Sep 14 2006Anna Nicole Smith's son's death is suspicious

Try reviving your own dead child then have a good laugh at her expense.

This quote "The devastation and grief over Daniel's sudden death coupled with the sedation has been so extreme that Anna Nicole experienced memory loss of the event," attorney Michael Scott said."

tells a lot. So basically either she was so high she can't remember anything, or she is hiding something. The poor kid, he never had a chance.

Got wasted - choked on his own vomit.

God fucking forbid I say ANYTHING about this so I'm just going to lie low and wait for the toxocology report, I guess, or for Anna to get her memory back...do my football picks for the week.....hmm....Jets....Pats....Jets....Pats
Jets choke in divisional games......geez....

What? It's disrespectful to discuss football pools on this sacred thread? Oh. My bad.

It was too much Trimspa, baby!

20-year old kid apparently healthy kid dies? Nah, nothing suspicious about that.

Maybe the shifty-eyed dog in the closet was keeping watch while his cohort, the evil monkey, committed the crime.

Gosh, it's just so heartbreaking. Poor poor woman. such a terrible tragedy. No matter how or why he died, it doesn't alter the fact that it is just such a terrible burden for any parent to bear.

RIP Daniel

I don't understand. Healthy 20-year olds die of natural causes all the time!

http://www.celebslam.com

Maybe the scuzbag lawyer slipped the kid a speedball - remember Belushi and that bitch who basically killed him with a speedball and then hauled her skinny ass off to Canada and basically got away with it?? I smell a rat, a skinny, ugly, bloodsucking, money-grubbing attorney rat...

This is very sad.

Does anyone really think she stopped taking drugs just because she was pg/had a baby? I hope CPS gives her a drug test before they hand her over another kids to destroy.

I am so sad her son died. It all seemed very suspicious to me too. I can't stand the site of her or her "lawyer" Howard. Has anyone checked him for credentials (sp?) as a lawyer? He doesn't look like the smartest crayon in the box. What kind of Lawyering does he do for her. Seems like he is around her all day long. Does he practice law with an office and clients?

Poor Daniel. I hope his mother learns a lesson and clears up her trainwreck of a life. Ease up on the Trimspa. Just be fat and happy and raise your baby girl with your lesbo lover. You're a millionaire, who cares if you're thin. Take a lesson from Rosie.

This is just idle speculation, but given Anna Nicole's penchant for taking sedatives, isn't it possible that her personal lawyer served as a pill dispenser for Anna when things got stressful? And given the stress surrounding the birth of Anna's child, isn't it possible the lawyer may have given a sedative or two to the son, just to calm him down?

If such a scenario led to the son's death, Mr. Stern would be in some trouble.

Since I can't comment on Anna Nicole's situation without a barrage of piss flying my way, I will say that there is a very similar case involving a woman named.....Vanna Nicole and her son....Darnell. And he too died mysteriously in her hospital room. And what I think is that he and the mom were sharing the epidural and he got overjuiced. I also think that he got into a fight with the "lawyer" because he didn't want HIM there at this family event. but then Vanna told Darnell that Harold is the baby's father, and the lawyer and the son got into a fight and the son was killed during it, because he was too high to fight. Vanna Nicole was rolling on the pain meds, so she was useless, as always.

Suspicious?

Ms. Smith has been an international embarrassment to this kid from Jump St. I saw her act inappropriately to this kid several times on her "reality show". She would be doped up, half-naked and dragging him into her bed for a "hug". It is difficult to determine, without a suicide note, if an overdose was accidental or suicide. However, don't be surprised if this kid decided that killing himself in front of his mother at this particular time would be exquisite revenge.

Or, maybe not.

Suspicious?

Ms. Smith has been an international embarrassment to this kid from Jump St. I saw her act inappropriately to this kid several times on her "reality show". She would be doped up, half-naked and dragging him into her bed for a "hug". It is difficult to determine, without a suicide note, if an overdose was accidental or suicide. However, don't be surprised if this kid decided that killing himself in front of his mother at this particular time would be exquisite revenge.

Or, maybe not.

#4 - Definitely the Pats.

#9 - Scuzbag lawyer? Don't you mean Chocolate Starfish Machinery?

Apologies for the double post.

Initially I had thought the kid committed suicide. The timing and location was too suspect (days after mommy giving birth to new baby and at the very hospital). A kind of "fuck you, Mom" to a woman who never apparently had time for a son who now was going to have to share the meager attention with a newborn. However, in light of Anna's lawyer going out of his way to let us know that she has no recollection of the event - thereby is not culpable for her actions - I tend to think she, or that leech of a lawyer Howard K. Stern, gave the kid some of mommy's plethora of pills and he overdosed or had an allergic reaction/interaction. We are talking about Anna Nicole Smith. She probably offered the kid poppers like our mothers offer us cookies.

Ol' Anna has suffered "memory loss" for years. She forgets she has eaten, then eats again and again. She forgets she marries a four hundred year-old uber-rich tycoon and "forgets" to go home. She forgets she already took her narcotics, then takes some more.

Given her penchant for fondling him for the cameras, she probably suffocated him with those huge, monsterous mammary glands.

daniel was set to take control a substantial trust fund at age 21 (not 18). apparently it was a messy hit because anna nicole couldn't arrange for delivery of a stingray to her hospital room.

you people are fucking sick. her son died and you make fun of it for your own satisfaction!

Who the fuck cares about some 20 year old nothing that probably would've been the next River Phoenix or Kurt Cobain anyway? A lot of people died in the middle east today, not to mention Africa, South America, etc but nobody is crying about them. All of you people who actually said you would keep this event in your prayers and thoughts REALLY lack perspective. Get out side of your pathetic bubble and realize there is a world outside LA and the U.S.

I still think it's horribly sad for Daniel, a seemingly "normal" kid, to have just "dropped dead" like that, and, if Anna Nicole truly doesn't know that happened and had no involvement, than, I also feel sorry for her.

That said, WTF is going on??? Anna Nicole (according to last night's ET) says that the toxicology reports/cause of death will NOT be released to the public. Why the fuck not? A woman who charges you (strangers) $4.95 to go on her website and track her pregnancy and has that hideous "reality" show where nothing is sacred NOW decides that privacy is best? For whom? Poor Daniel is dead. Oh, and it has also occured to me that *perhaps* he killed himself. But I guess we won't know. Oh, and that fucking douchebag Howard "K" Stern (who wouldn't want anyone confusing him with the "REAL" Howard Stern!)??? doesn't she have any friends or just a bunch of attorneys? They all come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I took Deion Branch off the bench, once I heard that Seattle picked him up.

Just wonderin' where the Grief Police are today. So now that his death is "suspicious" it is once again acceptable to make Anna Nicole unfit mother, drug-addled commentary? Is it safe to state the obvious again? Right. Guess I was just a few days too early to mention that Anna Nicole is a shitty mother and a drug addict.

25-- I just do a pick 'em. I don't have the attention span for Fantasy Football.

I'm really liking the Colts chances this year.

Jrzmommy, the conspiracy theory in my office is that the baby was Darnell's and Vanna had him whacked so that no one would ever find out and so she could keep the money that was to go to him. Apparently Vanna showed pictures of her cootchie to Darnell when he was little. I don't know if that's true, but is sure makes for one helluva soap opera story.

I thought the shitfy-eyed dog was Stern. You know he's totally in love with her and she treats him like doggie-doo.

Let your freak flag fly, Mommy. There is absolutely nothing wrong with stating the painfully obvious. RIP, Daniel, whatever the fuck happened, but this is not the place to lay your flower wreaths, morons. Try down at E!s sight. They'll be thankful for the hits.

Personally, I'm still chuckling about the comment about her trying to get her deposit back from whatever chi chi resort she was staying at...Heh.

or site, whichever you prefer...

31-- I sware, that comment about the deposit and all that, I didn't just come out of left field with that the other day, the person who posted something above my comment , in the midst of trying to out-sentiment the rest of the peanut gallery, made some half-cocked comment about a tropical and exotic holiday being ruined or something, so to kinda highlight how ridiculous everyone was acting I repeated the tropical exotic part and added how you can't get your deposit back. The irony was severly lost. But thanks.

#31 - She actually owns a house there, purchased about a year ago, and was granted Bahamian citizenship. The attorney other than Stern who is involved actually is her Bahamian lawyer.
Perez says that she was screaming at the "third person" in the room claiming that they had caused the death and it was their fault.

For the part about Stern having to tell her again that Daniel had died, it conjurs a mental picture of him wanting to be the one to tell her and comfort her, etc. All I get from him is some sick scenario with him wearing a robe, lipstick, a cape made of human skin and Anna in the corner duct=taped to a chair, crying quitely.

Commish, et. al football talkers: My Redskins stunk up the place on Monday....and that stupid Daniel Snyder is in cahoots with TCLTC. TCLTC was at the game the other night and I wanted to jump a shuttle to National airport and throttle him.

The Grief Police? It's still tragic that a kid is dead, and that there is a parent who has to bury him. There still is no joke there.

However, there IS a lot of suspicious "stuff" and secrecy going on, and we, the public, have a right to know. As long as Anna Nicole is determined to not release what "really" happened, she will be considered somehow involved. Which is a really sick thought. Especially if she is trying to cover for someone. Her son is dead!

That said - it ISN'T ok -EVER- to make fun of someone's death - unless you have a heart which is as mangled and shriveled as Lindsay Lohan's cunt. It IS ok to speculate as to what the hell is going on in lieu of real facts. We deserve to know!

I can see small details being blocked or just simply forgotten in a traumatic event, like what color the paint on the walls were or shit like that... but forgetting your fucking son DIED? Come ON! Horseshit.

ok we now have clear rules. anybody who ever makes any jokes about somebody's death gets their hands cut off. the taliban have spoken. don't recall them being asked, but anyway, there it is.

36--And I'm STILL not making fun of the kid dying. I am, however, sticking to my opinion that Anna Nicole is, was and will forever be a shitty mother and a drug addict and that people who don't know them are being OVERLY, even INAPPROPRIATELY sentimental about the whole thing that they, too (much like Anna Nicole) have developed amnesia and can't remember Anna Nicole as being a drugged out, irresponsible space cadet suddenly.

@36
That's too bad, 'cuz I was TOTALLy planning a huge block party for when they finally get that murderous camelfucker Bin Laden. Thanks for raining on my party, Ms. Grumpy Gills.

And I already have the pinata and everything.

http://www.pinatas.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=PQ911&Click=9764

Instead of candy, it'll be filled with liquor, condoms and Victoria Secret lingerie.

Whatever she did, she did to herself. He seemed, by all standards ..."normal". He was never drugged out like mama, he tended to shy away from the press, even on her show.

You guys, it doesn't matter, SOMEONE'S KID DIED, if any of you are parents, shame on you. For those of you who aren't, shame on you.

Suspicious or not, it is a dead child. For phuc's sake ... take your stupid, unthoughtful, juvenile, trash-mouth comments and go snark on L. Blowhan or Paris Nobody.

Key-riced, you make me sick. I would never wish it on anyone, but imagine your best friend, younger sister/brother, daughter/son ... whomever, dying in front of you.

You callous morons.

gasp!! must not comment about !egad! dead...

football, that's it, I read something about football, how bout' dem raiders, YIKES! got their ass handed to them by Chargers. Art needs to suit up and show em' how its done.

I'm not making fun of the kid dying either. Nor would I - ever. Because I am a mother, it's just a line I don't cross.

I would personally jump for joy if Bin Laden was brutally murdered and it was caught on video and we could watch it over and over again - like the video footage of the Twin Towers being attacked. I'm from NY, and in my opinion, he is not human. So, I'll take the first whack on that pinata, thanks.

I take back what I said about "never" laughing or joking about someone's death....I thought it was hilarious when Bill Mahar (sp?) was listing his "new rules" and (commenting on Steve Irwin) said "It's called a stingray, not a HUG ray"!!! That made me pee a little.

aaaaat least this chick HAS actually worked in her life. coming from the atrocious white trash trailer park in-bred child hood she so obviously came from, she actually has done pretty well for herself, other than her son passing away. c'mon people, don't you remember the SMOKIN FUCKIN HOTTIE this bitch was? i think she deserves some respect for the whole guess modeling years and the playboy masterpieces she graced us with! compared to someone like paris and her skankalicious sister, who do NADA and get the attention and cash they do, this girl is hilary clinton. even fat and old she still blows that lazy eyed/ding bat away! it's fucking horrible, Daniel looks like a sweetheart.

43--I forgot, I was gonna lie low until the toxicology reports and yes, discuss my football pick 'em pool. The Raiders indeed did not fare so well last week and nor will they against Baltimore this week. The Ravens are favored by 11.5 at home. Should be very ugly. I picked New Orleans last week, nice little upset. We'll see how they do this week.

45--No doubt she was gorgeous during the Guess campaigns and her Playboy/Naked Gun years. But now....as my Vietnamese manicurist says....not so good.

#41 - I saw that link and assumed, since it's you, that it HAD to be a pinata shaped like a big weiner or a black person or something. Thanks for letting me down. Make it up to me. I know you can do it.

#43 - The fact that you, as a woman, talk football like that TOTALLY ups your fuckability factor - and I don't even swing that way.

I'm just happy that it looks like the Mets are going to cruise to the series... aw shit, wrong thread.

Having that for a mother definitely contributed.

#48

FUCK YOU, Jacq/troll/man/woman/thing/alien, here's an idea, you see that keyborad in front of you, yeah that's the one, pick it up and whack yourself in the head with it and say "sorry bigponie, I'm just a teenage dweeb."

@48
*Hangs head* I am sorree--I haff failed you. I weel try to redeem myself een your eyes.

@51
Calm down, I think she meant #46. I think.

Hey -- #11 -- it's "the brightest crayon in the box" and he gets paid to be her friend and throw some legal advice her way. So what if he order his degree off an infomercial? Him and that lesbian blue haired woman are a constant audience for her. She loves it.

wow--the Thursday Afternoon Keepin' It Light Fest just took a turn down Ugly Street.

I read this on CNN last night and I was very confused about what they are insinuating.

Clearly they are going to go after someone, but what grabbed my interest was that they mentioned her lawyer Howard leaving once to get food and that Anna would have to appear in court.

What? Not sure what the foreshadowing of events to be revealed in that information.

So tragic no matter what is revealed, but very odd to read that it wasn't an embolism which is what I figured it was.

Guess we shall see...

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#52

I hope so, I've always like Jacq's comments

@54

I'm playing nice today. Got laid this morning and taking day off tomorrow.

Life is good.

57--I have vertigo and feel like I'm about to fall over, but I'm still liking life today. If I didn't have to drive I'd be enjoying this unsteady feeling. A day off!! You lucky, lucky bastard.

#51 - JEEZUS CHRIST! Calm down, I happen to be working on a laptop and hit the wrong fuckin' number. You're usually hilarious, but I guess you're feeling a little cunty today? Penis-phobic?
Damn this keyborad!

I can't wait to see what fight night looks like on the next "Anna's Son Is Dead" story... Did I say dead? I mean 'passed away'. Or "In God's arms..." Fuck, someone's gonna get offended.

jrz:

Pretty sure I'll start drinking at nine a.m. I hope to be shitfaced by my two o'clock botox appointment.

where is tucker to comment on the jurisdictional issues in this case? murder of a u.s. citizen in the bahamas by u.s. citizens, or possibly joint bahaman citizens? given the national interest in this case, can the murderers be extradicted to the u.s. for trial? if a suicide, is suicide legal in the bahamas? if not, should the son be charged with something? if Ms. Smith's lawyer advised her to do something, like kill her own son, and she did it, is the lawyer liable and can Ms. Smith go free for inadequacy of counsel?

some may grieve, but i for one intend to remain level-headed and pursue justice. via this site.

commish: shitfaced is good.

#44 that's a remarkably logical and even-tempered follow-up. quite rare in these types of flames. kudos to you.

jrz:

I need to be shitfaced to watch that needle come toward my forehead. Have to get rid of the "angry" lines. I look perpetually pissed off.

Jacq - all is calm, had a momentary lapse of reasoning, forgot my morning does of vitamin sex you see...

All you idiots including the host, can sit hear and pretend to be bad-asses by posting ill flavored comments. Have some f*&ken respect for the deceased. Hold-off on your f*&ked-up comments till you find out what really happened and stop pretending to be bad-asses. You can hide behind your computer and say what you want but we all know all you guys are a bunch of pussys when it come to the push and shove.

#66 - Vitamin sex? I want to go to YOUR GNC!

#67 - If I could see you, I would actually shove you. Superficial isn't just a clever name.

holy crap!!!

just when I thought I was calm bboy4life, the self proclaimed saint, comes out of hiding, but i'm just not gonna get into it with him right now seeing that his not a "badass", I might injure his feelings.

#67 = Howard K. Stern

Maybe in her drug-induced haze Anna Nicole Smith mistook her son for an old millionaire and bumped him off for his money.

@69

"have some f*&ken respect"? Kind of like inviting someone to fucking bibleschool, right?

Lastly, I am not an idiot pussy, I am a fucking bitch.

Maybe Anna Nicole went on a TrimSpa induced murdering spree and smothered her kid with her breasts.

Maybe Daniel Smith and the new baby tried to trade places and he smothered to death in her cavernous vagina.

From post #36: "That said - it ISN'T ok -EVER- to make fun of someone's death - unless you have a heart which is as mangled and shriveled as Lindsay Lohan's cunt. It IS ok to speculate as to what the hell is going on in lieu of real facts. We deserve to know!"

That's all I'm doing here. Maybe Anna Nicole's new baby is some kind of TrimSpa mutant and throttled Daniel with its tiny mutant hands.

Look out Skip, the thought police are gonna come find you.

We aren't supposed to have opinions when someone dies.

Sadly, much like Jon-Benet, this kid will be more famous because he died.

LOL! love the comment mr. superficial.

That suspicious looking dog with shifty eyes is TOTALLY from the Simpsons. But I don't care, I commend you on having the oppurtunity to use that reference. Swwwwweeet. I still think the story is sad though, for the son's family, not his pet blow-up doll Anna.

Hey, #67, Tell me something.

How is it disrespectufl to say something like "I'm not surprised, this kid didn't have a chance in life because his mother was a doped up whore with the mental powers of Corky from that TV show Life Goes On"

The fact is, just because you gave birth doesn't automatically a great mother. Those mothers that kill their kids...should we feel sorry for them as well and not judge them because "They lost a child"? Look, she is a trainwreck, I feel sorry for her, but I won't let the phoney B.S. grief police keep me from calling a trainwreck a trainwreck.

I will say my biggest surprise is that he went before Francis Bean Cobain. Now if that girl makes something of her life after having Courtney Love as a mom I'll be very pleasently surprised.

This site is sick. Everyone who even posted on these threads of Anna Nicle are sick. How can you make jokes about this stuff? How can you assume she's a dope head and that she was on drugz throughout her pregnancy?

For everyone who made a joke, I will be as sick as you wish that your parents drop dead infront of you the next time you see them. Haha, its probably because they took a little to much K. Maybe too many lines, or maybe because they have such dusguisting children they couldent stand to live anymore. No matter when anyone's responce is for commenting on a mothers dead child will mean nothing. Comment back on my post for pointing out your obvious flaws, but your still sick.

@80

My parents DID drop dead in front of me.

Why don't you go take your "sensitivity training" somewhere else?

@57
thought you typed that you got laid off so you were taking the day off tomorrow - glad you just got laid

#80 - "This site is sick. Everyone who even posted on these threads of Anna Nicle are sick..."

hey dopehead, can you hear me in that empty head of yours, *yelling in empty head*, YOUR POSTING ON THIS THREAD

@83
Watch her head spin around on that one. Yes, and wishing our parents to drop dead is very kind and sensitive. That was by far the most hypocritical comment I have read in a very very long time.

Oh yeah, except for this militant PETA freak who wished me a slow death at the bottom of a pit, tied on a short tether to a pole. That was a pretty good one too.

@82

I wish I'd get laid off. I'd be home by now. That's why I'm taking off tomorrow.

Bigponie, what is wrong with people?

HAHAHAHAHA that white trash trailer park superstar's kid died. I think that is hilfuckinglarious.

How many of you losers just shed a tear over that comment? You lack perspective! Get a life you shallow twits! On a side note I am better than all of you.

I take that back. I am better than no one and I am the most WORTHLESS piece of SHIT ever to walk Gods green earth.

The comment about the dog in the wardrobe cracked me up, I love you superficial dude.

On a sidenote, the kid was one goofy looking motherfucker. He couldn't get laid in a hen house.

STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE ME BY IMPERSONATION YOU INTERNET SHUT-INS! GET OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENTS AND DO SOMETHING, RATHER THAN READ ABOUT WHAT REESE WITHERSPOON BOUGHT AT THE GROCERY STORE. ITS FRIDAY AND THAT MEANS IM OUTTA HERE TO DO FUN STUFF WHILE YOU SIT ON AOL. HAVE A NICE WEEKEND AND REMEMBER: I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.

Oopsie! One mistake.

I AM NOT BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.

Phew! That's better.

#71 Lol that doesn't sound so improbable actually, Daniel did seem rather fragile and an easy target. Could have also been a mercy kill though.

Skip - I am beginning to appreciate your fuckupedness. In honor of your extreme ire for all things Cruise, I burned my wife's copy of Vanity Fair while she sat there weeping. Using acetone as an accelerant is not only fun, but makes you woozy if you inhale as many of the fumes as possible. Thank goodness for smoke alarms. Good times man, good times.

Shit, I meant fuckEDupedness... damn acetone fumes...

God hates ugly.

lest we all forget, she's a golddigger. golddiggers don't actually *care* about murder if they don't need to care. They will marry, and hope the old fart dies so they don't have to give him a heart-attach in bed. IN this case, the lawyer is probably the golddigger: Bahamas, overdose, pregnancy, lawyers, golddiggers, vomit, pills, dogs, monkeys, bananas, lesbians, and a retarded young boy is found dead. This smacks of a Lifetime movie. "Anna Nicole: the tragic vacuum"

She lost another person close to her? HAW HAW HAW.. Now THAT is FUCKING IRONY. Probably too fucking high to realize he was dead for the first few of hours. "Sweety.. get mommy a soda. (pause) Sweety.. Don't play your father again, he was old and was gonna go anytime... (long pause) Sweety? (1 hour later) Sweety? (2 hours later) Are you faking? (3 hours later) Sweety?" :o

#79 Spindoc.

Much respect, you may be right and i agree with you that most mothers do not know how to be mothers ala Smiths, cobians etc. but we really do not know what goes on in their homes. We see and hear what the media wants us to hear. #69 big ponie is a phony! BTW my feelings dont get hurt. I know what you are all about. a typical bad ass peep behind the board just like #68 jaq. Listen jaq your a wimp - you'd never in your life have the balls to push me. # 72 WTF?! HUH?! i hope you are a chick.

bboy

I meant to type 67 and typed 69, my favorite number, instead. (sorry Mr. Bigponie.)

Yes, I am a chick.

I find it ironic to use the words fuck and respect in the same sentence. Oxymoron comes to mind.

The deceased doesn't know what is being said or written because he is DEAD.

Anna Nicole Slut has never behaved as if she had one shred of DIGNITY or DECENCY, particulary when it involved said child.

So, we should "show respect" to her because she lost a child? Sympathy, yes. Respect, hell no.

@93

Well done --- you may have saved your wife from becoming a celebrity worshipper. If you want to know what you avoided, imagine Terry Shiavo or some other brain-dead veggie grabbing your arm and grunting while pointing at Oprah on the TV.

Brrrrrrr.

Weeeeee Making fun of dead people is FUN.. FUN damn it..!! :D

Terry Schiavo's blog:

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

well, whenever someone how's like 20 years old dies it's always suspicious