AW sad news

http://www.wampoon.com

Hey come on, give the kid some credit, this is probably the smartest thing he's ever done.

What a fucking moron. He definitely takes after his brother with the amount of brain cells he has. Not only did I think he was stupid for getting engaged at such a young age, but then he backs out of it?...I guess he realized that playboy playmates aren't exactly wife-material. And also because his penis doesn't compare to Hefner's.

Lance Bass called and respectfully requests that you stop mirroring the early part of his career, including any attempts at Gays In Space.

And we're supposed to be surprised?

He chickened out probably because she smelled like his brother's penis.

http://www.celebslam.com

Almost outlasted Talan and Kim Stewart!

I heard that his dick pricked up when he heard Hohan was available again & decided to try to go for it. Although I am not sure why that would make his dick prick up, most men's dick's shrivel in fright at the thought of her. Sweet sweet veneral diseases.

I think he may have called it off because of his love for the cock..........

TCLTC
LBLTC
ACLTC
RSLTC

In case you're wondering LB Lance Bass, RS Ryan Seacrest, that is all..............

*yawn*

Well, Kari Ann put it best..." I don't remember it happening. It was such a blur,"
True dat.

Did he back out because he suddenly remembered that he's queer?

Gay.

this is very much just promotion... since the House of Carter premeires of E or something about the Carter kids and crap...

another reality show..

and i'll tune it :-P

ok, so i just found it premieres oct. 2nd.. same difference and it's on E!

Can you imagine how awful she must feel? She is probably feeling so low right now that when she looks up all she can see is the bottom of the barrel...{pause}..... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...this web site has made me so eviL I don't even know who I am anymore.

#15, I'm pretty sure this chick felt awful the first time she was forced to snort blow off of some chick's inner thigh when she first moved to LA LA land. And also feels awful when she looks at all the other playmates & realizes she would have been better off being the hottest chick in Ohio instead of just a regular, run-of-the-mill ho-bag at the mansion. But I imagine getting dumped by Aaron Carter has to be a real blow to her already low self esteem so maybe she'll do the world a favor & OD tonight.

Can you imagine how awful she must feel? She is probably feeling so low right now...

Uhmm...she was a Playboy model, remember? I don't know if you can get any lower.

PS - Superfish, the "extra happy" line had me just about lose my milk. Thanks.

Yeah, this doesn't scream publicity stunt at all. *rolls eyes*

I'd rather watch old re-runs of AFV, back when it was Bob Saget style, than watch this little shit prance around in a reality show. Can Aaron Carter possibly be more entertaining than watching clips of cats falling off of people's TV sets? I think not my friends, I think not.

16. I agree - being dumped by aaron carter is perhaps the lowest a human being can ever sink to. Heroin addiction - ha! easy street, Loho gave you superherpes and you've got 10 seconds to live? Whatcha moaning about?

But being dumped by aaron carter... Well I think that's bullet in the brain time. Although, of course, you'd have to question your sanity in the first place for agreeing to ever go out with him. Especially after you've already dated the other just as ugly and probably gay Carter.

Wigger wigger wigger
Can't you see?

Somehow your skin
just hypnotize me

You talk so black
but rap so wack

Make your bro's boy band
sound like Kool Moe Dee

Not sure of spelling on Kool Moe Dee....
Aaron is one punkass little bitch

I've said it before and I'll say it again.....Does that guyhave the biggest adams apple in the world or what!?

Does this mean that she's back on the market?

There must be some straight dude in the family that she hasn't been passed around to yet.

Call this episode the pause period of the gay carter vacation.

15 seconds sure flies.

Spindoc,

It's hard to say....is the adams apple unusally large, or does his tiny peanut-head just make it look that way? It's baffling, in the same way that penis size seems to decrease in direct relation to an increased gut size.

This poor playmate will always be the girl that was engaged to Aaron Carter. She might as well hide under a rock for the rest of her life.

AND, that adam's apple is going to be a plastic-surgery nightmare when he gets to the final phase of his sex-change.

goiter.

How many Carters does that leave for her to get dumped by?

i wonder if he's 'ready' to meet clay aiken?

@20 - That is funny shiz.

I can only imagine this was the conversation with his PR people:

"Wait, so if I marry her I have to STOP having sex with other boys?"

"Yes, but it will increase your album sales in the future."

"Seriously though, no more gay sex?"

"Correct."

"I'm out. I mean, not 'out' out, but. . . you know what I mean."

ARLTC x 100
Repeat if needed.

haha he finally found out she has herpes AND 3 kids with 3 separate baby daddies

Does he even have his first (gay) pube yet ?

Who gets "caught up in the moment" and asks someone to spend THEIR LIVES with them? Dumbass!

#33, A lot of men do this...REGULARLY.
These are the kind women love...they love them because they're stupid and they take advantage of them. Women are like drugs...just say "NO!" At least, Aaron had the smarts to make up a reason to back out.
Sometimes...people do get caught up in the moment :-) while he squeezing and rubbing on her and pounding her into the ground the night before probably made him feel things he never felt before :-) Now...he's a man.

Aaron's following the Young Gay Man in Hollywood Textbook to a "T". While young, date a bunch of starlets, in a cute, puppy-love kinda way. As age eroticizes, commit a faux engagement. This way, when ugly rumors rear their heads one can protest and point to past "relationships". In the not-too-distant future, Aaron will mention in many interviews that he likes "hangin' with his homeboys" and "cruisin' for cooze". He will also fess up to going to gay clubs, but only for the music. As his career further plummets, he will convert to Scientology and proclaim his love for a wannabe actress on some nationally televised talk show, more than likely in an erratic and deeply disturbing kind of way. In the end, his living a lie will cause him to spiral out of control, engaging in George Michael kind of sex and drowning himself in drugs and alcohol. Then, when bottomed-out (pun intended) and a tanked career with no albums to sell or a girl-centric fan base to maintain, he will do what he should have from day one and come proudly out of the closet, the so-called Richard Chamberlain manuever. Appearing as grand marshall of the San Fran Queerday Parade, he will blow kisses to leather-clad bystanders and proclaim his undying love for Justin Timberlake.

OMG!!!1111 Surprise of the century!!11111 ONE ONE

@33

Those guys that get "caught up in the moment" are only fun for about fourty-five minutes. Then they need to get dressed and go home. And NOT ask for my name or number. Then forget where I live.

@21- You know what they say, "huge adams apple, small genitalia"

6. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 25, 2006 6:18 AM

He chickened out probably because she smelled like his brother's penis.

I would think for him that would be a point in her favor.

She looks like that fat whore from Laguna Beach. Cami or something.
So which one of these douche bags needs the publicity right now?? Has he got an album or a movie coming out soon?
Bleh.