Aug 24 2006William H. Macy thinks Lindsay Lohan should have her ass kicked

William H. Macy in super short shorts is a wet dream come true. Don't deny the public their satisfaction.

http://www.hulkmad.com

Who shot William H. Macy??

Assassins in your head baby!

She is actually so nasty that she makes me sick. What kind of ugly ass shoes are on the end of her white polka dotted legs?

in the 3rd and 4th pictures, her boyfriend looks brain damaged. (insert obvious joke about how perfect they are for each other)

one, i have seen Macy in short shorts. i did not cry. maybe it's the moccasins which would put me over the top.

second: lindsay lohan was hot circa mean girls. now she just looks gross and 27. which is past almost anyone in hollywood's prime. except Macy.

third: the forehead on the guy in the picture. is he a midget? or a little person, as i have been informed they like to be called. b/c only they have foreheads that big

i am now aware of my inconsistent method of numbering

Lohan has some freakin' chubby legs. The good news is that if her work ethic doesn't kill her career soon, her looks will.

The sperm donor looks like the love child of George Michael and Lance Bass, if long, sweaty sessions of lubeless anal sex could produce a child, that is.

The dull, yet content, look on his face is priceless. Frontal lobotomy or overdose of tooth whitening chemicals?

Hmmmmm, ...

cankles!

Lindsay looks like garbage.

also... people need to stop wearing those horrible ankle boots, everytime i see them i die alittle inside.

*vomits*

Eeeewww, even her legs have freckles! I think that retarded guy is wondering if playing "connect the dots" counts as foreplay.

What the hell's with the huge bag? I mean, you can tote a kilo in a bag way smaller than that. And kicking her ass will only assure you a wet and wild on the ol' firecrotch express... probably with her role model mom holding the KY coated whip.

WHM rules. Lohan drools.

How romantic, holding that cigarette together...

Lindsay's boyfriend, Harry Morton, truly is one of the most unattractive, dorkiest "men" I have ever seen. He looks really unclean...not unlike her, and he looks like he's gotten serious plastic surgery too. There's something really unnatural/alien about his face--his forehead especially. On top of all that, I'm pretty sure Harry gets his eyebrows waxed, which is always a big laugh when guys do, because they end up with women's eyebrows.

she looks quite old. Isn't she still a teenager? It looks like all that partying has caught up with her. Rode hard, put away wet as the saying goes. If it is night time, why are her pupils so small? Camera flash, or blow?

@11 Don't you know? The bigger the ho, the bigger the bag. It has to have room for a. 12 inch dildo/vibrator b. a couple kilo's of coke c. a bong and some weed for retarded boyfriend and d. at least 3 different bikinis.

He's quite the looker, tho, innhe? Too good for her, that's for sure.

William H. Macy is my hero du jour.

Does this bitch have weekly plastic surgery? Because I swear to fuck she looks like a different person every post. She goes from cocksucking gypsy fo fat grandma to child molester and now crack whore? The girl is practicaly a freak of nature.

#5 - "is he a midget? b/c only they have foreheads that big"

Don't forget about Tyra "8-Head" Banks & one of the newest & most awful female additions to music, Rihanna. You could tag graffiti on that thing without running out of room. She should ALWAYS wear a bang.

William H. Macy used to just be my idea of the perfect actor to play Ned Flanders in a live-action version of the Simpsons. He is now also one of my heroes ;0}

Across the country, I can almost smell the stench coming from those shoes.

For her so called 'super star status' Lindsay sure settled low with this dufus. Also... what's with her new crack head chic look lately? Nasty.
xo

Tom Cruise called, he wants his medical correction shoes back.

Nothing wrong with a midget or two.

Eww those legs: so very fake-tan-on-its-seventh-day. And the orthopaedic shoes? Or are they called shoots? She should be!

LL better hurry up and get her deteriorating self into Playboy while they can still perform their airbrush magic, otherwise she's only going to be fit for Hustler. Regardless, her decline will continue, until she finds herself giving lap dances at Jumbo's Clown Room, followed by the inevitable slide to her ultimate end, overdosing in a seedy motel off of Sunset Strip.

As for WHM, he fuckin rocks.

The guy on the left has a really fucking odd shaped head, or maybe it's just the way he is cadishly sporting that rather fetching bonnet

If all actors had WHM's work ethic and world view there wouldn't be a need for sites like The Superficial, and that would be a good thing for humanity. Sadly, it they don't and here we are, performing our civic duty to bash these assholes. It is also sad that Lohan isn't getting her ass kicked every second, of every hour, of every day, of every year, of every century, of every millenium, in this universe and all its alternate incarnations 'til the end of the existance of the fabric of reality from the moment ....err you get the point.

Maybe her Auschwitz Chic look wasn't such a bad idea afterall?

#16 - HA!!! Thanks for clearing that up. She might want to think about a pack of asbestos condoms as well, you know, just in case Corky there wants to fuck her a second time.

...corky.

what the hell is she wearing on her feet?!?!?!

Lohan's reply "What the heck do ya mean? I'm cooperatin' here!"

I loved Macey in Fargo, could not help myself!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

The girl is excrement. Maybe some deserve fame and fortune, she does not.

Nice smile on the boyfriend. Looks like he's wearing his granny's new dentures.

It's cute how William H. Macy acts as though he's still relevant.

http://www.celebslam.com

he should beat her up

How come her legs have been photoshopped in the last pics? Is she, in reality, even grosser than this? Is that possible?

Why do people with bajillions of dollars dress like such retards? Hire a stylist, honey!

This should make for an interesting rest of the filming of Georgia Rule. Isn't Macy's wife in it with Lohan?

34- William H. Macy is very relevant. He's a major talent. he's an academy award nominee and a two-time emmy winner, he writes and produces. his wife is an amazing academy award nominated and emmy winning actress. He's been in too many cool movies no name and he has several movies coming up. And he's one of the cooler more realistic people in hollywood.

Ahh who cares, she can show up late. Or better yet... not show at all. She's too hot to have to give a shit what anyone thinks!

she looks gross. and on something. is she wearing biker shorts?

Why does she insist on trying to start a fashion trend with the shorts and heels look? It's a HORRIBLE look. Especially with those ugly ass shoes she has on. Those might be her "special" shoes that she has to wear when she's high or drunk so she doesn't fall down go boom.

and william h macy is right.

oh now billy don't go getting your jealous on.. just cause simplicity huffman hasn't had the plastification of her boobage done like ho-han has doesn't mean you should be a mean girl too..
and really, he shouldn't be advocating any more stingy ass bosses in the world.. we've got plenty of those as it is..
http://www.stingybitches.com/www/Stingy%20Boss%20page.html

HOORAY FOR SKANKS!

*still vomitting*

Fucking ridiculous. Now, I'm not saying that being an actor's a cakewalk -- for those really good actors, like William H. Macy, that seriously consider it a craft, I'm sure it is demanding work.

But for some cunt like Lindsay Lohan to have such trouble dragging her ass to a set on time, when she leads the most charmed of lives, is ridiculous.

I don't mind getting to my regular old 9-5 office job on time, because I know there are far worse jobs out there. Fucking Lindsay Lohan; I hope people stop hiring her, the entitled, spoiled bitch.

A toast to William H. Macy. You'll never see him on the Fish, and that's because he's a respectable actor and man, and definitely not a attention whore like Hohan. He's 10x the actor that Lohan will never be.

@34 Maybe if you'd watch something other than whatever it is you're watching you'd know otherwise.

1. Lohan looks ridiculous. She looks like a 35 year old Cocktail waitress in Reno NEvada who earns a little extra money giving hand-jobs out at the trailor park on weekends.

2. Good for Macy, I think that it's time Hollywood stopped coddling these douchebags.

3. OMG!!!! I posted this in the other section as well. You guys HAVE to see the entire Nichole Ritchie Annorexia shots. Especially the hips and legs. She looks like she should be covered with Flies begging for food in some 3rd world nations. Attaching the link here.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/nicole_richie_can_dish_it_but_she_cant_take_it_20060820.php

Tell me that isn't sick!!!!!

Dammit! Never mind, The picture was Photoshopped. Crap, it totally fooled me. Sorry for the mis-post.

That bitch next to Lohan tried to get the new Cardinals stadium named the Pink Taco. His family apparently made their money operating a restaurant chain in California called The Pink Taco. Doesn't that just ooze class? Other than homosexuals, who doesn't want to go to the Pink Taco? I wonder what his next venture will be? A chain of hot dog restaurants called The Big Cock? I suppose he's got his hands full right now just fucking Linds. You just know this bitch is as lazy and demanding in the sack as she is on the set. Probably berates him when he comes too early, refuses to suck dick because Meryl Streep doesn't. As to his mental retardation, do the math - he's dating Lindsay Lohan and he's SMILING.

Not to be picky or anything, but can we talk about the nail polish for a minute? In almost every single photo of her she has horribly chipped nail polish. Call it a peeve of mine, but nothing quite says skank like fugly nails. And that dayglo D.O.T. orange polish doesn't help. Damn woman! With the kind of cash she gets thrown at her for doing whatever the fuck she does, you'd think she could afford an occasional manicure.

And WHM is god.

Amen.

wow. the guy she is with is a real gem.

The Pink Taco Ballpark? I mean, I like to park my balls in a pink taco, but I'm not even sure that's the same thing.

Meryl Streep doesn't suck dick? There goes that wet dream...

51--It's okay to be picky. We're all about picky. That's what we're here for!! :)

@50 If you are going to say unfunny gay shit do you think you can do it in 20 words or less?

Is Lindsay's bucket-mouthed mother going to issue a statement to William H. Macy now the way she did to the guy who wrote her about what a immature twat she's acting like?

@55 - Go felch your father. How's that?

That douchebag with her looks like he had mistaken toothpaste for white out.

His family made their money with Morton's Steakhouses and the Hard Rock cafes/Hotels. Pink Taco is a little toy they threw Harry's way so he can pretend to have a job. LOADED and LAYING LOHAN! Can you understand why he's smiling?

I'm only the 60th person to get in line to kick Lohan's ass?

#55 - Your post was:
a. gay
b. unfunny
c. 21 words
You have been reported. Piss off, eh? You're obviously new around here. UNWASHEDMASSES is a rock star.

Thanks Jacq, the feeling's mutual.

I heart you William H Macy. You and your loofas and avocado mud masks and googly bug face. I heart you.

I love William H. Macy as well. He rules. Lindsay can go away anytime now. go with Tom Cruise and start a company where no one will go see your movies. GO AWAY!!!! And your boyfriend is ugly and stupid. Did anyone see where the Daily Show interviewed him about his assinine "Pink Taco" chain? It was good although it made the uptight lady trying to get the name banned look like an asshole too.

I had Lindsay last night on her mom's bed.

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I think her bf is sexy..too bad he now has V.D though..such a waste.
TEAM MACY!

I don't remember banging you Jake (65). Must have been too high I guess.

I hate her stupid shorts and her legs are so discolored, it must be hives, or just sunspots or maybe she's actually part leopard. She makes me sick.

I bet her feet stunk after wearing those unbreathable shoes for hours, actually, they probably stunk before she put them on, she just looks like she always is musty smelling!

#51

Oh that's not nailpolish ...

Why is she wearing Jazz shoes?

I mean, they're great for the 'ol Kick - Ball - Change, but she looks like she ditched dance class and is now sitting on a picnic table at Dairy Queen giving an ilicitly detailed description of her Fan Kick to anyone that will listen...

What a dirty cunt this one is.

nice...loving it...but, they could all just not hire her anymore and she'd fade away