hahahaha

why, oh why, can't these people stay out of trouble????

Geez, what is it with the fuzz and celebrities this month? I applaud you, PD.

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Oh, he looks so cute. What's with the sluts getting their photo with him? Have they no cooth?

while for all intent and purposes it looks like colonoscopy farrell appears a tad bit worried gazing in the sideview mirror.. he's so magnanimously wonderific that he took the time to let young girls get close enough for pics.. and squeezes no doubt.. poor kids have no idea how far reaching those little vd critters sitting in his facial hair can jump.. hell i've read reports they go from zero to 5,000 feet in under 2 seconds..

He failed CA emissions for body odor. Mon Dieu he's a stinky one!

EWWW What a disgusting car he should at least get a Bentley,

This convertible would do well:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/09/04/bentley-starts-production-on-the-continental-gtc/

I have never understood the appeal of Colin Farrell, he just seems like a dork to me. Maybe others are noticing too?

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They should have hogtied him.

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he's cute

What's the deal with the old assed Bronco?

I wish random girls would come up to me when I'm pulled over without asking me for "a dolla to make me holla".

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#8 I agree. He's too Homo.

He bought OJ's old ride and painted it.

Seriously, who cares about him getting pulled over. Show me a picture of him getting BENT over (by Tom Cruise) and I will post like a mother fucker.

He had a gangbang waiting for him right there, I hope he tool advantage of it. No wait, none of them look like they have dicks.

WTF is he driving? i can only assume he stole that car and that is why he was pulled over. a truck with what appears to be a camper on the back. is he my crazy uncle now, living out of his truck driving from place to place? Its not like he is spending a ton of money on razors or showers or even condoms. It seems like he could have bought something a little nicer, you know, something made in this century.

Is it me or does he look like Pierce Brosnan in that 3rd picture? Too bad he's got Britney cooties!

Hmmm...generic-looking car...tinted windows...plenty of cargo space...

Sounds like he has stacks and stacks of dead hookers to bury.

That fucker drives a Bronco?

Awww... who could arrest him when he looks like that?

That's his Incognitomobile. Looks like it works like a fucking charm. As a youth, he was used to stealing cars for the IRA so maybe he just helped himself to the first awful looking jalopy he came across. Too much Guiness will do that to you. In fact, I'm finishing a six pack right now, so I think I'll go find me a '78 Pinto...

Fiddy was driving Colin's car, which was towed last Friday. This is Colin's cleaning lady's SUV.

Nothin' wrong with driving a Bronco, my god! It's better than driving some ostentatious vehicle that screams "LOOK AT ME!" Go Colin!

Those fans must have balls of steel to vie for a photo op when he's in the middle of dealing with a cop. Dumb asses.

Nothin' wrong with driving a Bronco, my god! It's better than driving some ostentatious vehicle that screams "LOOK AT ME!" Go Colin!

Those fans must have balls of steel to vie for a photo op when he's in the middle of dealing with a cop. Dumb asses.

I have to agree w/#24. Though I wouldn't be caught DEAD in that hoopdie, I have to give him props for driving something so ratty.

Getting pulled over is embarrassing enough, but getting pulled over by Bill Clinton? That some bullshit...

# 24. Agreed. Those girls are going to have the ultimate souvenir of their chat with Colin -- a photo of him looking like Charles Manson.

Maybe he got pulled over because he wasn't utelizing the mandatory phonebook/booster seat while driving that his licence clearly indicates his 5'5" ass should be sitting on.

#24 LMAO seriously. I was just thinking how nice of him to pose when you're in the process of being f*cked up the ass.

lol @#26

Shit he does look like Manson in that pic

He got pulled over people. Quit making a national crisis out of it. "Can't these people stay out of trouble" and blah blah blah.

Next "story" please.

At least he gets that same "oh shit" face when looking back at the cop that I do when I'm wondering whether the cop is going to look under the tarp in the back...oh shit, is Tucker listening?

Honey? Who's at the door?

Ask them if they have a warrant.

Well, first of all, the cop has it all wrong - when you arrest Colin Farrell, this is how you do it...

1. Ask for ID, then make photocopy of it to masturbate to later...
2. Then take him downtown on some trumped up charge of suspicion of DUI or whatever...just get him alone at the station...
3. Have him strip down completely, spread eagle him and do a complete cavity search, using your tongue...have to check for terrorist items...
4. Make sure he's not concealing any "weapons" other than his large 9" schlong, which I have seen on the sex tape, and it is that big, so there...
5. Let him go with an apology, making sure to get an autograph - tell him you have to keep his underwear for "evidence" - one more thing to mastubate to later...he heh...

Well, WTF, he is my favorite actor, and he's not one of these pretentious assholes like Paris Hilton, he drives a Bronco for crissakes...I think he's cool, and he doesn't go throwing phones at hotel desk clerks...

Toilet Duck is back, and again, I feel sorta dirty after that post. The good kind of dirty, but dirty nonetheless.

Not sure how to feel about Colin Farrell. He can be pretty hot, but most of the time, he just looks like a skank, like a meth dealer who beats the shit out of his girlfriend and then steals money from her wallet and goes out and gets drunk and cheats on her and then comes home and slaps her around some more. Or maybe I'm projecting. Anyway, the point is, he's got a sorta white trash thing goin' there, and I guess it works for him. He keeps getting movie roles even though most of his movies kinda suck. So keep on truckin', Colin. He still doesn't look as raggedy-assed as Lindsay Lohan. When he starts looking that bad, he'll know it's time to straighten up.

I'm sure his police state is a bunch of strung together sentences with the F bomb used for the most part in an Irish accent.

To add to my post on #32...

From what I know of my favorite "derrty fookin' Oyrishman", once you pull his pants down, the rest is all good - he won't put up any resistance because everything that you do from then on he will like...

I looked at the first picture and wondered "what the fuck is he driving? An old Bronco?"

He must've been waiting for O.J. in the fire lane and got a ticket...

Doesn't he have enough dough to drive a BMW at least. That's a shitty POS SUV he's on.