September 22, 2006
Hugh Grant is mean to the paparazzi
Hugh Grant yelled at and slapped a photographer yesterday after he took his picture in London. Photographer Bradley Case says he had just taken the picture when Hugh snapped back:
"You're nothing but a stupid t-. If you don't [bleep] off, I'm gonna cut your b- off." Case says he proceeded to "slap me hard across the face." Case is planning to press assault charges.
I love Mad Libs which is why I've taken the liberty of filling in those expletives with my own personal combination of nouns and verbs. So now without further ado I present for you the unedited Hugh Grant insult-o-matic: "You're nothing but a stupid [tomato]. If you don't [jump] off, I'm gonna cut your [boobies] off." Oh that Hugh. His words, they make no sense!
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Comments
1. Posted by llllllllll on September 22, 2006 9:23 AM
lIKE WHO CARES....BY THE WAY, WHO IS HE?
2. Posted by jrzmommy on September 22, 2006 9:25 AM
As if Hugh Grant has mattered after being caught getting a hummer from Divine Brown. Motherfucker please.....you should kiss the ground that photographer was standing on for taking your picture to get you any inkling of publicity.
3. Posted by llllllllll on September 22, 2006 9:26 AM
omg I just read this post, how could he do such a thing! What man goes around slapping another man?!? That's just not how it's done...it's kind of like a real man's rule
4. Posted by tito on September 22, 2006 9:27 AM
What did he really say?
"You're nothing but a stupid twit. If you don't sod off, I'm gonna cut your bits off."
Oh, those brits are rich!
5. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on September 22, 2006 9:28 AM
Mad Libs... I have not done that in so long! Oh the days! Okay, let's see here...
"You're nothing but a stupid [toenail]. If you don't [jerk] off, I'm gonna cut your [bumble bee] off."
Yayyy! So much fun on a friday!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
6. Posted by Wampoon.com on September 22, 2006 9:29 AM
Last thing I remember was "Love Actually"
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7. Posted by Jake on September 22, 2006 9:29 AM
i love the brits
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8. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 22, 2006 9:31 AM
Though who gets caught with an ugly black hooker, shall not cast stones
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9. Posted by llllllllll on September 22, 2006 9:37 AM
ok who can guess where this is from..........{{BRITISH TONE}}Porn actor #2 (to woman): Oi! You promised me you'd never cheat on me again!
Porn actor #1 : I never promised any such thing!
Porn actor #2 : Not you, you twit! Her!
Porn actress #1 : I've never seen you before in all my life!
Porn actor #1 : (shocked) Oh....right. Sorry. (he leaves)
10. Posted by Celebrity news on September 22, 2006 9:38 AM
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11. Posted by Shaun on September 22, 2006 9:40 AM
What does Hugh Grant have to complain about anyways? He needs a slap upside the melon.
What's Hugh Grant's favourite drink?
- Horlicks!
Why did Hugh Grant buy a BMW?
- More head room.
Hugh Grant was sentenced the other day. He got 2 minutes in the box for hooking.
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Shaun
12. Posted by jane's eyre on September 22, 2006 9:40 AM
Did he blink his eyes alot and stutter while saying this?
13. Posted by amhi on September 22, 2006 9:48 AM
I'm afraid you've got it all wrong.
Man wants his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
You're nothing but a stupid [twist tie]. If you don't [get] off, I'm gonna cut your [bag] off.
14. Posted by amhi on September 22, 2006 9:49 AM
Poor guy sees everyone as a type of food. Like in that one Disney movie.
15. Posted by edb87 on September 22, 2006 9:51 AM
Oh! Sounds fun! Lemme try.
You're nothing but a stupid [TickleMeElmo]. If you don't [wax] off, I'm gonna cut your [back tires]off."
Meh. It's aiight.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
16. Posted by bigponie on September 22, 2006 9:53 AM
it's a good thing he bitch "slapped" a brit, if it were a black american paparazzi in L.A., his grey poupon ass would be splattered across the walk of fame.
17. Posted by jrzmommy on September 22, 2006 10:09 AM
My turn:
"You're nothing but a stupid garbage can. If you don't wander off, I'm gonna cut your clogs off."
18. Posted by PunjabPete on September 22, 2006 10:11 AM
Hugh Grant - helping end that image of British men as effeminate face slapping wussies... Good job, Grant. Mission accomplished...
19. Posted by mk on September 22, 2006 10:23 AM
Hugh Grant is a fox. At least, he used to be. About a Boy anyone?
20. Posted by RichPort on September 22, 2006 10:26 AM
British people are funny when they're mad. I wonder if he took off his driving glove and smacked him with that, like they do in the cartoon?
21. Posted by jrzmommy on September 22, 2006 10:31 AM
19--Nah..he just never did it for me. Jon Stewart, however... I had a dream about him a few nights ago and now I'm hooked on him.
22. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on September 22, 2006 10:36 AM
I think he should go hook up with Eddie Murphy and cruise Tranny's together.
(not you Granny)
23. Posted by Brain Embolism on September 22, 2006 10:37 AM
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24. Posted by Brain Embolism on September 22, 2006 10:38 AM
Oopsie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They're beyond hilarious.
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25. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on September 22, 2006 10:49 AM
I'd love to see what the photog looks like for Hugh to act that tough. Probably a one-legged, Multiple Sclerosis sufferer with an eyepatch and a crippled arm. And who, other than a woman, threatens to de-ball a guy?
26. Posted by jrzmommy on September 22, 2006 11:03 AM
I bet he wishes he had Barbara Striesand's extremely flappy boobies to smack people with!
27. Posted by herbiefrog on September 22, 2006 11:21 AM
hugh grant is our sort of guy :)
knows what he likes...
...
...
...
...and
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...is wiling to pay for it :)
good on you h
lol
28. Posted by KevinTheProdigy.com on September 22, 2006 11:33 AM
Nice Grant, next time just kick the camera dead on and say "watch out man that was a huge bee" no swears neccessary, do a good dead, and still give him a black eye.
29. Posted by Italian Stallion on September 22, 2006 12:16 PM
I vant to suck your blood..........
30. Posted by Amy3000 on September 22, 2006 1:10 PM
Hugh Grant stars in "Whats my appeal?"
(and yes, family guy gets full credit for that one)
31. Posted by Binky on September 22, 2006 3:59 PM
How does this guy still get work ?
He plays the same guy in every movie. (And it's not a Monty Python Brit - it's an 'heriditary rule,' prissy, " buggered senseless at 'public'* school" Brit)
Gets caught with a hooker to get on Jay Leno.
I rest my case.
(* the Brits call their private schools 'public' schools just to confuse people)
32. Posted by WorldWideWendy on September 22, 2006 4:06 PM
'You're nothing but a stupid tyranasaur,if you don't wander off,I'm going to cut your bobbles off.'
- ya know- the guy all but fucked journo's ( ok he DID fuck journo's -female and male)to get press for the LONGEST time.
He even lived with the transvestite that is Liz Hurley.
Now, he doesn't want to be photographed.
What a dick.
HG LTC.
33. Posted by KelKel on September 24, 2006 7:56 PM
He is just uptight cause he needs a little ghetto fabulous crack whore love in his life.
34. Posted by HughJorganthethird on September 25, 2006 11:20 AM
Only fags and women slap. Wonder which one Hugh is..