Sep 15 2006Jessica Biel kisses her girlfriend

1st?

She's about to get the alien tongue down her throat.

first ya bitches.

i kiss my friends all the time...she is HOT.

I just spontaneously masturbated

http://www.celebslam.com

weiiiiiird!
who does that? what ever happened to hugs?

That explains why she is never seen with a date!

Odd. There's a strange knocking sound coming from under my desk, moving my keyboard and threatening to spill my water. This is such a stark contrast to that 'innocent' Travolta picture.

Does she have a sister, because she looks like she's kissing her mirror image. I mean, their profiles are identical. I guess if she is kissing her sister, that's going to double the pervy quality for you under the desk knockers!! LOL

NOOOOOOOO!

They even look like sistahs.

That is fucking hot.

I gotta know though - is she a confirmed lesbian, or still in the closet?

oh my god - she is kissing herself! How does she do it? It must be all those squats outside with the rubber band. I need to get a rubber band...

thats quite a kiss...for a "friend".

OH LORD, THE WOOOOOOD!!!

You bet your ass #8, I had to get a mop and two buckets just to pick the up all the spoooge afterwards.

By afterwards, I mean I masturbated, and came powerfully, like the volcano that destroyed Krakatoa.

Good god, she's so hot she makes me 'confused'!

That LesBielan made my dick hard............

#7 - Did you unknowingly wear your tight pants again today? I, too, have desk knockers. My boobs are so big that when I come to work, they sit on my desk.

It wouldn't surprise me if she came out as gay. Lipstick lesbian.

Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa

Oompa

The ball is still in my court.
Awaiting your response.
FS

veritable cornholeulabia

that looks like britney murphey

Yeah. She's into girls. That second picture with her hand on the side/back/boob? She's so readying to cop a feel.

that's nothing. with even my most casual female acquaintences, i always say goodbye using a double-headed dildo.

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It's obvious she's a little butchy. Not all dyked out or anything, but my gaydar definitely picks up some Biel on Girl vibes...

And speaking of Biel on Girl -
Happy Girl on Girl Friday from Cooterpunch to you!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/09/happy-girl-on-girl-friday_15.html

#17 - I actually decided to wear my old parachute pants from 'Breakin' 2: The Electric Bugaloo', but this chick seems to have a hypnotic effect on my johnson, much like a snake charmer on a cobra. The desk knockin' boobs comment sent me over the edge... I need to call the cleaning folks now and warn them to bring one of those wet-vacs... Thanks.

I am cornholio*

I need TP for my bunghole.

#24- Coot, thanks for the Friday G-on-G.

My Blog Sucks...

I thought I had some edgy shit up on the Ferret, until I went to Tranny Granny's site.

Fuck me in the goat-ass, I don't even have the words to describe what is going on in that site. I feel so dirty!!

http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/

#22...it's absolutely imperative that I attend your next get-together with your girlfriends.

I haven't been a lesbian, but am now seriously considering it.

here i am sitting besides a wishing well, my granny always told me never to say my wishes out loud but since that advice has never came true I am gonna try just the opposite... *throwing penny in well*

"oh please mystical god of the wishing well, please teleport my cock in between their lips"

Good God is that ever hot...as an oversexed bisexual female I would be more than happy to clear a spot for Jess to sit...like on my face for example :)

27 Ferret Face
You faggot kiss ass!

We like your kind of people in Moose Taint.

They look like fish.

this picture is somewhat disapponting because as we saw before...she has a massive tounge and she should be putting that bad boy to good use...maybe the camera scurred it away...other than that the only thing hotter would be a threesome between jessica simpson, jessica alba, AND jessica biel

From the diary of a young starlet:

It had been days since I had last seen her then ,suddenly, she was there so lovely, so luscious as the night we had met. My vagina became instantly flooded by its natural secretions as my nipples became harder than graphite. Then I saw them, the paparazzi and I became scared, scared that they would notice how aroused I had become. Luckily, my vaginal secretions had started pooling past the sidewalk just as a Roto-Rooter truck was crossing the intersection and the photoghraphers slipped...funny, how something so sexual can be so deadly. Oh, and yeah , we went to a motel, but that's for another entry.

She has to be one of the hottest lipstick lesbos in history. How long before Ellen Degenerate has her on? How long before she does that brave movie role wherein she portrays a carpetmunching fiend in the throes of an insatiable pussy hunger? My God, 7th Heaven is tainted for me forever... in a good way.

she's a lesbian?!?!?!!?

that looks like a scene from
the princess promenade
i think it was called

its a way of holding a cherry (or carrot)
and passing to another
without using your hands
(...or feet)
((or hooves))

the clue was in the word "bunch"
in the fish guy's header

btw... jessicer who?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490668/

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a jessica biel hiaku:

holy fucking shit
that's the best picture ever
life's downhill from here

http://www.funderpants.com

Um, neither of these chicks is orange enough.

@14

You said "Krakatoa"!!!!!! That was a mean volcano! Do you think Jessica's vagina spews one thousand degree air?

Jessica's girlfriend looks like she's in 7th Heaven! Biel also broke up with her "boyfriend" (hah!), Chris Evans, a few months ago.

Well I guess I should'a known she was licking cornucopias (aka...horn-o-plenty), instead of porkswords (aka...cock). But the plus side is that I plan on masterbating to this photo and the Whitney Housten look'n like a fucking Wookie photo.

If I'm going to shit-on, ridiculed, and dejected for being a cock-sucking faggot... than so is she!!!

That looks like Brittany Murphy and they are probably just going to kiss the sides of their faces, thus the picture is taken before you see they are going for the cheek.

Lame.

HELLO EVERYONE, THIS IS THE REAL TRANNYGRANNY

THE POSTER USING MY NAME THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS IS A TROLL. HIS NAME IS WALRUS GUMBOOT ON MY SITE, THEGRANNYS, AND ON SPANKCHEEKS. HE GOES AS IMSUICDAL ON THE FISH.

AND HE IS VERY VERY STUPID. I JUST MATCHED UP YOUR POST TIMES AS FISH STALKER AND WALRUS GUMBOOTS TO YOUR COMPUTER URL IN SPRING, TEXAS. EVER HEARD OF A SITEMETER YOU FUCKING JOKE? STOP USING MY NAME, TRANNYGRANNY, IMMEDIATLY. I WILL POST YOUR REAL NAME AND PHONE NUMBER AND PHYSICAL ADDRESS ONLINE IF YOU DO NOT. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. DO NOT THINK I AM KIDDING.

SO PEOPLE OF THE FISH, THERE YOU GO, THERE IS YOUR FUCKING TROLL. HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

YOU ARE DEAD ASSHOLE

27 Angry Ferret Jones....thank you for the compliment, I will check out your site shortly. Feel free to leave comments any time in Moose-Taint County.

AND Mr. SUPERFISH guy.....you may want to ban imsuicidal as a show of good faith that you really don't like trolls.

So the trifold wallet comment wasn't you? Still funny, but that sucks. I always thought he was that lame bananas guy anyway. Fucking trolls!!!

Wow, that is one angry Tranny.

And Suicidal, you might have some material that doesn't suck massive ass so don't be a asshole.

Richport,

Every comment from tri-fold on was not me, I let it slide till he fucked up enough to get caught.

Barabado;

I always wanted to catch this fuck who is turning this site into a piece of shit. I am pissed for everyone trolls drove away.

.

Holy Shit. TrannyGranny is on a goddamn rampage pro. Better watch your cornhole, fucker!

Go Tranny!! Kick some troll ass!

#16 Italian Stallion are you a jew? ...just asking.

#30 i agree with you.

#45. Who was accusing you or anyone of anything. I'm just saying that I'm gonna masterbate to this photo and the Whitney Houston looking like a wookie photo. Is that so wrong? Now, if I said masterbate to Bob Hoskins or Bee Aurthor, now THAT's just wrong. :/

Britney Murphy? I was thinking she looked like Alyssa Milano.

@ 22

Yes, many women use the double headed dildo to greet and say goodbye to one another, but now you have let the cat (so to speak) out of the bag since the guys are going to figure out that is why we take so long in the powder room! Oh well, guess they were going to find out eventually.

I personally like my glass double dildo for such occasions... adds something special.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-dildos-double.htm

I've always been afraid of kissing one of my girlfriends. Not because I am a homophobe, but merely because I might like it WAAAYYYY too much, and never, ever, ever come back to the dick side.

Mmmm, clitoris.....

yum yum.

I love the "Oh, fuck, I'm totally busted" look on her face in the second pic.

Seriously, though, I don't get guys' fascination with the whole hot girl on girl carpet munching action. I mean, when I watch porn, I like to watch a chick get fucked. Sure it's okay if she chewing on some box at the same time, but she's gotta be getting reamed by some massive wood while she's at it.

And the whole strap-on thing is just stupid.

Oh, and did you miss me Kris?

Ya #56, but does your dildo hug you at night even though you smell like a mixture of fish and lavender? And will your dildo listen to your every problem even though no one wants to hear you whine about everything under the sun that involves you only? Will your dildo tell you you're beautiful even though you might look like a bucket of shit, but you have a vagina so it's worth it? Go shopping with you and put up with your bullshit obsession with shoes and constant fucking yapping about stupid shit that a retard would find ignorant? No. No it won't. It will just go. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......... FIN

this much BigJim:
http://www.stars-masculines-nues.com/tommylee01.jpg

It's nice to be loved.

Actually Fatty_McButterpants, dildos do not go Rrrrrrrrrrr. VIBRATORS go Rrrrrrrrrrr.

Jeez.

Not the ones out of Japan.. HAW..! I made funny. Laugh damn it..! :D

I love lipstick lesbians.

I've been with girls (usually a part of a threesome) and I also always kiss my girlfriends hello. I get a definite Biel-on-girl vibe from Jessica. And the way her lips are pursed? That is ROMANCE right there.

No wait a second. Better. I Poop funny. So neener neener neener on you. :P

Check your mail, Jim.

XOXOX

Fatty, whatever you're smokin', pass it this way.

Sorry to hear the trifold wallet comment wasn't Tranny Granny; it was funny, but now I sorta feel bad for praising it.

Props to Barbado Slim (if that is your real name) for the Krakatoa reference. Historical and filthy. Well played.

#69 - You win for being #69 on this thread. Nothing could be more appropriate.

I want to give a big hearty shout out and thank you to Walrus! Thanks to you, Tranny WILL grudge fuck me to death tonight!

Someone tell my mother I love her. My valuables are in a disposable gladware container buried under the corndog trailer.

It was a pleasure knowing you all, as I will die happy. Have a candlelight vigil for me at this time tomorrow night.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to go start my stretching exercises now. YAY!

As President of the "I Heart Jessica Biel" fan club, I do not like these allegations that Jessica would in any way be a Lesbian or Bi-sexual.

She may be beautiful and have a great body, and a long tongue and kiss her female friends...on the mouth and...and...

I'm sorry, what was I saying??? Whatever...

I love her, MAN!

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

It's Brittany Murphey you guys. Look closely.

Fuck you all.
The only reason (hetero) guys don't like Homos is because they're afraid of their own predatory male behaviour - god forbid that any male will/would be exposed to that!!!
Women don't have that paranoid problem. Women just are, and are not afraid of other women.

Any guy, secure within themselves, be it homo or hetero, is not afraid of, or is threatened by, any other guy.

Those guys who get turned on by women-on-women sex are most likely to be influenced by porn.
The implication being that a penis is missing, and the implication that a penis is what women want.
Far from the real lesbian truth. Lesbians are by definition women, and dick don't belong.

ehh, it's a lip kiss. Hollywood types are weird like that Ewan McGregor does that to dudes and chicks. Creepy, I know, but it happens

While Hollywood types may kiss to say hello and goodbye, they don't usually go in with their eyes closed and lips parted.

#75

There isnt a big enough emoticon for that post.

#74 "Women just are, and are not afraid of other women".

You are so fucking stupid, obviously you have never seen women interact in work together.

Me-fucking-ow

That's just weird. I don't kiss my girlfriends like that..

@80 maybe not but you sure do kiss Britney Spears' ass

@74 & 75:

Uh, I'll type r e a l s l o w s o y o u c a n r e a d t h i s.

You rode the short bus to school, right? I mean, what you wrote in your posts makes absolutely no sense whatsover, and I can only surmise that you are legally retarded.

Sorry, I meant to say that you're "speshul."

#74 Quote: "Fuck you all.
The only reason (hetero) guys don't like Homos is because they're afraid of their own predatory male behaviour - god forbid that any male will/would be exposed to that!!!
Women don't have that paranoid problem. Women just are, and are not afraid of other women.
Any guy, secure within themselves, be it homo or hetero, is not afraid of, or is threatened by, any other guy."

WTF are you babbling about? Okay, you really need to put down the psych 101 book, get out there in the REAL world and meet some real hard working folks that aren't in collage.

Most men don't like Homo's because they are homo's, or different in other words. Just like women who hate Jason Alaxander. You could come up with many reasons, but the simplest is, he's worth hating. I could care less about gay or straight. If a man is going to pack peanuts with another man or a girl is going to enjoy a nice bowl of fish pit, then be prepared to be made fun of. I know I like vagina and girl butt, so I don't need to reflect on my so-called hidden homo tendancies. There are none. I like girls, period. I make fun of everyone and myself. No one and nothing is sacred. Nothing. Your over examining something that's really simple.

#75 Quote: "Those guys who get turned on by women-on-women sex are most likely to be influenced by porn. The implication being that a penis is missing, and the implication that a penis is what women want. Far from the real lesbian truth. Lesbians are by definition women, and dick don't belong."

Again.. WTF are you babbling about? Men get turned on by any woman or women. Any sexual act, be it solo or two women. If a woman is in it, their penis gets hard. A woman could be in a dress head to toe and men get hard. Hell, just the sound of a girls voice over the phone makes me rock hard. It's a natural reaction tied to animal procreation. Fenmales excite males, we want to have sex with the females. In turn the species flourishes. It's that simple. Please quit spouting BullShit diatribes that make no fucking sence whatsoever. I know you want us to beleive your rantings, but quite honestly, your full of horseshit.. FLAME ON motha fucka.. FLAME ON..!

Eg mátti senda tær eitt bræv fyri at siga tær, hvussu høgt eg elski teg.
Eg sá teg í gjár, tá ið tú fórt við vinum tínum - eg bíðaði allan dagin eftur tær.

So Fuck Off!!!

#74 & 75

I have read your comments and with careful analysis I have come to three conclusions.

#1
You are a lonely and hurt man, you have been mistreated, ridiculed and rejected by girls throughout your childhood and teenage years. The lack of or dare I say "nonexisting" bond between you and a female companion has turned you bitter. Therefore, your only alternative was to find a companion of the same sex. Meaning you turned fudge packer or fudge packie.

#2
You are a lonely and hurt woman... (see comment #1). Of course in this case you are neither a fudge packer or packie but rather a "red carpet muncher".

and #3
You are a hermaphrodite. Simply saying you enjoy fucking youself, therefore not needing any other companion but yourself. You absolutely adore and worship the ground you walk on.

ok, so here was the hard part, which one of the possible 3 were you. Using the process of elimination method, I have concluded that you are neither #1 or #2, because of your negative attitude, people would have to be out of their mind to go out with you, so therefore the only logical conclusion would be that you are a hermaphrodite.

I am telling all you hetro-dudes out there that you need to welcome the gay guys in to your neighborhoods and offices.

Why?

Simple math, my friend. If you are in a bar with two other guys and three other girls, that is a boring 1-1 ratio. But if the two guys are gay, then YOU suddenly have a 1-3 ratio with the ladies. Plus you get bonus sensitivity points for having gay buddies. For every gay gay with a boyfriend there are two extra ladies to possibly share your love.

So even if you are a narrow-minded, redneck prick, do the math. Gay men are no threat to you or me. Besides, I doubt gay guys would find most of us attractive anyway.

TCLTC

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was gonna hit that.

So here I am drunk again, sucking back a nice Shiraz from Australia - Two Hands, Ares - highly recommended.

Anyway, about Jessica. She's a thick girl. I mean, she's got some meat to her. My gal is thin and I like that because when she's older, she will still be thin.

However, Biel is the kind of lady that is going to plump out nicely. Her backyard is business class (larger seats), you know. And her boobs, um, smallish.

Nonetheless, she is nice to look at, and I'll be honest, I'm a sucker for full lips and nicely shaped eyebrows.

Have a good weekend, pervs.

Okay, I was wrong about the tongue thing. THIS is what has caused her sudden surge of popularity.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

# 47 Good job Tranny. ( and Fish)
People eventually may creep back here to this...ummmm...this... place...
And hopefully soon 'I'm Suicidal' will finally learn the meaning of the word 'COMMITMENT'
(lol - Just kidding Suicide - maybe watch Dr Phil or learn how to drink)
He (or she) has certainly put Spring Texas on the map and I - personally - hope this wasn't some sort of 'Chamber of Commerce' promo crap. [Unless there is some sort of 'Air Miles' points deal involved.]
I don't know why this person tried to screw things up.
But, them there being from Texas - I guess they were getting low on ammo.
Your internet pal - Binky x
(oh - and lesbos rock)

Wow. I don't know whether to be turned on or throw my fist through the screen. Those have to be the ugliest shoes ever. And I would know.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

Public at LARGE : How do we know it's the real 'Bink', 'Tranny' etc ? ...Like if we cared...
Binky : Sometimes you just know these things. It's like this rerun I saw of Get Smart. 99 had to choose the real Maxwell Smart - and they, like, just ended up ringing him up on his shoe-phone or something. It didn't end like you'd think. They didn't use the 'Cone of Silence' or anything like that. (What was with the hydraulics on that thing ? It was always getting stuck and, to be honest, quite often I thought it wasn't worth the hassle. It seemed to have the planning of the 'peace dividend' brought on by the invasion of Iraq) Wait a sec...'Hello ...yes...well, 'Mr'.....I'm what ? Off topic ?....'

A little early to be drinking, dontcha think Binky????

That's her cousin, hence the similar profiles.

Naughty Girls!

playpacman.net

# 88 - Yeah, well, see, here in the US men marry their women when they're still hot and divorce them when they get fat. And repeat. Or, more often, they just get fat themselves and stop caring.

Yum that's fucking hot. This chick is so fine
http://www.toplesscelebs.net/Jessica_Biel/Jessica-Biel-topless-4.jpg

Everytime I look at her, I think of that image with her huge ass...yummy.

http://wampoon.com

Damn, I paid 30k in an auction for a date with this hot piece of ass and after lunch when I asked her out for another date, she said no because she was a lesbian. I was pissed off as I talked about myself for hours knowing that would turn her on and figured I had scored a second date but I thought she just lied to let me down easy. Now it turns out she was telling the truth.

I am turned on even more. When is the next auction?

No Kris - Sleep-walking I guess. I just haven't been able to sleep since I saw that pic of her tongue.
30 k for a date ? I hope she paid for the... sushi.

This is a boring post... who cares really, it was a kiss, it's like watching paris hilton feed her diseases new victims, b-o-r-i-n-g

Wow, that rocked. I'm pitchin' so much wood, there's a giant log cabin in my pants. :-D

much ado about nothing. i've been to parties where i kissed my girlfriends like that. and NO not like "girl friends" but like "friend girls" ok. although usually after a few mojitos. or 6.

This is her dog walking partner isn't it? The post from a month ago with both of them walking their dogs, dressed alike, and looking like close friends! This is pretty hot!!! I worship her body in a non lesbo way anyway but fuck- I'd so do her!!! My tounge is also freakishly long

LOL, this thread brought out all the wannabe bisexual attention whores, didn't it

Nah... I'm def a man lover only. She's incredible. I've thought of her as the physicial goal for my workouts but for a moment seeing her all cozy in the shrubs...my mind drifted back to those college days... I def need the man love only now!

they look like sisters. perhaps they are family. family members sometimes kiss on the lips. even if they are just friends, i think it's sweet. whatever the reason, kissing is out of love, it doesn't need to be sexual.

@108 - I think it's sweet too when you have a nice, long, wet kiss with your friends. Then you put your hand up their shirt and give them a little tweak - in a friendly way. Finally, a little friendly game of "who's in my mouth?" Mmmmmmm, friends....

Will you be my friend?

thats an awesome pic. i'd kiss her.

Yeah whatevas bros. I'z madez outs wit those chickz meself.

I'm the Drunk Blogger, I blog, but hardly drunk because I'm usually too busy "bangin' broads-TM" at that point. Yeah it makes no sense that my name is Drunk Blogger, but who cares. Does it make any sense that Tucker Max calls himself Tucker Max or that The Superficial calls himself thesuperficial.com? Exactly.

Oh yeah, Jessica Biel, you kiss girls? In your face!

i watched that show a couple times ( 7th heaven) and it pissed me off how Lucy was supposed to be hot, not marry. Lucy always had guys lining up.. I thought her face was bustes

I love Jessica and the other girl could really be BRITTANY MURPHY!
0________0???

Hey - it's me Binky.
Good to see ya'll back here in the past.
Peace Out !

(Humm was that Ryan Secreast's (sp?) line or Dan Rather's ? Hummm... More news at 11)

So itsa kiss. Not even a good one.
Wanna see some hot kisses go to a tgp post like wild cherries.

mmmmmmmm...that's tasty

"mmmmmmmm...that's tasty"

THAT IS SUPER REALLY REALLY TASTY......