Sep 19 2006Aaron Carter is engaged

Didn't he date Paris?

She's gonna get the herp, it's a shame to cause she's cute.................

Nobody get too excited. This "engagement" should last about 5 minutes.

Yea, saying things like "Does my brother do it like THIS???" kind of grosses me out. And every time my brother would look at her, even innocently, I'd wanna kick him in the dick.

I smell a reality show. And a schorching case of herpes.

too*

Did I say cute, sorry, only glanced at the picture. And it was his brother, huh? Then he is gonna get a sexually transmitted disease from her that came from his brother, which is a lot funnier.........

not off to a good start if the drunken whore can't even remember the proposal happening. Good luck you crazy kids! Hope you know good divorce lawyers.

Aaron - do not listen to what your public relations people tell you. It is OK to be gay. Embrace your inner 'mo'.

PS - as a general rule I try to NEVER sleep with a chick that my brother has slept with. That is just nasty.

PPS - I would pound that chick like a rusty nail through a hardwood board. And by that, I mean that I would have enormous amounts of naughty monkey love with her. Continuously.

Is he some f*cked up born-again Christian or something? I mean, what's wrong with screwing the sh*t out of her 'til you get bored? You're 18, dude! And this is the kid that Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff were feuding over. Guess he's into sloppy seconds.

Playboy Comedy Tour? Sounds Funny.

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Aaron Carter = K-Fed Jr?

Who is the Wiggiest?

Only YOU can decide!

#7 - I just saw some of her Playboy pics. I'd hit that like Tyson on a speed bag. Fuck that, I might even bite her ear off if she plays her cards right.

@8 - It's OK to say Fucked and Shit on the fish. We're all (mostly) grown-ups.

See look: Fucked Shit.

And you are right, nobody who is 18 shoulg get married EVER. The only exception to that rule is: There is no exception to the rule. Get married at 18 and your in for some real fucked shit.

See?

: )

She kind of looks like that actress from Scrubs. Not that that's relevant.
I think Hollywood is just trying to keep their diseases to themselves, that's thoughtful.

She thinks the proposal was a blur? Ha! Wait til you see how fast this marriage ends -- will bring a whole new meaning to the word blur. Ultra-blur? Blur to the Nth power?

I expect this to last about as long as Talan from Laguna Beach and Kim Stewart's engagement.

I'll bet she can really tell a joke though, huh? Yep, a sense of humor is really important to a lasting relationship. It really is. If you can't laugh with your mate, then the magic just isn't there.

Oh fuck it, just bend over.

F*uck, Ferr*t, I th*ink it's a blast to t*pe like th*s....

That's hot. : )

Check out her Playboy spread and you'll say hmmm, very nice.

Then imagine a Carter on each tit.

Meh.

who is he again?

Just another member of the Orlando boy band cartel. He's only a member by blood, although he did have a brief popularity a few years back. My daughter had one of his albums at one point, but we have since had an intervention.

is that leah reimi from king of queens

Aaron Carter is teh ghey

http://www.celebslam.com

"Playboy Comedy Tour"? Does that mean the Playmates get on stage and say shit like, "I'm just doing this to pay my way through college" and "looks aren't important, it's what's inside that counts"? Oh, and then the "I want to change the world through naked pictures".

That's comedy, folks. (Though there's nothing wrong with naked pictures, I'm a big fan of nakedness.)

One more thing: fucking brothers is a bad idea. Fucking them at the same time and fucking them at different times; still bad. Guys don't get past that shit. Peace offerings like a night with your sister won't fix it, either.

He grew up to be one ugly motherfucker.

She has a bit of a wolverine look, at least in this photo. Granted, in the wolverine world, she probably would be considered cute. But ...

#13:
She looks like she's Kristin Cavallari's sister...

Yet another musician idiot to marry a whore. Next.

324, Bullseye, all these airheaded little bitches use the same cliche excuse for whoring themselves out. Paying for college or save the world. The #1 bullshit excuse is looks don't matter, reality is yes they do matter. The miss america chicks and these whores must be reading from the same book. How to whore yourself your way through life with empty noble causes.

Why don't the three of them just sleep together and get it over with? How weird, fucking the same gash your brother's dick just went in and out of...

This chick was a former Miss Teen USA that posed naked in Playboy. She's just "dating" him for publicity. According to no less an authority than Perez Hilton, Queen Faggot of Hollyweird, Aaron Carter is about as gay as they come. Ms. Peniche is just taking the latest way to success in the entertainment biz, a trail perfected by one with as poor a grasp of English as Penelope Cruz. Namely, acting the part of "beard". Congrats to the happy couple, I'm sure there will be lots of hetero sex and happy children in their future.

I always thought he was a huge flamer.

Don't worry about this "Engagement", he only just entered puberty after all....I figure that he'll wise up around the time his second testicle drops!

Her last name is a variation of "Penis"; that is why he is marrying here.

Imagine if the Carter boys had the unfortunate luck to cross swords? I mean, it would happen when they were tag-teaming on some transvestite, but it would still be kinda awkward.

Talk about settling for sloppy seconds.

I smell a publicity stunt!
Is this a new six dregrees to Herpes game?
Kari Ann Peniche who is now enaged to Aaron Carter (who also dated Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan), after she screwed his brother Nick, who dated Paris Hilton who has herpes and who has also fucked the entire world.....
I can go on forever.

I think its creepy that Aaron gets Nick's sloppy seconds but on the bright side he was smart enough not to get involved with Parisite.

PS: Kari Ann is one hot piece of ass!

Playboy Comedy Tour? Is that anything like a "NASCAR World Sophistication and Caviar Testing Tour" or a "Raising Your Children Class" taught by Britney Spears?

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In every picture of that guy I can't tell if he has the worlds largest Adam's Apple or if that is Hillary Duff's Hymen still lodged in his throat.

Hmm what's worse, she's the beard for the homo or she's being passed around by the family?

Shoot, I wouldn't even date a girl who dated a friend.
Even when the girl wanted to buy me a drink and later the friend said I should have let her.

Hey, but that's just me. Guess I should revisit all the girls my brother dated now. As long as she yells out the same last name, it's cool right?

Well when you are asked to marry someone in front of 200 people by a pop-star's little brother what do you think she would say?

Yeah she's probably pissed about it all. And if I were the Carter kid I'd have waited until I got a few more pubes and found me a real Playmate, this chick is nothing compared to some of the other Playmates out there.

Am I the only one who cares more about "national talk like a pirate day" than this story? Because I watched that eppisode of Wife Swap last night with the family who invented "national talk like a pirate day" and it was about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

@43

I saw about half of that! Hysterical!

I find those eye patches strangely erotic.

#43 - I enjoying giving pirate eye, but that's a whole different story, matey.

#45

How's the peg leg, though?

Paris did Nick, Nick does this ho, the ho does Aaron, Aaron did Firecrotch. So does that mean Paris did Firecrotch?

@43 God that was some funny ass shit. Did anyone else think the oldest daughter looked like an ugly version of Juliette Lewis. Which is hard to pull off! Because Juliette Lewis looks like an ugly version of Juliette Lewis.

My high school football team was called the Peg Legs actually. We mostly just picked on them. I never realized how appropriate the name was until I started walking with a limp, and had to switch from briefs to boxers and baggy pants.

Oh I do love making ye scurvy bitches walk me plank. ARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Has it been a whole year since the last Talk Like a Pirate Day? How time flies, me hardies.

This is odd. I thought he was still 13? How time flies indeed.

Arg me hearties... Does we all know how to spell slut that's S-L-U-T.

Arg I'd rather walk the plank or give me own ship up to mutineers rather than get a siblings sloppy seconds... Kinda reminds me of the time Broken Tooth Bill to a sip of me Rum outa me own cup I tell yeh I nearly died o' the raging black fever he gave me.

Arrrr that was a terrible day, a terrible
day.

Or maybe he is actually happy and in love? Ever think of that? Just because she did Playboy doesn't make her a slut. And did it say anywhere that she actually had sex with Aaron's brother? I don't think it does..Everyone on this site seems to have an issue with people being happy. Now, that is sad.

@53: it has been said before, but ill say it again:

this site. is called the SUPERFICIAL. say it with me s-u-p-e-r-f-i-c-i-a-l.
if you dont know what that means i suggest you open up your little english dictionary and look it up. then think about what you post.

and i think aaron ran out of ideas to prove he's "not gay"

which is futile. because we all know he is -forever and till the end.

She can't remember him proposing to her cuz her brain is subconsciously trying to block out such a traumatic incident.

53: the majority of people come here to bitch about celebs - its why the site exists, to make us feel better once we get all the bitching out. If you are a fan of the celebs might i suggest you check out THEIR official websites and pledge your undying love to them.

#40, that was gold.

#53, fuck off, you're not welcome here.

more worthless humans for the meat grinder. mmm

How fast can you say DIVORCE?

I give it less than a year.

She looks like she's 15. What's the appeal with them young bitches? Tight and no herpes? I dunno. I heard Paris' name thrown about. So that cancels out the latter. And she must have gotten fed a couple of Hef's portions. So I just don't get it. Even Aaron needs some class, poor guy. And maybe a nice ass fistng.

#53 - you're so adorable. I bet everyone likes you 'cause you play mom all the time.

who is he?

actually, i think aaron carter sounds like a helium balloon deflating, so it's not that im a fan of him, i just don't get if you dislike the celeb then why bother writing about it? i think most of you guys are pretty amusing/funny with your comments, but anyone who tells me i am not welcome here needs to get a life because guess what? this is a website not a house. don't take it so seriously.

#53 - Did you take a wrong turn when you were trying to get to nosey_fucking_moms.com?

She is a slut. I know. I fucked her. Twice.

Get back in your mini van and go find a soccer game.

PS - This IS a house. It is the house of the mentally ill, socially impatient and the extremely sexually aroused. There are some nut-job, ass-slapping, puppy-licking, guitar-playing, cheeto-eating, tit-grabbing mental fucking terrorists all up in this house.

And we WILL get your dog pregnant.

So tape Skippy's little ass cheeks together, turn off Oprah, grab your copy of 'Life's Little Presents', put on your crocheted sweater from your aunt Hildie, get in the Dodge Caravan and just drive. Drive my little bird, until you see rainbows and little bunnies.

Go wherever life takes you, but get the hell out of OUR house.

ahahahahah, you guys are funny. actually im a 19 year old, and i honestly don't care if you guys say stuff about celebrities, i just like pushing your buttons. and i succeeded, so yay!

OUT MAH HOUSE.

Oh Gosh, he looks even worst than Nick when was a fatty rolling boy.
Anyways is always a pleasure ot know that ugly guy get engaged with ugly girl.^_^

Aaron Carter Breaks Off Engagement

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Pop singer Aaron Carter has broken off his engagement to his older brother's ex.

The 18-year-old teen idol called off his engagement to 22-year-old actress Kari Ann Peniche just a week after he proposed onstage in Las Vegas.

Peniche is an ex-girlfriend of Carter's older brother, Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter. She's also a former Miss Teen USA and former Playboy Playmate.

"I got caught up in the moment and proposed," the younger Carter told the magazine. "I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet."

I cannot even imagine dating my sibling's ex... or if my sister decided to date one of my ex's i'd find that weird as well... But anywho i knew it wouldn't last, an 18 year old boy celeb's marriage to a porn star would have never ever worked out.

meh, he's just trying to get some publicity...