't have such a foul mouth, you are extremely vulgar.
#38 Ever heard of freedom to express yourself? People in the US have poor dress sense. Girls wear wedges on the beach. you guys are like soooo yesterday.
#46 You make me laugh. How can anyone say her ass is sagging? Are you aware of 'gravity'? bodys are not designed to last forever. I can see why you chose your screen name. I bet your girls ass looks like the moon.
All the girls that have slated Kate, seriously need to keep it real. You Americans are all plastic, a real woman has curves and texture - even if you are a size 8 (UK) not like you americans, make you think you're slimmer than you are? Crazy!
Girls you're all jealous of such a beautiful lady. Don't be haters all your lives. Have a great day!! (in a breathy little girl accent)

Luanne - juding by the sound of your name you must be from the South and therefore are one of those chicks who claim you are a "lady" but take it in the ass by a waiter in the country club bathroom. I, too, do this, but at least i admit it.

And you speak of the freedom to express ones' self yet you judge me & my vulgarity... it's called a sense of humor so grab daddy's credit card & go buy one.

Whorebeast.

54--Luanne--and you British are all rotted-tooth, hairy-armpitted, tea-sucking royal-ass-kissing fucking cunts. Have a jolly good day, bitch!

Is it British? I guess if I had actually read its whole comment I would have seen that. What's worse... being from the South or being a slimey limey? I can't decide, total toss up. Regardless, they should all be shot execution style.

Are you are friend of Charles Roberts? Used to live in Nickle Town, Pennsylvania. It's a coincidence that you suggested that the british should all be 'shot execution style' those poor little Amish girls were shot dead in that way on 3rd October (Tuesday). It is not a joke nor is it amusing to even have those thoughts. You sound like a very angry person, maybe you should see someone? Sort out the aggression you have pent up inside you. I feel sorry that you feel so violent and angry. It can't be pleasant feeling like all the time. You seem to have a very short fuse that could one day get you in trouble.

EÅŸek, forgive me for asking but what is a Country Club? I have no idea what a slimey limey is either. I am not from and do not live in Britain. Why do you hate the British so much? I mean they fight your battles for you. Are you not appreciative of that? I assumed the name Luanne from an American singer. I used this name as you wouldn't know how to pronounce mine. You thought you were clever didn?t you. It's not attractive to use that language. in relation to your comment of 'Freedom of speech' you can swear, of course you can, but there is a time and a place. Others may not want to read your horrid thoughts. This is the reason the website advertises the fact that the comments are monitored, although it would seem that it hasn't (if at all) been monitor lately.

Since when did offensive manners and vulgar language become humorous? Perhaps you were raised in a trailer park and are aka trailer trash? I have witnessed your species on Jerry Springer. Baba doesn't use a credit card, he has everything he needs. I earn my own money. You should think about getting out more. It's fun having a life.

P.S. This website is obviously not monitored as I have been harassed by a woman (claims to be) who believes adding an 'o' to biatch is exotic! She has made nothing but loathsome, hateful, horrible, intolerable, detestable comments on this site.

Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed - this is false! Someone please banish this revolting malicious full of hatred woman from submitting comments.

EÅŸek = Esek

Her body is not that great... what happened to spandex? She looked like she sucked the damn life out of that poor bastard; he turned fricken purple. Wish she sucked my life right the frig out!