September 22, 2006

Anna Nicole Smith's son gets death certificate

Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer announced yesterday that authorities issued a death certificate for her son Wednesday but left the cause of death as "pending chemical analysis." The certificate lets Anna Nicole bury her son, although pathologists won't receive the test results until two weeks.

"It is not unusual in instances where the cause of death cannot be determined to issue a death certificate," Gomez told The Associated Press. "This is not a matter of special treatment being given in this particular case."

I think it'd be ironic if the cause of death turned out to be a crocodile bite. Well, ironic or highly offensive. Maybe both. What am I, a psychic?


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Hm...I wonder.

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*yAWN* Please wake me up when the article regards the reason of his death

Chemicals in her family tree? http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/annadrunk.wmv - LOL Never! :-)

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Shaun

I'd like to bang her, please

Gosh, Anna Nicole, it sure would fucking help if you could get your goddammed memory back!

well now we've heard it all.. a "pending cause of death"? what kind of crap is that? we've all watched csi.. we know this shit ain't rocket science.. i smell something rotten in all this and it ain't just anna's infested trinket..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html oh and p.s. to all those folks who were so offended by our rants when the story first broke and who were lovingly offering this bitch tea and sympathy..
SUCKERS!

well now we've heard it all.. a "pending cause of death"? what kind of crap is that? we've all watched csi.. we know this shit ain't rocket science.. i smell something rotten in all this and it ain't just anna's infested trinket..

oh and p.s. to all those folks who were so offended by our rants when the story first broke and who were lovingly offering this bitch tea and sympathy..
SUCKERS!

i heard it was that damned stingray again!

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Maybe he had a heart attack after masturbating furiously to old issues of Playboy, only to find out the pages he stuck together were pictures of his mom. I'd go with terms like "pending chemical analysis" if I had the audacity to wack off to my mom...

Jesus Christ, did he take drugs or not? Are they using fucking conch shells and duty-free booze to do the autopsy in the Bahamas or some shit?

YOU PARIS HILTON??!! GIVE ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS! LOL I can't get that out of my head...I can already picture how his voice sounds HAHAHAHAH oh lord HAHAHHA. It continues to replay in my mind like a bad song you can't seem to get out of your head in the morning

Do you think they actually know what he died from and are just keeping it hush, hush because it is drugs or something?
Come on just tells us, were all thinking it.

^^ I am sure Clay Aiken had something to do with it. I think law enforcement is always a little too quick to discount the Clay Aiken theory in a mysterious death.

Brain, do you think Ninj has nailed THIS fatty? hehe.

Oh yeah, can we get a different fucking picture with this story already?

#11 so you're saying he killed himself because he suffered from Gayismn

Why is it that every time I see this picture, I think Sigourney Weaver is going to bust in and make Anna Nicole her bitch?

my guess on the tox report: a lethal cocktail of trimspa-laced vaginal fluid and colostrum

Maybe she told him she was going to get a breast reduction and he couldn't take it anymore. Because I know I couldn't live in a world without Anna Nicole's tits. That and also the hope of Lucky Charms one day being all marshmallows because what is a man without dreams?

Complain about this picture all that you like---all the pictures and video of this crazy, drug-addled cunt with her son look the same. That is, she is smooching and groping him like he is the next zillionaire she wants to marry and then kill. I hope that they show the picure where she drops to her knees and well, you know.

She did it this time, too. Or, maybe not.

@18 - my thoughts exactly. She off'd the old fart for his money and she off'd the kid because he was threatening to blackmail her about their incestuous relationship. You think it was a coincidence that he croaked in the Bahamas, which is second only to Aruba for incompetence investigating deaths (just ask Natalee Hollaway)? Howard K. Stern really didn't think this through very well if we can figure it out.

It was an acute infection from a paper cut that killed him.

@12 - Angry (Bob Wehadababyitsaboy) Ferret, Ninja has nailed every fatty around. I'll bet dollars to donuts he's even nailed jrzmommy. :)

Anna's family tree has a chemical history? Never! - http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/annadrunk.wmv - Keep it in the family. :-)

20--Was he a batboy for the Mets in 1986? If so, yes, he has nailed me.

@22.. You know, I've checked his bio on his site and I can vaguely remember it saying something about a batboy, but the year ecsapes me.
Maybe it was a 'bat' boy for Carlsbad Caverns.

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Mets in 6 in the World Series... any takers?

Everytime I see his face I think of my own son. I can't imagine what that feels like and I hope I never do.

What I can say is that it probably has not helped to have all this drama around the cause of death. Still very sad to me.

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Bababooey

Well, I guess it's ok to tease that stupid bitch of Paris Hilton and company...but please, can you shut the up and stop teasing the death of Anne Nicole Smith's son? He is dead....let's respect that...shutting up...

I love the superficial, I've always loved it...but please, this is too much...

She is a human too....and this is sad.

Thanks darling.

I agree with HW and bing- this is no laughing matter. No matter what results come back from these tests, that boy was way too young to die. Very sad. And I truly feel sorrow for Anna Nicole. The joy at the birth of her daughter has been tainted by this tragedy... . I don't see how someone can ever fully recover from a blow like that.

No one- no matter who they are or what we think of them- should have to experience something so terrible. Let's stop the ridicule during this... . It's very inappropriate and not the least witty.

I'd say ANS herself is about $600k less sentimental about her own son than you folks

There really is a difference between being funny and laughing at celebrity boobery, but ragging on Anna Nicole right now (at least in regard to her son's death) is more tacky than any of the behavior you post on this site.

There really is a difference between being funny and laughing at celebrity boobery, but ragging on Anna Nicole right now (at least in regard to her son's death) is more tacky than any of the behavior you post on this site.

not when the celeb herself sets new lows of tackiness in regard to her son's death (#30). i'd say the story has come right smack into the superficial zone.

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