Sep 22 2006Hugh Grant is mean to the paparazzi

lIKE WHO CARES....BY THE WAY, WHO IS HE?

As if Hugh Grant has mattered after being caught getting a hummer from Divine Brown. Motherfucker please.....you should kiss the ground that photographer was standing on for taking your picture to get you any inkling of publicity.

omg I just read this post, how could he do such a thing! What man goes around slapping another man?!? That's just not how it's done...it's kind of like a real man's rule

What did he really say?

"You're nothing but a stupid twit. If you don't sod off, I'm gonna cut your bits off."

Oh, those brits are rich!

Mad Libs... I have not done that in so long! Oh the days! Okay, let's see here...

"You're nothing but a stupid [toenail]. If you don't [jerk] off, I'm gonna cut your [bumble bee] off."

Yayyy! So much fun on a friday!

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Though who gets caught with an ugly black hooker, shall not cast stones

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ok who can guess where this is from..........{{BRITISH TONE}}Porn actor #2 (to woman): Oi! You promised me you'd never cheat on me again!
Porn actor #1 : I never promised any such thing!
Porn actor #2 : Not you, you twit! Her!
Porn actress #1 : I've never seen you before in all my life!
Porn actor #1 : (shocked) Oh....right. Sorry. (he leaves)

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What does Hugh Grant have to complain about anyways? He needs a slap upside the melon.

What's Hugh Grant's favourite drink?
- Horlicks!

Why did Hugh Grant buy a BMW?
- More head room.

Hugh Grant was sentenced the other day. He got 2 minutes in the box for hooking.

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Did he blink his eyes alot and stutter while saying this?

I'm afraid you've got it all wrong.

Man wants his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

You're nothing but a stupid [twist tie]. If you don't [get] off, I'm gonna cut your [bag] off.

Poor guy sees everyone as a type of food. Like in that one Disney movie.

Oh! Sounds fun! Lemme try.

You're nothing but a stupid [TickleMeElmo]. If you don't [wax] off, I'm gonna cut your [back tires]off."

Meh. It's aiight.

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it's a good thing he bitch "slapped" a brit, if it were a black american paparazzi in L.A., his grey poupon ass would be splattered across the walk of fame.

My turn:

"You're nothing but a stupid garbage can. If you don't wander off, I'm gonna cut your clogs off."

Hugh Grant - helping end that image of British men as effeminate face slapping wussies... Good job, Grant. Mission accomplished...

Hugh Grant is a fox. At least, he used to be. About a Boy anyone?

British people are funny when they're mad. I wonder if he took off his driving glove and smacked him with that, like they do in the cartoon?

19--Nah..he just never did it for me. Jon Stewart, however... I had a dream about him a few nights ago and now I'm hooked on him.

I think he should go hook up with Eddie Murphy and cruise Tranny's together.

(not you Granny)

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I'd love to see what the photog looks like for Hugh to act that tough. Probably a one-legged, Multiple Sclerosis sufferer with an eyepatch and a crippled arm. And who, other than a woman, threatens to de-ball a guy?

I bet he wishes he had Barbara Striesand's extremely flappy boobies to smack people with!

hugh grant is our sort of guy :)

knows what he likes...

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...is wiling to pay for it :)

good on you h

lol

Nice Grant, next time just kick the camera dead on and say "watch out man that was a huge bee" no swears neccessary, do a good dead, and still give him a black eye.

I vant to suck your blood..........

Hugh Grant stars in "Whats my appeal?"
(and yes, family guy gets full credit for that one)

How does this guy still get work ?
He plays the same guy in every movie. (And it's not a Monty Python Brit - it's an 'heriditary rule,' prissy, " buggered senseless at 'public'* school" Brit)
Gets caught with a hooker to get on Jay Leno.
I rest my case.
(* the Brits call their private schools 'public' schools just to confuse people)

'You're nothing but a stupid tyranasaur,if you don't wander off,I'm going to cut your bobbles off.'
- ya know- the guy all but fucked journo's ( ok he DID fuck journo's -female and male)to get press for the LONGEST time.
He even lived with the transvestite that is Liz Hurley.
Now, he doesn't want to be photographed.
What a dick.
HG LTC.

He is just uptight cause he needs a little ghetto fabulous crack whore love in his life.

Only fags and women slap. Wonder which one Hugh is..

what the fuck is wrong with that picture?!