August 16, 2006
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler take advantage of MySpace
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are having some sort of weird battle over MySpace, each posting their own version of their marriage and tearing into the other. Shanna writes: "I am very devastated and very much heartbroken over the demise of my marriage and for the upset of my family." Travis responded on his own MySpace, talking about how she had cheated on him and was a terrible mother.
In the scathing blog entry, Barker claimed that on a typical day, he would get up with his children at around 5:30 a.m. Moakler, on the other hand, stayed in bed until around 2 p.m. and was frequently out late partying, said Barker. He added that the couple's kids often referred to their nanny as "Mommy." Barker also claimed that Moakler had neglected to mention that she would be competing on the third season of Dancing with the Stars or that she had a MySpace page. "I was informed by our realtor that Shanna was doing Dancing with the Stars? Why wouldn't she tell me, right?" he wrote. "A MySpace account? Where she posts pix of our kids and her and I half naked? Weird?" However, Barker's true breaking point came when he discovered condoms in their home, according to his posting. "We don't use condoms ever," he wrote, insinuating that his wife had been unfaithful, a claim he also made to the New York Post. "I'm sad to say those allegations [of infidelity] are true," Barker told the paper via a rep. "My priority will remain my children." Moakler responded to Barker's accusations through her publicist. "I have been 100 percent faithful in my marriage and a devoted mother, two facts of which Travis is well aware. I still happen to be very much in love with Travis, and his using the media to take low blows at me isn't just embarrassing, it's hurtful. "I feel he should be putting his family first instead of his pride." She also lashed out at Barker's MySpace posting, calling it "far-fetched" and claiming she was concerned for his sanity. "If that MySpace site was truly created by Travis, then I'm seriously concerned for his mental well being," Moakler told TMZ.com on Tuesday. "The picture he paints is so far-fetched that I can't believe this is his reality. If it is, then I'm truly concerned for him. Perhaps the lifestyle he leads is taking its toll on him. For the sake of our children, I hope that he seeks professional help." Rather than responding in kind, Barker apparently chose to remove his rant from his MySpace page Tuesday without further comment or explanation.
It's about time we had a serious break up. All these amicable separations are so boring. When you split up with somebody you shouldn't just smile and say you're still friends and wish the other well. You should question your partner's sanity and make wild accusations of infidelity. Hopefully before this thing is over one of them will have driven their car through the house in an effort to run the other over.
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Comments
1. Posted by Rimmer on August 16, 2006 3:58 PM
Bitch probably dresses like Bai Ling too.
2. Posted by Giggles on August 16, 2006 3:58 PM
Who ARE these people?
3. Posted by industro on August 16, 2006 3:59 PM
Who?
4. Posted by Kungfujen on August 16, 2006 3:59 PM
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler ... who?
5. Posted by Fugurself on August 16, 2006 4:01 PM
Beauty and the Beast. Question is who is Beauty?
6. Posted by Rimmer on August 16, 2006 4:02 PM
They should have gotten a manny instead. Damn nanny left those condoms there. Damn homewrecking nanny.
7. Posted by scienceguy on August 16, 2006 4:02 PM
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guard on his front bumper that could crush our little Geo Metro like a tin can."
8. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on August 16, 2006 4:03 PM
This guy looks like Satan. I have a hard time picturing him as a dear, devoted dad, even if he truly is one.
9. Posted by YoMamma on August 16, 2006 4:04 PM
HE dumped HER???
WOW.
10. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 4:05 PM
At least there's still space on his forehead to tattoo "LOSER" backwards, in nice block letters. Then he'll be reminded what a cock he is everytime he looks at himself in the morning. Damn you MTV!!!! Damn you to hell!!! What's next? Sharon and OZZY splitsville??? Say it ain't so...
11. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 4:05 PM
I don't know who they are but she should be very happy they're breaking up. I mean, LOOK AT HIM...he looks like Michael Alig and Jello Biafra had a baby together. A very ugly, skinny baby with lots of tattoos.
12. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 16, 2006 4:07 PM
Damn! I was going to do a story on the this. Blast you thesuperficial!
http://www.celebslam.com
13. Posted by PunjabPete on August 16, 2006 4:07 PM
Sure is gonna suck getting that bitchs face removed from his adams apple... Check the pic...
14. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 16, 2006 4:18 PM
He look's like a tattooed Pee Wee Herman.............
15. Posted by thatshot on August 16, 2006 4:18 PM
Has anyone ever seen their show? It was one of the Carmen & Dave, Nick & Jessica shows, but seriously they looked like the most normal, adoring couple I've ever seen... And he's sooOOO sketchy looking, but it didn't even matter because he was like a total mushy sweetheart. I'm actually really disappointed they didn't work. I'm beginning to lose faith. Brad and Jennifer, Nick and Jessica, Carmen & Dave, Denise and Charlie, Kate and that Bearded Man... I swear if Will and Jada break up I'm never getting married.
16. Posted by Rimmer on August 16, 2006 4:20 PM
#13 Yeah. I just asked a professional and he told me that tattoo can only be altered into a cock head.
17. Posted by nc72 on August 16, 2006 4:37 PM
She's a former playmate.
http://www.exposay.com/its-splitsville-for-the-barkers/v/3197/
18. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 4:39 PM
15--Don't worry, Brit and K-Fag will save the institute of marriage. ye of little faith.
19. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 16, 2006 4:47 PM
You know Superfish it would be nice if you told us WHO THE FUCK THSE PEOPLE ARE!!!! Not all of us are into teeny bopper pop-punk pussy bands that think the more tattoos you have the "cooler" you are. Now, if I bothered to give a flying fuck I would like to say," Hell yeah, another celebrity(?) relationship down the drain. Makes us feel better about our inadequacies.
20. Posted by Praz on August 16, 2006 4:48 PM
She has a fat face, and she's always made up like The Joker. I'd still hit it, but only for the right to brag that I'd tagged a playmate.
21. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 16, 2006 4:50 PM
Shanna's been married to Oscar De La Hoya, dated Dennis Quaid, and is now in the process of divorcing Travis Barker. What do these three completely different people have in common other than dropping loads up Shanna? They are all rich and famous. She has to be one of the most blatant starfuckers out there. Any bets as to who what celestial being she fucks next? Hoff? Scott Baio? Gary Coleman?
22. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 16, 2006 4:59 PM
Just noticed the asshole in question has a tattoo of Shanna on his neck. Brilliant.
23. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 16, 2006 5:15 PM
You know I agree, destroying other people emotionally is just such a joy. I think that is exactly what the world needs more of... after all we are just hairless monkeys, why not fling some poo. For those needing that 5th cup of coffee today... sarcasm heavily indicated here.
24. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 16, 2006 5:22 PM
She does have a fat face. But way porkable(pun intended). OINK!OINK!
25. Posted by clarknova on August 16, 2006 5:32 PM
She's a shameless gold digger I wonder if she found any gold in his assh.
26. Posted by Nikk The Templar on August 16, 2006 5:52 PM
Go Travis.
Now go find yourself a down-ass chick, instead of some golddigging slutbag.
27. Posted by hesboolala on August 16, 2006 6:19 PM
That man has his soon to be ex wife tattoo'd on his neck.
Bet that hurt like fuck.
What are you going to cover it with? a picture of a rose?
You dickwad.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
I mean seriously.
28. Posted by eringirl on August 16, 2006 7:09 PM
That's not Shanna on his neck, it Marilyn Monroe.
Also, it's not like he didn't know these things about Shanna before he married her. But before he married her he liked it - stay in bed all day with me, great! Have a nanny take care of her daughter so we can go out all night, perfect. He's just trying to look like the good guy. I mean, as HUGE of a pothead as he is, he's gotta do what he can to be sure he looks like a model parent.
29. Posted by justlikehoney1 on August 16, 2006 7:10 PM
Travis Barker is the drummer for the band Blink182 and Shanna Moakler is a former Playboy Playmate. If it weren't for my job, I'd have no clue who she is either. And it's only because of their MTV show that I know who he is. Like thatshot (#15), I checked out re-runs of their show whenever it came on @ work. They seemed like a normal & happy couple. But one thing's for sure, that heffa is LAZY!!!!
Travis isn't lying when he says she would sleep all day & spent very little time with her oldest daughter (her kid with former fiance Oscar DeLaHoya). She was very clingy and whined all the time about Travis having to leave her to go work. I saw no reason for them to have a nanny since Shanna hasn't worked for the past 4 years! A hard-working man like Travis isn't going to allow her unemployed ass to completely ignore her duties as a wife & mother and not have shit to say about it. She's stupid for losing him. Hopefully, she will get her shit together before the divorce is final. We'll see......
30. Posted by Toonlite on August 16, 2006 7:12 PM
blah blah blah...I DON'T CARE!!!
31. Posted by LL on August 16, 2006 8:15 PM
What grade are these people in? Jebus. I guess it really is the 21st century when couples trade nasty comments on their MySpace page. And he probably took the crap off MySpace because his lawyer advised him to. Or at least his lawyer should have advised him to, and if he/she didn't, he should get a new lawyer.
I especially love it when guys who would not get a former Playmate in a million years unless they were wealthy are surprised when their wife turns out to be a lazy-ass golddigger. That's like marrying a crackhead and then being surprised when your TV and all your credit cards disappear. I'm not saying you shouldn't take every opportunity to hit it when said opportunity presents itself, I'm saying you bang the groupies, you don't marry them. Damn.
32. Posted by Me on August 16, 2006 8:36 PM
that tattoo is Marylin Monroe, not Shaina... and he (Travis of Blink-182) is one of the nicest, most sincere guys around. Maybe if you watched 5min of the show before you start bashing people on looks alone you would know that, and stop being such ass holes. Now, don't you have to run off and make fun of more random people you don't know rather then facing your own pathetic lives? Better get to it!
33. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 9:30 PM
32 - No "Me", I/we, would rather make fun of you (Me) then "run off and make fun of more random people I/we don't know rather then facing my/our own pathetic lives"!
Quite frankly though, I'm all out of steam, but maybe you can spread your sunshine here:
http://www.alyson-michalka.org/
It just seems more your style.
34. Posted by clarknova on August 16, 2006 9:37 PM
#32 Got to Oprah! Go to Oprah! Biatch!
35. Posted by Me on August 16, 2006 10:09 PM
Make fun of an even more random person you know even less about???? Wow, you are making yourself sound even more pathetic then you had seemed.... ooh, I think a new Britney story is up, hurry, go cream yourself and call all your friends!.... get a life.
36. Posted by clarknova on August 16, 2006 10:27 PM
You idiot, making fun of people you don't know and don't want/won't know in your whole life is what this site is all about. Those people you're lamely trying to defend(and that you pretend to know in some some sort of delusional way) don't give a shit about your whole existence, so shut the fuck up.
37. Posted by thesarahficial on August 17, 2006 12:44 AM
LOL sending breakup emails through myspace...what is this world coming to? And how do they know its even them on myspace because there's like a cagillion fake people on there. but i really COULDN'T care less about this story.
38. Posted by skafairy on August 17, 2006 7:50 AM
And here I thought Dina Lohan was going to win "mother of the year".
Competition is FIERCE this year.
39. Posted by skafairy on August 17, 2006 7:51 AM
And here I thought Dina Lohan was going to win "mother of the year".
Competition is FIERCE this year.
40. Posted by Alice B. Toklas on August 17, 2006 9:16 AM
so what good is posting about their Myspace sites without a link so we can see them for ourselves...? hehe
41. Posted by Alice B. Toklas on August 17, 2006 9:17 AM
so what good is posting about their Myspace sites without a link so we can see them for ourselves...? hehe
42. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 9:45 AM
Talk about Annorexic....It's amazing to me that even MTV would put somebody who is so obviously a Meth Head on TV.
43. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 9:46 AM
Talk about Annorexic....It's amazing to me that even MTV would put somebody who is so obviously a Meth Head on TV.
44. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 9:47 AM
Talk about Annorexic!
I can just see this guy checking out Nichole Ritchie and saying "She'd be cute if she didn't have that fat ass"
It's amazing to me that even MTV would put somebody who is so obviously a Meth Head on TV.
45. Posted by SuperShallow on August 17, 2006 10:03 AM
sweet, she's ugly and he always has that look on his face..What's up with that?
46. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 11:52 AM
Fuckin-A, talk about Man-orexic! This guy looks at Nichole Ritchie and thinks, "Hey, she wouldn't be bad if she lost some weight" I'm surprised even MTV would give a show to such an obvious Meth head.
As for this story....all I can think about is their kids, Drug addict for a dad, bimbo for a mom, they should put some money aside for thearapy starting now.
47. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 1:38 PM
Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!
48. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 1:52 PM
Shit!!!! Sorry for the multiple posts. :(
49. Posted by thr3eLibras on August 17, 2006 5:27 PM
Is it just me or does travis barker not look like the surley older brother to pee wee herman.
I love that we live in a country where you can be in a crapass band that sucks and your wife can have a faltering career as a hooker, and then you do one season of a reality show that no one watches and yet you still are famous.
Jesus christ- wheres the aspirin
50. Posted by clarknova on August 17, 2006 5:46 PM
Both him and her are fucktards
51. Posted by KelKel on August 21, 2006 11:47 PM
Travis needs to grow the fuck up and get on with life.
52. Posted by Taylor on August 22, 2006 12:10 AM
He looks like turkey, I'm surprised she even looked at him in the first place.
53. Posted by Dirt McGirt on August 30, 2006 10:59 PM
The one comment back a ways is totally true: this ass clown from a bitch boy band thinks the more tattoos he gets the "cooler" he is. And the girl, although she is an "amazingly talented actress" ('my mom was deaf too,' she says in Pacific Blue), IS a star-fucker. I'd still hit that though.