September 13, 2006
Eva Longoria points at stuff
I can't figure out if Eva Longoria is attractive or not. Sometimes I'm almost positive she is, but other times she has me convinced she's a monkey. Or a man. And I made a vow to myself that I'd never again be caught masturbating to either of those.
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Comments
1. Posted by Doug on September 13, 2006 3:58 PM
Wow, is that an Under Armour purse? We must protect these valuables.
2. Posted by saradevil on September 13, 2006 3:59 PM
her bra could be more pointy.
3. Posted by omgyestotally on September 13, 2006 3:59 PM
the pouty look definitely doesn't work for her/him/it.
4. Posted by Doug on September 13, 2006 4:02 PM
Is she carrying an Under Armour purse? We must protect these valuables.
5. Posted by Giggles on September 13, 2006 4:02 PM
She's pointing at where her career is after she "won't do TV" any more.
6. Posted by Doug on September 13, 2006 4:02 PM
whoops, sorry for the double post
7. Posted by iheartspite on September 13, 2006 4:08 PM
Is she on a movie set? Cuz that's a big ol' sparkly diamond on her left hand. I notice these things because I am a loser whose love for sparkly things is rivaled by my love for brownie sundaes. Gah, I'm so fat.
8. Posted by Binky on September 13, 2006 4:15 PM
She's pointing out all her fans.
Tony somebody...from France...the dribbler...
9. Posted by nc72 on September 13, 2006 4:42 PM
It's all relative--makes a difference who she's standing next to! But actually they both look kinda fugly...
http://www.exposay.com/desperate-housewives-extra-juicy-edition-season-2-dvd-launch/p/3204/12/?f=Eva%20Longoria
10. Posted by Skönflicka on September 13, 2006 5:31 PM
She looks like a spoiled brat who's only happy when everything's going her way ...
Sauve-toi Tony !!
11. Posted by chrisj987 on September 13, 2006 5:31 PM
Thank God, I thought I was the only one that thought she was plain ugly. She does look like a monkey and a short one at that. I think there should be a moratorium on her picture appearing where a real hottie's picture should appear.
Also, when are pointy bras going to make a comeback? And not the kind that the a*sw*pe Madonna wore.
12. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 13, 2006 5:33 PM
Is that Tony Parker in the background? He kinda let himself go.
http://www.celebslam.com
13. Posted by Skönflicka on September 13, 2006 5:38 PM
@12 Good one !!
14. Posted by Team OJ on September 13, 2006 6:15 PM
She definetly suffers from Small Persons Disease , what tends to make even the hottest girl look dumb, hence the monkey impression. Still good for a bj though.
15. Posted by BustaJuss on September 13, 2006 6:54 PM
For a second there I thought she had 2 broken arms, the way she's holding her arm up all retardedly in her shirt , it looks like she has casts on her arms. This thread would be more interesting if both her arms were really broken...but it's just a dumb picture of her not knowing how to wear a jacket correctly...she looks like a meerkat.
16. Posted by Team OJ on September 13, 2006 6:59 PM
She definetly suffers from Small Dersons Pisease , what tends to make even the hottest girl look dumb, hence the monkey impression. Still good for a jb though.
17. Posted by Dory on September 13, 2006 7:24 PM
Small Persons Disease??
18. Posted by Dory on September 13, 2006 7:32 PM
Small Dersons Pisease??
19. Posted by KelKel on September 13, 2006 7:47 PM
Never thought she was all that..I'm glad I wasnt the only one who thought she looked like a chimp with beady eyes
20. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on September 13, 2006 8:36 PM
Looks like she rented Leo DiCaprio's big fat burnt Pillsbury Doughboy for the day. House Speaker Hastert would look small next to that guy. Hell, how about Pearl from the first "Blade" movie? He'd look smaller...
21. Posted by Team OJ on September 14, 2006 12:19 AM
#17 just a term for people with 'height' inspired issues not sure who came up with it first.
Sorry for double post dunno what happened Opera does weird shit at times.
22. Posted by marie-jo on September 14, 2006 12:22 AM
I found the un-photoshoped pic
http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=evabb6.jpg
Its gonna need a big ass "dr Evil" laser beam to remove that tough facial hair
23. Posted by ch474 on September 14, 2006 3:54 AM
For a minute there I thought it was a Posh Spice leaving the building picture after she'd been told to button up her shirt.
You just know that Beckham would saw off his left testicle to go for a 3way with Eva and Vicky.
24. Posted by Team OJ on September 14, 2006 4:33 AM
#21 "OPRAH" !!! Damn these chubby fingers.
25. Posted by llllllllll on September 14, 2006 4:57 AM
cAN THIS GIRL BE ANYMORE ANNOYING?! Why can't that big black guy with the big black shirt standing next to her eat her up and get her out of my life forever
26. Posted by RichPort on September 14, 2006 5:11 AM
I don't see the attraction, other than she looks like she can suck a fully inflated inner tube through a lugnut. Fuck that, I'd hit that like drunk driver mowing down a crowd of school children. Relax people, I'm kidding, it wouldn't be a whole crowd... that's asking too much with one hand on the wheel and the other on a 40 ounce of Crazy Horse...
27. Posted by jrzmommy on September 14, 2006 5:24 AM
Sieg Heil!
mean lookin' little thing, ain't she?
28. Posted by Vix on September 14, 2006 5:53 AM
I don't see a date for this photo, but anyone with any fashion sense knows you don't wear white after Labor Day!!
29. Posted by miss_fantomas on September 14, 2006 6:34 AM
I have that shirt she's wearing, but I wear it for work.. not for hideous all white outfits where I demonstrate an inability to put a jacket on properly.
30. Posted by sometimesboy on September 14, 2006 6:48 AM
ah...look..it's vanna not-so-white....
31. Posted by glaucoma on September 14, 2006 6:57 AM
Borrrring.
There must be something better than this to make fun of.
32. Posted by MustangLaura on September 14, 2006 7:36 AM
THERES AN EVIL MONKEY LIVING IN MY CLOSET ! Oh Wait It's Just Eva Longoria....
33. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on September 14, 2006 7:47 AM
What a cunta. She's probably pointing to have security remove her mother and a group of sight-seeing retarded kids from the set. The worst thing in Hollywood is when these one-note hacks act like divas off of one mediocre gig. Anthony Hopkins wants to act like a prima donna? I get it. Pacino and DeNiro want to be pricks 24/7? Sucks, but no problem. Some midget wetback dream prances around town making snide comments in magazines and fucking French basketball players? Go back to Taco Bell, you overly hairy, talentless chihuahua.
34. Posted by Nikk The Templar on September 14, 2006 8:20 AM
She makes me sad. I hope she trips over her own toes and breaks her face.
35. Posted by commissioner on September 14, 2006 9:04 AM
She's just an average looking illegal where I live.
36. Posted by Praz on September 14, 2006 9:20 AM
Eeny meeny miney moe
37. Posted by JoannieBalonie on September 14, 2006 9:39 AM
If she would admit she was a wetback fine, but she doesnt even speak spanish and she claims her ancestors are from Spain, who everybody knows, are europeans not Latino. I am embarrased for her. "overly hairy, talentless chihuahua" indeed.
38. Posted by bigponie on September 14, 2006 9:56 AM
hey, check out that dance move, looks like micheal jackson on crack.
39. Posted by James on September 14, 2006 10:04 AM
#5 shes mocking me when I pointed at her and said nice tits.
40. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on September 14, 2006 11:18 AM
I was recently featured in an article for the magazine First For Women with Eva on pubic hair. We had to say what we prefer and she was all about the Brazilian wax.
Perhaps she is pointing at someone who gave her a bad one?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
41. Posted by Britney on September 14, 2006 12:51 PM
the bitch looks pregnant to me
42. Posted by Larry on September 15, 2006 7:53 AM
Got news for ya, beb. We're ALL monkeys.
(SOMEONE went to high school in Kansas, I see....)
43. Posted by natgoduk on September 15, 2006 9:39 AM
I think she's pregnant! She look's like she's about 2 months gone. That's the real reason why she's hiding her belly!
44. Posted by Fatty_McButterpants on September 15, 2006 2:55 PM
#33 - UNWASHEDMASSES.. I think I should correct you for your eroneous error in your post... She's a mean whore, hairy midget, taintless wet back, pole smoking, slobber monger, has-been before her time, fuck tard, cum junky. If your gonna spout your garbage on this post, at least be accurate... Sheesh.. :/
45. Posted by stonefoxhippie on September 18, 2006 9:46 PM
it's just bad lighting!
46. Posted by Michele on September 23, 2006 4:50 PM
Eva, Eva....I like her even i'm wandering what she pointing at? Paparazzi?
The thing is, she thinks she's a star but she doesn't know that leaving DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES will throw her right in the unknown-world she comes from.
So funny-LOL