August 28, 2006
The Emmys and such featuring Evangeline Lilly
I feel like I should say something about the Primetime Emmy Awards. Although considering I'm a deaf mute I figure my emotions would be best expressed through pictures. Random pictures. Of people at the Emmys. So for absolutely no reason except that I'm disabled and deserve your pity I'll be posting random pictures from the Emmys throughout the day. It's my way of saying, "What the fuck are you saying? I can't hear you. I'm deaf, jackass."
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Comments
1. Posted by danielle on August 28, 2006 9:18 AM
wheeeeeeeeee
2. Posted by Sol on August 28, 2006 9:20 AM
Fair enough.
Ms Lilly looks well.
3. Posted by dupababy on August 28, 2006 9:20 AM
hip hip hooray! a fotofest of fug!!!!
4. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 28, 2006 9:24 AM
*masturbates furiously*
http://www.celebslam.com
5. Posted by jrzmommy on August 28, 2006 9:26 AM
Please post a photo of Farrah Fawcett so we can discuss her hideous plastic surgery. What the fuck happened to her 3/4 of her nose? Anyone else see that bizarro tribute to Aaron Spelling with the original Charlie's Angels? Just plain old-fashioned awkward.
6. Posted by Verbal Osmosis on August 28, 2006 9:27 AM
Can't dispute these pictures. The most beautiful woman in the biz.
7. Posted by ScarletDove on August 28, 2006 9:36 AM
Where's the hobbit????
8. Posted by Chodite on August 28, 2006 9:39 AM
Hottest chick on TV right now... well, besides Nicole Stickie Richie.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
9. Posted by jamiew on August 28, 2006 9:40 AM
Wow she seriously needs to get blinged up, maybe this would do:
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/03/29/rojtman-diamond-to-be-auctioned-along-with-other-magnificent-jewels/
10. Posted by jrzmommy on August 28, 2006 9:41 AM
I think the funniest line of all night was Helen Mirren's comment that she was glad she didn't go "ass over tit" on her way up the steps to accept her award.
11. Posted by jillybean on August 28, 2006 9:45 AM
Nice to see she's not part of the binge and purge group. Aka Nicole 'Skeletor' Richie.
12. Posted by 10pennypixel.com on August 28, 2006 9:49 AM
Anyone else find her terribly annoying and ugly?
http://www.10pennypixel.com
13. Posted by guymorgan on August 28, 2006 9:53 AM
-Yawn-
Fair enough, but it's a shame you were not retarted enougth to not post this :[
Nice wanking material any how
14. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 28, 2006 9:54 AM
Evangeline looks wholesome.
15. Posted by RichPort on August 28, 2006 9:57 AM
#5 - What the hell is the name of the "Angel" that was talking first, Katie who? She's had so much 'corrective' surgery done she looked like she sat on a fucking spike. In fact, that's the same look I had when I caught my first girlfriend going down on uncle. What's that...? Off topic...? My bad... fucking flashbacks, the wierdest things bring them on.
16. Posted by StomachPunch on August 28, 2006 9:59 AM
the only reason i watched the emmys is becuase my internet connection went down and i had nothing else to masturbate to....its as difficult process, masturbating to emmy whores that is.....One minute they show eva longoria in her low cut dress, getting you all worked up and ready to spank that monkey and all of a sudden the camera pans in on dennis franz...
http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com
17. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 28, 2006 10:03 AM
Are Evangeline Lilly and Ellen Pompeo wearing the same dress? I guess Pompeo's is more shiney...and less hot.
18. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on August 28, 2006 10:06 AM
Evangeline Lilly looks sweet
The girl next door guys like to meet
Like Katie Homes used to
Till with Tom Cruise she did coo
Now a baby's attached to her teat
19. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 28, 2006 10:11 AM
Nicole Richie thinks Ms. Lilly looks like a cow. That's why she starves herself, because Lord knows she can't be looking like Lilly, Biel, Theron, or any of those other fatties. Thank God for women who still eat.
20. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 28, 2006 10:14 AM
So I guess the Superfish has given up on trying to write funny commentry.
21. Posted by jrzmommy on August 28, 2006 10:18 AM
15--Kate Jackson... she was the "smart" angel. I think she was also on "The Scarecrow and Mrs. King." I liked the little bitch-slap shout out "we're reclaiming our brand" to Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz.
22. Posted by Jake on August 28, 2006 10:18 AM
The best-looking woman at the Emmys. I want to fuck her skull.
http://wampoon.com/
23. Posted by beanncheese on August 28, 2006 10:21 AM
Not only is she hot but you get to see her in Lost repeats, over and over and over again.......
http://www.spoonspam.com
24. Posted by vainandlovingit on August 28, 2006 10:33 AM
nice dress,i have nothing else to say..so i am not going to say anything...i guess i should get back to work orshould i fuck the dog for another 10-15 minutes? man i think i had too much coffee this morn...almost afternoon...its 11:30here, good almost lunch time...what should i have for lunch today...i think i am going to run out of space soon...may be not. i would rather be home right now drinking wine wearing sweatpants.well i think i should get back to work. i feel sorry for anyone that will read this..hope i piss people off with my twaddling gibberish so they will leave nasty comments about me...at least it wont be as boring as reading about the emmys. god i hope noone reads this whole thing...
25. Posted by vainandlovingit on August 28, 2006 10:36 AM
oh yeah it is my birthday this wednesday...
26. Posted by SheasGirl on August 28, 2006 10:44 AM
www.freeclanchat.com
27. Posted by BLucky on August 28, 2006 11:04 AM
Too bad she doesn't have a personality to go with her looks.
28. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 28, 2006 11:06 AM
@18- Who died and made you Nipsey Russell??
29. Posted by RichPort on August 28, 2006 11:13 AM
TCLTC
30. Posted by kandyk0119 on August 28, 2006 11:23 AM
She looks un-proportioned
31. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on August 28, 2006 11:35 AM
Just for you, #28, because you're so inspiring. :-)
The day before old Nipsey died
He took me most gently aside
Told me he'd soon pass
'Cause he'd crawl up your ass
The cops called it stink homocide
I love you, never stop being so clever, K?
:-)
32. Posted by The Devil's Prom Date on August 28, 2006 12:09 PM
good for her- looking foxy on the red carpet is a long frickin' way from hawking chat lines on those late-nite commercials, and vanna white-ing video game accessories on tech tv.
33. Posted by Equalparts on August 28, 2006 12:21 PM
#12. No, are you fucking stoopid or something?
I'd have that bitch callin' me daddy allll niiiiiiight looooooong.
And I'm a chick.
34. Posted by Equalparts on August 28, 2006 12:22 PM
Except, that eyelener job is freakin' horrible.
35. Posted by RichPort on August 28, 2006 3:38 PM
#1 - As lame as it is, you should have just said "FIIIRST", you fucking moron.
36. Posted by LL on August 28, 2006 5:53 PM
Now this is how a bitch should look at awards shows. Doable, but not skanky. Boobs up where they should be, no conspicuous self-tanner. Hair brushed (see Britney, it's just this easy), face glowing but not shiny like that scuzzball Paris is shacked up with. I didn't watch the show, but I'm assuming Evangeline wasn't chomping on gum at any point. Well done. For how NOT to dress up for awards, see the mother-daughter fright show known as Joan and Melissa Rivers. Sorry, girls, but it's for your own good... I say it with love. Well, not love, really, but not active hostility, either.
37. Posted by ChikaDeeDeeDee on August 29, 2006 5:07 AM
@13: Do you always post with a lisp?
38. Posted by countess on August 30, 2006 1:08 PM
I thought her real name was nicole.
any way. she looks better than her gig with live links.
http://www.livelinks.com/index.jsp
eek
39. Posted by lisad71 on September 1, 2006 8:18 AM
Evangeline Lily is so freakin' beautiful. Whether she's running around on Lost or at an awards show. She still is so unspoiled by Hollywood. It will be nice if she stays that way.