Sep 21 2006Beyonce Knowles has multiple personality disorder

Yummy...

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Who the hell are the Sisters Ugly she's sitting beside?

I'd put my milk in that chocolate!!

Sppppllllaaaaatttttt!!!!!! Damn ... gotta wipe off the computer screen.

Doesn't Beyonce realize that that whole Shmegol/Golum multiple personality thing is SO 2005. I mean, like really. She so needs to get with the times.

PS: I hope for her sake that Sasha is not as ugly as the women sitting to either side of her in the picture for this entry.

oh so now i get it.. sasha the stripper is the one that makes her wear banana gear and cooerces her into doing the hibbety jibbety with that fugly ass jay z.. how convenient to have someone else to blame your stupid actions on.. i think i'll create my own bestest secretest friend.. her name will be zena princess warrior and she'll whack out all the stupid celebs and their imaginary playmates..

How fucking bizarre is that? Creating an alter-ego to use in public forums so you can say what you want with confidence? You would have to be one seriously fucked up person to.....oh wait.....nevermind.

Angry Ferret Jones

PS - Beyonce, I would a manage' with you and Sasha. Call me.

Can she PLEASE fade into oblivion? Gah!

They should caption that first picture "Which of These Kids is Doing Her Own Thing?"

I think that chick on Beyonce's left is about to go all bone-diggity crazy on somebody and chew their ear off. - just a prediction.

Shhhhhhh - if you listen very closely you can hear the sound of me wishing I was hitting that right now.

Wait for it. . . . .

There, did you hear it?

Mmmmmm.

ok...out of this entire story the part that troubled me the most was the face of woman on the right side of the first picture. I wish I never would have seen it

Hey Superfish guy, is Clifford a 'Big Red Dog', because I've seen HIM?

@6- Ferret, you have enough trouble managing that hilarious website of yours.

It's like Mariah all over again. Maybe Beyonce should make a video of herself kicking Sashas ass?

Damn, she's got some ugly bitches sitting next to her. It's like in the cartoons when the angel and the devil appears on their shoulders. Ones telling them to do good, and the other is telling them to do what's wrong.

If your wondering the good one is telling her let Stallion put in in your vagina, the bad one is telling her to let Stallion put it in her ass..............

Either way I win............

Woman on the right: "If this bitch thinks she and Sasha both get a seat on this train, she's asking for a B-train beatdown."

Woman on the left: "Mmmm-hmmmm."

What the fuck is that face on the chick to her left? (our right) That's hysterical. Let me go look again...HAHAHAHAHAHA It's bad enough to be photographed next to Beyonce -- who could make a girl feel ugly even on her own wedding day -- but to then be photographed making that fucking face.....hahahaha I'm dying over here. That sucks. Ladies and Gentleman meet the most unfortunate woman in the world.

HEY, don't knock "Sasha"! Without her, Beyonce wouldn't be wearing see-thru tops (find the recent pics), or shakin' her booty on the "Check on it" video!

Hell, it's "Beyonce" that keeps her with Jay-Z. Not that I'm bad-mouthing Jay-Z, though...

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I hang out with trolls just to make myself feel better. Sure, I throw 'em a bone now and again. Buy 'em a drink, let them think I'm listening to their pitiful life story.

It ups my hotness factor ten-fold.

Maybe the two tons of fun sitting next to her are other alternate personalities of Beyonce's??

The difference between Beyonce/Sascha and a HORNY near-sighted squirrel??? THEY ALL ALL FUCKING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow she's almost like the incredible hulk, she transform herself into some diva bitch when she feels weak. I can almost see her transformong when taking a shit.

Beyonce: ohh, I just can't shit, it's so disgusting.

(abra-cadabra) Sasha: come on bitch, you can do this, get that crap outta yo ass, you gotta be smelling good when jay-z decide to dive on that muffin. UGGGGGG, SPLAT!!!...Bingo that's what I'm talking about.

That top picture is nearly the personification of an Oreo

I'd fuck Sasha but not Beyonce

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when I smoke weed, I can transform into superman... "watch me fly, suckas"

@21 - I just wet myself. Funny shit.

It's nice to see that Destiny's Child is back together, although whatshername-1 and whatshername-2 have really let themselves go.

oH that explains why last year Beyonce signed "Sasha" when I asked for her autograph...I asked her why she signed Sasha and she responded "I didn't do that".

I have an alternate personality too. Actually I'm not schizo, I just talk to my own crotch whenever a hot chick comes along and see how she scores on the peckermeter. If my johnson talks back, she's a winner. If not, I just look like a crazy man talking to his dick.

That said, I'd like a ménages à trois with both of her personalities.

Yep. Whenever I feel like just being me, I'm like "Whoa hold up a sec!" and transform myself into Juanita the one-titted stripper who dances on a plywood box in a Colonia Del Rio tequila bar in the suburban slums of Tijuana, in exchange for a stained mattress on the floor of the room upstairs.

#26- That is the personification of a multiple disorder.

It's probably beyond an empowerment conceit, she utilizes her imaginary alter-ego to do sundry things Beyonce never would. Anal? B won't but Sasha loves it. ATM? Not that sweet Destiny's Child... but that Sasha considers it foreplay. Lezzie play? No way good Christian Ms. Knowles indulges in that sin - but Sasha? That chick is the very definition of bi. Threeways with strange men? Fellatio on midget clowns? Freakshow gangbangs and migrant train pulls? That would be Sasha. Dirty little ho. When Jay-Z asks her how he got the herpes-syphilis cocktail, she can bat her big brown eyes and curse that nasty Sasha.

Off topic:

Is it me or does the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, look like a cross between Ringo Starr and Yakoff Smirnoff?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad_in_Markazi_province.jpg

31--HAHAHAHA-- that actually made me giggle out loud. He is Ringo and Yakoff's love child.

Why the fuck is the ugly chick on the right holding onto her purse for dear life? What does she think, Beyonce is going to rob her? What racism! Everyone knows only the dark-coloreds rob, not the light ones, unless they're Mexican.

SASHA'S DIVA TIP #7:

"Beyonce, given the chance, sit next to obese (and/or) ugly people so as to magnify your beauty."

#33 HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Brain - Go to the home page and tell me who is whiter, Beyonce or Michael Jackson.

Bonus question: Who was had sex with more young boys?

wow she needs to lay off the skin whitening ...JUST A BIT

Beyonce surrounds herself with simians so she'll look white.

OMG SHE DOES BLEACH HER SKIN!!! take a look at the diffrence
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OMG SHE DOES BLEACH HER SKIN!!! take a look at the diffrence
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Beyonce, quitting the adult day care program was definitely a bad idea.

What a dumb bitch....I'm so tired of seeing her everywhere. She needs to do something with those nappy curls.

I also think that, when she smiles, she looks slightly mentally retarded. Like a sweet little down syndrome kid.

All I see is another black chick whos trying to look like she's white.

I'm sure beyonce and JayZ will have beautiful children with extra special abbilities such as breathing in more than their fair share of air.

Yes, and I'm sure that it's Sasha that tells her to try really hard not to look black. 'Cuz black is whack.

Hey, don't beat up on me, my alter-ego Cletus told me that.

I hit it. Both Beyonce and Sasha.

At the same time.

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@36- My money is on Michael.
In a couple of years, he'll be Casper!

#48 and in a couple of years after that couple of years he'll probably be translucent

Oh I get it... she's on the B train... CLEVER... Get the hell outta NY ya stupid skank

#49 And in a couple more years after your couple of years after my couple of years, (what's that six years all told?) much to everyones exultation, he'll be dust!

This is so 2003.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/beyonce.s%20diva%20alter%20ego

But I guess because I'm Crazy In Love, I knew this already.

Reminds me of Anne Heche's alter ego Celestia. Or was that the planet she believed she was from? Man, I wish that woman would start taking drugs and being a total fruitcake again.

51--And then someone with Elephant Man disease will buy his dust.

Bahahahha. I like this entry. Thumbs up, Superfish.

Sasha's gonna be really pissed when she catches a glimpse of her big fat ass

ok so let me get this straight...he's currently in the (1)Casper stage then he enters the (2)Translucent Stage and two more "then afters" he'll find himself in the (3)Dust Stage. Do I have this correct? Anyone on what his 4th stage will be?

57--Stage 4 is the Karma Phase: he'll be reincarnated as a 9-year old cancer patient who has a pedophile for a nurse....Karma is a real motherfucker.

He'll probably come back as a Mr. Potato Head or he'll be Grim's replacement from Grim and Mandy...They have a striking facial resemblance

Now starring in the hip hop version of Cinderella and her ugly step sisters ...

#54- jrzmommy, I'm laughing hard here!

61-Brain Embolism-glad I could help! I almost typed Brian Embolism.

@58 on 57- Then he'll pedophile HIMSELF.

And speaking of karma, (see post 58) there is an all new "My Name Is Earl" and "The Office" on tonight.

63--And then dangle himself out of a window after he rapes himself!!
I so cannot wait for The Office and Earl!!
PS--Is Brian Embolism any relation to you??

That is not really what we would call Multiple Personality Disorder (which is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID just FYI.

However, I kinda know what she means. When I do public things I have to exude confidence, I just never named it. I call it "being on."

Sasha, huh... interesting. Maybe we should all have a more positive person we try to emulate, you know instead of acting like an ass when you try to return used underwear to a store or insisting that the two week old eggplant you bought at the grocery store should be allowed to be returned because you decided you don't even like eggplant.

Sorry for the rant... had an annoying week of ridiculously high maintenance people.

Just food for thought... but maybe more people need a Sasha.

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I can't help but laugh my face off at the chick on the right. I think she is moments away from eating Beyonce either that or she is suffering from constipation.

So this isn't Beyonce, this is Sashe with her come hither and take me look right?

http://www.exposay.com/beyonce-knowles-live-in-concert-on-abcs-good-morning-america/p/4234/8/

Ooops I meant Sasha...

Oh ok. So it probably is SASHA who fired all those women, broke up Destiny's Child, and is having ugly sex with that monkey lookin' Jay Z. That explain everything. I always thought Beyonce had better sense and now I have been proven right. DAMN YOU SASHA DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

@64- You must've sensed something.
Brian Embolism is my Multiple Personality Disorder (which is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder) (DID). Thanks to #65 for setting me straight.

I think that one of her personalities has a borderline personality disorder. thats the one that is in control. has she been hanging with tom cruise or something??

Did I effing get this right?! Someone names BEYONCE (with the squiggly, meanlingless french language accent mark on the effing last E) needs to change her name (errrr, and personality?) to Sasha to ensure someone named BEYONCE is a diva?! Is this the same BEYONCE who all but makes the other girls in Destiny's Chew-rens look like nothing but extra's? The same chick who refers to herself as TOO BOOTYLICIOUS? OK, just checking. Glad she at least is not pretentious....especially not with a clothing line coming out called "House of Dereon." C'mon now - get the f outta here and get some Popeyes fried gizzards. Thanks for keepin' it real Saaaaaaaaaasha!

Shakira looks great.....but a bit too pale.

is that sasha on the right side or left? I see her too!

She only admitted to one alter ego but everyone can see she's got more than one... theres beyonce, sasha, shakira, wonder if theres one called Frank?

That looks like bench full of TNB!

^^ Ignorant racist fuck. You are the lowest form of life on this planet, and I kindly invite you to shove your useless piece of shit blog up your hate-filled ass.

Fucking redneck scumbag.

77- Angry Ferret, dude you went ballistic on that KKK, white supremacist asshat. You came out "with both barrels" ablazin, They should hang that white hood wearing piece of formundacheese (formunda my balls) from the biggest tree branch they can find.

Lynch him up!!

Goddamn it, I have no tolerance for fuckers like that.

I agree, that's disgusting. He's calling "Negroes" "sub-human creatures" and "animals". I flagged his blog. I hope everyone else does too. Posting controversial material is one thing, posting plain nasty racial hatred is another.

Temporal insanity isn't a prerequisite but helps when you are that hot. I forsee another time travel video a la Britney. She is the hottest she's ever been imo.

#77 and your point is?

82- What are you an idiot, click on that douchebag TNB Alerts link.
Or maybe your one of those racists fucks that needs an attitude adjustment, and by attitude adjustment, I mean a baseball bat across your skull.

I thought you were alright on some of the other threads. Now I'm having second thoughts.

#83--please lets not have a BRAIN ANEURYSM over this...there are more important things going on like Michael Jacson's Leprechauns park. We must focus on the important things

ok lets brighten the mood alittle in the hopes that those that are upset may at least crack a smile:.............. A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints!
The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "Are you OK? What's wrong?"
In a very weak voice the small guy asks, "Excuse me but what did you say?"
The big guy says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the same questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds, have a 20-inch penis, have a 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball and my name is Turner Brown."
Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said '’Turn Around!'’

What the hell happened??

BEYONCE IS WHITE!

@85 - That's the "llllllllll" we've come to know and love on the Fish. Not that racist vomit that was #82.

#87- I'm not racist my dear...that #82 you refer to was Sashakobob, not me

I think that's sasha sittin next to her on the right. Oooooh, she so pretty.

She got a great voice but i hate her because she's everywhere, not even Paris can be wherever Beyoncè does.
Anyone is about to kill her??
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Mr man, who write all this stuff.. YOU ROCK DUDE =]

Okay.. she's turning white... hmm.. i think Beyoncé is on with glutathione pills, or worse benoquin... ouch! I hope she doesn't get hooked with lip collagen.. coz she's pretty okay ryt now, hope she doesn't turn to another casper though

wow, she's really messed up....don't do crack

Sasha does not sound like some thing of God it is a demonic spirit