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Dear Mr. Fish: Please do not use words like 'propogation' so early on a Monday morning, especially since I have yet to recover from my tequila and weed binge last night. It hurts my brain and oddly, makes my nuts itch. Many thanks.

Itchy nuts....propogate THAT

so we have to wait for breaking news? i guess i'll go to cnn.com until it's fixed.......

figures

GROOOOOOSSSS! Someone took a shit on comment #5... This isn't the Flava of Love... what the fuck?

i'll let that 1 slide since you're mentally challenged and all.

somethin' = damnYELL? I thought I smelled you here...

8 year olds are sooo funny. in about 20 years, you should grow into your maturity...and your dick.

but, until then...keep cracking your funny little jokes.

Why are you two so hateful?

Sorry #10, damnYELL the cunt has self loathe issues we're trying to help her work through, as well as a complete ignorance for the rules of language, grammar, and etiquette. She offered to hump me in another thread, and I still can't make her go away. I'll ignore her when the next story comes up. I didn't even know they had computers in prison. My apologies.

im sorry #10. i'll try and ignore Casper next time. sorry for the inconvience.

please grow up, casper.

I'm ain't white damnYELL, you lovely 'African-American' queen. And of course by 'African-American' I mean Black, by lovely I mean mouse like and by queen I mean fucking moron. Damn, I did it again... I apologize again #10...

oops..sorry. you must a beautiful alien.

by beautiful i mean grotesque, and by alien, i mean....alien.

"i'm ain't" what kind of grammar is that? i swear, you get dumber by the second.

the color of my skin is not black, it is brown.

hmmm. yours must be orange pink, or gray. damn it! i can't tell since you turn sooo many colors. here's a little know fact:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism.

so true, so true.

Shouldn't all those BLACKs be 'African-American'? Or is that only for those filled with self hate? Tell your own stories. Idiot.

oh here we go again danielle starting with the racism shit again. You start it, people throw it back at you & then you claim everyone else is a fucking racist. It goes both ways twatbag.

By the way - your white boss told me to tell you (because he can't speak to you directly, you know) that he wants his laundry extra-starched & done by 4pm tomorrow. And he likes his coffe black, like his assistants.

zzzzzzzzzzz. oh i'm sorry, did you ghosts say something? i was too busy sleeping, due to the fact that you both are so lame and boring.

but now that i'm awake: richport?- what the hell ARE you? ...some kind of creature of the damned or something? get a life.

seroiusly biatch HO, i left your ignoramus ass over a MONTH ago. find someone else to bore with your elementary retarded antics. kay?

my boss, told me no such thing you crab infested, roach eating douchebag. YOU, on the other hand, NEED to find an employer so that you won't have to beg for money on the street 24/7 to support your coke habit....your dead-dy must be proud.

i just CRACK myself up sometimes. whew!

#20 Of all words to use, crack? Fucking racist pig.

p.s. twatbag, as you so perfectly put it, this is a skank free site, so do us all a favor and DIE. please.

please die now BITCHport. you are no better than me, using racial slurs. dont get amnesia now. you know you are a racist slutbag whore. just admit it.

#18

She sure is like a chainsaw, isn't she? The last time I was filled with self hate was when I lost a $20 bill. That lasted about 5 minutes. And that time I misplaced my weed. Thank goodness I adopted that retired DEA dog... he found it in no time. Or that time someone poured me a tequila shot that looked slightly smaller than everyone else's. Or that time I said Paris Hilton wasn't THAT bad looking. Each time I got over it. Just as surely as TCLTC, damnYELL the cunt loves the drama. The stories here bore her. She just looks for signs of potential racism and screams. Fucking idiot. Jesse Jackson would NOT be happy...

neither would your slut of a mother, but hey? i wouldn't be happy either if i gave birth to a deformed tranny.

Now why would you bring Tranny into this? He's a great poster, unlike yourself, and is hardly deformed; I've seen pictures. And my mom a slut? C'mon damnYELL, you can do better than that...

you're right, i shouldn't have called your mother a slut. i'm sorry. i'll go sit in a corner now.

As long as it's in front of a firing squad, no problem.

you couldn't just leave that alone could you?

go back to preschool where you belong and jerk off to Barney and Friends you perverted jackass.

SHHHHHH!!!!!! curl up and die.... SHHHHHH...

shhhh. grow up, get educated, and get a job. shhhh.

danielle - did you pick up your welfare check today? Cause I thought I saw you hanging on a street corner on 42nd & 8th Ave with a 40 in hand and crackpipe in the other. And I saw your kids on the next corner doing the same.

biatch HO- tsk. tsk. tsk. you really shouldn't point out your relatives like that. geesh, now i actually fee sorry for your ass. i left you a month ago. please refrain from talkin to me or about me. you're worthless, just like your dried up daddy.

game over, you white trash, living in a fairy tale, wannnabe hollywood prostitute.

-thee end.

ooohhh your comments weally hurt my feewings! the best part about all of this I know you get pissed off & steamed about this shit and I could care the fuck less about what you say to me.

I rule & you know it. Just admit it. You can jump on the bandwagon, it's cool. Except if you're black & a carpet-munching lesbo like I know you are.

where did these lesbian slurs come from? ewww, get away from me! no wonder you've been stalking me. yuck! no thanks, i am strictly hetero.

yeah, i'll admit that you rule...when pigs fly. damn it, your mother flew yesterday! i retract my first statement then.

oohhh good one... mommy jokes! At least i know who mine is.

obviously you don't.

you're clearly just stretching at this point to try to get the last word in. and failing miserably at it you reject of society.

"reject of society" or "better than you"?

get lost, you lame ass excuse for a human being. i got the last word a month and half ago, and i intend to get it today, tomorrow, and there on.

you're a nobody, recognize this fact and then run into on comming traffic. please.

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I??? NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHH.... you fucking carpetmunching crotchrot infested goat fucker.

Crotchrot? I thought damnYELL was a disgusting word, but you've taken it a step further. Kudos.

bitchport, umm yeah...you would think anything and everything is disgusting. i mean, i would to if i were called that everyday. kudos...fugly.

can you please stop using the things other people say to you & then throw it right back at them. If you're gonna be a cunt at least be creative & humorous. then maybe your aunt jemima momma would love you again.

notice how i'm ignoring cuntbag whores....so beneath me. but i guess cuntbag whores don't take hints that well, so let me spell it out to you, cuntbag whore: G-A-M-E O-V-E-R.
got that? wanna buy a vowel?

It's over because you can't take me on anymore. I win! Fucking loser!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, you won..just like you won the special olympics 2 years ago.

but fine. i will no longer entertain your mentally challenged ass. so whatever it takes to get you to stop stalking me, sure why not...have a field day and tell your mommy you won. maybe she'll give you a cookie for your hard efforts, or a bitch slap, whatever you immigrants these days prefer.

congrats!

maybe your jemimamomma can cook me up some chitlins & fried chicken???? do you think she has time inbetween the rich people's laundry for them??

ugh a no. but i'm sure your reality pornstar whore of a mother could whip you up a batch, i mean after she's done giving your fourth daddy a meaningless blow job of course.

make sure you tell her to wash her hands first! yucky.

you know, your comebacks aren't as clever as they were when i first spoke to you months ago. maybe you need to charge up your battery powered brain some more, i think its signal is getting a bit weak.

damnYELL, seriously, shouldn't young bitches like yourself be out there playing with boys, practicing fellatio, and, since you're from DC, getting preganant? I mean the whole stand up thing just isn't going to work for you.

I thought you were ignoring me? HHmmm, are we starting to get to you fuckbucket? Are you getting all angry inside to the point where you need to go let off some steam in the back alleys of DC with a crackpipe & a pimp? Hope so, because then you'll end up exactly like I imagine you to be... dead on the inside.

if i were talking to you, bitchport, i would address your skanky ass. i mean seriously...take a hint. you're a loser bitch who obviously loves to stay in the ghetto part of dc and cry at night in your cardboard house and then get on here to trash other people who are far more superior than your homeless ass, just to make yourself feel better. please go and get some therapy..quick.

Biatch HO aka herpes genital whore:

actually, i was ignoring you, cunteater...and nobody gets to me..especially not your bastard ass.

"bonnie and clyde", is what you two lovers should be. of course, you'd have to change the names to "bobo and crabs" to suit you two better.

"dead on the inside" ahhh the clever things that you can pull out of your ass. seriously, your comebacks are lame, whose feeding you these lame antics?..your 2 year old brother?

Living across the street from a college, or even living somewhere like College Point, doesn't technically mean you go to college. Oh yea, Howard's a university. Idiot. And it's ok to use caps at the beginning of each sentence, they do frown upon lowercase letters in higher education.

what are you telling me that for? I already KNOW that. YOU, on the other hand, got your degree from the back of a matchbook..so techinically...you're the idiot.

i never said Howard "wasn't" a university, asswipe. but anyways, i'll let you get back to cleaning the streets...or your ass..whichever one comes first.

Punctuation, idiot. Unlike humanity, its not your enemy.

your wording amuses me. try and make a whole sentence next time....is that too much to ask from a 7 year old?

i can't understand a word you're yelling.
And actually in post #47 you were addressing ME even though many posts ago you said you were going to ignore me. I was just saying... that you're an asslick.

how does it feel to be so hated? and to not have friends? or to be ugly?

wait, I can hear your answer already... you should know BIATCH HO! You're as predictable as a black racist.

how old are you again?

i mean seriously, all of the things you just listed above relate to you. who are you trying to fool? we all know you're fugly, poor, and have no social life whatsoever...so just give it a break already.

I'm 9 & 3/4's, yourself? Can't WAIT to hit double digits next month!!!

your sooooo funny. i mean seriously. i missed your cunning comebacks when you left a while back. where did you go anyway?

damnYELL the cunt. I just taught my kid how to say that. Oddly, it makes me smile.

that would actually be "you're soooo funny". You know, when you have to use an apostrophe to separate 'you' from 'are'.
Of course anyone who actually graduated from middle school would have known that.

And I went to hell & back so I could get some pointers on hating...

#61. yeah, that's fantastic...considering your kid is a dog.

#62. this coming from an elderly person named biatcho. tsk tsk tsk. please don't lecture me about apostrophe's and lettering unless you've actually moved forward from elementary school.

i should've known you went to get some pointers on hating, seeing as though you already hate yourself.

I fucking adore myself, are you fucking kidding me?? I've got more charm in my clit than you have in your entire afro (both of them)!

I can't even believe you seriously just said "yeah, considering your kid is a dog".
You talk about 10 year old comebacks? That is the worst I have heard to date! from anyone. ever.

thats great that you adore yourself.......

(laughing)
(choking)
(laughing again...)

oh please, come on, choke some more... and again, and again. Please die on your own vomit, please. do the world a favor and die.

#66 why don't YOU die already? i can't possibly die yet, since i've only been on the earth for 20 years. you, on the other hand, are what? 60, 70ish? go ahead and croa...no one will miss you. and i do mean no one.

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hmmm. these dots look like the zits on your face. funny.

you're just not even a worthy adversary at all. You're a lame fuckbucket, boring & contrite. as i said before, do hope you choke on a cock tonight ho.

Idiot 20 somethings are the reason I come here... from Hohan, to Porous, Shitney, and Jessica. Debating 20 year olds, however, is like eating glass. I can imagine damnYELL the cunt with her hands cupped over her ears, shaking her head vigorously back and forth, screaming "LALALALALALALALALALALA, I CAN'T HEEEAAAAR YOU!!!!!!". Which monkey are you? I'd have to guess Hear No Evil. So young and yet so full of self hate... we could have used someone with your blind rage back in the day, but now it just sounds tired and ignorant. Go read a few books, make sure they're right-side up, then get back at me. I'll make sure to harass you periodically to remind you that you're a fucking moron. And please, PLEASE, try to say something, ANYTHING, funny at least once in a while, on at least one of the threads. I'll be sure to give you props right before I bitch slap you.

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