holy cow!

Lesbianism anyone?

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

Is the guy behind her playing a flute?

i can't tell if that is hot or freaky...
maybe it's both?

http://www.funderpants.com

Woah, and the way she can bend it as well!

Suck me beatiful...

I bet when she dives for clams she reaches the uterus.

She could totally lick my balls while giving me head! Awesome!

Reliable sources tell me she was looking and commenting on the latest "Lindsy Super Beaver" shot.

IMHO, of course.

If only she didn't have all that muscle... She has the T&A, that tongue (hours of fun), and she's just the right height. I mean she wouldn't look that muscular next to or on top of me considering I'm a tortilla seller by day and a professional bodybuilder by night. Don't question it, it's true.

so fuckable

Nice side boob, too.

Tongue implant?

Imagine the shennanigans she and Gene Simmons could come up with?

When did she get boobs?

You could use that thing to unclog a bathroom drain. Shit!

First thing that came to mind was Jabba the Hut's tongue lashing around while being choked by Leia.

Even Gene Simmons would say "Shit, that is a nice tongue."

Then he would totally nail her.

Twice.

14 & 18

neither of you believe a Gene Simmons love child????

I think the bigger issue here is that it is almost 10:00 am, and I have yet to see a cooter bone shot from Lindsey.

Holy crap, I hope she is ok!

Come on baby girl, drop trow for the Ferret! I need some more endless speculation!

19 - That is totally an option. You know Gene was spreading his seed like a lawn machine for the last 30 years.

I know what I'll be doing later tonight (hint: masturbating to that image).

http://www.celebslam.com

Awesome! This just makes my day!

I've been frozen in my seat for the last 15 minutes, staring at her stairway to heaven tounge, and cursing my decision this morning to wear unsually tight pants. Of course they didn't seem that tight 16 minutes ago.

She can toss my salad anytime, hell I'll bring the aunt jemima's.

Thanks superfish for some BOOBery action that does not involve the Hohan.
Much appreciated.

just what I always wanted, an ear cleaner.

Its Jerry Seinfeld in the background!

She is the anti-Dunst.

Duckface has a nice rack.

I have to admit, I am fascinated with her talent, can she do tricks like sticking it where the sun don't shine then tying it into a knot.... ooooo the imagery is so disturbing

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Wanna Rock an Rolll All NIGHTTTTTT!"

Haha. Nice. I'd hit it.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

Suddenly I cant seem to get my sphincter to un-pucker...

I wonder if she even realizes that it has crawled out? Large, mutated beings like that seem to have a mind of their own. Like "The Blob"...Godzilla....or my peanaynay

What's that I see? 4 chins? FATTY!

That's hideous!!
:-(((((

Strutter! LOL

Oh that is a good position for some licks!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

Hey SF, Looks like she would make a better boyfriend than you too! I'm feeling experimental all of the sudden!

Well, that explains her sudden wave of popularity.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Her chest doubles for the new york state roadmap.

That is one freakishly long cartoon tongue. I wonder if it rolls up into her mouth like window shades when she's done wagging it.

I, uh, can't, um, think straight. It's so, and she's so, and I'm so, uh, hmmm? What?

Okay, okay, mind out of gutter, thinking clearly and, now better. Now, what was I talking about?

Oh, yeah. I love her, MAN!!!!

I finished two minutes into looking at that.

Where the hell do I start with this one? I got a candy cane she can lick? She can get the rest of the peanut butter out of the jar without a knife? Just too much to choose from.

With a tongue like that those lesbo rumors must be true. We look at that shot and think "wow, what a tongue", lezzies take a gander and say "a female John Holmes."

I wonder if she can touch her elbow?

She & Gene Simmons can have a "Lick Off".

I'm not a dude or a lesbo, so this picture does nothing for me, but as long as I'm here, I'll observe that Jessica Biel is purty, even with her tongue sticking out (or especially with her tongue sticking out, if you prefer). She makes Britney, Lohan and Jessica S. look like sacks of dirt.

The tongue picture is sorta creepy, actually. I hope it's Photoshopped, 'cause it's not particularly attractive. But nice rack, and skin color that actually belongs on a human, instead of on fruits and vegetables. Just keep that freaky-looking tongue put away.

That's not Jessica Biel, that's some reptile alien dressed up as Jessica Biel ... my god, what have they done with Jessica Biel??!?

WOA! thats the freakin biggest tounge i ever did see!

I was wondering why they called her H4. I then realised what a good hummer she must be able to give.

Did she swallow a snake or is she just happy to see me?

I'd like to bake a pie in her kitchen... And by "kitchen" I mean her VAG. And by "pie" I mean my swollen pork sword.

It seems that to become a celebrity in Hollywood requires a long tongue nowdays ,she just might be the next mrs. Tom Cruise . Still this is the kinda exposure that gets you a(or any) job so I am all in support . More tongue less talk Miss Biel pls!!!

Doing her would be like having sex with a female Gene Simmons. That would combine my love of KISS with my love of having sex.

If only she had the makeup. And the ultra cool outfits.

Preferable the ones from Love Gun. I feel that would be very appropriate.

@17 But of course you would my little nerdliness ;)

Recognize this

"Gee lil' fishy, perhaps you could show me precisely where I stole one of your jokes? Seems to me that I posted the tri-fold wallet comment on the Superfish, and everyone seemed to love it. Now, perhaps you should go talk to one of your wiser personas about going further with this?"

Now go back to your blog and acknowledge you saw this.

That thing is fucking intimidating let me tell ya. She could perform a thorough prostrate check/enema with that thing!

Does anyone else find that

REALLY F*&KIN SCARY

Biel for Wonder Woman!

photoshopped? the black background has me wondering...

http://wampoon.com/

She could get around twenty piercings on that thing. Or just one large hole usable as a vagina. Man, I have to patent that idea.

come on don't be jealous this looks great, cool..

I wish she would use that to examine my prostate

Wow. I am impressed. Not because of her tounge. But that she was dumb enough, like a trained monkey, to actually stick her tounge out when commanded her to. Jessy want a peanut? Ooooo oooo aaaahh aaaaahh. Goooood Dumb bitch.

Wow...I'll bet that girl can munch a mean carpet...

Hot damn!!!! Jessica, go ahead, lick those nipples, you damn sure can reach them with that long ass tongue WOW!!

She is so hot. I would beat that up like it owed me money. I would tax that ass like King Richard. They would have to scrape her off the floor with a spatula after I was done. There would be nothing left but a smoking ruin in the middle of the bed. She is soooooo hot. Hey Jessica, is 8 inches enough?

Almost disgusting.
unless it was in the (censored) area