Sep 8 200650 Cent gets arrested

FIRST - bitches!

Why you gotta do my man fitty like that?

Two posts in-a-row without a picture of Lindsay Lohan.

What the fuck is going on here?

It's not that Paris REQUIRED four, its that, given the choice, would you rather 'handcuff' Paris or 'handcuff' 50 Cent.

'Handcuff' being 'Molest' in this sentence, because you know 'they pat you down'. And by 'pat you down', I mean 'MOLEST'.

At least Paris. Because I've never been arrested.

memo to cop, there is a Lamborghini that has no registration form in front of you, If this shit happened in LA you know that car would be gone.

If he changes his name to 'Two Bits' maybe the cops won't fuck with him so much, or he could of just said to them:

"Hey you fuckin-dumbass-asshole, why don't you bring your ass-wipe self over here and say that shit to my face so I can kick your ass so far my foot comes out that other ass you call your fuckin assinine face!"

I mean what the fuck he was going to jail anyway.

Hopeless

i was actually there when he was getting arrested.. i didn't realize who it was until he finally got out of the car. it was pretty surreal..

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Why do rich blacks commit crimes? I thought poverty was the problem.

He drives a Lamborghini but doesn't insure it. I bet most blacks are riding around with no insurance. That's why my policy is so expensive.. They just can't obey laws. It explains whyevery black run country is a total mess.

Wow. For a guy who takes out thugs and SWAT members in his video game, he sure does go down quick. Pansy.

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Its like Carlin said. Once you get your first check. Its time to spin that baseball cap around and start acting like a man.

He's a bit too old for the thug life now. Especially when you're making millions.

@ #8: Ummm, I'm black and I have insurance. Haha, WOW! But on the other thing that you said, I think you mean rich thugs....b/c rich blacks don't commit any more crimes than rich whites. You mean these thugs turned rappers....and being that they were criminals from long before if figures that it doesn't always change.

This would make a hilarious Geicko commercial.

Wow, that was a really lame simile in that last line.

Anyway, the only reason Paris had so many damn cops on her was because she's a female and she's blonde.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE BAIT.

#6 Hopeless, I thought Paris Hilton all ready had a lock on the name "Two Bits", or was it "Two-Bit-Whore", I'm not sure? And his mother was in the car with him, she's the one who got him busted when she said to the fuzz, "Ooooweee, honey, dat sho iz some Ass you got dere! why don't you bring dat big ole ass o'yo's over heres, and plant it on my face!Yea honey!"

#8 - Sarah, is that you? ;)

This whole thing rhymes with 'publicity stunt'.

When does his new album drop?

@ # 16:

# is not sarah-it's Ann Coulter.

# 8, that is

He got pulled over because George Bush doesn't care about black people. Oh wait, that was a different black guy. They all look the same to me.

What a shocker!?

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

HA HA HA

@15 banff: Yeah, I guess Paris already has that name.

And not to be a Nazi but,

“All ready” is a phrase meaning “completely prepared,” as in “As soon as I put my coat on, I’ll be all ready.” “Already,” however, is an adverb used to describe something that has happened before a certain time, as in “What do you mean you’d rather stay home? I’ve already got my coat on.”

You fucking newbees.

And what is a banff?

sincerely yours,

Hopeless

Discover banff. Dickweed.

http://www.discoverbanff.com/

I think "banff" is a reference to Banff National Park in the Canadian Rockies. Just a guess ...

Hey Krisdylee, meet banff, banff meet Krisdylee; I'm sure you two Canucks have tons to talk about.

hopeless

#24: Don't get too worked up. Most Americans don't know their state capital from their ass, never mind Canadian geography. Just be glad they know Canada shares the same hemisphere.

the man is always taking down us poor mutha fuckers.. i think it was racial profiling .. i mean it was a black man in a really 'spensive car now wadn't it?

get dabitch or die cryin'

Illegal lane change? What a GANGSTA!

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@16

Sarah is busy packing her ugly shoes and moving to Banff, Canada.

@24 Is that the city's motto?

Sweet.

BREAKING NEWS: Bears Shit in the Woods.

"50 Cent" was his mom's nickname among the local menfolk.

He's gonna bust a cap up all their asses mark my words. Or hire someone to do it.

wow this is such a surprise (sarcasm)

Why do all of these losers wear the same clothes every day?

@35

(in Stewie Griffin voice)
"I've never in all my life seen anything as ridiculous as one of those rap fellows and their oversized clothing and their baseball caps perched at a jaunty angle on their heads. What are you showing your underwear for? Oh, I get it. You've just been pottytrained and you want to brag about it to everyone else by proving you wear big boy underwear now. Is that it? Well I'll have you know I happen to enjoy wallowing in my own feces. You may be wealthy, "Fitty Cent", but do you have a grown woman at your beck and call to cleanse your buttocks? Hm? Watch this--*concentrating*--there, I just squeezed one out. That woman will be by any second to supply me a fresh diaper. Just give it a minute for the stench to reach her nose. Just wait."

Imagine the police pulling a black man over driving a Lamborghini and doing an "unsafe lane change."

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

For all you genius's who missed the Sarah Jean 'Vitelli' Ballard pics. I have a picture of her dad and mom. I copied it before she shut her web-site down.

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I'm going to use it as my screen name url.

If you go to:

It will be in one of the 'spank it yourself comments. From 9-08-06'

It will be the picture cock-ninja is using as his screen-name url.

Click on the picture, then enlarge it on my profile page. Any of you with blog-sites can copy it and post it as a heading, you can e-mail her to let her know where you posted it:

Check it out Sarah... your dad is famous!!!
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Anyone who doesn't know what's going on. read the mcconauhey/cruz thread.

Hopeless

fifty's new rap album titled "craka-laka-crackers", includes the hit singles "may I have another, cracker",
"my dick is bigger than your dick" and "I'm invincible" featuring dionne warwick. Look for it in stores next month.

LOL, again at all the haters. I think he could care less. Unsafe lane change my ass. They were just looking for a reason to pull him over. Unfortanetly he wasn't insured which is his problem. He should know better then that.

My only question is what happened to that sick car?

Shaun

hey hopeless,
this girl is insane, she even has a blog especially made for her dog. what a psycho bitch.

http://mini.blogsplot.net/

we only hate you shaun, don't make pull a sarah on your ass too.

@41
What the hell is she wearing in that 3rd(?) picture down? Laura Ashley Union Suit?

@41 Bigponie

All her sites have been closed down.

Her E-mail is still uo though. MUHUHAHAHA!

Sorry, 2nd picture down.

I'm getting a forbidden code here:

http://mini.blogsplot.net/

looks like Jane got in.

I saw the dog site before.

She has to be so freaked right now.

I hope she sees the picturre of her mom and dad I'm using as my screen name URL

I just flamed a dog's blog. holy crap, that is an all-time low.

I can get in just fine still.

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#46 i'm using firefox and somehow i can still get on and if I didn't know any better I think she's had sex with that dog

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Sarah Jean - this is a great picture of your wedding, and the 3 other people that showed up to it.

http://www.sarahjean.marysremnant.org/DPhotography/thumbs2/05-21-2005_32.jpg

Was it hard to book the basement of the NAMBLA Building, or does your boy-toy have friends on the inside?

All I have to say about that is "Eracism!" Of course, I'm speaking of the story about the pug. I have mad pug love. And a Pug Life tattoo on my titty.

That's a shame, at least if he put up a fight he could've probably added another gunshot wound to his tally. The man has a jaw of steel.

Angry Ferret Jones for president! I was lost regarding the Sarah Jean variety show, until you presented us with your awesomely spectacular cached version. Thank you.

I haven't enjoyed a profile so much since BoredBlonde paid us a visit a few months ago. She, too, quickly fled once attacked, but that was a great fucking day.

Hopeless, thanks also for the Daien (sp?) link. He's ADORABLE! But apparently does not possess the cunnilingus skills of Mini.

Let's compare his behavior while being arrested to that of Mel Gibson, the responsible 50-something father of 20 (or however many it is now, I know it's a lot). 50 goes in quietly, no muss no fuss (probably because it was on a busy city street and he knew he was being photographed), while Mel Gibson starts screamin about Jews and calls a cop "sugar tits." So who's representin' their race better? Just saying. And I don't blame him for not getting out for an unmarked car (if indeed that part's accurate). I wouldn't. Since when do unmarked cop cars pull people over for traffic stops? Is this some big-city thing? Unless he was doing 150 mph and throwing liquor bottles out the window as he drove along, I sorta doubt he was that much of a threat to the public. Sounds like a case of DWB to me.
Not that he shouldn't have insurance or valid license. Jeez, he's a multimillionaire, you'd think he'd have an assistant to take care of that shit. Dummy.

Maybe he's seen enough news to know that if a black man puts up a fight (or doesn't, even), there's a chance the police will shoot them anyways... just because.

Who washed out quicker, 50 or the Superficial?

That's Hawt.

Love,
Paris

#36

Well said...

OK, One parting shot at Sarah Jean before I go have sex with her mom:

Publicity stunts are usually pretty cool.

I love how some rapper making an unsafe lane change equals the reason why black-run countries have problems. Who would have seen the connection? I wish you were my humanities teacher.

ps. how about asking why Rich People in general commit crimes? Why is paris driving drunk when she can afford a chauffeur, much less a DD? It's ridiculous to have to defend your validity as a driver [or whatever] because of what some filthy rich nut job decides to do with his time.

Nah, 50 Cent's arrest is more like...a stupid Paris Hilton analogy that isn't really funny.

Damn right #8 you hit the nail on the head.

What a punk..... I say safely from my hidden identity on the net.....

Yea you heard me... I said punk!!!

Hey guys - I don't think Sarah Jean wants to play anymore - but if she did have the guts to respond I think it would go something like:

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Ding dong idiots… I was tempted to use a few “choice” words in there, considering how freaking upset I was, but I didn’t. Do I get like a gold star for effort or something?"

Thanks to Ferret for the bloglink now I'm gonna make myself sick reading more of it.

So what? If he ain't getting shot, I'm not interested. However, excellent point #55.

#55...they're not comparable because one was drunk and one wasn't.

unsafe lane change is the best a rich fat rapper can do to keep his street cred.
Snoops pissed because he's been wasting his time jaywalking all over Bel Aire.

68 I agree 55's comparison doesn't count. Despite that Mel Gibson is better than some two bit negro drug dealer.

Ah, as a native New Yorker I have to say that you don't know what is going to happen any given day. For example, I met Ed Koch just last week while casually stopping at a traffic light. It's amazing; you could be walking, eating an ice-cream cone and all of a sudden see 50 cent being hauled away in cuffs. Only in New York kids, only in New York.

Hey, Sarah Jean updated her web page!

BLACK RAPPER IN HANDCUFFS. LIVING UP TO THE STEREOTYPE - WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Can someone let me in on this whole Sarah-Jean thing? I haven't been around in a while, and this sounds REALLY interesting....

Please read my link.

73 it's not a stereotype, people use that word when they have nothing solid to comeback with.

Good he's going to jail, He's a horrible rapper.

www.strikeabargain.net

Good he's going to jail, He's a horrible rapper.

www.strikeabargain.net

How fucking fast can you go in downtown NY anyhow? I mean, it's not wide-open, Autobahn, Lambourghini-worthy country.

I wish he'd go get shot again.

There's an inherent racism in many comments. Saying that because 50 cent didn't have insurance it means most blacks don't have no insurance is like saying that because Paris Hilton is a drunk slutbag all white chicks are drunk slutbags.

Wait, that's true.

If ignorance was a crime...this guy would be put away for life.

Hey banff, please to meetcha. These here are my pals: vancouver, jasper, nunavit and manitoba. Let's all git together and drinks us some brewskies, eh!

I know a white drunk slutbag with the initials SJ.

he's being cuffed by Lex Luthor!

Last time I got stopped, all I got was a lousy ticket. No interpersonal interaction with some fellow with bondage equipment.

What's a white girl gotta do to get arrested? Oh, yeah. Drive drunk. Or, I'm sorry, hungry, ala Paris.

ummm....writing in CAPS can only be done by (me)....as we all know #73.

i'm guessing that YOU'RE living up to the stereotype of being a JACKASS...which actually relates to all races, but you in particular aren't a race, are you?

You sound more like more like a druken sea creature who humps trees and watches Jerry Springer on the weekends. Yes, that sounds just like you.

Commish -- Last time I got pulled over, all I got was a lousy warning!

#85 & #87 - Driving with me will get you arrested. It seems to work for everyone else who does.

yes, yes indeed.

@88

Well, it certainly wouldn't be the first time for me.

Reminds me of a funny story about handcuffs . . .

88 & 90 --Rich--yeah but dude, you're black of course you and every one in the car are gonna get arrested...that's a given. Commish and I want to win a free ride in a cop car on our own accord. Commish, did you try Zsa-Zsaing the officer?

brainwash

#91 - It's the whole Black thing? Fuck, I thought it was because used to drive expensive cars while smoking blunts, drinking 40 ounces of Private Stock, wearing my Rocawear outfit with my crispy new Starter cap, (turned to the side of course), while listening to P Diddy's remixes of Judy Garland songs and flipping off the fuzz. Who would thought it was the whole Black thing...

(well we know SOMEONE who would, but we'll just let it curl up and die, damn. Yell at me if you will, but I'll refrain from saying anything else).

Threw gravel on the hood of the scout car as I roared off.

They hate that.

sssshhh, i think it's actually "trying" to say something educative.

"educative"?

I'm thinking of going back to school, you know, to pick up stupid teens. Now I could take 50 cent's route, which involves steroids, bad music, and idiot almost twenty year old groupies, but I was thinking of something lamer. I just got a brochure from Trinity that says: no language skills or sense of humor needed. So that'll make me king, like the one eyed man in the land of the blind. I hear they even have "Word of the Day" toilet paper. I may just apply, but I ran out of crayons. Just don't tell the wife... I hear girls there are fucking stupid and easy. Fuck it, I'm soooo there.

#96 - That was the first word on the sample toilet paper they sent me. I believe it loosely translates to "nice try", but I'm not too sure.

educative: adj. meaning? to be educational.

I wouldn't expect you to know the meaning of such a large word.

your comebacks bore me. you should really try looking in the mirror for inspiration on how to be funny...since you are "funny" looking.

@98

Is that like "conversate"?

Now all I have to do is perform a self lobotomy and I'll be a shoe in. Trinity here I is coming. I'm off to DC to get my refill of idiot pills. My monster immune system fought off the last batch. I have to remember some of the cheat answers to the entry exam:

1 - Cocoon - stuttering way of describing people of darker shade, such as myself
2 - Hodeedo' - What to yell when running late for the train
3 - "Run-nicca-nicca-nicca-RUN-nicca-nicca-nicca" - Sound Mr. Smith's chainsaw makes when caught in his farm at night

I'm am soooo acing this test.

#100 - conversate actually is a word as in the sentence "I was runnin' so fast, my conversate the pavement". It was the white man's plan to eliminate that word from our lexicon, nothing more.

This is exactly why orange clones such as yourself should stay away from harmful chemicals....they eliminate brain cells.

I mean, assuming you had any to begin with.

You really shouldn't spend all of your time bitch fighting over the internet. Only employed people with real educations can do that.

Shouldn't you be filling out a college application right about now? You really need to support those 12 kids that are living out of your car.

I think someone took a shit on comment #103... oh wait, that was me.

You're hilarious.

"conversate the pavement". That is good. Very good. I'm using it.

You know, Rich, I eat twenty-something smartass girls for breakfast. For lunch, their boyfriends.

#62. "Black run" countries don't have problems simply because of the color of the residents skin.

"Black run" countries have problems because ignorant ass white government officials create obscene laws and contribute to the diminishing welfare of the people in these countries.

Just thought I would clear that up.

106 - Commish, you are giving me wood - bad girl.

What? Wh... WHOA! Is DanYELL starting to act up again? Did she develop amnesia? Am I missing something?

DanYELL, don't make me open school here about shit AGAIN!

Conversate the pavement is very funny. hee hee.

educative however, and we gots to go talk to the admission folks at Trinity.

?Excuse me?

J- Seriously, how many times do I have to tell you to not mix alcohol with your daily dose of Viagra? Shut the Fuck up....how hard is that to do?

Let me, for the sake of being fair and balanced (that's right, I'm FoxNews up in this beeotch) defend two points made by one who I shall not name. "Educative' is in fact a real word, though remedial English at Trinity, whose syllabus was written in chalk on a hot DC pavement, does give the disclaimer stating that it is rarely if ever used. Hence, an example of a child being enamored with a word and looking for the first chance to inject it into a sentence (out of context or not).

Secondly, Black run countries do suffer the enduring after effects of colonialism and unfair and imbalanced trade pratices and international reticence, thereby perpetuating corruption and cynicism in their already impoverished populaces. It, of course, is not intelligent to equate 'Black' with crime or ignorance. Sadly the terms are interlaced due to centuries of neglect and malcontent. Idiots like Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson and #111 perpetuate thoughts of ignorance and inherent fallacy by continually playing the victim role instead of taking full grasp of the opportunites this country affords them when available. I wear my race like fucking a badge of honor in person, but keep my private shit private in forums such as this, lest I slip up and end up Sarah-jeaned or damnYELLed (shit, I said 'it'). There, I have officially kicked my soapbox in #111's 19 year old fucking face.

Jrz, while you out lynching SJ, #111 was giving you googly-eyed props, waiting for ways to use the 'dumb as a box of hair' comment at 'school'. Commish, I'm trying that gravel idea. #111 needs to send us fucking royalty checks, because you know she uses this material at 'school'.

I'm off to smoke a fatty now. You fucking people make me laugh.

Rich:

I think I have a crush, quite frankly.

Preach on, preacher man.

Obviously a few posters are having problems with reality, first of all black driver doesn't equal stopped by the police. However any driver with a lead foot and an itching case of lane changing-itis as if the world were ending will be stopped by the police regardless of race. Granted most black people severely lack in driving skills and etiquette in general. This isn't a racial comment I'm simply being honest, black people are the most obnoxious and rude people in the world and everyone knows this. It takes come courage to say it because there are alot of panty waist sympathisers out there who are going to defend black people regardless. Obviously 50 Cent is among the morons who can't drive or else we wouldn't even be commenting on this incident. The truth hurts yes but its the truth so deal with it. Don't go off on some tagent against me making street slang insults or some other non english shit. I know a few people agree with me here so I'm in halfway decent company.

Seriously, DanYELL, have you lost your mind? Did you get hit by the Trinity Shuttle and develop amnesia?

I really think she needs to cut her losses and have a phoenix like rebirth, being that she keeps getting burnt to a crisp. (And no, that's not racial, because she's probably lighter than Janet Jackson). She needs to retire her name and come back as something like PlzLuvMee or TrinitySoph, so we can all forget about her idiocy and copycatted (yea, fuck it, I just made that word up) retorts.

Rich, maybe she should move to Maine?? She might have a friend there with something in common? Just a thought.

Well she's probably the same color as peanut butter, so she better beware of the pussy licking chihuahua.

Plainclothes cops as traffic cops ? Man I tell you the USA is closer to full fledged Fascism with each passing day.

it could be his latest music video

*Everyone, please disregard all comments made above this one...they know not what they do*

*Please pray for them*

#121 - Shut the fuck up troll. I thought good Christian girls at Christian colleges were supposed to foreswear the use of profanity. Reread #112 and fucking learn something. Idiot.

I just want to know how he made bail with only 50 cents...

they should just impound the car

Why is it that when a black person does something illegal it's because they're black or poor? A white person commits a crime, and it never because they're white or poor. WINONA RYDER is white, and one of the richest actresses in the U.S., and one day, she decided to take a bunch of bags and a pair of scissors to a department store, with every intention of ripping off some inexpensive clothing. She had NO reason to do this. She can afford whatever she wants. She CHOSE to steal. It's a moral decision. Crime has nothing to do with skin color, and all you racists, no matter in what direction your racism goes, need to be sent to IRAQ to fight. Bet you wouldn't complain about SHIT after that! PRICKS!!!!

i did use to listen to 50 cent, also hip-hop from about 1999-2002. One of 50p's albums, called ''Guess Who's Back?''. I didnt agree with the lyrics very much but it was creative and sounded lyrically arstic in a way. It woz much more underground and less commercial sound.

Listen to his music now, bahahahahahaha. Can you say commercialism? Candy shop? A collabo with justin timberlake? Jesus christ, thats absolutely terrifying!!!