Sep 20 2006Joe Simpson likes to photograph his daughters

Wow...look at the jugs on that one.

http://www.wampooon.com

What's up with her hair?

stupid eye infection. ugh.

http://www.wampoon.com

I hear he likes giving them the ATM also.......

Can't wait to see the porn, I mean home movies...............

This just gives ole Papa Perv Simpson a reason to take pics of his daughters jugs. He masturbates to each photo and whichever ones makes him cum in less than sixty seconds are the ones he has published.

I'm just waiting for The Simpson's off-broadway show, The Aristocrats.

4 - Stallion
ATM ?
Rectum To Piehole??

What a greedy asshat. "Control how his daughters are seen in the media." How's that? By making sure HE'S the only one making money off them?

Can you imagine growing up under a control freak like this? No wonder those girls are such a mess.

is the mother unconscious all the time or something? Have the words, "Joe, you sick fuck!" EVER been spoken at their house....once even?

@7 Or Ass To Mouth, same difference...........

Maybe Lohan's dad has a second career about to happen along the same lines...

Joe: "This is when Jessica was frollicking on the beach"

"This is when she is kissing her new boyfriend"

"This one is when they are secretly making out"

"This one is with the See-thru nightie"

"And Ashlee? How'd that get in there??"

WireImage: "Dude, you're creeping us out a little. We'll take 'em, but...you're weird!"

http://www.blacbeatpress.com

I WISH I WAS THE CROTCH OF HER SKINTIGHT JEANS. BOIIIIING!!!!!!!!!

As someone who constantly insults her and is nauseated to the point of Exorcist-like propulsion by her family's unformfortably close bond, I am thoroughly embarassed and ashamed of my raging hard on right now.

Her boobs are affecting my typing, since only one hand is on the keyboard...

For the sake of tradition and all that is decent, remember that a true gentleman does not ever, under any circumstances, go ass to mouth.

This is the funniest thing ever: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34098

Heard that he gives them baths right before bedtime, too.

Whos boobs are bigger---her's or Scarlett's?

definitely scarjo's b/c scar doesn't have to wear pushup bras to give them extra volume.

I don't get it. So he loves his daugthers. That's not so bad, is it? I remember when my dad used to search for gnomes in my chocolate starfish with his tongue and fingers when I was young. Thank god he uses his salami now, it works much better. Although he can't seem to find any gnomes.
:-/

I can't tell if that is Ashlee or Jessica their tits are in the way...

papa joe can release all the photos he wants. he knows they'll never get any of the money shots burned in his retinas.

Good Job Jess! Ride the boots-over-jeans trend right into the ground. I think those are the same boots that she was wearing when she was "food shopping" but in grey. At least she lost some of the post-Nick weight.

Ashley is lucky. Sounds like in THAT family it was better to be the ugly kid....kept Papa Joe out of your bedroom.

Those are some massive tits on the first picture !! Are they natural ?

Joe should be trying to pop out a few more kids so he can leech off of them.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

Great now my tongue is hard.......Lovely tits, the perfect size. Wished I could lay my face on em'. Keep snappin' pictures dad.

@16- Hey Ferret, who says we're gentleman?

Dirty Sanchez anyone?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez

P.S. Help me out over at Ninjas.

Didn't Joe Simpson used to be an internet-ordained minister? Why's he acting like a Jew? Go ahead and exploit every last money-grubbing cent off your offspring, Joey-baby. Watch him offer to snap the inevitable Playboy pictorial when Jess and Ashlee's careers stall. He'll claim such a provacative spread will be best handled by their daddy. Kidding aside, does anyone not think we're going to get an incest-laden tell-all in the future? Joe Simpson is the vanilla Joe Jackson. Oh, and regardless of what you think of her, Jess does have some bodacious ta-tas.

My daddy never talked about my boobs. I am certain he never fantasized about me sexually.

I was clearly neglected.

This guy seems like an overly controlling, obsessed, business focused dad who has forgotten that they are his daughters and not a commodity.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I'm with jrzmommy. What a pervert. Sick, sick, sick.

Commish: are you seeing a therapist? Who ARE these people who raise their children in normal, non-sexually dysfunctional households? Son of bitch.

@30 ha ha ha, good one.

What a sick pervert. What's weird is that Jessica isn't doing anything to stop him. Guess she thinks that's normal father/daughter behavior. Seriously, I haven't ever heard her address the issue.

he's a supafreak! SUPAFREAK!

I am ok with this - really...

C'mon Joe, here are some ideas -

1. Jess and Ashlee gettin' it on - a little incestuous adventure...
2. A Jess and Ashlee calendar - each month they take a little more clothes off, and by December they are performing cunnilingus on each other...
3. Jess and/or Ashlee going potty...(now, not when they were toddlers...)
4. Jess and Ashlee doing a threesome, possibly with Nick, since his career is now going south faster than Jesse Metcalfe's and he could probably use the work...

The possibilities are ENDLESS - so Papa Joe, show us the money (shots)..

Is the dad at least hot?

look at that Nose! man she needs a nose job. that nose is outgrowing her face.

I mean, if the dad looks like.....say.... Fabio Cannavaro, then he should be allowed to take all the photos he wants and the world should get off his back. Okay? But if the dad looks like Ted Kennedy or Sam Donaldson, however, then he is clearly a sick man.

I wonder if Joe is as thrilled about Jessica's rack in that picture as I am?

http:/www.celebslam.com

ATM?

Ass to Michael Jackson?
Ass to Mister Rogers?
Ass to Marriane Faithful?
Ass to Muriel Hemingway?

Goddamn -- that's a body!

I'd hit it.

So would Joe. Too bad her little sis went from cute to plastic. She looks more fake than my penis does.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

Old man Simpson can stay as creepy as he wants as long as he keeps pictures like these delivered to my PC in my mom's basement.

Man she is real good looking,celebrities celebrities,

http://new-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/

#6 says "I'm just waiting for The Simpson's off-broadway show, The Aristocrats"

This is just hillarious.

Pinky nip, go here http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/

jrz:

I have an appointment tomorrow.

My daddy's neglect is the reason why my music career never took off.

Commish: Guess not everyone can be as lucky as the the Simpson Girls and the Jackson family with such loving dads...Maybe it's just a Dad-Named-Joe thing?

jrz:

You're right. My dad's name wasn't Joe.

I guess the only way to truly get over the trauma is to become a truckstop lot lizard. That'll be cheaper than therapy and I could make a few bucks.

By the way, Chestica looks like she walked right out of a Sear's catalog.

so THAT'S why we have seen so many pix of Ken Paves...Papa took the pix.

There was some magazine at the doctor's office...maybe People magazine. And there was this big cover story about Jessica's new love---That guy singer who already broke it off. Anyway, there she was on the cover saying she was in love!

Hmmmmmm. All part of Daddy's publicity machine!

She needs to put on some weight.

Hoplesss

I like the last pic, where she's undoubtedly winding up to give Joe the Simpson- dad-salute -- right in the nut sack. Thems boots are made for Joe's sack.

birdbeak.

great. can we have another story now? there's much more going on in the world of mirror-kissing.

Great friggin rack.

ATM = Ass to Mastecomy Scar?

@51 - I agree.

New post at Ninjas

http://www.cock-ninja.blogspot.com/

I cannot go to any website at work that has the words cockninja in it. fine. have your fun party.....*walks away in huff*

@16 that WAS the funniest thing ever.

the onion rocks.

It does kind of look like Pappa Joe may have got her pregnant................

Ass to Manpleaser

Look's***

ass to moneymaker

Ass To Masseuse?

That really sucks #52 jrzmommy.
It's a laugh a minute over there!

So, 60 minutes in an hour...
24 hours in a day...

That's alot of laughs right there!

If I was her father, I wouldn't take her picture ....

I'd take her beaver, shove it in my mouth and eat it raw. And then have seconds .... and thirds.

Ass to Mouth-organ
Ass to MouthBreather
Ass to Mouthgasim
Ass to Mouthfull

For the Fag's(not that there is anything wrong with that)

Ass to Moustache

62--that's like, 1,440 laughs a day. I'm missing out.

64--Ass to Meatgrinder

@65 Ouch........That hurt Jrzmommy. Wow, I can't even think right now. *Cringe*

Ass to Megalomaniac

You know, I am sitting here naked in a pile of Jim Beam bottles, staring at J. Simpsons magnificent titties and wishing I had both a penis and a vagina. So, instead of typing with one hand and masturbating with the other, I could merely insert my cock into my own delicious pussy and fuck myself, while typing with both hands. And, no mess to clean up afterwords, because I would simply ejaculate directly into my own body. And, if by some misfortune I knocked myself up, it would be some sort of God-like child, as both sets of DNA would be from me. You hear that Santa? I want a vagina for Chistmas.

That comment still isn't half as disturbing as a father taking "racy" pics of his daughters. Sick fuck, get help!

68--naked in a pile of Jim Bean bottles? Are you sitting in my childhood tree house?

Joe Simpson makes me feel uncomfortable, and I'm not even his daughter. Ick!

@68 Wow dude, That's pretty out there, keep up the good work.............he he he he he

Ass to Muppet -- for the those with puppet fetishes.

J mommy

Sounds like we had similar childhoods. Are you my sister?

74--I dunno.....did you smoke pot with me when we were 9?

On the bright side, they both know who the creepy stalker is. So when they find their underwear drawer all messed up they'll know it was their father who sniffed their panties.

No matter who approves her photos, she'll still look like a dim ho. I wonder if he keeps a couple under his pillow...

75 Well, you did have the only bong, what was I supposed to do?

Yes her breasts are fake. After she lost some weight they were sagging so she had a reduction then implants put in. You can tell they are fake first of all just by looking at them. Scarlet Johanson on the other side, so not fake! And if they are, her plastic surgeon is God.

I'm pretty sure they're real, or she'd have that weird half circle on top of her boob. That bra is definitely padded though. Talk about overkill!

Okay Mr Superfish, at this time of the day we'll even take Lohan or Hilton post.

Please!

She looks good in these photos... i havnt seen good photos of her for ages
BUT Oh My God her Dad is FREAKY... does he realise he's doing his girls no favours by looking like an inbreed pedofile....

I believe this is where the term "Who's your DADDY!?" originated from.

I don't care what any of you say...she is simply gorgeous! She's annoying, yes, and her dad is WAY freaking creepy...but, damn! She is beautiful!

God damn look at the bazookas on her. mmmm mmmm mmmm

yes those bazookas are indeed nice. anyone know her measurements.

I also like the fact her license plate number is clearly visible

oh, and i'd love to be her purse strap too!!

I definitely think hers are real. They sag when unleashed. She's got a bra on, folks. Big tits in a nice push-up look good. Hence, push-up bras...

I don't think these are fake at all:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Djess%2Bsimpson%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-500%26x%3Dwrt&w=447&h=868&imgurl=www.celebarazzi.com%2Fblog%2Fhostedpics%2Fjsimpsonnipple.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebarazzi.com%2Fblog%2Fimage.html%3Fimage%3Djsimpsonnipple.jpg%26title%3DJess%2BSimpson%2Btiny%2Bbikini%2Bnipslip&size=61.8kB&name=jsimpsonnipple.jpg&p=jess+simpson&type=jpeg&no=13&tt=2,344&oid=905f128c187e7420&ei=UTF-8

so when's the sex tape coming out?

he is a control freak! i don't care if he wants to control his daughters but when he wants to control what WE, the public, "should" see, that just pisses me off! If i want to see pictures of his daughters looking like pathetic sad dirty white trash sluts then goddammit i wanna see them!

Notice that they're all terrible photos, really. He's taller than her and is always pointing the camera down at her, making her look shorter and more top-heavy than usual.
If you're gonna shoot cheesecake of your own daugther, at least learn how to do it right for Pete's sake.

Hmmm...daddy likes!

wireimage is scum.. i used to deal with them..

here's an old school pic:

http://keys.la/notmine/jessica_ashlee.jpg

later.

Ashlee to Mommy?

#68 - Wow. That's like being smacked in the face with long supressed memories, except instead of Jim Beam, it was empty 40 ouncers of Colt 45. We couldn't afford the good stuff in the hood. And wouldn't it be nice to tell everyone who says "Go fuck yourself", "Well I can..."

#91 - "pictures of his daughters looking like pathetic sad dirty white trash sluts" are Joe Simpson's favorites too, so your wish will come true

78--You could have eaten some of Mom's "special" brownies.......

i hate this donkey

She looks stupid with those boots on. They cut her off at the knee. Hellooo...you are SHORT! What did she buy them in every color or something jeesh.

I've got no problem with this. Joe's already shown he's obsessed with showing off his daughter's rack, which is what I want from a celebrity photographer anyway.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

DJ I know her measurements, HUGE. Hahahaha. Jessica needs a real man like me. My genius would rub off on her, no sexual comments needed!

Someone doesn't look like a monkey anymore....slightly normal, and maybe even pretty. You can't really hate Jessica Simpson...sure she's dumb, but wearing your shoes on your hands like mittens is just adorable! And she's not as stupid as her sister, who showed up 2 hours late to a conference because she couldn't find clean underwear.

I saw the Simpson'Father on TV and he got this kinda Killer Eyes which made me thought he could do anything....even shooting his daughter' boobs like paparazzi.

Anyways, i like Jessica 'cause she's hot and idiot but i think she's proud of it.

wow, this is really disturbing....