you can say what you like about Anna Nicole, but that is incredibly tragic..

This is just a sad thing, even for Anna Nicole. Other than her being a drug-filled-drunken whore, I have no joke here. Fucking 'nice' pills I've been taking all weekend have yet to wear off...

Wow, that is really sad.

In one of the press releases about this tragedy, it said something like "keep Anna Nicole and Howard K. Stern in your thoughts." Why would we keep her lawyer in our thoughts? He's not the dad of the 20-year-old. I don't think he's the dad of the new kid, either. How strange.

I remember watching her stupid reality show (i'm fascinated by horrible reality shows) and feeling really sorry for her son and wondering how he was going to grow up amidst all the insanity. poor guy, he didn't stand a chance.

How terrible ...

That is so sad.Especially having him so young. I can't imagine it, they would have been so close.

It really is sad. Rest in Peace Daniel.

Oh my God.

That is so fucked up.

Poor Anna Nicole.

really sad about her twenty year old but then just how ancient is this fugster that she's popping out new ones? i mean, i realize she's had several thousand hours worth of replastification but generally doesn't the old uterus kind of lose it's spring and life after 75? really, i don't think there are surgeons damned magical enough to reshrink a hole the size of the grand canyon...

For having such a screwed up used Kleenex of a mother -- what little glimpses we saw of her son on television he seemed like a pretty level headed guy. It's a shame that anyone that young has to die -- and a horrible thing for any parent to have to bear. I feel really bad for her because as she has proven in the past she doesn't deal with lifes ups and downs very well. Hopefully she can keep it together for the sake of her new daughter.

I am the first one to laugh at and goof on celebrities.....but there is no joke to be made here. (and the pirate joke was just stupid.)This is a horribly sad tragedy for Anna Nicole Smith, and no matter what kind of person she is or what kind of ass she's made of herself in the past, this is a mother who just lost her child. Not funny. Hey, superfish, maybe there's a "funny" 9/11 story to post.......

that does suck. Talk about bittersweet man. How do you enjoy the beginning of one child's life while you mourn the end of the other? I can't imagine that. I just can't. I feel horrible for any parent in that situation.

The picture of her, however, is funny.

#12--I know a really funny 9/11-related story....it's the one where the U.S. clobbers the piss out of the Taliban and al Qaeda fags in Afghanistan. I LOVE that one!! HA HA!!

I wonder if Anna Nicole ever was a "mother" to this boy? I wonder if this was a suicide?? Maybe 3 days after the arrival of the baby (half sister) aka (yet another permanant distraction) for his mother...he just gave up on anyone ever giving a crap about him. God Bless you Deniel.

this is tragic. i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

however, i can't say that i'm surprised, daniel was always very sedated and i felt so bad for him.

may he rest in peace in a better world

@12 -- well put. This is just sad. Any parent who loses a child deserves only compassion and sympathy -- even if it's not in keeping with the tone of this site.

i too wondered how that kid would ever survive a mother like her. she should be ashamed of herself - being a specticle like that and mortifying her child. he just should have wondered away to the jungles. may he rip

Wow, that really is a tragedy for her.

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will she breast-feed?

No matter what she has done, it is unbelievably horrific to make fun of this situation! May God give her peace during this tragic and traumatic time!

That is just horribly sad. Anna Nicole may be many things, but first and foremost she was a mother. She loved her son, and that was evident. I feel deeply for her and I wish her the best in the tragic time in her life.

I don't care for Anna much, but that definitely sucks. I wish her the best.

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Having a son, I often think that it would be one of the worst things I could imagine to lose him. I can't imagine how hard that must be for her. Having a new child loads you emotionally and is overwhelming to begin with... add the loss of her son and this poor woman has got quite a lot to deal with. My deepest sympathies to her.

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That sucks. Even a heartless bastard like me doesn't like to see that happen.

I wouldn't wish something like this on my worst enemy - it's just too horrible for everyone, Daniel, Anna Nicole & a little sister who'll never know her brother.

Wait, so she's not sterile?

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21--I think this is very sad for any parent, however, I don't believe that Anna Nicole saw herself as mother first, pinup celeb second. I think she probably will regret not giving that kid the attention she should have given to him. But honestly, who knows? It's 50-50....she may be so self-involved that all of this somehow becomes all about her. Poor Anna Nicole this, poor Anna Nicole that.....hey, I say poor Daniel for never having a decent mother. Regret is a real mother fucker, especially if it's about parenting.

She killed him so she could get his money!

That is sad. They should just give her the money now.

devastating

I think it is terrible to lose someone while they are having a exotic and tropical holiday. It just seems to make the incident all that worse.

I hope she can find comfort with her new baby daughter. I also hope she doesn't see her daughter as a reminder of the day her son died because changing a miracle into a tragedy is a loss indeed.

How insensative can you be? Making fun of someone dying is not funny. I come to this site because you're usually creative, but this is lame, lame, lame.

I hope he rests in peace and that she gets support from her friends and family.

My condolences go to Anna Nicole and everyone else who has been affected by it. It's really sad. R.I.P. Daniel Wayne Smith.

I think it is terrible to lose someone while they are having a exotic and tropical holiday. It just seems to make the incident all that worse.

I hope she can find comfort with her new baby daughter. I also hope she doesn't see her daughter as a reminder of the day her son died because changing a miracle into a tragedy is a loss indeed.

It is terrible to lose someone on a tropical exotic holiday. You NEVER get your deposit back from those resorts.

I'd like to thank MOST of you for being sensitive and not taking this opportunity to say something in poor taste. No one should have to go through the pain of losing a child. I hope she can find peace and allow herself to move forward with her new baby daughter.

I cant believe how everyone here passes judgement on someone they dont even know! 'she was a terrible mother', 'she didnt love her son', what do you all know??

I watched the show and yeah, she didnt come off as the smartest most stable person, but I would NEVER ever pass judgment on someone I dont know like that.

Death is everyone's final destination. Yours, your friends, your family's, everyone you know and love. I'd be more careful when making fun of it...its simply STUPID.

Was he the father?

28. That was insensitive. But it made me laugh, so who cares.

Very sad. Say what you want about Anna Nicole, but no one should have to bury their child.

Look, I'm not denying she didn't love him, and I'm not shitting on people's parenting styles, but let's get real....stumbling through most of your child's adolesence in a drugged haze -- in front of your child and for all the world to see -- is not good parenting. I don't care what anyone says.

#34 & 37... How easily we forget the Sarah Jean saga??

#27 -- People do make mistakes whether it is bad parenting, drinking, drugs, or whatever. However, I think it's very unfair (and cruel) to psychoanalyze Anna Nicole and criticize her past in light of the current circumstances. Besides, isn't everyone self-involved after the death of a loved one? I would hope that she (or any other bereaved person) takes the time out to examine her own feelings and thoughts on loss, mortality, etc.

I think your comment at #35 and the endless vitriol you've spewed at "Sarah-Jean" speak volumes about your own maturity.

37--"I'd be more careful when making fun of it..." Then don't make fun of parents when their children die. It's tasteless to do that. DUH!

That's really unfortunate.

There's a time & a place for stupid jokes and this isn't a time for it.

Some of you need to experience some loss in your lives it seems.

No joke. That sucks. But the new daughter's happy news. Emotional rollercoaster day for Anna Banana.

Billy Smith is listed as the father of her son. I don't know what he does for a living.

most likely ....... the baby was possessed by the ancient spirit of shiitar and demanded a blood sacrifice be made to be survive birth and come out full strength. daniel-san stood in the way of unholy ascension -- and that was the consequence. life sucked out of him like milk from an ample teat.

43--First of all, fuck you.

Secondly, If you read anything above, you'll read that I feel badly for her as I would for any parent.

Third, not psychoanalyze her at this time because it's cruel and unfair? Okay, then I"ll wait a week and comment then. Big fucking deal. Besides, do you think she's gonna read this?

Fourth, I was commenting on the wisdom of the person in #34 and how stupid the first paragraph of their comment is, READ IT you fucking cunt. Don't fuck with me you self righteous, NON-reading moron.

#35 - HA!!! Thanks for squeezing the funny out of this one... I'm about as dry as Sarah-Jean's crotch before the Taco Bell dog shows up. I guess my only question is, did Anna Nicole finish her cocktail before, during, or after giving birth?

Pretty sick making jokes about something like this. Is your life so shallow that someone losing their child is a reason to joke? I don't care if this site is based on celeb gossip - some things you just don't joke about....

I just read on Perez' site that her son died of a heart attack at the hospital. Pretty weird for someone so young to have a heart attack.

Some of you people really need to get your panties out of your asscracks. I think everyone usually starts with kind words before trying to bring a little fucking levity in a situation like this. And, while tragic, this was not a child, but an adult who died, so that maikng fun a of a child shit is pretty fucking bizarre. If you people turn this shit into "We Are the World", I will visit each of you personally and barf on your keyboards. While you're typing. After eating Indian food. I can vomit on demand, believe me... I drink enough.

Whoa whoa. I remember watching her show and being amazed at how surprisingly "normal" her son was, despite the circus freak show going on around him. He'd just chill in his bedroom listening to music and play videogames and wear Nirvana T-shirts like any normal teenager.
I am angered by this news, damnit.

#54, I had the same reaction. He seemed like a nice kid. Poor guy.

I just really hope he didn't commit suicide. I think that would make it even worse for Anna.

The only reality tv show I've ever watched was the ANS show. There is something about her I like. My heart goes out to her right now.

do you think he could have committed suicide? you never know what goes through these young boys heads & being the son of such a odd celebrity? anyway, noone deserves that & my prayers are with her & her new baby

Shame on anyone who would dare take this time to make fun of her. We all know she loved Daniel. Don't judge her parenting skills or the way she feels for other people based on a stupid reality show. A lot happens off camera. I agree with the others, Daniel seemed like your typical teenager, and my heart goes out to Anna right now.

If I were in her position, I wouldnt know how to feel. I think I would be more sad than anything.

All I know is that Daniel seemed like such a sweet and together young man, and that speaks for what kind of mother Anna Nicole was behind all the silliness of her public persona. I'm sure that he would have been a wonderful influence on his new little sister. His death is strange...I hope it was not a suicide.

I simply cannot fathom the emotions she must be feeling now with new baby and a dead son. My heart goes out to her and I hope her friends can pull together to help her keep it together. Just keep on keepin' on, Anna Nicole!!

that is really just so sad. i mean shit i watched that anna nicole show. and her son really was her only friend. poor lady. i hope it wasn't drugs or something

i do not think it would be drugs because of what he has seen what struggles his mother has gone through. he seemed very bright & he knew what was going on during those time

Everyone:

Hugs, not drugs!

Wow, that is horrible. Nobody deserves that, nobody. Very sad.

something is funny...perez hilton has an update from local media that stated he had a massive heart attack & collapsed & that anna nicole tried to revive him. it says nothing about the hospital staff aiding in this. the only thing is mentioned about the hospital staff is that they got all the media in the conference room & rushed the baby to an awaiting van where Howard K Stern rushed out there too. it just seems strange that in a hospital that you cannot be saved. it seems more like suicide to me. most suicides state heart attack or heart failure on the death cert. i hope that is not the case but just something does not sit well with me. if he had a pre existing heart condition then that would have been released earlier & they were quick to say it was not drugs or alcohol

It's too bad you can't buy class - if you could, I'd give you a voucher. Celebrity gossip is one thing - talking about who is or isn't wearing a bra, who's sucking who, etc. But a 20 year old dying isn't gossip, it's unfortunate that you neither have the intelligence nor the etiquette to realize that you don't write about dead 20 year olds in pirate/soap opera themed posts. The correct words to describe how absolutely disgusting you are escape me.

I certainly hope no tradgedies happen to you or your family, but if they do...well, I guess karma's a bitch.

63--No shit, they don't have CODE BLUEs -- or a reasonable equivalent --in the Bahamas? And it's not like the Bahamas are some fucking uncharted islands like Gilligan's Island. What the fuck?

64--again, another enlightened person wishing death on a stranger's loved ones. Nice. You and #45. Go on, continue out-sentimenting each other now and tell the rest of us how fucked up we are.

Wow, that is so horrible, I can't even imagine.

This is horribly sad.

66 - I JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL & I PHYSICALLY SAW IN REAL TIME A CODE BLUE & THERE ARE LIKE 50 STAFF MEMBERS IN THE ROOM & WORK ON THEM RELENTLESSLY & THEY MAKE THE FAMILY MEMBERS LEAVE THE ROOM - CELEBRITY OR NO CELEBRITY - HOSPITAL PROTOCOL IS HOSPITAL PROTOCOL. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN & CANNOT IMAGINE A PARENT WOULD EITHER.

SORRY - I MEANT 65

In death notices, used of the term "died suddenly" is often a euphemism for suicide. I don't know if that's what happened here or not, but only relaying information. Regardless, this is a sad story.

#66 - If being saddened by the news of a 20 year old's death is sentimental, than sentimental I will be. You could call me worse...like a heartless, insensitive douchebag.

And my post was NOT wishing death or tragedy for the author of this site, I was thinking though, that it may make him more sensitive to it happening to others.

How fucked up you are - or aren't - is none of my concern I was merely expressing my opinion.

71 - THEY ALSO USE HEART FAILURE OR HEART ATTACK BUT WHEN I SEE DIED SUDDENLY - I DO THINK OF SUICIDE...IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER HOW HE DIED BECAUSE A MOTHER LOST HER SON & SHE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A CELEBRITY. IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY & WE DON'T BLOG ABOUT IT & 71 - IT IS A VERY SAD STORY

71 - THEY ALSO USE HEART FAILURE OR HEART ATTACK BUT WHEN I SEE DIED SUDDENLY - I DO THINK OF SUICIDE...IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER HOW HE DIED BECAUSE A MOTHER LOST HER SON & SHE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A CELEBRITY. IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY & WE DON'T BLOG ABOUT IT & 71 - IT IS A VERY SAD STORY

"I certainly hope no tradgedies happen to you or your family, but if they do...well, I guess karma's a bitch."

Oops, I misread that as being smug and sarcastic. I didn't realize you are just merely updating us all on Hindi laws of cause and effect and how it relates to female dogs. My bad.

75 - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

Stop shouting, damn.
the person i'm talking to knows who i'm talking to.

Wow, that pretty much sucks...

#63, and #65. People die of heart attacks every day. Yes, even in hospitals they may not be able to be saved.

Tucker, the caps lock key is located to the left of the 'A' key.

78--I was commenting on the report that Anna Nicole was trying to revive him and not a crash team as we in the hospital biz refer to them. Yes, as a fucking hospital administrator, I'm well aware that folks do tend to be so rude as to up and die despite all the hard work we do to try to bring 'em back, thanks for clearing that up for me. Maybe you, too, could try reading all the posts before you go firing off your big fat fucking bucket mouth and attempt to school people. It would at least help you to not look like such a douchebag.

Dear jrzmommy,

I was responding more to this comment ". it just seems strange that in a hospital that you cannot be saved." from # 63 and your agrreance with the "WTF OMG no code blues it's not like they're on Gilligan's Isle, blah blah blah" bullshit. Maybe now is a good time to go change your tampon.

tucker knows where the caps lock is - but i am also working & my applications have to be in caps. take it whatever way you want it but it is was just about work. i also know people die in hospital's - i just spent 3 1/2 weeks & all but 3 days in the ICU & saw plenty when i was conscious AND physically saw one die. so, i am very aware what happens everyday.

and to #77 - get a life & if you are someone's mother they would be real proud of how you talk to people. isure hope you don't speak that way in front of them.

if i want to type in caps then it must be something only dogs can hear

Shut the fuck up and don't call me dear.

81--and you shut the fuck up and don't worry about my kids. who the fuck are you, Mother Goddammed Goose? get bent.

OKAY --- I'VE READ ENOUGH!

I've been reading this site everyday for the past 9 months and I have NEVER felt the need to comment until now.

I believe in Karma. Anna Nicole leeched on to that old dude just waiting for him to croak. What did she think was going to happen? Did she think she was going to get millions without any consequences? I'm not saying that's why she's still fighting for the money and I'm not saying that's why God took her son. But, we all have our demons, and they never go unpunished.

One more thing... you can find material for all types of humor on the internet. This site is called "Superficial". I imagine the objective is to report celebrity news and mishaps with a sort of superficial light. Yes, it is heart-stomping when someone dies, but not everyone will give the respect you think they should. If the context offends you, go to a site that is sure to refer to nothing but angel kisses and memories, such as Anna's. Or Trim Spa. If Kate Hudson, whom I idolize and adore, passed away, I would NOT read about it on this site. Even though, I've made it a habit to read about fire crotch ho-han when my boss is out of the office.

#79 & 80 - grow up - ya'll act like we are all stupid that people don't die despite the best efforts of the hospital staff. i also know how hard it is for the staff as well as the family to lose that person.

as for being a hospital administrator - i feel sorry for that hospital. along with my hospitalization - i stayed with my mother everyday for 6 months while she was in the hospital - so don't think i am speaking of not seeing the healthcare system up close because i have seen more than i ever want to

oh man! that is horrible! i would like to know how he passed... so young...such a shame, shes been through so damn much

jrzmommy - God forbid through all your rant & raving & cussing (which is totally not necessary) i can express my opinion just as you can. i don't have to use the language you do to it & the "get bent" comment is reall classy as I am sure you are - I can just picture that person that rants & cusses like like losing sight of a mother that lost her son. if that were your child - would you like people to talk like this? i seriously doubt it. so, chill out & remember why we are on this blog

"Ya'll"??
Ya'll ax lak we is all a bunch of ya'll! An cuntry. Ahs feelin' sooo sorry for ewe an that thar hossipal place you go dokterin' at.

ugh. fucking hicks.

and i did not call you dear - i said here - BIG difference

Wow this is fucked up and not quite funny Superfish....

87-- why the fuck are you here? to spew your incoherent fucking drivel? "remember why we are on this blog" Go ahead, Lab Partner, tell me, why the fuck are we on a blog called The Superficial? To spread peace, unity and love? You're a fucking half-wit.

You think "get bent" is fucked up? HA! You should stick around and meet a few people, Fucker. "Get Bent" looks like "Amen" compared to some of the shit that gets said around here.

89--I think you need to leave because you are seriously making a fool out of yourself. God, you can't follow along for shit. Here I go having to explain everything to the idiot.....the "dear" comment was directed at the jerk-off who started their post with Dear Jrzmommy, not you, DEAR! My god, you are really fucking stupid.

That's terrible. I feel awful for her.

(This IS thesuperficial.com, isn't it?)

He was hot, too.

Sarah Jean - Do you not see what you have caused? Before you came along we only discussed fine art and poetry.

You have soiled us, you little tart. And for that I can't forgive you.

Phew. All that made me tired.

Tucker, fucker, or whoever you are,we don't give a rat's ass about your hospitalization, or your viewpoints regarding the healthcare system.

Just pay your co-insurance like a good boy or girl and don't be a dbp. (Dead beat patient). I have a mortgage, a few fancy cars and an exotic vacation to finance. People like you are a "funding stream" for people like me.

so stupid, deab somebody is not calling someone dear. now- that is stupid. i am far from stupid & can get your information from your screen name. i can also find out where you work & if this stuff you are writing is in a office related computer - you can be fired. so, if i am that stupid - i wouldn't know how to do this. I just happen to be married to an FBI agent & I am an attorney & have never ever even thought about doing that but you are so out of line. you act like you are queen bee on here & your shit don't stink. someone lost a child & you use this space to show your ass. did you ever think someone in her family or friends may read this one day - it does happen. so, please learn the difference of the definitions of the word dear.

"tucker fucker" bwahahaha, how about "tucker, the quicker pucker fucker"

try to say that ten times real fast...

Hey Tucker, I am truly sorry that your sex-change didn't go as planned, and that you ended up in ICU for 3 1/2 weeks.

Honestly, I couldn't give two shits about you, or your fucking problems.

Oh, and by the way, PEOPLE THAT TYPE IN ALL CAPS ARE GIANT FUCKHEADS. Don't give me that whole "my applications have to be in caps" bullshit, you little peckerwood. Are you too fucking lazy/stupid to see the words as you type them? Worthless shit for brains.

What "work" do you do that needs to be in all caps? Wait - don't even answer, because I can only imagine you feverishly scouring Google for some made up response to the question. Stuffing envelopes while you watch homemade Donkey porn isn't exactly considered "work", you ass-pirate.

As far as being classy while cussing, I'd be willing to bet that jrzmommy is a lot classier than the $20 whores you have to pay to laugh at your pathetic dick.

You make me sick, you pretentious shit-for-brains douche bag.

Am I Angry? You bet your ass I am.

Lick my sack.

well, i have a mortgage, i have a brand new merceds convertible, a land cruiser, a vacation home in colorado & a lake house to name a few things - so - you do not impress me. if you seem to read - i am not the one cussing & calling everyone all the names &so I am not the "fueding stream" It is people like you that judge people & you could not be further from the truth about me - the same cannot be said by some.

ps: i could give a rats ass what you may have or what you think of me or what i have been through & don't remember talking to you at all. i cannot even imagine why co-pays & insurance comes out of someone's son dying, do you?

Tucker, or Sara or whoever you are, fuck off. If you even attempted to READ a little bit, you would have seen that at first, I was agreeing with you, and then you got nasty with me. This is a fucking website about celebrities. Not the NSA. It's called Free Speech, Miss Attorney. Or didn't they teach the Constitution in the "law school" you went to.

If you are so offended by anyones comments then leave and don't come back to a website known for making nasty comments. And if Anna Nicole's family is reading about her sons' death on a website like the Superficial, then that's pretty fucked up and I don't really fucking care! Besides, I never said anything fucked up about anna nicole's son! so you're shit is totally misdirected, DEAR!

I act like I'm Queen Bee? What the fuck do you care? Does it really get to you that badly? You need help. You're fucking nuts. Maybe you shouldn't start with people and then proceed to behave like a fucking head injury patient if you don't want to get into a pissing match.

I don't care who you are. You're a lawyer and your husband is an FBI agent? Great! I'm an Indian Chief and my husband is Cher! Who cares!!!

I have a difficult time believing Tucker or fucker is an attorney. If he/she is, they earned their degree at the DeVry University. Good lord, he/she has the writing skills of a sixth grader.

Additionally, the federal government frowns upon, (translate to FIRES), employees who use government resources for personal gain.

However, those of us in the private sector may do whatever the fuck we want. Especially if we are the BOSS OF EVERYONE.

And if Tucker/Fucker is an "attorney", why is he/she doing his/her own data entry? I pay someone to do mine.

Vacation house and Mercedes convertible. It's Sara Jean the Lilac Queen being delusional again!

liar, (Origin of name tucker)

The boy's name Tucker is pronounced TUH-ker. It is of Old English origin, and its meaning is "garment maker." Occupational name relating to one of medieval Britain's main industries, the woolen trade.

here's two cents, now go sew some pants.

hey#98 - i don't have a dick - wrong sex. this is the 1st time i have ever posted so i am so sorry that i did not realize that caps meant yelling. i am quite sure you ave logins or things that are case sensitive - maybe to the porn sites you visit don't spew that sanctimoius shit at me. so, be mad - it is really funny something this stupid can make someone so mad. a little unbalanced, maybe?

I'm an astronaut. Tonight I'm going to Youranus.

jrzmommy - rock on!
ChevelleOnDubs - exactly!
Everyone else - get the fuck over yourselves...

I love how it's socially acceptable to talk shit about a person all you want until they die or something tragic happens and suddenly they're being nominated for sainthood. Yes, it's very sad that her son died. But come on...two days ago it was unanimously agreed (among those with healthy brain cells) that Anna Nicole Smith is one of THE WORST mother figures of all time. Someone who walks around in a constant state of fuckedupness, causing her behavior and sense of responsibility to mimic that of a three year-old is not a good parent.
If you want to go around clucking your tongues and shaking your heads disapprovingly at others with a sense of self-importance, go join the PTA or become a lunch monitor at the local elementary school. Otherwise, find another site to whine and reprimand others on because it's getting very old here.

Sanctimoioudsoigfha....it's sanctimonious...nice try. But how about making a sentence using the word Fucktard in it -- like, Tucker is a Fucktard.

>>" If you are so offended by anyones comments then leave and don't come back to a website known for making nasty comments."

What fucking hypocrites. I remember how upset some of you got when I made fun of Suri Cruise. I wonder what you'd say if Anna Nicole Smith was a Scientologist? Fucking drones.

Pucker, I am married to an FBI guy too. And I am a Lawyer. Yeah, that's it. AND I am a Doctor too. In fact, I am Cliff and Clair Huxtable all combined in to one super-human ass-kicking machine.

PLUS I USE APPS THAT REQUIRE ME TO USE ALL CAPS TOO, JUST LIKE YOU!

Shit, Puck, we may have been seperated at birth. Fascinating.

Lawyer my ass, you turd.

Nah, Skip, we just decided we didn't like YOU, it wasn't really so much about your comments.

Ferret, that's great. Ferret Huxtable!

i know the law & what in the word would make you think i am doing data entry i did not go to devry - maybe you did & to each his own...I went to Vanderbuilt. I also do not know who sarah is & i don't have to lie. There are ways to get things legally - maybe you don't know the law. there are all sorts of things with the computer that you can get things done legally. IF any one here is an attorney then they could tell you that.

Well Fucker, have a nice night.

You went to Vanderbilt with a U in it? No you didn't you dumb cunt. And don't threaten us. Seriously.

#110 - if i am going to lie - i'll just be suri cruise - how bout that?

#105 - Nah, I am pretty sure if you look straight down, and pull one of those folds of fat to the side you will find some cock. Yep, there it is, next to that Cheeto you dropped last week.

You need to skidaddle now, cowgirl. You are in deep.

Vanderbuilt? Where is that? Is it down the street from "Vanderbilt?"

Yeah, I went to "Standferd." I use to go see jrzmommy when she was going to "Coleumbiah."

Ignorant bi-otch.

>>"Nah, Skip, we just decided we didn't like YOU, it wasn't really so much about your comments."

Bullshit. You didn't like me because I dared to make fun of that Inuit dwarf they're passing off as a baby. Fucking Scientologist celebrity knob-slobbering cunt.

"Vanderbuilt".

I bet the heads are a-spinnin' at Vanderbuilt (sic) today. One of their "gradiates" can't even spell the name of their institution correctly.

Lemme guess? You "gradiated" summa dumb cunt?

Oh man, I need to make sweet, sweet love to jrz and the commish right now. I am so fired up!

I CAN BARELY WORK ON MY VANDERBUILT NEWSLETTER I AM SO FIRED UP!

Wow, jrzmommy is married to Cher :)

Who knew?

jrzmommy - i don't have to threaten anyone & you just confirmed that you are at work. i don't believe i mentioned anyone else but you & you really should not count everybody a liar. there are those people who do tell the truth. Now, I can safely say you would never get ever Vanderbilt & calling me names does not help if ya'll are all so smart then ya'll could find out who are behind these screen names.

AND HAVE YOU EVER HER OF TYPO'S?? I HAVE SEEN PLENTY. SOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE ALL DUMBASS'S?

yeah, because I register a real name with my screen name. and I push a real IP address from my machine.

holy crap jrz - you just confirmed you are at work! you are so fucked now! oh my god! RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS

*yawn* Tucker, you bore me.

OOPS - THERE WENT ANOTHER TYPO!

#123 - that's easy we already know who you are, you're tucker fucker.

Could you see a district court judge read one of Fucker's journal entries? Jeez.

I'd love to be opposing counsel. I'd be all over that like flys on shit.

Again, I eat twenty-something dumbasses for breakfast.

And I have Ferrets for lunch. Mmmmmmmm. Tastes like chicken. Or as Fucker would say, chikin.

EVERYTHING & I MEAN EVERYTHING - HAS A TRAIL - PAPER TRAIL - COMPUTER - DIFFERENT IP ADDRESS'S - PEOPLE USING TO SEND THROUGH CELL PHONES - IT IS EASY. I AM SIMPLY SAYING IT IS NOT HARD TO FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT ANYBODY. I AM SO DUMB TO THINK THAT YOU REGISTER UNDER YOUR REAL NAME - GIVE ME A BREAK. I AM QUITE BORED WITH YOU - SO MAYBE YOU & JRZMOMMY CAN GO MAKE ANOTHER

I think Tucker's keyboard realized how stupid she was and refused to keep typing letters....

Make another....good point?

Make another....proper sentence?

Make another....joke about your penis?

Make another....loser like you famous for 5 minutes?

SO, IF YA'LL ARE ALL SO SMART - FIND ME & SEE IF I AM A LIAR. I'D LOVE FOR YOU TOO JUST TO SEE WHAT DUMBASS'S YOU ALL REALLY ARE

chikin. that shit is funny.

Find you? Are you fucking 'Waldo' or something?

WELL, YA'LL THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING & ARE CONVINCED I AM THIS LIAR - JUST GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO PROVE IT. HERE IS WHERE ONE OF YOUR SMARTASS COMMENTS GO BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE TO EVEN FIND OUT MY REAL NAME.

Honestly, I think you have lost your fucking mind. Do you even read what you type? Did anyone say anything about wanting to know your real name? I wish I could erase your screen name from my memory. If I had to wager, I bet your real name is something prudish and WASPy, like Abigal Von Puffybritches. Or Estelle J Cuntington III (from the Scarsdale Cuntingtons...)

Ferret:

I just figured it out. Or figgard. Whatever. It's Britney Spears. "Ya'll" and the bad grammar and spelling?

I am a motherfucking genius. Or jeanuous. As Fucker/Britney would say.

Somebody's mommy needs to pull the DSL cable and make sure Suzy/Tucker/Fucker/Britney gets her homework finished.

holy shit, the hick can't even spell "y'all"!

THANKS FOR YOU REMARK BECAUSE IT FITS RIGHT IN THERE WHERE I SAID ONE OF YOUR SMARTASS REMARKS GO. I MUST HAVE LOST MY MIND TO KEEP GOING BACK & FORTH WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE BUT THINK THEY DO. SO, ENJOY THIS & TRASHING PEOPLE IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WHO CARES????

This is some pretty funny shit.

Hey, nutjob, let me bring some clarity to your murky world. This is a venue for those who could use an immediate and certain judgment concerning their value as human beings. Are you a man amongst men whose moral clarity and vision stand unsurpassed? Or merely a maggot feeding upon the flesh of the ignorant. On this site you will be told within seconds of your first posting.

Do not question the judgment. Accept it, and make the necessary changes in your life.

You have been judged. There is no appeal (hehe, I made a joke like you were a REAL lawyer!)

So, fuck off once and for all.

It's Brian Williams with Dateline. He's done with MySpace and is now hitting all the blogs with child impersonators. With the "ya'll come find me" dares.

I'm not taking the bait. I'm not going to be on national television, naked, in the kitchen of some strange home with Brian Williams asking me "why?". Um, not me.

Tucker-

Nobody gives a flying fuck about you being married to a FBI agent, and your threats to get people fired are childish. Nobody likes a tattletale. I guess your mommy never taught you that. And I would be willing to bet that if you actually carried those threats out, you would be in a WORLD of hurt, misery, and lawsuits. You aren't the world police, if you don't like what's being said here, then please feel free to GO THE FUCK AWAY! And I wouldn't fuck with Jrzmommy, she's one badass bitch, and her comments are consistently funny, unlike yours. Take your fake sympathy and your judgemental self-righteousness and shove it up your ass. You are NOT better than ANYONE, and the sooner you get that through that tiny little brain of yours, the better off you'll be. Maybe you'll even make some friends, although I seriously doubt it. People like you are usually alone and miserable their whole lives because nobody wants to be around someone who acts like their shit doesn't stink, but you are not going to succeed in making everyone else here as miserable, hateful, and ugly inside and out as you are, so just go the fuck away and find some other place to spew your BS, because we don't want to hear it. Now, go fuck yourself, and have a NICE day, assface.

Yeah, what she said.

And I do feel bad for Anna Nicole, but, like others here have already said, she seemed more concerned with getting her hands on her dead husband's money, popping pills, and making TrimSpa commercials than being a mother to her child. I feel worse for Daniel, he seemed like a really levelheaded kid, and he seemed to be a hell of a lot more normal and well-adjusted than most Hollywood kids. It's always the good ones who die young, and the useless scum like Parasite Hilton and Hohan who live forever to torment and annoy the rest of the world. Poor kid, I hope he's in a better place. And I had a friend in high school who was 16 when he had cardiac arrest and died. He keeled over in a 7-11 and they couldn't save him, so it does happen to teenagers, as strange as it seems.

(insert arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics jpg)

This is a post for #37 & this is why I wrote anything today.

"I cant believe how everyone here passes judgement on someone they dont even know! 'she was a terrible mother', 'she didnt love her son', what do you all know??

I watched the show and yeah, she didnt come off as the smartest most stable person, but I would NEVER ever pass judgment on someone I dont know like that".

that is why i posted today & post my condolences. I don't know what kind of mother she was but noone should have to bury their child. She had her problems & she also played a role people wanted her to. Do you think Paris or Jessica Simpson are that stupid? It is an act & they are laughing all the way to the bank. Her son grew up with her & she is probably more well equipped to make better choices as a mother & learn from our many mistakes. I did not log on to get in some pissing match or name calling with anyone & I apologize for my part. This is the 1st time I have & it just stunned me the things being written about someone who just lost her child & others on here. I have lost someone extremely close to me recently & just hit one of those hot buttons. So, if you want to call me tucker fucker or whatever then go ahead but that is missing the point that all brought us here to this specific blog today. so, i hope you all have a great night!

Death is everyone's final destination. Yours, your friends, your family's, everyone you know and love. I'd be more careful when making fun of it...its simply STUPID.

Oh my, I just read that Tucker Fucker has a MERCEDES AND a LAND ROVER! Wow, NOW he's DEFINITELY superior to the rest of us scum, because we ALL know that luxury cars and vacation homes in Colorado make you better than everyone else! And bragging about what you have on the Internet is SO convincing, you must REALLY have those things just because you SAY you do! Nobody gives a fuck what you have, or what you do, ok? Nobody WANTS to find out who you REALLY are because...get this....NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS!! I think it's enough for all of us to know that you are an arrogant douchebag braggart who thinks you're superior to everyone else. Oh, and you're also a troll who is desperate for attention. Now STFU already, and if you can't play nice with the other people, then just go the fuck away. We, just like everyone else you've ever met in your life, hate you and think you are a useless bitch. So go drive your Mercedes or Land Rover into a tree, because you are an embarrassment to the human race, you fucking tattletale shit. And just TRY to tattletale on me, I FUCKING DARE YOU. Bring down all the wrath of the FBI on me, come on, big talker, put your money where your mouth is! I'd love to see you try, I'm up for a laugh at a loser's expense....

I don't really know much about Anna Nicole Smith but god that poor woman. She's getting used to looking after a brand new baby and celebrating her birth and her son dies. It's tragic. I can't even imagine what she's going through. Poor thing.

tsarinaamanda

I hope you feel better getting that out but I was responding to someone else. You couldn't be more wrong about me - have I said anything to anyone on here that was said to me? No, if I were some miserable, angry & whatever - I could just let loose. SO, I am sorry you feel the way you do & all the others that agree but you couldn't be more wrong about someone just as I am probably completely wrong about several people on here. I can admit that & have apologized. It can either be accepted & just tossed up to the 1st time I have been here or keep on hating me. Neither one is gonna kill me.

My Mercedes and Land Rover are up on blocks. My vacation home in Colorado has a lien on it. I'm on so many meds, my keyboard is melting in front of me. I'm a delusional schizophrenic and suffer with bouts of narcolepsie. I live in a trailer with 4 chickens and a dog. That about sums up my life.

Laughing at #118 and #120.

I'm quite sure that none of the posters on here are attorneys, Vanderbilt graduates, or even married to FBI agents. To be honest, I'm not even sure if any of the Superficial posters are even employed. Arguing online really is quite laborious, and apparently time-consuming, as some of the posters illustrate, so....I'm guessing there's a high rate of unemployment here.

#147 - Good point. I think there's a middle ground to be found somewhere in this thread. Anna Nicole has spent years building a loopy, shallow persona that makes it extremely hard for anyone to feel empathy for her. However, I think the tragedy of a dead child is just plain taboo even from a satirical standpoint. Regardless of what a wretch Anna Nicole was/is, she should be accorded the dignity of a grieving mother. I'm not saying that she is now off limits to the usual celeb ridicule but lampooning her son's death just seems wrong to me.

#154: Thank you.

I'm really late coming to this shitstorm, but I need to ask something.....

Tucker, will you marry me? You sound totally awesome, with all the riches AND the brains. I know you said you don't have a penis (anymore), but HolisticWisdom will give us a good deal on strap-ons and lubricant.

I'll call you later. I got your # , address, and SS# through your login. Did I mention that I'm an international spy?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! omg, I missed another one... HHAHAHAA! funny shit.

I think it was sarah... you DO know she has BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER?? tucker was saying how HEsHE was in the hospital, but never said what for, and yesterday i read in one of Sarah's blog's that she just came out of a long stay in the hopital...and some shit about being BPD... I think its the Chihuahua cooch licking bitch. hahahaha

-G

I have read this site forever now. And finally found a reason to actually post. I was going to agree with #37 and then saw #149 pretty much summed it up.

She lost her son. Hello? This site is to enjoy celeb blunders. But .... come on ... those of you who want to try and justify any reason to make fun in such a horrific situation really have problems. And I hope you do call me names. Because I honestly would not want to have anything in common with you.

She wakes up and finds her child sitting next to her in a chair dead and there are people on here who start judging her mothering skills. Based on what? Your intimate knowledge of her life from a silly TV show ??

Turn the TV off, leave the trailer and go to the big city. Even the evening news isn't reality TV. Anna Nicole wasn't E's highest rated show because we watched episodes of her hanging out with her son and being normal. They filmed her 24/7 and took enough material to fit in about 23 minutes and people think they know her.

>>"However, I think the tragedy of a dead child is just plain taboo even from a satirical standpoint."

What about making fun of the fact that a celebrity's child looks like a hydrocephalic eskimo? I'm talking about you, Suri Cruise!

tucker is a boy but he is my puppy. So, I am a female & always has been. the hospitalization was for ARDS (acute respitory distress syndrome) where i was on a ventilator for 14 days for those that seem to be curious i do not think that makes me nuts or having some personality disorder. i don't know anywhere that puts nutjobs in icu & i have no idea who sarah is nor do i care. yes, everyone on here got a big laugh today but I am the one who has not said anywhere near what was said to me. AND - you all think I have a problem or some personality disorder? look in the mirror. i am not unemployed - far from it. I own my own firm with a partner & i am home for a couple of months to recuperate. anyone that has been on a ventilator for an extended period of time understands this.

so, #154 - I will send Tucker on over & maybe he can teach you a thing or 2. I am done with this childish shit. what is so funny is that all i had to do was change my screen name & not put up with all this crap. i changed my mind - i am not sorry for anything i said. i am not the miserable person i have been called because i do not have to write & write & write about someone just for the sake of being bastards. it takes a certain type of people to spew the shit i have seen today. now, i am going to eat with my for real husband in our for real home.

So we will have to assume that Tucker the Puppy has been typing most of Tucker's posts today. That would account for the first-grade grammar/spelling errors and the lack of logic in his/her arguments.

Tucker, we all come here for a quick time-out from our jobs, and we love nothing more than fresh meat. I had so much fun reading your posts after dinner with a nice glass of chianti (insert slurping sounds). Thanks for visiting!

My heart goes out to Anna Nichole in spite of her past mistakes. No parent should have to bury a child--mine did when my brother was killed. They never get over it; they just cope. My God bless her.

Tucker, even if you had a point to make, it was lost in the 'me-thinks-you-doth-protest-too-much' diabtribe. You remind me of a woman on another message/sounding board who claimed she drove a 'mersedes.' If you can't spell it honey, you ain't gots it. Got it?

*May God bless her.

thank you mrs.t & I usually do provide for some entertainment in some way or another understand that i have been on a month long morphine high & that takes a little time to get out of your system. so, my typing might suck right now (i wish i could blame it on tucker)& maybe lack a little logic right now. So, i hope you have a good evening & drink some wine for me - can't have that yet.

tucker's mommy

#159 - Yeah, Suri looks like she's a replicant extra from Blade Runner.

the only thing I got out of all of these posts is that there is some bored-ass housewife named tucker whose pretending to have a husband who is an FBI agent and that she's an attorney and that she can hack our computers??? Hhmm, one of my siblings is legal counsel to the governor of new york state and i'm pretty sure he has access to all this info as well but CAN'T ACCESS IT UNLESS HE HAS LEGAL MEANS TO. NOT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT SOME TRAMPY SLUTS' SON THAT DIED.

Now go back to your little PTA meeting in the suburbs and wait up late for your husband because he's out fucking his secretary right now.

Now that I think about it, your name is Tucker and that's got jew written all over it, so maybe you are an ambulance chaser. But not a very good one!! OY!

tucker, please leave now, while you still have a shred of dignity left.

Oh my God, that kid was so handsome and well-behaved DESPITE being Anna Nicole's son. And poor Anna Nicole. It is so clear that she is one of the loneliest celebrities in Hollywood; that is so, so, so sad.

I don't post much, but I just had to say:

Jrzmommy - you curse more than I do, and that's some crazy shit.

He wasn't meant for this world. Hopefully, perhaps, he is in a better place whatever that may be. How awful..

oh, i am leaving & after biatcho has the perfect name. i hope she rots in hell & she is a racist. i am not jewish & i did not know dogs could be either. i guess that is something you would know all about, huh? I don't care who your siblings work for & i am sure not an ambulance chaser. i am also not some bored little houswife. i don't have to pretend to have a husband or anything else for that matter. so, go crawl back under the rock you crawled out of you racist white trash bitch!!!!! So, I am off to spend time with my fake husband who works for the fake FBI - GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK & MOVE ONE TO SOMEONE ELSE....

The above can only be described as the ramblings of a madwoman (mad dog?). I am officially out for the evening, just had to check in one last time.

I am loving Tucker's need to Have The Last Word-I believe that is on Page One of the Hillbilly Handbook, and they even have an example:

"Why dontcha just LEAVE?"

"Oh, I AM leaving, right after you shut your hole!"

"I'll shut my hole when you fuckin leave, bitch!"

"I'm leaving, for real, y'all."

"Good!"

"Good, leave."

"I am, when you shut the fuck up."

And repeat. And repeat.

If this takes place on a blog, it will require both parties to continually hit refresh to analyze the situation and determine whether or not a response is necessary at this time.

Good night.

Um, Tucker? YOU STARTED THIS! If you can't take the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen! I don't necessarily HATE you, I just hate people LIKE you, people that feel the need to brag about or exaggerate what they have to make themselves feel superior to others. So you own a Land Rover and a Mercedes, who cares? I have a Lexus, but I'm not running around bragging about it...it's just a car. It doesn't make me better than someone who drives a Corolla, and owning a luxury car certainly doesn't make you a good person, neither does being a lawyer, or going to Vanderbilt. What is wrong with you that makes you feel the need to try and prove something to people on the internet that you don't even know? Does what anyone else thinks about you even matter? Do you need to try and one-up other people, and if so, WHY? What would make you threaten to sic the FBI on people just because you don't like what is being said to you or about you? Are you really that shallow and insecure that you cannot take being disliked and called out, even though YOU started stirring the turds? Nobody CARES what you have, where you went to college, etc. It doesn't make you better than anyone else, and until you understand that basic fact of life, you will continue to offend other people and make them dislike you, and shit like this will continue to happen. So quit bragging, nobody likes a liar/braggart/embellisher/snob/egotistical, arrogant jerk.

Let's hope that fake-aholic Bobby Trendy doesn't design the coffin interior, or anything to do with the final resting place.

And that was indeed mean. But not a stab at Anna Nicole, or her son, because I really feel very bad for both of them. The son was normal and cool, and Anna is sweet and messed up, and she must be in an absolutely horrible state right now.

My comment just meant that Anna the famous figure is an illusion, like her show was, and Bobby Trendy was the dumbest and most contrived part of it. What her program didn't show was how Anna and Howard and Kim would react to something like the sudden death of the only person on the show who DIDN'T SEEM TO WANT any part of it. And that is the most disturbing thing to imagine, because Howard and Kim trying to counsel Anna with this new little baby through a loss more emotionally challenging than Cousin Shelly sounds like a bad bad horror film. And she really does seem to have a problem with addiction, so something like this might throw her over the edge again.

Let's hope Howard and Kim don't end up raising the baby in some new reality show start-up.

First off this site is really ssslllooowwww and boring...I'm surprised they put something up other than about Paris or Lindsey...and yeah taking jabs at someone for losing their son in death is pretty low, especially on 9-11 when there are so many people grieving loss today...if it had been a child of someone who writes for this piss poor site, it would be a whole different story indeed...

Oh...and #145 I guess you really kiss up ole Jrzmommy's ass...lol So she's one bad ass bitch huh? And we all better watch out...oh...and she's consistantly "funny"...yeah, some nobody on a celebrity bashing website who is "consistantly" funny scares the hell out of me...you're right, I wouldn't mess with that...WTF... Bring that consistantly funny bitch down here to the College Park area of Atlanta and let's see what a bad ass bitch she is then...

And now that I just read your last post, you have lost ALL credibility. You now sound like a spoiled, petulant, whining 14-year-old. What did you EXPECT would happen when you come on here and start shit? Did you think everyone would just smile and kiss your ass? Did you think we would all go, "OMG, THIS person is SO much better than all of us lousy peasants.....HER husband works for the FBI! Oooh, we'd all better kiss her ass because she owns a Mercedes AND a Land Rover!!!!" Oh PUH-LEAZE! I would recommend that you go find a good psychiatrist and a therapist, you need to work on these issues, and possibly be heavily medicated for those delusions of grandeur.

@175-

STFU. Nobody was talking to you, ok? And guess what? If you don't like this site, then GO THE FUCK AWAY! Nobody is FORCING you to be here, the internet is a big, big place, and I'm sure there's a special site for wannabe "gangstas" such as yourself. You can go talk shit and issue challenges to all the other poseurs, and then maybe there somebody will give a flying fuck about your stupid ass BS! Now run along, I think I hear your mommy calling, maybe she'll take you to Up Against The Wall and buy you some more hood rat clothes if you finish your homework.....

has anyone considered the idea that he had a birth defect caused by her drug use? just a thought. how does that change the analysis?

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"I just happen to be married to an FBI agent & I am an attorney"-Tucker

don't attorneys have work to do?

I dont get it...shouldnt you be using your time as an attorney wisely instead of arguing with people over a blog, and then continue to leave messages saying you are going to leave?

-G

TO tsarinaamanda... as far as your comment to me about "Nobody was talking to you so go away" does anyone initially come on these posts to directly talk to a specific someone...you DUMBASS that's why they call them "POST" or "BLOGS". People read something then they post a comment you limabean brain ass wipe... I rarely come to this site but today I had some "free" time so I thought I'd see if anything was worth reading and I see it's not much...but I see it's where you spend alot of your time...and your comment about me acting "gangsta"...what a joke...I just stated a fact...I really would like to see how bad ass she is...down here or any other place..that's not acting "gangsta" as you put it...lol..if you knew how pointless it was to read "Don't mess with her..she's a BADASS BITCH, SHE's CONSISTANTLY FUNNY"...my point is...WHAT THE FUCK EVER!!! YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HBO AND TRAILOR PAYMENTS WITH 15% interest because your credit sucks so fucking bad...and keep on posting on this sorry ass post...it seems to be your life so have at it while you can.....that is until you die and the mortuary guy gets off by seeing how many lit candles he can stick up your ass before your bush catches fire!!!

tucker you are the epitomy of stupidity. I don't even know where to start with you, but I hope that if you ever do have kids that they die before they procreate as well, as to remove your genes from being transcribed and translated to someone else. Making threats on the internet to get people fired? You are a new kind of loser. And by the way, this is Agent Fox Moulder. I'm at work and your husband says hi. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to work. The federal government wants me to investigate some people who were leaving harassing comments on theonion.com.

Some of you people are very sick. It doesn't matter what kind of path Anna Nicole lead in the past, sometimes people live bad lives and end up in the wrong situations. When you believe you are only worth so much, that is what you put forward. She may have had her son young and maybe shes not real celebrity but now her son is dead. Something that she loved and gave birth too. I can only hope the worth upon some of you.

*worst

I can't believe all the idiotic babble in here. And I'M the one that's considered mentally ill?

Boy, you sure are original, like NOBODY has EVER used the "trailer park" comment before! I must be dealing with a real original 14-year-old, you're just SO clever and witty! And yeah, this is my life, whatever, I don't really give a fuck what you think since you don't know the first thing about me, but it's obvious what you are, and that is a frustrated, borderline retarded, closet case troll. I don't feel the need to prove anything to you, if you want to say I live in a trailer and have bad credit, have at it, although I wish you'd at least have the intelligence and wit to come up with something original, but what can one expect from a sub-par troll such as yourself? You come one here just to start shit, just like Tucker, and you get involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. And obviously, if I ADDRESS my reply to a specific person, then it is DIRECTED to that person! What a novel idea! Also, I don't fucking CARE what you think is stupid or pointless, your opinion doesn't mean shit to me, so like I said before, if you don't like this site, you can just GO THE FUCK AWAY! I'm going to continue to post whatever I FEEL LIKE posting, and if it doesn't meet your "standards", then oh fucking well! Take your troll ass somewhere else, you desperate attention whore, because I'm finished with you. I'm not going to be the one to feed your pathetic need for attention, I've already wasted too much of my time on you. Smell you later, fucktard. Oh, you COULD do the world a favor and go kill yourself, but I bet one of your fellow convicts will do it for you one of these days. I don't know WHY they let the retard inmates like you have access to the internet....I'll just have to write my congressperson about THIS!

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I know, there seem to be inordinate amounts of middle schoolers on the Superfish lately....now I'm starting to remember why I didn't post on here for a while. I still don't know why I feel the need to feed the trolls, I bet their mommies would be pissed to find out that they're not doing their book reports like they're supposed to....

#180: That was some funny shit you said, I'm still laughing my ass off.

As for # 186 You sound like you're really getting into this a little too much. go take another Xanax and chill..your ramblings aren't funny and reading them is a big waste of time. It's you who needs to fuck off and die and stop posting your rants on here!!!!!!!!!! thank you very much. G'Day everyone!!! :)

I just wanted to point out something. Yes Anna may have drug and alcohol problems, but, BUT, she couldn't have been too bad of a mom if her son was living with her, or had traveled so far to go see her. you know what I mean? if she were a bad mom, he wouldn't still be living with her, he would have moved on, and he wouldn't have gone to see her. I may not agree with abusing drugs, i've had 3 sisters die from ODs so I am adamantly against them, BUT I also believe that anyone who abuses drugs so heavily has something more going on that a party spirit. Because of that, I think, well it's my opinion, that people should have a little more compassion for her just for that alone, but then, she's just lost her son, and when it gets right down to it, it doesn't matter why he died, dead is dead whether he died from natural causes or from drugs, and to further stigmatize her and get joy out of making these speculations about it all, well, how would you feel if it were done to you? I'm not trying to chastize you though I know it IS coming off that way, those of you who were talking about that, I am asking you to show a little compassion to a woman who has just lost a son that we all know she loved very much. She talks about him frequently, and you know, she could have given him up and didn't. She wasn't in the money when she had him, and it would have been a lot easier for her to give him up, but she didn't, and i'm sure right now her heart is breaking as well as her spirit, and it's got to be very hard given that on the other hand, she has this new life that should at any other time bring her such joy. She was excited about her pregnancy and announced it to the world in her own quirky way...so, say what you will about her, but I highly doubt she was all that bad of a mamma.

And so ends another day at Superficial. Holy crap what a firestorm we had. I haven't had highs and lows like this since I switched up my Zoloft script.

Anna Nicole, I am truly sorry for your loss. It is a shitty thing that these events had to be played out on this post about you and your family.

At the same time, I am sporting quite the wood wondering who will come bumbling in to the frey tomorrow. Will it be a suburban housewife that tries to defend LL's bikini choice? Or maybe the wife of a preacher who is just looking for a good recipe for green bean caserole, and happens to offend me with some biblical quote meant to save my sould and cleanse Paris Hilton's cooch? We just don't know.

Whoever it is, I can go to bed with my head held high, knowing that this same group of social deviants will be here to eviscerate that poor wayward soul, and have them weeping by nights end.

Damnit, I love this country.

Tom Cruise - I know that you know that I know that you love the cock. Peace out.

Mercedes are over-engineered. Ask any Mercedes tech; they'll tell you the same thing. When you have to pay 112.00 for an 8.00 relay, something is wrong.

Landrovers all have problems with the power steering system. Hose fittings have a tendency to leak, and most of the suspension/leveling airbags end up with problems.

Colorado is too cold, and the Grand Canyon is just a big hole in the ground.

My attorney says I should be an attorney, and I only have a high-school education. I also don't make such obvious and consistent typos.

FBI agents are weird. Hubby's uncle was one. That stoic demeanor usually hides some pretty freaky behaviors.

I don't use any of my dogs' names for my own. Granted, my passwords are usually some variation thereof, but only because it makes them easy to remember.

Does having a mortgage on a vacation/second home really make you a home OWNER or a home BUYER?

I think I am glad I am not Tucker.

That being said, pirates are hot. Well, the ones who still have both legs and no scurvy are.

@187-

Ok then, I guess I WILL go fuck off and die. Fuck you and go to hell, goodbye. Have fun sucking #180's cock.

Tucker you fucktard... being "jewish" is not a race, it's a fucking religion. So how could I possibly be a racist for calling you jewish? Think about it while you wait for your husband to come home from banging the secretary. **I can always tell when one of these bitches on here have an inkling that their husbands cheat when I use that one on them & then I get condemnmed to hell for it. tee hee hee.
Maybe if you took your panties out of the bunch they're in your husband would fuck you once in a while.

Wow. I leave for 12 hours and this is what happens? Tucker, learn your lesson, seriously. If you were in the FBI (fucking bitches & idiots), you'd be Valerie Lame. Trying to scare someone with paper trails, gimme a fucking break. Please ask your husband, Special Agent Fuckface, about the FBI's failing computer system that seems to be locked in the early 90s. Anna Nicole's tragedy, while horrible, doesn't negate her standard idiocy, just as Guliani's 3 months of outstanding service didn't negate his fucked up, divisive, tenure as NYC mayor. You must have gone to law school at Trinity.

Ferret, you are fucking killing me.
Jrz, I have Indian blood as well. My non-goverment name is Chief Smakabich. The FBI is after me, mainly because they want to study my freakishly large johnson.
Skippy, enough about Suri already. You were right, she does look like an Eskimo, and I fucking hate those whale-hunting, snowshoe wearing, ice jockeys. Move on to another topic... you seem like you just might have some funny in you.

@12....
Perfect post. When I saw the news yesterday, I felt sick. This is so tragic. Imagine being overwhelmed with joy one day, and then devastated the next. Anna Nicole is off the wall for sure, although I think most of it is an act, but her child just died, man. Died at her bedside! WTF? They were very close and no one should have to endure burying their own child, especially before he even got a chance to have kids of his own. So tragic, I can't imagine what she is going through. :(

Good Morning Everyone!!!! so from what I understand ...after I left... Tucker is truly nuts and takes messages from her dog much like David Berkowitz, Tsarinaamanda is worried for the youth of America, LickyLick has a thing for pirates, Biatcho came late but surmised accurately what the situation is, I'm married to Cher and I say cuss words an awful lot, Commish is a debutante who attended Vanderbuilt with a U and Ferret and I are old chums from our school days at Yail.

#175--I was in Sri Lanka during the civil war in the mid-90s, I spent some time in the Balkans in the late 90s, I've worked with clean needle exchanges in the Badlands of Philly while I was in school at the University of Pennsylvania, and lived in the DC area when John Allen Mohammed rolled into town, so the ghettos of Atlanta don't particularly give me goosebumps up and down my spine. I am a badass, in fact, I'd like to get Samuel L. Jackson's wallet from Pulp Fiction and have it restiched to read BADASS BITCH instead of Badass Motherfucker, but it wouldn't match my shoes so I'll just stick to driving around the countryside of New Jersey in my tank.

Can we all have a nice day now?

Jrz - You know none of what you wrote is true, except for the Yail bit. I went there too, and enjoyed my edumication alotly. As someone stated earlier, we are just all really unemployed ranters with no hopes of sustainable income or tangible contributions to society, aren't we? I for one look forward to living off of all of your tax dollars for the rest of my life. Bitches! Now if you'll 'scuse me, I have to go clean the 22" wheels on my Caddy...

My condolences. Losing a loved one is tragic indeed.

She still looks like a character from The Dark Crystal. Looking at that image above of Anna Smith, I get a vision of what Reese Witherspoon would look like intoxicated 24/7. :D

http://www.nuts4chic.com/PA%20STORIES/Reese%20Witherspoon/Reese%20Witherspoon-1_250.jpg

Shaun

Rich--are your 22" rims the spinny ones that all the unemployed folk in the projects have? NEAT!!!

Well, I myself find unemployment amazing. All this time!!! All these tax dollars!! ALL MINE!!! BWA-HA! I love my WIC checks, too. Mmmmm, Enfamil and orange juice!

And a note on contributing to society....fuck it, totally overrated. Seriously, Rich, fuck it. What has society ever done for you and me??? Besides that free education, the free formula and juice, and the 2 bedroom apartment in the nice development next to the junkyard? Mmm hmmm...

My rims spin like damnYELL's head after a serious ass-reaming. And I have a "Speedy Gonzalez" horn, with Jesus decals on my headlights. All paid for by the nice folks that actually work...

Enfamil and OJ is great with a splash of Alize... no shit. And I got my 50" plasma from everyone else's tax dollars too, no lie.

I have been surfing quite a few blogs today but everything seemed very quiet .... until I happened upon the 'Comments' section here!

OMG folks - this has to be one of the most entertaining reads on-line today!! I must say 'Thanks' to tucker for starting it all ... LOL!! (and that was very tongue in cheek)

Of course, all very sad about Anna Smith. No parent must have to bury their children. It is pain beyond belief ... :(

it was a sting-ray!!!!..........btw, i miss government cheese.

*sniffs*

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

LAST! Time to move on!

On perez' site he says her son probably overdosed on his anti-depressants. Anna Nicole found him laying in a hospital bed with blood and vomit around him.

I can't believe I missed this.

*Walks away dejected kicking can*

On second thought, all I need is to be threatened by two psycho bitches in 3 days.

hopeless

I will agree that anna nicole has made alot of mistakes but i think every parent in the world whether they are willing to admit it or not has made mistakes hers just happen to be in the public eye. I dont believe her actions are enough to say she didnt love the child people show it in different ways maybe in public and on her show it was hard for her but maybe behind all of it she was a really loving mother too him we will never know. I would imagine though just like every other parent she loved her son more than anything else in this world and I wish her all the best in her time of need and hopefully she can keep it together for the sake of her new daughter.

Although I feel deeply for Ms. Smith, I think she should be aware of this story:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14726425/?GT1=8506

RIP Ya-Ya's baby

#207 - Very heartfelt. You don't attend Trinity do you? I mean the punctuation is just a little to crisp... never mind, forget I asked.

she's all gums in that picture.

you know as much as i hate her, this isn't very funny. i mean yeah she's a bitch, but i don't know how people can crack jokes about this. that's a pretty fucked up thing to happen to someone.

That joke wasn't funny, not cause it was insensitive, it just sucked. Anyways wow... this is so sad and amazingly ironic, It's an extremly rare occurance for life and death to affect a human being at the same time, It makes you think about yours and everyone else's fragile mortality and how our impending deaths will always loom over us, no matter how young we may be. I'm always taking the piss out (making fun of) celeberties that are like Anna, but this is so devastating, he was really fecking young too, my heart goes out to Anna and her family, In case anyone wants to know, he died from a massive heart attack and Anna was with him, when it happened and she tried to revive him before the paramedics came. Here's the whole article http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/category?blogid=7&cat=200

All of you guys who have posted hateful things about this are terrible. Just imagine growing up in that household for your whole life! He has had a crazy life I am sure, and now this mystery death? I mean, come on! All you assholes who have said nasty things need to think about what you say before you say it...it's just wrong. No matter who you are, it changes the face of your whole life when you lose a child, I don't care if you are Anna Nicole Smith or Jane Doe. I love this website, and I read it every day, but some of you have just said some things that are hateful and plain mean. It's fine to crack on celebrities and their crazy antics all day, but God forbid something like this should happen to YOUR child that you love with your life...then perhaps you will think about how fucking superficial you really are.

The latest article I've read states that he died of "unnatural causes". The Coroner's Office will announce the exact cause of death on Thursday, but word is that he commited suicide by overdosing on antidepressants. :-(

For the majority of you who want to bash this mother, shame on you........ Some shit is not right and most people who have a child would, in their right mind agree with me. I don't care what Anna does for a living, I couldn't care less is she screwed Bush, the fact is she lost her child. A child, I might add whom she protected from the limelight of Hollywood and loved to death...... There is nothing worse for a parent than to lose a child! NOTHING!

#13 YOU CAN SCREW YOURSELF WHILE YOU ARE LAUGHING AT FUNNY PICTURES AND FUNNY SIDES OF LIFE............ A$$EHOLE!

#214 - The post at #13 was actually jrzmommy's attempt at being sympathetic. He/she/it cussed me out for not recognizing this generous outpouring of humanity. Apparently this is as close as "it" can get to human feeling.

Here's another gem of empathy from this embittered, miserable bitch:

"Regret is a real mother fucker, especially if it's about parenting." .... touching, isn't it? This poster claims to be a "hospital administrator." With any luck, this shithead refills the cyanide at a euthanasia clinic.

Now for he/she/it to commence with their predictable f-word filled, monotonous, unfunny rant.

jrzmommy, nice language for a "hospital administrator." You sure you're not just an administrator for "General Hospital" and your Tivo?

I feel sorry for JR with a mommy like
that --------> "jrzmommy"...what a pitiful loser she is...but what can you say about a low life who names her kid the villian off of a TV soap opera...gotta feel sorry for those hicks! lol

#53 You dickwad...when people say "child" they are talking about Anna Nicole's child! I don't care if he was an ADULT as you put it or not he's still her child! You're a waste of mass and too bad it wasn't you who dropped dead !!!!!!! At least he contributed to life...he was a director and had many other talents...also to JRZMOMMY who thinks Anna Nicole raised him in a drug hazed blurr...just where the hell were you when you witnessed all of this? Her character we saw on TV was just a character...something to shock us in to watching every week...funny how you say that about her and where is your kid while you're reading all these posts and calling people cunt and fighting with anyone who dissagrees with you??? yeah that's what I thought...he's in the cat box eating shit again...

Uh oh rmeno, don't mess with jrzmommy because she's a real badass! She might type "fuck" a few dozen times and call you an idiot. How could any of us go on living after such a life altering blow?

Gimme a break. Only a complete loser like her would post over 23 times in one day on a single thread (feel free to count). Am I supposed to be scared of some unemployed hospital orderly, er "administrator", because she might taunt me on a blog in between commercial breaks? Fortunately, a few of us here base our self-worth on things other than the thesuperficial. But I'm sure that when you're as miserable, unfulfilled, and bitter as jrzmommy, the slightest insult(even on a message board) sends you into a fit of depressive rage. I'm not sure why "tucker" and "Sarah-Jean" tried so hard to fight this idiot. Who cares what some frigid bedpan cleaner thinks? Don't even bother responding to her BS because it distracts her from counting her food stamps and having imaginary journeys to Sri Lanka.

Although i've always thought of Anna Nicole Smith as a freak of nature, still, tragedies can happen to freaks of nature and it doesn't make it any less sad...

I think to judge a person is really unfair!!! We have ALL made mistakes in our past and there is no judge and jury but God hisself!!!! I have made many mistakes in my life as far as parenting!!!! Anna's son loved her with all his heart and you can see that in pictures! I think you are all fucked up to judge her!! You need to think about all of your lives and how you would be judged on things you have done!! None of us are peferct and we all could be better than what we are, let Daniel rest and clean up your own backyards before you start working on hers!!!

#218 - Eat a dick you bullshit fake College Park gangsta. Just remember when you go home, you're not technically going to 'college'. I... know... you... people... talk... slow... down... there... so... I'm... typing... slow... for... your... ass... on... purpose... first start with something funny, then feel free to move on. Dirtbag damnYELL needs a friend, you really should try teaming up with her. He was a 20 year old who died tragically, I think that's been stated by myself and others. That little green icon on the top left of your screen can actually make this page disappear if you're offended! I don't recall wishing anyone dead, but I hope, oh shit, my... heart... is... AHHHH!!! No wait, my dick's just itching.

Imagine if I had actually said something mean about the kid dying?

Jrzmommy is mean and I bet she can't even spell hospital and I'm better than she is because I say things like self-worth and I base my life on contributing to "outpourings of humanity" for someone I don't know and Jrzmommy is heartless and Jrzmommy ties damsels in distress to railroad tracks because she is an evil villian and Jrzmommy says dirty words and it makes my ears sad to hear those dirty words because I'm such a perfect perfume mouth and I don't like Jrzmommy because someone else said she was a bad ass and so I don't think I should like her because, I don't know, I just don't think I should like someone who someone else says is a badass and Jrzmom......oh, wait, I AM Jrzmommy. I just saw the bandwagon and decided to blindly take a ride!

Hey! What about me? I'm mean too!

Commissioner is so mean because she isn't prostrate with grief over a complete stranger like the rest of us and Commissioner's life is empty because she comments on websites and I bet she had baby bunny stew for dinner last night because she's embittered and hostile just like her pal Jrzmommy, in fact I bet Jrzmommy went to Commissioner's house for dinner last night and she brought fluffy kitten casserole to have with Commissioner's baby bunny stew because they're both mean heartless meanie heads. I feel sorry for them.

That's better!

Oh, and I do have sympathy for Anna. However, people are dying from the moment they are born. Some die tragically. Just a fact.

If anyone thinks a celebrity gives two shits about the "little people", they are delusional. Celebrities make fun of the average citizen, and are far more heartless. Anytime they do anything altruistic for a segment of society, they are motivated by far more than "warm fuzzy feelings".

But I would be Farrah Fawcett's friend. Only because I think she has a good weed connection.

jrzmommy, for a moment there I thought you were back on your Paxil. Then again, it must get stressful running the hospital laundry ... all of that shit to wash and only two hands and a nursing degree to scrub with.

#227 - Commish, the idiots are out in force this week, that's all. I didn't get my "Be An Asshole Week" email, because, well, you have to be an asshole to be on the distribution list. Dirtbag damnYELL is busy licking my nuts on the other threads and trying to pick fights. Apparently, people here are smarter than she thinks.

so, #228 thinks a nursing degree is useless. You like talking shit on nurses, #228? Wow, remember to tell one that the next time they're saving a life. Seriously, stop 'em in mid-chest compression and tell them to their face that you think their degree or license is more suitable for cleaning up shit. Just be sure to catch them at the right moment, maybe right at the end of their 12-hour shift in the ER or the PICU . The good thing about these useless Florence Nightengales is that even though you think so lowly of them, they'd still save your dumb ass if you needed them to.

You're a class act. But I suck because I can't muster up false grief for the son of a dimwit.

I started my "Be An Asshole Week" last night. I hate minivan driving, velour sweatsuit wearing, ponytailed soccer moms who can't park their shit without assistance from a man.

I am full of hate and rage today. I might just run over a stay-at-home mom for lunch. Then eat her children. And screw her husband for dessert.

Commish: and rifle through her recipe cards...those Bree Walker types HATE when they can't find the Green Goddess Dip recipe!

jrz:

I'll make pate out of the family pet, too.

#230 - I was just joking; I don't actually think you have a university degree. Anyways, you're probably being paged to "administer" some linen changes so I'll let you get back to work.

Hide her copies of House and Garden and Architectual Design! What the fuck are those idiots doing with them anyway, especially when there houses are designed by Wal-Mart? Last time I broke into a soccer mom's home, I wacked off in her frozen Lean Cuisine Chicken Alfredo. I swear, they'll never know the difference.

#234 - That's a very interesting name. What exactly does Star Maker Machinery mean?

234--Nice try suckass, but you're too late. Take the hit; you made the nurse comment and you got called on it. It's obvious to everyone you're an asshole.

And if I were on the housekeeping staff, which I'm not, do you think that's something to make fun of? Remember that the next time you or someone you care about is in a hospital and they AREN'T sitting in a pool of their own shit or piss or vomit or blood. That's right, people to whom you condescend clean them up and make them comfortable. Hey everyone, let's make fun of the housekeeping staff now! Jerk-off here thinks they suck!

What is it that you do again, oh great one?

#237 - She's a star making machine! She gets bits of construction paper and cuts little fucking stars out of them. Once, she saw one that reminded her of Virgin Mary and tried selling it one E Bay, but that fucker with the grilled cheese kept stealing all of her customers. She's very upset at you nurses for not doubling her dose of percaset when she spawned her last litter, especially because she kept finding all those mis-shaped stars she was giving as thank yous in the trash.

Now there's word that there was 'suspicious activity' regarding this poor bastard's death. A third person in the room. The question is, will some of these fuckers eat their words ot pretend that doesn't matter, just because a few of us are a bit too vulgar for their virgin ears? Fuckers.

Soccer Moms get really upset if you hide their TO DO lists, too. They have no idea if little Madison has Piano or Lacrosse for Toddlers on Tuesdays, or is it Noah who has Piano and Madison who has French lessons? No no, it's definately Madison who has piano and Noah has Creative Movement for Fetuses on Tuesdays.

Rich, yeah, I just heard that about the third person. 'Sup with that?

Star Maker sure is a condescending, elitist pig.

I like when they name their kids shit like Bret and Conner, or when their first names are nicknames like Jack and Dick.

Rich: I never get the Southwestern-motiff thing, like Dakota and Sierra. Or the ones who just basically mandate a future stripper with Amber, Ashley or Brianna.

Guess the elitist is done shitting all over the health care industry workers for one day. As a hot shot tycoon, I'm sure he/she is too busy to start maligning the lab techs, the morgue workers and security guards today. Wow--I wish i was Star Maker!

Everytime I hear "Dakota", I think truck. Same with Sierra.

I don't understand why parents name their children after trucks or geographical locations. Yes, I do now. *lightbulb*.

They name them for the places they were conceived. Next kid, Washing Machine.

jrz:

Just don't piss off the legal department. Just might end up with a collection agency nightmare.

There is a family down the street and the kids are named Dead Show, Super 8 and Conjugal Visit. Now I know why!

jrzmommy, it's hilarious to read your comments. You get so hot and bothered over every single remark and then just ramble on to yourself for the next 3-5 posts. Are you even addressing anyone at this point or are you just rocking back and forth by the bedpans with a scalpel in your hands? I'm sure everyone seems like an elitist to you when you've trapped yourself into such a boring, miserable life. Nobody who enjoys their job would post 20-25 times/day on this site during a weekday like you do. Where have I been for the last few hours? WORKING. You and your little bitch hand puppet -- the painfully unfunny Richport -- should try it sometime (assuming you have your GEDs). Do I believe for a second that you're a health care professional (and one based in management at that)? Hell, no. Does anyone here? I highly doubt it; you've shown all of the intelligence and wit of a toilet mouthed 10-year old. Do I think that you've come into contact with a few AIDS needles during your lifetime? That's about the only part of your story that sounds right. Although, oddly enough, I've never heard drug whoring referred to as a "needle exchange" before. Anyways, I'm sure you and Richport are missing your daily doses of "General Hospital". I'll let you two get back to your imaginary careers and your fantasy trips to the Balkans/Candyland.

#247 - I'm running the Geiger Meter over your comment, and let's see... nope, you're not radiating anything funny. But I do detect the slight funk of idiocy... who knows, these things never work properly anyway. Yea, I'm gonna run around defending myself to a star maker... absofuckinglutely.

Since I have to address everyone now officially #247--But you still haven't answered the question...what is it that you do that makes you such a wonderful fucking human being?

I know that people, like myself, who do things that most people only hear about on the news are a lot like unicorns to you in that you don't believe that we exist, but we do. If we didn't then the really important shit in the world wouldn't get done.

So come on, share with us...what do you do with yourself all day that makes you better than everyone else here? What makes you better than the guy who mops up shit for a living?

And Fabulous STar Maker, I haven't seen anything even verging on wit in anything you've posted. Nothing. You haven't even ventured out onto the other posts. You just seem to want to stay right here and post repetitive diatribes every hour or so directed at me and trying to feebly to convince others that I'm a liar and an idiot. So, what's your problem with me? You seem to have turned this all very personal and I'm really curious to know what your fucking problem is.

"I know that people, like myself, who do things that most people only hear about on the news are a lot like unicorns to you in that you don't believe that we exist, but we do." .... I don't need to turn on my TV to hear about a bored secretary who posts on a celebrity blog every 10 minutes. It's been funny arguing with your hysterical shrew ass. I'm sure we'll find something new to fight over next week.

Richport, please stop. You are seriously one of the most bland posters on here. At least jrzmommy is somewhat interesting as an emotional trainwreck, but you are just boring. Go back to your Tulsa knitting circle and let the big boys play.

Out of tragedy, can come humor...the jrzmommy/starmaker/richport catfight is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time...

And jrzmommy, why do have this image of you in my mind, four-foot tall, rollers in your hair, stomping around your kitchen in the middle of the afternoon in your flannelette pajamas and old fuzzy slippers, smoking a cigarette, face contorted with scorn, trying desperately to conjure up more venom to spew at everyone on this site in between breaks watching Oprah reruns...?

Maybe you need to change your PMS medicine or switch to a decaf coffee...

#251 - What can I say? One person's terrorist is another person's freedom fighter I suppose. I am currently sharpening my wit to meet your extremely high standards, but I fear you may have set the bar too high my lady! You charge us with inanity, inhumanity, insubordination, and inconsistency, and yet, you read everything and still respond. All this with a high paying job and a great life. Kudos. I must admit, I have written sililoquoys based loosely on the awe-inspiring posts you offered... really truly brilliant stuff my little star maker; there are literally children singing odes to you in small mountain villages, now assured that all shall be well in the world again. I can't count the number of times I've seen glorious responses filled with awe and admiration written by other posters, praising your extreme acumen for edgy, yet sensitive, humor. You even get to show the emotional side by being compassionate in the face of ire and vapidity. Again truly commendable and thought provoking stuff, the manna of the gods if you will.

Of course by all of that, I mean get face fucked by a horse. While it's taking a piss. These small breaks in my busy day entertain me so, you non-funny fucking idiot. I talk like a sailor on leave and make no apologies. Fuck you if can't take a joke. Bitch.

#253...

Hilarious - brilliant and fucking hilarious - scuse me, I have to wipe the coffee off myself after it came spewing out of my nose...

Now we just need jrzmommy to add her 2 cents worth...and my day started off so shitty...

#254 - Thanks TD, but don't tell that to #251. She might get mad and lump you with Jrz and myself... the horror!!!

#255...

The horse fucking reference was charming, just fucking charming - I actually saw that once in a sleazy Italian porn flick - they also fucked a dog...gee, sounds like one of jrzmommy's shitty Friday night parties, don't it?

Perhaps you have noticed I am trying to flush her out of the woodwork - perhaps she is busy changing an overflowing bedpan or sponge bathing a gangrene patient...

wow. that is so terrible. as absent as Anna Nicole is, i was already fearing what her daughter's life would be like. of course, there will be a nanny who will play mommy to both the little girl and her like-minded biological mother. i pictured her daughter growing up as a life-sized Bratz doll (complete with removable plastic head). but now that she's lost her son, im sure this poor child will grow up trying to get her mother's attention and approval while also trying to take the place of her brother.

i feel sorry for her daughter already... when she's 13, she'll be a mix of her likely heroes: Lohan, Hilton, Richie, and Donatella Versace's daughter Allegra.

give her up for adoption, Anna Nicole. it'll be the bravest, most noble achievemant of your life.

#257...

Oh dear, you gave a me a bad case of the "guilts" - how dare I make fun of others on this website and talk about porn and bedpans, when "poor" Anna Nicole is having such a rough time of things, poor little millionairess - how selfish of me to think about my own shitty, insigificant life whan Anna needs all of my prayers during this trying time in her fabulous fucking life...

I think I will pee my pants now...

#256 - I think I saw that porno too, it starred Chocolate Starfish Machinery I believe. I think Jrz actually does have a job, being as she seems to post only during working hours. I however am surrounded by computers, like some eerie cross between the Matrix and the Terminator, so I basically post whenever my dick itches. I will say the bit about me being her 'little bitch hand puppet' was reasonably, if slightly, smile inducing, if only for the pathetic nature of its attempt. Oh how I do love a good kumite. I just wish Starfish could provide one. I doubt we'll hear much more from her. NEXT!!!

"Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed."

Uhhhh..... really? At least half the comments posted here should be removed. In fact, the original post should be removed, according to these parameters.

Bleh. Like Ms. Smith or not, this is pretty vile stuff.