Sep 28 2006Christina Aguilera buys stuff for Britney Spears' kid
I didn't even know there was one, but the feud between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera is reportedly over. Christina bought a $570 gift bag for Britney's new son, Sutton Pierce, which includes a hooded towel, overalls, slippers, and a crockery set.
The goodies will be added to the lavish room little Sutton Pierce shares with older brother Sean Preston, which according to L&S cost Spears $100,000 to redecorate in blue with nautical themes and a large SPF - the initials of both tykes - stenciled on the wall. "Britney worked with two designers to make the nursery state of the art," a friend told the mag. "She told the decorators to spare no expense. She's indulging herself and her new son. This is definitely the most joyous time of her life."
And no, Chirstina Aguilera hasn't turned into a bald black man, that's just a shot of the gift bag she got for Britney. Although sometimes I wonder what it would be like if she really did turn into a bald black man. My fantasies would be a little different, but I can't say I'm not a little curious. Oh wait, yes I can. I can say it very loudly.
Reader Comments
1. jrzmommy - September 28, 2006 8:14 AM
What the fuck do they mean by crockery set? If they mean little cups and plates and spoons THEN SAY LITTLE CUPS AND PLATES AND FUCKING SPOONS FOR CHRISSAKES!
2. Wampoon.com - September 28, 2006 8:15 AM
$570?? That's it?? C'mon it's a little kid, he deserves more than that.
http://wampoon.com
3. BarbadoSlim - September 28, 2006 8:18 AM
Sutton Pierce....heh.Is her next kid/abused child gonna be named Right Guard Tom?
4. Kg - September 28, 2006 8:23 AM
Horse of troj, anyone?
5. ICouldn'tResist - September 28, 2006 8:27 AM
Gay ... don't post shit like this.
6. Brain Embolism - September 28, 2006 8:35 AM
Why should ANY news agency care about something like this, let alone the Superficial.
People give people gift bags ALL THE TIME.
If she gave Britney a brain to cure cancer or to stamp out aids, that would be newsworthy.
Why should we give a shit about what Christina gave Britney for her baby.
(Draws in a deep breath) Yes, I feel better!
7. pinky_nip - September 28, 2006 8:38 AM
I think Christina should've been a smartass and put a helmet in the bag.
8. bigponie - September 28, 2006 8:38 AM
I bet she threw in a video of 'rosemary's baby' in the gift basket.
9. 86 - September 28, 2006 8:41 AM
Gah I can't wait for Britney to get hot again and come back to kick XTina's loud ass mouth off the charts.
10. shell - September 28, 2006 8:46 AM
Those kids have to share a room?
11. commissioner - September 28, 2006 8:56 AM
Hell, if Christina had just asked, I would have given her the baby shit in my garage. I would have "gift wrapped" it in hefty bags for her. For an extra fee, of course.
12. Shaun - September 28, 2006 8:59 AM
I took a break for this story? Although I haven't heard anything about Chirstina Aguilera in quite some time. Watch, she will be the next celeb whore again on The Superficial.
Paris, Lohan, Brit and Aguilera. Nope, no thoughts come to mind.
Shaun
13. IFuckingHateYou - September 28, 2006 9:01 AM
#10 - I was wondering about the 2 kids sharinf a room too, so I did a little investigating.
Turns out that K-Fag spent all of Brit's money so the bitch couldn't add another nursery on to her house. They couldn't re-model another room into a nursey for the most recent demon spawn because K-Fag has all the rooms "reserved" for trophy rooms for when the awards start to roll in for his musical career.
14. Angry Ferret Jones - September 28, 2006 9:02 AM
Commish - but would you have had it delivered by a bald black guy? That is the icing on the cake.
15. jrzmommy - September 28, 2006 9:08 AM
She's hoping the Britney and K-Fag let the kids play with the cellophane.
16. Italian Stallion - September 28, 2006 9:14 AM
LOL@ 7
So if they got a picture of the guy who stole it, why the fuck isn't he arrested yet?
17. pinky_nip - September 28, 2006 9:27 AM
@16: You racist bastard... can I have your children?
18. UNWASHEDMASSES - September 28, 2006 9:38 AM
This is so obviously a "fuck you, very much" from Xtina to Brit. Only $570.00? I've given more than that to charity. She's saying to Brit, "Congrats on another kid... I'm touring, selling the new album, and on stage where my ass should be while you're knee-deep in diapers and a dead-beat husband." Christina's doing what she's supposed to - namely, being a pop star. Brit's overweight and suffering from post-partum, regret and jealousy. Make no mistake, this "kiddie basket" is one big middle finger from Dirrrty Girl to WhiteTrash Mama.
19. commissioner - September 28, 2006 9:41 AM
Ferrett:
We use inmate labor around these parts. I'm sure I could sweet talk one of them into taking a long drive. I'd add a kiddie pool with some pet stingrays.
20. RichPort - September 28, 2006 9:42 AM
Obviously WalMart was out of their signature "Cheetos/ Slim Jim Snack Basket".
#7 - HA!!!
21. RichPort - September 28, 2006 9:43 AM
#16 - R Kelly doesn't get arrested for shit. He may even pee on the Federspawn.
22. hostileholly - September 28, 2006 9:46 AM
The most distrurbing part of this story is that those kids are sharing a room. Can't Miss Money-bags find another room in the mansion for the new kid??!?
23. Jenna - September 28, 2006 10:06 AM
#18 - that's what I was thinking, but at least Christina is doing her part to make sure the new SPF has at least a few items that aren't "pre-owned"
24. enfilade - September 28, 2006 10:27 AM
A better gift would be some birth control, or a kick to the ovaries.
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25. CelebSlam.com - September 28, 2006 10:29 AM
How emasculating can you get?
http://www.celebslam.com
26. PunjabPete - September 28, 2006 10:35 AM
Anyone who spends 100K on a baby room needs a severe beating...
27. Jacq - September 28, 2006 10:54 AM
Kevin was just impressed that their baby gift was delivered by Warren G.
#16 - They all look alike!
28. biatcho - September 28, 2006 11:02 AM
The dumb cumbucket (Britney) probably has a 10,000 square foot house and rooms dedicated to stashing cheetos & drug paraphernalia but she makes the two kids share a fucking room? What an asshole.
29. mytwocents - September 28, 2006 11:48 AM
My hairdresser is right upstairs. I think I'll go hang out there with some water balloons one day.
30. edb87 - September 28, 2006 12:18 PM
Christina forgot the vital items! How could she do such a thing! Here's what she forgot:
1. Cheetos.
2. A Helmet.
3. A new family.
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31. shell - September 28, 2006 12:45 PM
#13...LMAO!!
32. Jacq - September 28, 2006 1:47 PM
Per chance, do you think she gave her any CONDOMS? With and instruction manual? Since she obviously doesn't know what they're used for...
33. stinger - September 28, 2006 3:06 PM
Sutton Pierce? Sean Preston? How the hell does she come up with these names? Did she read some Danielle Steele novel set in Antebellum and decide they was real sophistimacated sounding monikers? These kids are Goobers or Skeets or Joe Bobs or Jrs., but not these fancy sounding names. Good lord, the Federlines make the Gotti's look like the Hapsburgs.
34. Steeno - September 28, 2006 9:58 PM
@33, money can't buy class. can buy a few i.q. points, but the federlines are too far behind to catch up.
hapsburgs, HA!
35. GhettoPrincess - September 28, 2006 10:06 PM
So, noboby is probably reading my comment, seeing as I am way down on the list. And i didnt read every comment, but did no one else realize that these poor bastard's initials are SPF.... like WHO wants to be named after sun protection? might as well name your kid aspartame.... make sense? no? good, i am just abusing the power of posting comments.... ten seconds of your life you will never get back. anyone else after this MUST give props to my comment #.
36. GratiaPlena - September 29, 2006 1:12 AM
To Poster #1, get an education or at least a dictionary for Christ's sake. Is 'crockery' that hard to understand for you?
http://esotericsociety.jconserv.net
37. jrzmommy - September 29, 2006 6:06 AM
36--random fuck....I know damn fucking well what crockery is, I just think it's extremely pretentious and...well, stupid to call it that. Now run away before someone drops a house on you, too.....fucking cunt.
38. Vancho - September 29, 2006 6:10 AM
Poor Christina. She's such a mega flop.
Britney rocks!
39. jrzmommy - September 29, 2006 6:30 AM
36--Besides, the word "crockery" is so painfully fucking British it makes my skin crawl.
40. RichPort - September 29, 2006 6:51 AM
Feeling a bit cheeky, I took the lift with my coloured crockery in tow to my flat, used the loo because I was so pissed, and was cross with myself for falling on my arse.
Someone please tell me how the fuck that is English.
41. jrzmommy - September 29, 2006 6:57 AM
Oh Richard, do tell us of how you became so pissed? Were you out with the football hooligans again, dear? Was your behaviour randy? You're so very lucky your wife didn't throw crockery at you upon your arrival back to your flat.
42. RichPort - September 29, 2006 6:59 AM
Needless to say, I was in a bit of barney after consuming so many pints. Me lady me gear, so I had to smoke a few fags instead.
43. RichPort - September 29, 2006 7:01 AM
Me lady hid me gear, that is. Bloody bird! Those wankers at the pub are a pain in the bum...
44. jrzmommy - September 29, 2006 7:10 AM
Are you daft, Rich! You're lucky those birds didn't give you a shot in your dangly bits!
45. RichPort - September 29, 2006 7:22 AM
BOLLOCKS!!!
46. jrzmommy - September 29, 2006 7:31 AM
bloody hell!
47. danielle - September 29, 2006 1:28 PM
a typical dumbass would think that the person in this picture would've stolen something from Snotty Mcsnootpants..but actually (its the other way around).
48. radically4peace - October 3, 2006 8:31 AM
If I was as rich as Britney Spears, I would never make my kids share a room. That's what you do when you're poor and you don't have enough rooms.
49. thisisntwhatyouhopedfor - December 14, 2006 12:11 PM
oh for christ's sake. indeed, for $570, try for something more substantial than overpriced wank.