Looks like an ass on a chest.

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if only I was signed in...

Oh no no no no! My eyeeess!

I'm guessing this is what Tara Reid will look like in a few decades.

Oh somebody help me! I feel like I've just stared at an eclipse & thrown up in my mouth at the same time.

....and I never meant to say anything mean-spirited to anyone, and I'm sorry about the times I wasn't a good member of your flock, dear lord, and for all the times I followed the devil and not the word of God, but please dear heavenly father, please make the pain I now feel after THAT go away.

OFF WITH PAGAN'S HEAD!!

wow... wow.... now im blind. why would you do that? I almost miss paris hilton now, almost

I will never order flap-jacks ever again.

What is the definition of gross?

Kissing "Bare-bra" Streisan and she slips you the tongue.

Blah what a disturbing thought.

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

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#3-No, Tara Reid's body will melt and sag to the floor but her fake breast will remain firm and perky and nipples ponting to the heavens.

I usually don't comment on looks, but there's no excuse for that. Put them Over-the-shoulder-boulders in a bra before you trip over one of them.

*pointing

OMG I'm blind!

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Props to the woman so efficient she can get a pedicure and a mammogram at the same time.

Jesus... Looking at this lovely photo of "Babs" reminds me, for some sick twisted reason, of the late, great Marty Feldman..

Oh Dear God, make the bad woman stop..

What ever posessed her to not wear a bra? Yes, it may be en vogue for SOME women to not wear a bra, but usually they're 20 and their tits are firm and taut. Senior citizens resembling rhinos are not suitable candidates for this look, BABS!

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It's nice that she's taken time off from her hobby of barking at passersby and suing environmental activists to revive her washed up career but did she really need to show us something no one ever wanted to see?

And is that really her or Howard Stern with blond hair?

oh my gosh, i am dying of laughter #1..SO funny.

i guess Bras are no good to a woman over the age of 60, or is it 70? Anyways, she'd better not make any sudden jerks of the body..she could very well put an eye out with those coconuts...oops...i meant watermelons.

Mmm, you know what I want for breakfast?

Flapjacks.

I dunno why, but after seeing that pic, I want some pancakes.

Bahbwah would sport some serious wood if she knew that we were actually talking about her!

Brain - you get 10% commission on all my blog bitches, baby.

Fish you total goddman bastard...

It is not even before noon yet... How the hell can I see something like that before noon?????

GGGAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK.....

You think that's gross, just picture Brolin titty-fucking her.

While I think her breasts are fine, especially for a woman her age... I do think a bra would have been a better choice. And guys, if you think a woman's breats look saggy when we get older... wait until you see what happens to your balls! Oh the joy!

LOL

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Come on guys, what about the bra's feelings and well being?...poor thing must hang on for dear life each and everyday...I think that deserves a day off once in a while... don't you care...don't you have a heart?

Now i've heard of gunts, but what do you call an ass-chest?

That reminds me, I need a new pair of speed bags, I wonder if she willing to sell one of hers for a dollar.

Anybody like some syrup on them pancakes ?

So flustered... cannot even spell....

@22 - you are the king.

she's finally succeeded in drawing attention away from her nose

#22 I think Sags oops, Babs and Brolin must have so much fun role-playing. He's the milk maid & she's the cow!

Didn't Clinton fuck her?

Maybe jrz he'd fuck anything...look at the cankles on hillary

Nice Knee toppers

You guys are nuts! Those are AWESOME! Gimme, gimme, gimme.

I'll have to have a big dinner tonight. Because I just lost my lunch.

I could have gone my whole life without seeing this! But when you look at them, they follow you and you can't look away!

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I didn't know you could get breast implants at that age. Nothing revives a career better than a little NIP/TUCK/SAGINDDDs

I now know what it would be like to put lumpy oatmeal in tube socks. Her chest looks like a silhouette staring at the ground.

#37 yeah, kinda like the Mona Lisa

We should all go to Bab's website, the place where she posts her rantings about politics and the environment, and protest this public travesty. She's never - ever- been attractive, yet she's always dressed as provocative as a Jessica Alba. You would think age would temper her, but she's a rich Jew with an ego the size of her asschest. How could she leave the house like that? I mean, there's no way she could've forgot her bra - when she put on her panties they had to have covered her nipples.

sing now "the way they were"

42> The words must be changed... mammories, sagging lower all the time...

42--Mammories, light the corners of my mind.....misty water-colored Mammories....of the way they were.....

@41 - Good god! I hope she did put panties on. It's bad enough seeing her asschest but I can't bear the thought of her without them. That's all we need now is an 80 yo Lindsey Lohan.

43--OH you got me by a hair, and much better lyrics.

46- I just saw that! Great minds...

"Yes, I greast fed Jason until he was 18, and look what happenned!" Thanks for the Mammaries

Those tits can reach the center of the earth.

"What's Up, Doc"?

Not those.

Do they call those Jew Jew Bees?.........

Is it safe to say that the filling is composed of Kosher powdered milk?

If you stare at her nipples long enough, I swear one of 'em winks at you...

53# Priceless

I keep getting distracted by that thing in the middle of them! Is it a 3rd nipple -- oh it's her belly button.

Babs has major FUPA going on...Fat Upper Pussy Area

maybe she's trying to take the focus off that face of hers, which looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a shoe.

hmph! makes me feel like singing, so put on your dancin' shoes girls and boys and join the fun...Dooooooo your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow? com'on now! wooooooooo, can you throw em o'er your shoulder like a contintal soldier? do your boooobs haaaaaaaaang lowwwwwwwwwww! and now ladies and gentlemen, please welcoooome barba!!!!! yesssss, myyyyy boobs hang low, yes they really, really do! i can tie em in a knot, i can whip em out at the zoo, let the monkies have their fill and the baby ellies too, yes my boobs hang loooooooooow!

I'd hit it...with a harpoon.

Arh! Thar she blows! And I don't mean her music! Arr Arr Arr!

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If you look at the picture carefully looks like a vulture with really big tits

for her age, i think she looks gunting fantastic

If you look at the picture carefully she kinda looks like a vulture with really big tits

donna karan needs to learn how to design clothes for her friend that keep those babies hidden from public view...where did babs find that winner, at the salvation army????

Oh Jesus Miss Babs (or should I say 'Baps') -thems two right donkeys saddlebags you've got there! Are you storing fat for the long haul across the Sahara or did you just want to remind me that I'm a homosexual?

I am glad I was able to contribute to the whitty banter on this site.

You guys missed me, you really missed me!!

I just puked.....and again....and 1 more time

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Oh please. Those tits look normal and natural and they are just fine.

She can always flop 'em over her shoulders if she ever wants to look like a fucking camel.

Superfish guy is gonna torture us and leave her up til monday, 3:00 p.m.(eastern)

yeah, normal and natural for like a Zeuglodon willy mammal

#67- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Her reflection in the mirror in the back of her is backwards, and for some reason she has different sunglasses on...............

Visual aid for those that are clueless to ol' Zeug....http://www.unmuseum.org/zeuglodo.htm

I think she looks fantastic. For an octogenarian. Or is it orangutan? Whatever.

oh my gawd.

Dooooo yooouuurrrrr......

tits hang low
do they wobble to fro?

can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?

can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?

do your tits hang looooowwwwwww?

(sotto vocce)

#75 hahahahah omg hahahahahah hahahahahahhahahahahhaha hahahahahahhahahahha hahahahhahahahha hahahahahhahhahaahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahah INFINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#75 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

#68 - Mr. Fish giveth and he taketh away (my lunch).

#75 for president

Hold it Hold it Hold it #79--see #57

IIIIIIIIIII, i'm getting the feeling that you are my husband in disguise, sitting in his office, laughing his ass off b/c he's making me think that someone other than me thinks i'm funny.

mr. t-if it IS you, i will find out, you rat bastard and i will smother you in your sleep. I AM funny. I AM.

if not-i apologize for my neurosis, and I thank you, sir/madam.

now I shall retrieve my children from the school bus and provide a nutritious snack.

Babs Streisand DOB 4/24/1942 - Do the math. Time waits for no one. Shall we sing 'When I'm 64'?

80...OMG-you're right. I totally did not mean to bite #57 on that. all apologies, and I have learned my lesson....I will read ALL posts before posting, I will read ALL posts before posting....

I'm just glad the tank stayed on.... I can't imagine the nausea that would have ensued had we seen her veiny, stretch-marky, milk(ed) sacks... eeeeewwwwww...

I was a little bit concerned about clicking this one open but, it's one of those train wreck moments. Them are some massive pancakes and not at all impressive. Old bitch just needs to keep all that shit to herself. James has got to be kicking his own ass about hanging his hat in that home.

Dang I overlooked #57!....first is always the best, however, They both made me break seams from laughing. I retract my ballot for presidency

#81....the may have been possible if it weren't for one little fact........I'm a female

Wait. Isn't she like crazy rich? I mean if she wants to go without a bra, can't she afford to pay two little people to walk around with her and hold them up?

#81 that may have been possible if it weren't for one little factor...I'm a female

Babs looks like the character "Spike" from The Land Before Time movies-- the big oafish dinosaur that hangs with Littlefoot and the gang. She looks just fucking like him.

I hear when you squeeze em' she farts, kinda like a whoopie cushion.

Her breasts are melting like buttah!

#90-- Dead on!!!

you know... with photo shop ... and a few adjustments, you can make the shirt see thru, like an x-ray pic. haha..... someone will do it. it will show up soon.

Reminds me, did anybody see that show on Basset Hound ears last night on Animal Planet?

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#93-Thats exactly what I say about her tits on her chest

The goggles.......they do nothing!

MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!

Gravity, not good.

oy vey.

She makes Teri Hatcher look perky.

*projectile Vomits*

Jeeesus...

Talk about Elsie the Milk Cow...I guess this is what James Brolin curls up to every night if that bitch lets him get near her every once in a while...and her nipples have decided to hide from shame...how sad...

Her vagina must look like a big frying pan full of burnt refried beans...

...sorry, I meant her twat...vagina is just TOO formal for THIS site...

Try to imagine her totally naked....

She could practically toss those things over her shoulders if they got in the way.

Oh My God!!!! That is soooooo disgusting. Oh wait...I can't see...I've gone blind!!! ARGGHHHH! I am gonna sue! Can I sue for being forced to see a 70 yr old woman's flapjacks? Nooooooo!!!

Right now, Jon Peters has a starlet perched on his cock (she's on the clock, but we'll look past that) and is laughing hysterically at Brolin.

Moron! Buahahahhaha!

#105...Try NOT to!!

This is gross. I need some mace. STAT.

holy shit its miss chokesondicks in the flesh!

Hahah stupid Streisand, your futile attempts to awaken my brown anaconda have failed....miserably!

It's Barbra Streisand - it's doesn't matter what her cans look like - much like Einstein's hair.
She has what is called 'talent' - which doesn't necessarily mean she will be followed by paparazzi when she pumps gas, or goes to McDonald's - but somewhat worthy just the same.
(And it's good to see Bill C getting up from under the table and trying to do something.)

(even though her music sucks - I know talent when it walks by)

shit... i was scrolling down the page all fast to catch up on what i missed this week, barbra boobs flash me, i scream in horror and suprise, hit my head on my headboard, and wake up 2 hours and 32 minutes later with the taste of throw up in my mouth... thanks superfish and pagan.

Up and at'dem #97....

That is just nasty. Saggy, flat, old, with nipplettes pointing down. I'm gonna hurl.

Maybe it's the angle

i'm petrified

I think I burned out my retinas looking at that...all I can say is "Babs, thanks for the mammaries."

five bucks says she can put you in a hypntic state with those things

i just choked the chicken to brabra or barbra streisands tits. it wasnt the best jerk, but still. i wouldnt mind munching on those floppy titties and see them bouncing around as i bang her. and yes i am a sick fuck

"...her tits hang down the front of her like a couple of dead carp."

God bless, you, Palahniuk. God bless.

This is her first public appearance in quite a while... ya think she coulda worn a bra, or done her hair, or maybe taken off those ridiculous glasses, and while she's at it get that nose hacked off, maybe she could have even gotten changed out of her pyjamas.

these comments make me miss Iambananas

There's simply no need for this!

What on earth was she thinking?

I'd strip her naked, flip her over on her stomach and smear chicken fat all over her big, fat, dimpled arse, then stick my tongue into her buttcrack while she sings "Evergreen."

Brolin, if you are reading this, no need to thank me for these excellent ideas on keeping your marriage fresh and exciting...

It's as my mama always said--"After a certain age, no matter how big or how small they are, the titties tend to look like two fried eggs nailed to a wall."

Babs, can't you afford a boob-lift if you're going to go around with them hanging out?

I love babs... but that said ...

The prob is that women in their 60s and 70s have finally "come into" their sexuality and their body confidence...at a time when NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEIR TITS AND ASS!

It's not sensuous (despite what they think) to be trapsing around in no underwear if you're old and saggy. NOT SEXY. No one wants to see it. In fact, it makes the rest of us recoil in horror and nausea.

I have an elderly relative that does this crap, and it's hard to sit across the table and eat while having to look at her low-cut shirt that's exposing her deflated saggy titsheets laying flatly across her chestbone. NASTY. Meanwhile, she's leaning over, to expose herself more, to show off her enormous boobs, thinking it's hot. DDs at 18 might be coo,l but at 70, with them sitting between your ankles, YUCK! VOMIT! ACK! Wear a fucking bra.

No one wants to eat grandma's pussy...or saggy boobs.

Damnit #57, you beat me to it.

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well you know what they say mrs. T and cayana, great minds, they think alike lol!

THat's just nasty looking, ewwww!

She's very arrogant and doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks - her whole demeanor screams, "Just look at my big, floppy milk teats, you stupid, unwashed, perpetually poor idiots who spend your hard earned cash on my CDs so I can remodel my Malibu home."

And look at that hag standing behind her, "Ooo, I got to smell the farts of the Great Barbra Streisand and stand in the same room as her."

What bullshit - take away her sound equipment and she would sound like Ashlee Simpson giving birth to a porcupine. She has no talent, she is a loudmouthed, pushy J.A.P. who got lucky - what more needs to be said????

...she has sucked many cocks to get where she is - most of us great "unwashed" do not understand how desperate these people are to be famous - it is like a drug, and Babs has played many the skin flute to get to where she is today...she is also a dangerous left-wing douchebag, who thinks she can advise everyone on politics just becauee she swallowed Bill Clinton's load a few times...and I do hope she reads this...

..next thing you know, she will be wearing see-thru dreses that show off her big, hairy, politically correct cunt, and that will be the day I will move to a remote island in the the far North of Canada, where at least the walruses keep their privates hidden for the most part, at least until thay are in mating season...of course, when it comes to money or cheap publicity, Babs is always ready to "mate"...

I heard that she is an absolute horrific, Antichrist-ic, shit-your-pants, unimaginable, Holy Terror to work for - the worst bitch since Irma Greise...the only job you could possible get if Naomi Campbell had recently fired you!!

I wanna watch her go potty...

oh ho, won't all you big-tit worshippers have a horrible surprise in 15 years time when all those boobilicious starlets are hangin' low.

I've never wanted to stab my eyes as much as I do now.

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Interesting..I never knew Babs had "FTS"... (fat tit syndrome)

Now, unfortunately, the whole world knows.
(throws up in mouth)

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Ya know,unless you have cute little boobs....dont do this at home folks!

Though I can't endorse his/her rant in its entirety, ToiletDuck, you rock.

"...her whole demeanor screams, "Just look at my big, floppy milk teats, you stupid, unwashed, perpetually poor idiots who spend your hard earned cash on my CDs so I can remodel my Malibu home."

Hilarious...

Well, this is what happens to big fat titties... the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Nothing against big titties, just sayin'. The laws of physics, gravity, etc. apply to everybody, so in a way, this is sorta heartening, to see that all that money and fame won't keep your boobs from falling. But yeah, a bra and/or less transparent fabric would have been a lovely gesture on Barbra's part. Though Barbra has worn see-through stuff before, so this is actually sorta par for the course for her. I guess she wants us to know she still has tits. Duly noted, Barbra. Duly noted.

I don't know why, but when I first saw this picture, the phrase, "who let the dogs out?" came to mind. Frightening.

It does tend to explain why her son is gay...

If I opened my eyes and saw those big, pendulous, horrific horse tits coming at me, I would shit my pants, run for dear life and grab onto the nearest penis available and hold on for dear life...!!

..actually, I live in the sunbelt, in a town I will not name, that has been popular with retirees for decades - you haven't lived until you have seen a 98-year-old grandma strutting down the street with Spandex tights, spike heels, a low-cut see-thru halter top with her tummy showing, a huge gold lame' purse with her initials spelled in fake diamonds and enough plastic in her face to make Mastercards for half the population of mainland China...occasionally, especially at the market, she will venture out in public with her hair rollers still on...

Barbra here would fit right in...

she could have worn a bra but she's pretty cool... nothing is more disturbing than you Great grandmother coming into the room with her's hanging out. Trust me, Bab's are just fine compared to that, in fact compared to the scaring I recieved that fateful day I could stare at Bab's all day. I am So glad mine are nice and small... yes I may be fairly flat chested but in the future that will be a great thing!!

Yes she should of wore a bra but I think she looks natural. She looks like most women (even better) her age. All you people that think she looks bad have been looking at fake boobs for so long you don't know what the real things look like anymore! Someday you'll be older & a bit saggy too & you wont think it looks that bad. Of corse unless you have a boob job. You old saggy men will jump at the chance to be with someone that looks like her. By the way do they have ball lifts?

oy vey. She is not butta, more like a couple of nasty pancakes.

#144...

Sounds like you were deeply, deeply traumatized by the sight of your Great Grandmother's titties - perhaps it happened last week, since you are still talking about it...

Also, I am not sure if I would be running around telling everyone "So glad mine are nice and small" - I have a visual here, and it's "a couple of raisins sitting in white bread dough"...not very appealing - a bit like a man telling everyone, "My penis is nice and small." Doesn't make much sense...

Did you throw up after seeing your Great Grannie's tits? Perhaps you need counseling???

Isn't it mandatory at any function involving Bill Clinton that all women have to flash their boobs at the door to get in??

RC, it's not a matter of real vs fake, it's a matter of wearing proper undergarments. It's just tacky to go out in public with saggy boobs and a see through shirt. There is NOTHING sexy about neither it nor her.

Shamefully, I admit that I have found myself drawn back to this thread, over and over again, hopelessly mezmerized by those, big, globulous, pendulous, smooth, sagging titties...

Oh the shame of it...I cannot stop lookin' at 'em...

theres nothing like masturbating to an old chicks floppy tits. god i just wanna munch on them and give her a huge titty fuck