September 28, 2006
Jeff Timmons drives recklessly
Jeff Timmons, some guy I never heard of from 98 Degrees, was sentenced to a year of probation after being charged with reckless driving and refusing to sign a citation. He was pulled over going 60 mph in a 45 mph zone and was initially charged with a DUI but the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence when he refused to take any alcohol testing.
Finally, no more restless nights waking up in a cold sweat wondering if Jeff Timmons is okay. It's like a huge weight has been lifted off my soul. I don't think a day has gone by I haven't kept his memory in my heart. Or something. You know what I mean. He's very famous after all. Some say 98 Degrees was more important to society than the discovery of fire.
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Comments
1. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on September 28, 2006 9:00 AM
I'll take "Who Fucking Cares?" for $1,000, Alex......
2. Posted by DinerGirl on September 28, 2006 9:00 AM
Isn't he the one who was running for Mayor of his podunk town?
3. Posted by DinerGirl on September 28, 2006 9:00 AM
Isn't he the one who was running for Mayor of his podunk town?
4. Posted by jrzmommy on September 28, 2006 9:06 AM
He needs to lay off the volumizing mousse.
5. Posted by Shaun on September 28, 2006 9:09 AM
Next.
6. Posted by Wampoon.com on September 28, 2006 9:18 AM
Couldn't believe they caught him. Thought he was an invisible man. ha!
http://wampoon.com
7. Posted by Italian Stallion on September 28, 2006 9:18 AM
Jeff Timmons rymes with Richard Simmons, so he must be gay..............
8. Posted by Alex on September 28, 2006 9:29 AM
Man, Mr. Lachey is gonna be PISSED!
9. Posted by NotANiceGirl on September 28, 2006 9:38 AM
who is this again & please tell me why we care? Yo, he looks like shit run over twice...yeckh!
10. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on September 28, 2006 9:46 AM
Who the fuck??? Come on, Mr. Superficial, you mean to tell me there was not one other celeb happening that could have taken up this space? This guy literally can't get arrested, not only do I not know who he is, was or never will be - but I could care less. Linds Lohan didn't shit herself in public? P-Hil didn't give a 14 year old co-star herpes through her clothes? Nicole Richie didn't break her neck with her - to memorably quote her father "outrageous" eyewear? Jeez, even Gary Coleman waiting in line at a Jiffy Lube would be better fodder than this Hugh Grantish cunt. Please, free up the space for all of us and delete this non-entity immediately.
11. Posted by skilzaw on September 28, 2006 9:49 AM
I'd do him.
12. Posted by RichPort on September 28, 2006 9:51 AM
In other news, my nuts itch. What...? No one cares?
13. Posted by enfilade on September 28, 2006 10:27 AM
Who the hell is Jeff Timmons?
http://www.sidekickwallpaper.com/
14. Posted by Brain Embolism on September 28, 2006 10:27 AM
He looks like an angry Jeff Goldblum.
15. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 28, 2006 10:29 AM
Quite the artistic mugshot
http://www.celebslam.com
16. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on September 28, 2006 10:34 AM
La, la, la get a haircut and get a real job, la, la la!
17. Posted by DiabetesExplosion on September 28, 2006 10:51 AM
I still think he's the hottest member of 98 degrees. I'd have his kids, granted they'd probably have Down Syndrome or something with his drugged-up sperm and all.
18. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on September 28, 2006 11:05 AM
# 14 - Brain, Angry Jeff Goldblum was my OLD name, but it made people wretch. Plus it made people think I was nailing Gina Davis.
Which I totally was at the time, but that is a different story.
19. Posted by Laurie on September 28, 2006 11:18 AM
According to the wisdom that is wikipedia, 98 member Justin Jeffre is the one that ran for mayor of the Nati.
Also, that this guy above got pulled over in April-so clearly the superficial is way behind on its "who cares" celebrity gossip
20. Posted by The Juice on September 28, 2006 11:21 AM
98 Degrees?? - Is'nt that the temperature at which music starts to SUCK!!
21. Posted by jrzmommy on September 28, 2006 11:59 AM
20--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22. Posted by PunjabPete on September 28, 2006 12:15 PM
#4 - LMAO
Band: 98 Degrees
Status: Room temperature corpse...
23. Posted by Brain Embolism on September 28, 2006 12:20 PM
@18 Angry Ferret
Dude, Geena Davis is hot... and smart...
and can shoot a bow & arrow olympic style.
(We all know how much that hurts)
24. Posted by magickal on September 28, 2006 12:43 PM
What a fucking douchebag.
25. Posted by screammylungzout on September 28, 2006 1:27 PM
you can get out of a dui charge by refusing to take an alcohol test? awesome.
26. Posted by 86 on September 28, 2006 2:54 PM
Yeah dude, Flock of Seagulls called....they want their hairstyle back.
27. Posted by Equalparts on September 28, 2006 3:33 PM
Don't nobody give a fuck.
28. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 1, 2006 2:41 AM
Too bad he doesnt own Malibu, like Mel Gibson, otherwise he would get off. Seriously, though, the Jews are to blame for all the wars