Sep 22 2006Cameron Diaz looks decent in brown

FIRST...i think

I guess she looks ok in these pictures ONLY..but she is still old

She looks kind of cracked out.

Lots of makeup helps...

I bet she is a hag to wake up to though...

She's showing her age, those shoes are horrible, and her eyes are displaying signs of soulessness.

I think she looks much better as a brunette...now all she needs to do is lose the clown shoes.

I get really irritated by her. She isn't aging well, she always seems to be hanging on to JT for dear life and hasn't done anything to really speak of (other than be JT's hanger-on) for what seems like ages. The brown is somewhat flattering, but just smacks of a desperate ploy for attention. She also should have fixed her nose after it was broken. A crooked bridge is not flattering.

Did the Superfish photoshop those shoes on her feet in that last pic?

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Is it just me or does she look a lot like Ellen Barkin? And that's because she's in her 50's. I guess Justin Timberlake sucks the life out of you. And by "the life out of you" I mean cock - big, uncut, smegma-covered cock.

Looks like hair from the tail of a horse.

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She sure IS 'showing her age'. She must be at least 30. It may be time for me to move on over to the Granny's place, with the other grownups.

I love Cameron Diaz and wish I looked like her. I think she is really pretty, and that show Trippin' was really cool. However, she does look like she popped a couple on Xanax before this shoot. She should start hanging out with Paula Abdul.

Below the eyes she looks busted.

I want to revert back to a time when Ms Diaz and 'The Mask' were dancing to "Cuban Pete"

Beatcha again, Angry "(( shaking )) in your shoes at McDonalds" Ferret Jones

i agree. the brunette hue seems to take away years from her actual age.

her mouth is large enough to swallow entire planets is a bad thing?

I thought the bitch narrowly escaped being hit by a car? If I didn't know any better, I'd say she was hit by a car, bus, airplane, cruise ship, and a fucking planet. Skank looks busted.

I don't know about that. She still looks like shit.

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After Striesand, anything looks good.

You've lost your edge thesuperficial

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Well it makes sense she looks good with dark hair, isn't she like half cuban or something like that? Plus she had dark hair in the Oliver Stone football movie a few years back and looked good like that.

Nope. Still hideous.

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She has the face of an alien troll... but she'd still get it.

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You really got to look at how a star looks without makeup to see how the hair color really goes on them. They can pay mega cash to a makeup artist so their features go with anything they please.

She does an eye color I have always loved, but the dark hair without all that makeup just makes her look albino with a wig. It also makes her bad skin stand out more.

In the first pic, she's got more cleavage from her back-fat than from her boobs!

Scary.

I would hit that like a fucking peace pipe filled with Turkish hashish, then make her gargle the bong water. Fuck that. I'd split her like an overgrown lumberjack with a freshly sharpened axe on a dry log. Yea folks, I would Paul Bunyon this beeotch.

I agree #7, her nose is disturbing. I don't think she'd look as bad without the severe eyeliner. The rest of the look she's going for is "natural", but the hair could stand a brushing, the body could stand a better fitting dress, and the feet...oh, we won't even go there...

Supposedly treats her personal assistants as slaves, making them shave her armpits and pop her all-too-common zits. Burps and farts LOUDLY in public, thinks it's "cute". Believes swimming in the Pacific Ocean constitutes acceptable bathing, hence she smells of briney B.O. If you can't already tell, I can't stand this bitch and her horrible, one-note, nasty-ass-shaking-in-every-movie acting.

Now that's what I call Red Shoes

Didn't they tell you your shoes must match your purse, ms. Diaz? hmm

oh shut up, she still looks good. I've always thought she's pretty in her own way because she doesn't look fake. She kept her flaws and that's cool by me.

Good Lord, comb your hair!!!

"Cameron Diaz looks decent in brown"

I wonder why? Possibly because its her natural color?

she looks like one of the olson twins in 20 years. 10 if its the cracked out one.

Looking at her makes me wonder why they would even cast Heath Ledger as "The Poker", I mean "The Joker", in the new Batman movie. TWO POINTS!!

that yatch is ugly as fuck

no. the brown is not helping.

doesn't she kinda look like the olsen twins', or they're older cooler aunt?

You people are all a bunch of complete assholes. Like, the kind they should put on an island and sink in an attempt to purge humanity of its spitefulness.

I hope you all recognize that and hate yourselves for it appropriately.

# 39 I agree Cammie - you look great.

You know her mouth never used to be that big until she sucked off the Stallion.........

@39 Fuck you, I like the name finished, hopefully you stick to it because I don't want to waste anymore of my time reading your bullshit............

@39 - finished is a DOUCHEBAG

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Just speaking of bullshit.

You're all just proving my point. Hopefully someday you'll empale yourselves with your big, huge cocks. Hopefully before you make lots of stupid, ignorant babies.

#39 - Uuhhhhhh, what the fuck was that about? I mean really, Ms. Diaz, you shouldn't be reading asshole celebrity bashing sites; your therapist would tell you it's not good for your paranoia. After they cancelled your payday on Shrek 3: Ogres Are Green, I understand times have been pretty, well let's face it, fucked up. But to make it so obvious by choosing the name 'finished'... I mean what other former Hollywood starlet could it be? You are still welcome to do a gymnastic floor routine before your triple flip onto my johnson, Ms. Diaz. Last I checked, Stallion's a pretty funny fuck. You, however, seemed to have juuuuuust mastered the old cut and paste, your boyfriend's a fag, and TCLTC. Oh, and Edna's a dike...

Hey - she has spunk as well !! ( and not just in her hair !)

Me thinks finished is done here.

I'm not sure I would have gone with those shoes. They look orange. Are they orange?

Cockninja. LOVE the blog.

Lol finished

(Cockninja : 'Krisdylee' seems to have a tampon in - a good time to crack out the Photoshop - and there are too many fattys near the bottom. Maybe it's just me... Good luck on the site - hope to visit again)

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nah, she looks like she's high...

i never really liked her... even in the Mask, I always thought she was a bit trampy..

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@29-ditto

I would write something else here, but #29 already said everything I think about this twat

The burping and farting thing is disgusting, but I still think she's purdy.

The only way that joker faced twat could look normal is if she glued a photo of Angelina Jolie on a paper bag and wore it over her nasty head. And #39 can kiss my bung hole.

See I TOLD you she looks hot with dark hair.

... except for the back fat.

Did she have a nose job ? I recall her looking more like Gargamel in real life.

If by better you mean she looks like a sweaty hag monkey then sure, she looks heaps better. Seriously, who's skin is that colour... and what's with the eyes, she looks like a heroin junkie.

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It's weird. I remember seeing this unnamed smoking hot chick in this film called "The Mask" a long time ago and then years later I realized this was the same person. I dont understand what happened between "The Mask" And now.

I had to do a search and make sure I wasnt mixing it up with that other film called "Mask".

Oh yeah she's hot, but I liked her hair better when it was blue.

I thought Angry Ferret's blog was a hoot. Especially the baby-on-the-MickeyD's-counter entry. I used to work at a yogurt bar (sundaes, cones, that sort of thing) when I was younger, and someone was always putting their kid's ass on the counter. And we weren't allowed to say anything! Ack! Because "We might drive customers away." Well, how many customers never came back because they didn't want their food served where a diaper had been? Jesus.

Haven't checked out the others yet, but I will as time allows.

'Finished' you need to have a thick skin and a demented sense of humor to enjoy this forum...gotta work on that.

Yes, she does have a big mouth, and swallow planets is just why Justin loves his lady!

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that's probably something more like her real haircolor. it does look better. I don't know why everyone goes blonde all the time.

cameron is well-known for being one of those actresses who do NOT look good in HD! her skin looks rough from all the sun damage and drinking she did in her modeling days. i am pretty sure justin is never going to marry her (and not just because she's old).

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You'd think with all her money and egotism, she woulda fixed that broken crooked bulbous schnozz of hers. I mean, that thing's one side of a parantheses.

And, damn...get someone to rasp down that dorsal hump.

"Character" my ass.. People with flaws call it "character" to try to make it cool... Next, being 376lbs will be a sign of having "character."

how do you dare to say she looks decent?

i bet you wet your bed just thinking of her

Let's be honest.she looks amazing!
and you all know it

CD looks beautiful,as usual. And, what is the matter with her showing or looking her age? Aging, is a natural humanly process. FI's.

eeeeewwwwwwwwww.. look at the flab on her back

it's not that she's old.. but she is aging waaaaaaaayyyyy too quickly. it's the drugs.

drugs are bad.

i hope i look like her at her age!

she uses alot of makeup. i think she does alot of blow and thats why she looks so old

She got creepy freezin eye, anyways she looks hot in Brown!

She's only turned 34. She's not old. I'm 24 and I wouldn't mind partying it with her, she seems like a fun girl. Whoever says she's old is probably like 12 or 13. Superficial, you've officially become BLAH

@44....."Oh, and Edna's a dike..." Freudian slip? finger....dike.....finger.....dike. now that i think about it the whole finger thing works with both 'dike' and 'dyke'

I guess she doesn't look too bad.

It's a shame she has herpes. Hmmm...

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she still looks like a muppet with that extra wide mouth of hers

i love this.

go see "in her shoes", her face looks like an old baseball glove, maybe she's just twofaced like that woman in seinfeld, in the dark she looks good but in the light, holy shit

check out those eyes!!!

I think she's gorgeous. Who cares if her nose & mouth aren't perfect & if she has 'flab' on her back?? People are so judgemental

#80- yeah I suppose, I mean I think Miss Piggy is pretty hot

Each to his own :P

To each his own :P

Are you guys kiddin me? You guys that think she is fat must think Skankole Richie looks pretty good,and as for the 'Old' comments.....apparently mom and dad didnt turn on the parental filter.Time for bed kids-school tomorrow.

You people are fucked.Leave the girl alone.
If you think her mouth is big, what the fuck is yours? Post pictures of yourselves and we'll judge you according to weight and ugliness...You are the people who I would like to spit on. (And I don't spit) If you are so hot, why do you spend all of your time on this website shitting on someone who has millions more dollars than you and for sure has a hotter BF. Cameron is doing something right....Piss off losers.

# 85
Chirp. I sense a some conflict here. Why all the bitterness ?
It's almost as if you...like...care...
Get out more. And sometime soon look up the meaning of the words 'sarcastic' and of course, a few accompanied words such as 'meaningless drivel'
Not that I want to judge...

#85 chirpysan, you are going to hell.

# 85... honey, your here too. On the superficial we lay in on celebrities for anything and everything. Deal with it.

If it's too hard to handle go join the care bears forum...

Ooh, we got us a couple of Osmonds fans on here today? How sweeeeeet. Let's all get our tambourines out shall we? And slow clap til our "Let's not be spiteful" sistas GET THE FUCK BACK TO NICEYNICEVILLE. Bleuch.

So anyway, my mother always said: Red Shoes; No Knickers. Anyone see a pink taco reflected on the toes?

Like her hair though. And her eyeliner. So she's a bit zoned? I like that look. Kumbaya My Lord, Kumbaya.... etc. (and yeah, I know the Osmonds are Mormons, but I can't think of any singing church-ys)

#74 - Hmmm, thanks for the clarification, I think. Though I hardly think the "slip" can be regarded as "Freudian"... maybe C's in philosophy don't exactly make one an authority. Y dydn't realyze you were a connoisseur of Lesbyans, so Y'll tri to be more careful where Y use mi "y's" and "i's". Many thanks.

#85 - Please review #44. Then dip your ass in cooking grease and try as hard as you can to dislodge the stick from your rectum.

chirpysan go change your tampon you cranky bitch

Yes, the hair is nice, and it looks natural. However....face-wise, she looks as if she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

85--could you be a lamb and drop dead? Thanks.

@43 finished

Glad to see you learned how to copy and paste, I hear all the cool kids are doing that shit now. Thanks for the publicity to my profile, idiot..............

P.S. Your parents should have had an abortion.............

I like Cameron Diaz. I just hate her faggoty boyfriend, who is freakishly tall.

Stallion--Oh, they aborted...but it lived.

Sally Field looks fab!

Justin is B O R E D and wants out. I am f'ing convinced. In the past several months any tabloid pix of them together he looks miserable. She better trap him....tell her to punch her eye teeth through his Durex's.

I don't get it. She finally gets rid of those "broken popsicle stick" looking blonde hairdo(?) and grows it to a length and style somewhat smooth....and she colors it brown? Okaaaaaaay....

she looks posessed

in the first pic only. she still looks old. :/

can't really say much - it's weird when clown face looks decent