Sep 15 2006Dog the Bounty Hunter gets arrested

almost a dog nipple slip

#1 - which we certainly don't need.

He frightens me.

Did he drive this bomb proof beast?

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I hope he gets ass raped by a Samoan, and somebody get this fucker some botox. Looks like his forehead had a fucking earthquake.................

White trash behind bars, when does that ever happen?

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HA! Maybe if he changed his name to Duane "Guantanamo" Chapman he'd have got away a little bit of illegal detention?

Duane. He looks like a Duane.

Mexican police don't make a whole lot of sense...

this all sounds vaguely reminiscent of a film i once saw.. but then again it could just be racial profiling.. or maybe that's before bush and fox jumped into bed together.. conspiracy theory? it's a dog eat dog world out there.. way way south in mexico

Don't mean to get serious on y'all - I personally think this guy is quite obnoxious, however, the Bounty Hunter and his sons were charged with nothing but a MISDIMEANOR in Mexico and the US is extraditing him to Mexico for it. This sounds a little extreme don't you think? You would think the Mexican government would focus on extraditing their own criminals (those who flee to the US from Mexico) first, right???

I'll send him some soap-on-a-rope.

He is asking for some serious trouble, wearing that leather vest in jail.

have you ever seen this guys wife? He probably prefers being in a Mexican jail over lying in bed next to THAT beast.

Nice job Sficial... this one's going to get all the kids all hyped up on why the US sucks. Can't wait to read all the whining & kvetching...

Also, that jail has the best dramatic photography lighting ever.

Across the Hawaiian isles, meth pipes are being lit in celebration.

In other news, authorities report Mr. Chapman needed sedation after nearly passing out when officers attempted to peel his leather vest off of his sasquatch-like hairy chest. Details are sketchy, but apparently most of his body hair is now stuck to the vest's interior, making it now suitable for winter weather.

A sad day for justice

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How stupid. He caught a really bad dude. Why are they doing this now I wonder? Its not like Dog has been in hiding or anything. There must be some political thing behind this.

I've long thought "Dog" and his sorta heinous-looking wife should be jailed for crimes against eyesight. As for the stuff he's actually been charged with, he'll pay a fine or whatever and make it a part of his goofy-ass show. Hell, I think that in order to apprehend rapists, child molesters, murderers and the like, you should be able to parachute onto the White House lawn and administer a beat-down to a perpetrator. But that's just me. I guess the Mexican government just isn't as progressive as I am.

This is a bunch of crap and while I LOVE cracking on celebrities who deserve it and almost beg for it, I fail to see much humor in this situation.

@ 13 - HA! Shes a BEAST.

I can almost hear the conversation between dog and the cop spoken in pidgin.

cop - aye, I'm going fo arrest you.

dog - fuccah, fo wat!!

cop - aye, no call me fuccah, I only doing my job.

dog - I give you one pakalolo if you foget dis.

cop - braddah, no try bribe me, I get plenty pakalolo aready...

Holy cow, Rolson is probably sitting in a dark room right now jerking off to that photo.

MMMmmmm, big sweaty prison men, you like that shit don't you? You want the dog to give you the bone, right?

dog looks afraid for his butt hole.

why is he posing for that photo? i mean who really grabs prison bars and frowns like that?! dog = d-bag

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@19 okay....

How can you fail to see the humor in the concept of the 'Max Factor' heir blowing 'Dog' to fame? I mean, if you heard of Paris Hilton doing that you would pay money to see it.

Oh wait, what's that? She already did that. Damn, I'm always the last to know.

Hopeless

dog is haole...bra.

He wife has huge udders.

*Brian Griffin voice* "BOOBIES!!"

I wonder if Dog has seen "Midnight Express"?

He'll be having all sorts of other dogs sniffing his butt before long.

When Mexico takes back all their illegals then we will send Dog over. I think it's a fair trade!

When Mexico takes back all their illegals then we will send Dog over. I think it's a fair trade!

When Mexico takes back all their illegals then we will send Dog over. I think it's a fair trade!

Sorry about the triple post, my internet connection just got all screwy.

Amanda - I like your site. Heated Christian Anger - very nice.

My kids love his show. I hope this blows over and he doesn't have to go back to Mexico.

I would love to see the Dog and his crew actually go up against a bad motherfucker and not the ice-addicted pukes they always nab. Let's see him talk his shit and go rundown an ex-Green Beret biker who owns a sawed-off shotgun named Betty. Let's see him act all tough, then at the end offer the bail jumper a cigarette and bond with his "bra". And his wife is the most heinous thing to flicker across my television screen since Rosie O'Donnell. I wonder how many times Dog has woken from a nightmare and maced that bitch in the face thinking he had Sasquatch sleeping next to him.

What happened to the people that used to post on this site? Every fucking story lately gets a bunch of people to sign in and post some self-righteous bullshit instead of something funny. Shut the fuck up, you gibbering morons.

Dog is in jail. Yay! Now I can release my new video, "Cataonic Co-ed Buttsex, Volume 4."

that dog, always stirring up trouble...

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that dog, always stirring up trouble...

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To quote a critic...... 'strangely fascinating'. I love the 'dogisms'. And #18, what's the big deal about being 'acceptably' attractive? The world is full of freaks and if, indeed, dog's a freak, he captured a conventially attractive freak who posed a far greater threat to society than eschewing plastic surgery! Get me the petition......

hope he has a good lawyer

Looks like he did need a stinkin' badge.

I love the Dog, he and his wife are a bit nutty at times, but I am hooked on his show.

I think this whole incident is ridiculous and they should release him. Legal systems are often some of the most backward ways of dealing with people. It is like we can't make logical decisions so lawyers and judges refer to a bunch of pompous jargon to help them justify what they want in the first place. Which often is not what makes sense.

I hope he gets out soon, he seems to help people after he tracks them down and that is admirable.

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someone needs better ratings? I can just see them in their little meeting, "well, there is that thing with mexico we can pull that card," ooh- yea, and we can have dog in jail in his leather vest looking really vulunerable! Yes - and I know *exactly* how we should light the shot."

Mexico is trying to enforce a law... Seriously??? I've got an idea for the U.S. government, send back all the fucking Mexicans that are here illegally before you send over a U.S. citizen.

The dude he picked up in Mexico was heir to the MAX FACTOR makeup empire. He has a LOT OF MONEY. He's in jail for 120 YEARS because of this Dog fella. He can't spend any of his money for fun stuff. Maybe he spent it on revenge, somehow.

It's also possible the US needed someone that was being held by the Mexicans, so they traded Dog.

One thing's fer sure - IT'S A DIRTY DEAL!!!!

The Factor family kids be screwed up in the head.

But being in jail with your son is wrong. And why did the Mexican authorities want him?

Are they suddenly working for a living all of a sudden?

He always looks like he's taking a HUGE crap. Probably explains why the guy behind him is slitting his wrists. I sometimes bit down on a stick when I have to.

Look, who cares what these people look like?
They caught a serial rapist and put him in jail for EVER.
That alone is enough to grant them permission to wear all the leather, spandex, and hair gel they can slap on.
It is total crap that the Mexican government is enforcing this particular law of theirs, and that they ask the US to help them with it, when hoards of their own citizens break our laws EVERY DAY. The hypocrisy is stunning.
FREE THE DOG!

I don't like the guy, but I have to agree with him on this one issue. With this expediting, the US appears to be showing pettiness, perhaps even jealousy, about his rapist nab. Expediting the Dog after he grabs a rapist is a petty payback opportunity, legalistically sound, but unrighteous.

This is the most ridiculous situation ever. Since when do we extradite people to Mexico for something this petty? Everyone knows how corrupt the judicial system is in Mexico and how corrupt the police are there. Why are we doing them any favors? Mexico doesn't give a crap about the US. Obviously someone is out to get him.

Nobody gives a fuck about your political commentary. Duane is a pussy who only goes after "bad gys" he knows won't fight back. Furthermore, I hope a Mexican illegal has buttsex with your sister and then gives her a Dirty Sanchez.

He actually looks like he's being seriously butt raped in this pic. He's gripping those cell bars pretty damn hard. Almost got a look of determination about him like when a young girl first discovers that her vag is a VIP pass into most events. He's probably wondering if his man-gina will reform to it's original shape once he stops squeeling like Ned Beatty in Deliverence.

I saw the headline and thought the Mexicans had fashion police...but then I actually read the article.

So this is the shifty-eyed Dog in the closet mentioned in the Anna Nicole Smith's dead son post from yesterday? Except he's in jail? Maybe he's the perp.

Yes, I spend too much time on Superfish. But I have a life when I'm not at work. See you Monday, Jessica Biel.

51 - Ok Skippy, I suppose your arrogant ass has put some real �bad gys� behind bars? What's that, you haven't? Oh that's right you're to busy reading you hooked on phonics books. Say hi to your trailer park neighbors for me.

What kind of faggy bullshit is this? This site is getting overrun by celebrity knob-gobblers. I half expected some people to defend Tom Cruise's mutant child, but Duane Chapman? Jesus fucking christ, people, just because you see them on your TV doesn't make them your friends.

Oh, and good job on finding my typo there. Man, am I embarrassed. I guess I was "to busy reading you hooked on phonics books" to catch it.

Celebrity Knob Gobblers? Hmm.. I would have used a better descrpitive than that. I for one actually prefer to be called, peanut packing fudge farmer. Or, cock smoking pole monkey. My favorite. And the odd thing, I'm not gay. :D But if your gonna call me or everyone else a knob gobbler, then I guess I'll just have to go in my corner and cry about how miserable I am that no one gets me because I'm the smartest fucking person on the face of this earth. The SMARTEST.. Boo hoo hoo hoo... >.Celebrity Knob Gobblers? Hmm.. I would have used a better descrpitive than that. I for one actually prefer to be called, peanut packing fudge farmer. Or, cock smoking pole monkey. My favorite. And the odd thing, I'm not gay. :D But if your gonna call me or everyone else a knob gobbler, then I guess I'll just have to go in my corner and cry about how miserable I am that no one gets me because I'm the smartest fucking person on the face of this earth. The SMARTEST.. Boo hoo hoo hoo... >.<

#25 - Dog is not the Max Factor heir. Dog caught the Max Factor heir/rapist.

This is so stupid. Dog and his crew get arrested, and people come down so hard on them, meanwhile the rapist, who is probably also an illegal, seems to have not have nothing much at all happen to him, So they get busted for bad manners, but why don't they come down harder on the people who disrespect the laws of this country everyday they come in illegal, and or do crimes here?

And Dog and his crew are the BEST!

2% of it is him and his crew being arrested for "bad manners" 98% of it is jealousy. Dog and his crew are way different than the average bounty hunters out there, MOST bounty hunters are no better than the criminals they catch, and are quite vile themeselves, dog and his crew, are good people, and build up, and try to help a lot of the people they catch, and are very successful, and MANY are jealous about it

@59 - Can't ... stop ... laughing ...

To the people saying how great Dog is because he genuinely cares about people, and wants to help them, get your head out of your ass. The same iceheads, wife beaters, thieves that you see him busting are the same ones that a few months earlier he bailed out of jail. And the only reason he's going after them is not to clean up the streets like he would like you to believe, it's because now that the icehead has skipped his court date, the judge is gonna get in touch with "The Dog" to call in that 30 thousand dollar bond that Dog put up for him. He ain't huntin down criminals, he's huntin down the almighty dolla.

Hope the Mexicans give them haircuts, they could use it.

Speaking of haircuts, give this dog a perm and teach him to walk backwards and it would be his wife minus the huge tits.

Mexico is so ass-backwards. Since Dog would not hand over Mr. Money to the Federales they lost their opportunity for the biggest fucking bribe of their lives. Max Factor would have probably ponied up a mil to the corrupt Mexicanos for the "get out of jail dont stop 'til you get to the Cayman Islands" card. If Dog nabbed some broke drug smuggler they would have paid him 50 pesos for his services. And Limblifter, the reason you know all that shit about what Dog does is because you watch his show and he and the fat chick with the 88DDDDDDDs tells you thats what they do. The guy aint hiding the fact that he bails these people out and puts them back in to save his bank account. I mean when you wipe off the cum at the sex shop you don't do it for free do ya? You make sure the owner pays you off in rubbers and butt plugs. Jerkoff.

Who is this guy??? I'm not american so I have No Idea?? What is this thing about catching a rapist?? If he is a criminal hunter he is going to get so messed up in jail for placing people there on purpose

Dog Should not be in Jail. I don't approve of how mean the Feds were when they arrested everyone. They treated him like a criminal instead of being nice, just so they could stroke their egos. The FEDS need to be put under control in America as they are going crazy these days they are too powerful. Dog should be released. Get all your up-to-date information at this site: http://www.bigbtv.com/RealityTV/DogBountyHunter.html = Dog the Bounty Hunter Updated News Resource Site

Hey medallions. How about you explain to me how them being open about the fact that they bail out criminals and put them back on the street takes away from my point? They sit there on camera saying shit like "This guys assaults his family, he doesn't deserve to be on the street." For crying out loud, they bailed out a goddamn AIDS infected woman who had like 35 priors, and it was written IN THEIR OWN FILE that when she's confronted tries to infect others. Why would they bail out people like that? Because bigger rap sheet = Higher risk = Higher bail = more money in Dogs pocket And BTW, I clean up after guys like you in the sex shop for free, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The rest of the week I spend "fluffing" on the set of Spelunking For Spooge". Let me guess, you insult people anonymously over the internet because it makes you feel like you just might be a man. Almost. Grow up.

I THINK THE DOG IS FAKE AND LIAR,,,,

HE MAKES MONEY FROM THE DRUGS HE KEEPS FROM THE PEOPLE HE ARREST....

DOGGIE BE BAD ..DOGGIE BE GOOD IN MEXICO

meh, he should actually get an award for that one...

Dog is doing a job that mexican and american police want do keep it up Dog

He was just doing his job. He had no reason to be arrested. The law is stupid and need to change it. It was completey wrong of them.

First things first, we all know dog's wife is fat, and enough with the heinous thing, funny maybe the first time.
But truly this is a load of shit, this guy capturing crack heads and rapists making Hawawi, and he get's put in jail. Just prooving how fucked up America really is, I bet bush himself was the smart ass who thought up this crazy bole shit.

Mexico is stupid, and they need to shove it. He was just doing his job. Mexico is slousy and sleasy. I love Dog and his crew. He need to keep doing his job,and Mexico need to stay out the way.

he was only doing his job.just because a convict goes to new country it's still should be the usa's problem to get hi back. Mexico sucks

mexico can "fuck off"

Some one please kill all mexcians and suck my dick