Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake almost murdered

Man, no wonder that photographer ran. Justin is about as scary as a crippled midget.

OMG!

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He still reminds me of a riled goat...and what's with the long black hair?

Hey Justin, leave the Anger to me, you lucky shit. Go cash a check and have sex with Cameron, and shut the fuck up.

If I was Cameron, I'd deny, deny deny. No way would I admit I'd left the house looking that scary.

Waaaaahhh!! Waaaaahhhhh!! Stop taking pictured of me me. Booohoooooohoooo.

I piss in your general direction.

Look at him in that first picture....
"Here, Cami, hold my purse...."

And we all know men in plaid boat shoes can whoop that ass... X17 beware....

Ha ha, look at Cameron trying to hold the raging bull that is Justin back.

"Baby, no! Just let him go. He isn't worth it. He'll never be the pillar of virile manhood that you are!"

He's such a BMF.

As scary looking as that bitch is I'd hit her too. He was probably fleeing for his life when the joker and it's ghostly sidekick struck.

hardcore thug life. except for his mom standing right there, holding him back.

High-Res Images:

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Hey, was the photog Joe Simpson? That fucker is everywhere!!

Can anyone believe Justin moved 700,000 copies of his new album? The first single SexyBack sounds like a cylon love song, in other words pure shit. But that's todays culture, everyone just buys what they think they're supposed to, regardless of whether or not it's actually good. Before everyone hates on me for not loving J-Tim, think before you rush to defend a former mouseketeer and N'Syncer.

JTLTC

Too bad the car missed Justin "Oops where'd that boob come from" Timberlake. It would have removed that drunk-ass loser from the street.

She could have just hit the guy with her suitcase. What's she packing anyway? Not makeup.

Before someone tells me I'm just jealous, I'll say something nice. Her hair is very shiny.

Haha look at justin gettin all froggy as if he can beat anyone up on this planet... Diaz is THE ugly btw.

Better luck next time paparazzi dude.

Gosh, and I thought Cameron Diaz looked bad after a generous helping of makeup and an airbrush...

Damn Cameron Diaz is one ugly ass chick.

I can't get over how screwed up her face is.

Good God almighty is that bitch ugly. She was more appealing with spunk in her hair.

Ferret STOP!!!

I can't read or type because I'm laughing too hard.

JT looks like he just got out of basic training

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The photographer better run before she eats him with that Freaky huge huge HUGE mouth of hers

That last picture looks like the photogs blacked out Cameron's tracheotomy tube.

"HMMmmmmI am Cameron Diazmmmm."

Or maybe that's where she tore out her own throat after hearing JT tell her he was bringing sexy back for the 10,000th time.

I wish I had a time machine so I could travel back to Micky Mouse Club days and whack that bastard in the sack.

Fucker.

Ferret, I can see you mouthing these words

"HMMmmmmI am Cameron Diazmmmm"

trying to get the "m's" in the right places.

Go work on your blog... please!

Motherfucker look's like Peyton Manning with that stupid ass buzz cut......

What's up with that last picture?
Didn't they teach this bitch it's not nice to point?
Next time this "ugly fag loving whore" points at me again, with the same finger she puts in Justins ass, I'm gonna kick the bitch right in the cunt...........

Justin is about as scary as a leaf on a tree. The only thing he's scaring is my masculinity with that girls shirt he's wearing.

A kitten with a bazooka taped to its back could put fear in peoples eyes more than this dork.

HOLY FUCKING HELL FOR THE LOVE OF BLACK BABY JESUS JESSICA SIMPSON HAS HUGE TITS!!!1111oneoneone

Urp. Wrong thread. Non sequiturs for life, yo.

I was going for the sound that Ned makes on Southpark. Goddamn it, if Fish supported HTML, I would be thrice as funny as I am now.

(that's right, I said 'thrice', bitches.)

Brain - I can't work on my blog. Cock-ninja has me scared to even visit blogspot, in case he launches a big-girl attack on me!

And now, on topic -

As a man, I find Justin Timberlake irritating. I am unsure whether the issue is that other females find him wildly attractive, or that he has so-called talent.

I think the main issue is that people are now treating his music with respect, and have quickly forgotten that this man used to belong to a boy band.

Then again, Tom Hanks came from Bosom Buddies, and look what he has done for himself... I must simply be bitter.

Wow I didn't know Justin grew his hair out and dyed it black...

"Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake almost murdered"

The Superfish guy does have a flair for the dramatic.

30.. I don't blame you Ferret.
With Hopeless_Ninja on the loose, all bets are off.

I'm bringing sexy back to The Superficial!

Yeah!

They don't want their picture taken. Can you blame them? Talk about a bad face day.

Hopeless

Thanks for the plug Mr. Embolism

Wow. I'm like blog-whipped.

That last comment totally sucked. I'm like all scramble brained form fucking blogger.com, scrambled like scrabble ...Chink... Chink... Chinks, chinks are any fucking asian looking mother-fuckers, there a a whole shit-load of chinks in Vietnam!!!

Hopeless.

Ferret and Embolism: I may need a fat slap I'm seeing shit, and my Pelvis is fucking shattered!!! Shattered I tell you!!!

I FUCK FATTIES!!!!!! MUHUHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Maybe if Cameron Diaz put some makeup on when she leaves the house once in a while, having her picture taken wouldn't be the most horrible thing that ever happened to her.

Well, any educated driver would KnoW Cammie would be ten points, but Justin - no more than 8 points - with a two point conversion out of the question.
I'd like to comment more , but I've spotted some unidentifiable debris near my keyboard.
(I am willing however, to ride out a downward spiral)

Ugh, I hope they get hit by a bus full of special-ed kids and nuns.

Huh. Who knew the little faggot was actually kind of tall.

That bitch looks like Skeletor in need of some serious ProActiv, and someone needs to tell that homo to pull his pants up for his two-incher makes him look like a bigger tool than his music does.

almost.....sigh...

FFS, they're DAMN ugly.

Wooo Justin...bringin' da sexy back. :|

Major Shuttle: "I just spotted 'Major Parts' floating past the windows here. The Cold War is over - Get me off this Rent-a-Wreck shitbox!! Not only the air sucks - when I open the window - everything sucks !!!
Ground Control : Major Shuttle. Remember that 'SUPER' O 2 pipe we talked about at Space Camp ?"
Major Shuttle : Humm. Ok. whooo. 'Here I am floating in this tin can. Farrrr.above.....' (etc)
(Binky goes off topic too much - I'd ban him)

Why all the negativity about Justin? I must be the only one on this site who likes him or the only one who will admit that i do.

Honestly why do you people hate him so much? We finally get a post on here about a decent celeb who actually is talented but the hating still goes on.

Blah blah blah..... i just don't understand :(

I effing hate celebrities. They want to be famous and all that and when the side effects of fame come up, they piss and moan. IF you don't like it don't be a celebrity.

Too bad the photographer didn't hit them. No more Sexyback.

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Say there # 47
When I open the windows down here - I feel the same way !
(Although I'm quite sure it has nothing to do with American politics and celebrity ) ...
(But then again ...the DVD isn't always in the toaster... Hummmm....as they say in the industry...)

She looks hot with dark hair.

LilRach, get a fucking dictionary and look up "superficial" you fucking braindead moron.

@48 - I'll tell you why - because the skinny little half-a-fag wigger makes me want to dig my own eyes out with a spoon. He makes a mockery of the entire music industry as a whole. I wouldn't piss on that little no-talent ass clown if he was on fire and holding a bag of diamond-encrusted kittens.

As a side note I find his talentless cum-burping road whore of a girlfirend about as useful as a bag of cheeseburgers to Nicole Richie. I would wipe my dead dogs ass with her bullshit movies.

I mean, if you wanted MY opinion on it.

CNLTF!

Kiss my ass PrincessMooMoo - i know what it means. I was just stating my opinion because i don't think that JT is "Superficial".
Just because i come on this site it doesn't mean i hate all celebs.
Dumbass.

"he makes a mockery of the music industry"????!!!!!!!!
Man if i could do world tours, sell millions of albums, be able to fuck Cameron Diaz and pretty much have any girl of my choice i wouldn't give a fuck if i was making a mockery of the music industry!
(even though he isn't). Sorry Angry i just don't agree with you. But that's your opinion. Anyway not getting anywhere here. Later.

Public at LARGE : #50 Did you ever get the possible idea that you're just talking to yourself ?
No one reads your crap. (on purpose) and probably never will.
Binky: Yeah Babe - that's the only reason I cum back !
This is a just a purge as the good DOCTOR says.

Cameron should feel FLATTERED that someone (other than National geographic)wants to take her picture even though she has the most disgusting drug eaten face I've ever seen.

Plus, it's not the first time I've seen this pair getting so violent. They're a couple of really angry people. Just look at them. Normally you have the cool person who controls the freak everytime there's a paparazzo around, but here one of them looks ready to hold the paparazzo while the other one beats the shit out of him.
They need anger managment. I bet they have angry sex and they hate each other too.

Lesbians can be SO agressive.

Oh and Justin is about as frightening as the 'Green Ghost' game they used to pawn off on toddlers.
(And if you know that game - you're dating yourself)

That's something you never hear: "Man, Justin Timberlake really fucked that guy up."

hehe

LilRach - Put Aerosmith, Kiss, or Van Halen on the same stage as your precious and see what real musicians look like. Gene Simmons would use Justin to clean the rest of N'Sync out of his 40 inch boots, than he would take Cameron from behind (like JT and Lance Bass)

Fuckin' Gene Simmons rocks!!!! ROCK AND ROLL!!!! FUCK YOU JUSTIN!!

I'm bringing roadrage back
Them paparazzi don't know how to act
I think you're special: fuck me from the back
So turn around and I'll suck up your whack
Take em' to the bridge ...

"I found the game board, the box photos, and games pieces more fun that playing the actual game !"
http://www.spookshows.com/toys/green/ghost.htm
Kinda like life kids...

I love the White Stripes.

I'm going to bed

Sorry -
"Also remember that the "snakes" in the game are ordinary rubber bands cut in half."
I'll sleep easier knowing this information is out - but I may be off topic.

bleh

Bleh . Obviously # 65 is an educated buyer...or a sheep.
(I'm really leaving this time)

she needs to get off meth and just stick with heroin. it's eating up her face.. eww

What drama queens. Why do those 2 always make the biggest deal out of having their photo taken. If I was wearing those clothes, I'd be embarrassed too, Justin. But still, get over it

It would have been funny if Ashton Kutcher came running out laughing and said "Punked you again!" Muhahahaha!

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oh my god ,,,,

more celebrity news on
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^^ Are you Lawless? If not, have you hit that? Please tell all.

eegads they are freaks in so many ways (and i just wanted to use eegads today)

What I meant to say was. . . .are those 2 chicks sisters ? and do they have any more of that meth ?

#67 I don't think it's drugs that have eaten off her face. She's had acne for years.

And there you have it, the effects of drugs in a single pic
The paranoid reaction, Cammie's fucked up face and emaciated body and those humongous pupils JT is sporting are a complete give away.

Did I win?

#60 - yo dude. Long time no write. Found anywhere better?

This site is so full of impostering trolls I feel like I've crawled under a bridge comin here some days.

Where are the old skool bloggers?

omg justin timberlake is so ugly he is scaring me!!! please mommy make it stop!!!

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That biatch is looking more like a man with each passing day. She's damn uglae! too. Waaay past her prime.

When Boy Banders Attack.

Their shirts don't match.

I've been playing spot the difference on pics 2 and 3 for ten minutes, and am stuck on zero. No, wait, got one. Justin looks a little bit gayer in pic 3.

Plaid Vans = FAGGOT!

He look's like an older version of Bobby Hill.................

What the fucking fuck? The photog must have looked like a real turd to get Justin DeAss to grow balls and try to have a go at him. He will never live down that Punk'd episode where he almost cried, then got all gansta again when he realized his 12 year old MTV fans were watching. As for talent... I was among those heckling when N Stink sang the national anthem at the 2000 World Series, then cheering when they were done. But that in no way excuses the piss poor sorry excuse for music that he 'creates' now. Just another fucking moron wiggaboo making money off of hip hop. And please, someone, ANYONE, get Bizmarkie, Doug E Fresh, or that guy from the Roots a fucking sniper rifle so they can give him the ol' Hindu 3rd eye the next time he attempts the beat box. Give me Aerosmith or Green Day any day over this testosterone deprived, steel toe to the nuts falsetto, goof ball.

And as for dirty Cameron? I'd hit that like a senior citizen having a heart attack at the wheel of a Crown Victoria plowing through a parade. Fuck that.

83- Stallion, you're good at that shit!
Bobby Hill here.
Planet of the Apes on the Posh Beckham thread.

You're making my piss!

Cameron should have done some Charlie's Angels moves on them! You know, with the flipping and stuff...

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Woulda been priceless if the cameraman had whipped that boy's ass. If you're a celeb, then expect to have people snapping pics of you. What the hell is with those shoes Timberflake? Eeeesh! And Diaz is looking a lot older than she is....What a shame - she looked good in the "Mask" movie.

Cameron is not nearly good enough for him. What a waste of a good southern boy.

"The paparazzi cross the line all the time but they're usually pretty truthful when it comes to what happened" Holy sweet Jesus Christ and you think BEYONCE is crazy?!

Cameron as a brunette - maybe she wants to be like Britney?

Ironic that she looked good in the Mask and now she looks like she's wearing one.

What a horrid, sunken face she has. And that boy is incredibly faggy. I pray they both are attacked by a bipolar, 400 lb photographer, robbed, beaten, and then forced to say that they're both gay and are together to save face, on camera.
I'd rather see an article about Paris Hiltons skanky ass anyday.

Justin: "Im gonna bring angry back all over your face camera guy, these are NEW shoes asshole"

Cameron: "No Justin, its not worth spending the rest of your life in Jail becasue somebody smudged your Puma"

Justin: "You're right honey, lets just go to bed and...HEY,put down that meth pipe..."

I thought he was in the middle of beatin' Cameron's ass and got caught for a second....wow, the payola for those pictures!!

I bet that paparazzo was shaking in his boots to see Troll Timberlake coming at him in his plaid boat shoes...nothing says "REAL MAN" quite like plaid loafers and a teal silky sweater. He looks like a leprechaun on steroids, all that's missing is the pot of gold. The rainbow is on the bumper sticker of his Toyota Prius, you know, gay pride and all. Cameron has GOT to be the man in that relationship, I bet she straps on the dildo every night and sticks it right in the ole stink star. Ew.

After being forced to hear "Sexyback" every hour at my place of employment, I posted in my blog that Danny Elfman needs to team up with Tom Waits and kill Justin Timberlake, then use his bones to make a cool musical instrument and stage an Oingo Boingo comeback tour. How cool would that be, to see somebody playing a xylophone made of JT's rib cage?

Good try guys, better luck next time! Keep up the public service.

Wow long time no see HollyJ.

LOL @ post # 4. Diaz and JT look like they were bingin' for the last four or five days. :-)

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