Sep 1 2006Jessica Alba pays the meter

dead man's chest

well albadamned.. she is paying for her own meter!!!
(i'm from kentucky, we really do talk that way)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

Did her boobs take a vacation?

This is newsworthy?

Typical American woman ... blathering on a cell phone at any possible opportunity. They ought to just start gluing those things to the sides of baby girls' heads. Health risk? Maybe. But, it's not like brain cancer could degrade the average conversation you overhear.

The black horn must be her coke storage container.

I would "pay" her meter all night long.

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I like the really long chili necklace she is wearing... the shape reminds me of a sex toy we sell-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/red-chili-pepper-vibrator.htm

I'm not sure why this site is so fascinated with her. Wow, a good looking girl in Hollywood. Turn down Vine St. and you'll see a whole row of them open for business.

Plus, I've always had the sneaking suspicion that the admin for this site is gay. His comments on female appearances have a bitchy, detached vibe to them. Maybe that was him getting on the plane with Travolta?

#9

do you have any pictures of yourself using your products, if so can you direct me to them...

#10: How dare he not bend at the feet of all hollywood females.

You should email the admin with some tips on how to boost the popularity of thesuperficial. Maybe he could increase his ranking from the #1 celebrity gossip blog to the......wait....nevermind

i heart thesuperficial

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I just saw this on a milk carton:

MISSING: Jessica Alba's knockers
DESCRIPTION: Plump and Delicious; Able to amply fills bikinis and cause instant erections in those with erectile dysfunction
LAST SEEN: The set of The Fantastic Four
REWARD: The gratitude of men everywhere, plus you get to wack me off while she watches

ANY INFO: Call Wilder Valderama
REWARD: Wung douseeng dahlers gash muhnee

I get that it's the Friday before a long, holiday weekend, but I'm working...maybe Superfish guy could keep up the pace, too? Slacker. A Lindsay Lohan story and now this. With the MTV VMAs last night and this is all he can come up with?

The Awful Truth (eonline.com) has a great lead story WITH CLOSE-UP PICTURES of what looks like hair plugs on good old Tom Cruise...http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2006/060901.html

She's looking a bit on the... Nicole Richie side...

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Uh, her "invisible car" sure casts a shadow...

Maybe Superfish guy went on vacay with Jessica's sugartits - no stories and no boobies...

YOU PAY THAT METER, ALBA!

YOU PAY IT ALL DAY LONG!!!

*yawn*

#15 - I knew TC got plugged, but this is just taking it too far!

#4

No, they didn't take a vacation. They hardly existed in the first place.

Sigh, another no talent skank who needs to get naked soon.

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Okay this is a monkey like troll feeding the meter.
I want my dark angel back and feed her meter all nite long.

Down with monkey girl, down.

Well this just goes to show you that there's plenty of other lovely girls not far away at all. Alba looks pretty ordinary here.

And where did her breastasis go anyway?

She could have a set of anti-breasts - concave depressions like two small meteorite strikes - and I would still feast on her supple skin. She is a deliciously bitchy morsel of sweet, sweet heaven.

slow day eh?
you could at least talk about how shitty the vmas were and how stupid p. hilton looked! get with it superfish guy

=
== Number #22. She's already gotten naked, even if people argue it is a body double. So what. It's still her. Clip is on YOUTUbe, of course. ====

She is so overrated anyway. And she's top heavy, too.

She is looking a little bit waif-ish... I'm very disappointed... oh, well, can we get more pics of Lohan instead? Oh yeah, already got those today... hahaha

what happened to her tits?

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#12...I think the perpetrators of this crime may be messrs Wonderbra and Airbrush.

The only newsworthy thing about this is Alba's amazing expanding lips.

She lost 10 lbs and it was all T&A. Sigh.

TODAY'S TOP STORY: Jessica Alba pays Parking Meter!

TOMMORROW'S TOP STORY: Jessica Alba has Belly-button Lint!

WOOF!

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The woman is in hollywood, therefore shes gonna end up skinnier than she should, because it works in the magazines. They can always add fat, but its harder to take it away.
Plus, her stylists always tell how good she look the skinnier she gets. This girl would be smokin if she was next door, but shed be fat and a mom already, too. Alba seemed ot peak last year with the fantastic four and those beach shots of her all tan and exhibitionist from last summer. She's been drying out and getting thinner - maybe some tragedy, or maybe shes prepping for an emotional meltdown Richie style.
Either way, its too bad that she interviews like your typical stuck-up moron. I had hopes that this girl had flair and smarts and fun, but shes pretty dull afterall. And shes starting to look like a dried-out woman, not a hottie anymore

#13 - thanks for that. I laughed so hard, I almost pissed myself.

#29 --
I think you're completely right. Her boobs are what they always were, just minus airbrushing and custom fit push-ups for movies.

#29 --- you're right. Definitely.

Hopefully her vagina will become tighter.

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Am I crazy or did she lose her boobs...

This is all you could come up with mr. superficial? for shame...

Granted her chest is flat, but I prefer to see her with itty boobs than big fake ones. BTW.....I have some shorts just like that. I wonder if she got them at Mervyn's for 11.99 like I did?

P.S. Jessica, they make my ass look flat too.

I'm so sick of this Jessica Alba kid. When did she become so important and popular anyways? One day she just popped up, she's a bad actress and yes she's pretty, but she's not a supermodel. She acts fake in interviews too.And now, now we have news about her paying the meter?

Where's the beef?? I can't believe that's Alba!? Where'd the cleavage go???? Only explanation is she's getting a little too into her role as the Invisible Woman!!

A picture of her paying a meter!!!??? WTF is next, a picture of celebrities pulling mail out of their mailboxes.....who the hell cares!

http://www.spoonspam.com

Who gives a shit.

hello super fish
if you insist
in putting up minor
usa only starlets
then
can you point out
who the fuck
they are
cos we
who live
in the rest of the world
i.e. most of us : )

have know idea who they are

now that is anoying
or.. annoyying
...or anoy... [oh bugger]

@43 h bunny: For a happy bunny, you seem down in the dumps.

Come sit on old uncle Hopeless' lap and we'll talk about that first thing that pops up.

When I'm feeling blue, I grab my scrotum sac with a pair of locking pliers, the heavier the better. I meander down to my basement with the pliers swaying to and fro walking like Sasquatch. Every now and then, I will give the pliers a gentle tug.

It cheers me right up.

If your a female, substitute scrotum sac with taint skin.

Just happy to be of service

Hopeless

I am female, and thanks so much for the advice, but girls don't have taints. Nor do we buy things like locking pliers.

Why does this girl always look like a fucking ape?

#41, where have you been?? She has never had tits.

Speak for yourself happy bunny... I own about 5 different pairs of locking pliers in various, sparkly colors...it's really great for those days when you're having some sex with someone who has a herpes sore on their mouth and you don't want it near your nips & clit.

HOTTIE.

There's enough boobage to be pushed up and look close to a large B/small C-cup.. she's got everything else, so as far as breasts are concerned, that's all she needs.

She comes off as genuine, and she is half mexican, which gives her that beautiful caramel colored skin.

she used to be hot...now she's like Nicole Richie plus 10 pounds....and that braid is stupid looking

biatcho- You're talking about the last time we had sex huh?

My mouth has pretty much cleared up, thanks to your ointment.

Never Hopeless
Never ninja

When you're over here, start linking. ↑ ↑ ↑

@52 ImSuicidal: Look ImStupidcidal, if you're going to use my signoff, I want your toothless mother to give me a gumjob as payment.

Use my alter ego again, she'd better be grabbing her ankles!

GOT IT?

Hopeless

#50...you can tell you've never had a pair of boobs. Those are A-B cups. Even a small C is fairly big.

Uhm, ok I get all the uproar about her missing boobies, but dammit, what is up with her TOES? Am I the only person to scroll past her abdomen to see that her Hilton feet?

HAHA. it cracks me up when i hear how Albas one of hollywoods most "curvacious women" with a "huge ass" and a "great rack". LOL. What are u now Jessica, a negatve AAAA? she makes keira knightley look busty. And i had a bigger ass when i was 12, buddy.

yeah, you'd figure she'd have a goon with a hacksaw following her around everywhere to saw off the meters...