Tara Reid gets owned by Paris Hilton

Nope. Don't really care that I can't see the video.

Tara Reid has been conspicuously absent from the news lately.

http://www.celebslam.com

Dear Superfish and TMZ,

Please refund to me the past 48 seconds of my life.

Signed,

mrs.t

Does she even count as an actress anymore? It seems like all she does with her spare time is eat burritoes and go clubbing...and she used to be so hot.

http://wampoon.com/

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Tara - meet the final nail in your coffin.
Now please move the F out of L.A.

You couldn't even do porn now.

http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com

i remember thinking she was so hot in van wilder. what the hell happened?

I can't get the video to play. It keeps giving me an error message telling me, "If the file is on the internet, connect to the internet and try again. If the file is on a seperate disk, insert the disk and try again."

Does anyone know if this video has been hosted elsewhere so I can see it?

let's not forget that tara reid has pepperoni nipples!

http://www.funderpants.com

What I really want to know is, why the hell are they playing Footloose by Kenny Loggins?

Did anyone else notice that the songs that can be heard emitting from this self proclaimed "too good for D-list celebrities" hot spot are "Footloose" and "My Boyfriend's Back"?

I don't know who's more pathetic, Tara Reid for being turned away or Paris Hilton for not turning herself around when she realized what they were playing.

In other news, people who sleep with Paris Hilton have to swab their genitals in Tilex:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485290/

Wow, that was actually a little bit painful to watch. I am embarassed FOR her! Yeesh. But then again it is Tara Reid... she has no shame, why should this be any different?

but...why the hell would you want to go there? The music sucks!

What is most sad is that she continues to stand there after being denied access. I would have left with my dignity... not stand there looking like a sad puppy that no one wants to bring home. The music is really lame for a trendy club and the look that Paris gives just says.. hey, I made a sex tape and you didn't... so I am too cool for you.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

I think the comedy value would have been so much higher if reidy had been let in and paris denied

Oh, how the might have fallen. Although it's hard to fall much lower than she already was.

~Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com

#9

That's what I was wondering.Who the hell would want to go in to that p.o.s club. The music that play at these "it" clubs remind me of homecoming at my highschol. They must have played Paris's new tune.

Puke

I got this message:

"We're sorry!"
"Your machine does not meet the minimum system requirement in order to view the AOL Video Player."

So I hightailed over here:

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

She spanks em and she spanks em hard!

Don't sweat it Tara. It happens.
I used to have the same problem at Wendy's - that Dave guy was a prick.

Being old, used and ugly usually doesn't get you VIP to the clubs.

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I couldn't view it either. Clearly the junk filter is set higher on my machine than yours :-*

I guess she's off the wagon?!

:(

I actually feel really sorry for her.

Doesn't Tara Reid have any girlfriends left? Her entourage is a bunch of dudes.

Watch the video here

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3bRrKqo2jQ

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serves her right, bitch

The bitch doesn't even have any PRIDE left...as she was denied..with cameras on..she STAYS there as the crowd grows bigger...and people come by and give her what seems like condolences...

If I heard that music and they didn't let me in, I'd have been out of there and onto the next thing. But If I were there..i would have been let in..and I would have made them play cool music.

Can't believe Tara stands there waiting to be let in to an obviously shit club with that look on her face like she's about to burst into tears. Maybe this is a daily occurance for her now - she's used to being treated like a dried up has-been. Which is weird cos out of the two of them, Tara is the only one who was once a 'real' actress. I agree with #24. Where the hell are her friends? She seems to be there by herself. What a way to party.

Poor Tara. Good thing cocaine will always be her friend.

So "Josie and the Pussy Cats" and buying double D's only gets you on the D List? Good to know. We haven't heard much out of this salicious semen recepticle since she limped out our Rodman's place... even Carmen Electra recovered faster than that.

Who the fuck would want to go to that club anyway the music is horrible? Sounds like TGI Fridays.

This is pretty fucking sad.

Reminds me of this guy I know....Rob F.

As if the doormen have anything going for them. Hellooo? You're a fucking BOUNCER! You check IDs for a living, remember? You don't split atoms or cure cancer.

Regardless, Tara Reid is a prideless pig and if she determines her self-worth by what a fucking neanderthal doorman at a bar thinks about her then she deserves to OD on cocaine cut with Ajax.

I love to see adult women acting like high-school students. "Nyah, nyah, I get to listen to Footloose and you-ou doooon't..." "SOB!! My life is RUINED!!"

poor thing, welcome to the Z-list baby...don't cry..it will get better.

@ #6. Welcome to the world of high definition.

Come on, Footlose?

Only the last song sounds kind of decent, The Raveonettes, the rest is just lame shit.

Is it wrong to feel just a bit sorry for Tara? I mean yeah she's brought herself down and all. Does make you wonder about "friends" like Paris though. She must go through friends like others go through kleenex.

- You like Men At Work?
--what men?
-Men at work.
- well where do they work?
-- No, they're a music group.
- well what do they call themselves?
-- Oh no! What about the Police?
- You ever heard them?
-- No, but I seen them.
- Where, in concert?
-- No, behind you.

Actually I feel sorry for her too. Those doormen are just pathetic, that's the only way they can feel they exist.

I am a big Hollywood star leading the glamorous life. My exciting lifestyle includes going to the hottest nightspots in the country. Places that only the most sublimely talented artists of our nation may enter. Places that play the best and most cutting edge music in the world like Kenny Loggins' "Footloose", Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean", and The Angel's "My Boyfriend's Back". Did I say Hollywood? I meant Uzbekistan.

Tara is a four letter word...

Welcome to bizarro world where the celebs are "Paris Hilton" and "Tara Reid", and was that Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild guy hugging Tara Reid?

I wish I was alive when Sinatra, and Marilyn were the cool people to have in your club.

I'm sorry, but THAT was awesome.

The look on her face was hilarious. And yes, I'd nail Tara, Paris, or big boobies Kim.

If they paid me... in antibiotics.

Silver Dollars, Silver Dollars, Tara Reid's got Silver Dollars.

41. Don't knock the Uzbekistani nightclubs. I've heard if you supply them with enough coke and put them on the guestlist Young Hollywood will party there. But, then, most of them would go to the opening of an envelope.

Tara Reid is disgusting.

http://www.veryliberating.com

That's the club that everyone wants to get into? The music that's playing wouldn't get played in any decent club, let alone a Hollywood "hot spot". I almost feel for Tara, she hangs around soooo long because she knows when she walks away everyone is going to be looking... and laughing. The glance Paris gives her is great, especially in light of the poor album sales Little Miss Valtrex has to be proud of.

I definitely feel bad for her. All she has in life is getting trashed, how dare they deny her that. Plus I totally like her better than Paris Hilton, but that generally goes without saying.

Gary Coleman couldn't afford a hamburger.
No, seriously I'm glad that I did not watch this video.

Wow, the ONLY thing she had going for her were looks and fame....and now they are both gone.

Remember when years back she got a bunch of really good press for showing up at the Oscars NOT dressed like a whore? She was too much of a dumb-ass to realize that maybe she should try doing that more often.

As for PAris....She's a herpes riddles cow, but she's getting what she deserves being in a club where that music is playing.

why do I feel like I just watched outtakes from Zoolander?

They're both skanks

http://www.exposay.com/tara-reid/1/c/2104/

So isn't a bar supposed to make money? JFC, she would spend so much on her bar tab it would pay the rent for next month!

By the way that bar is called North and is on Sunset Blvd and is small and exclusive with a guest list.

Also, isn't that the scumbag Girls Gone Wild dude kissing her on his way out?

Nice bedhead in the back, Tara.
The bouncer and everyone waiting outside probably spotted her shagging a homeless guy in the back of her car before she stumbled out and tried to weave her way in.
Too bad. She could have danced the night away inside to Michael Damian's "Rock On."

That is sad. What? It is. haha, just kidding, who gives a shit!

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===== Tara should've left right away. This is so stupid though. Paris getting in does not make her an A list celeb. She was coming from down the pee stinking street, passed some druggies and homeless people, in her designer duds and lo and behold! she got into to a club that was plays really sucky music. LOL======= A-list? Please.=====

You can tell these stupid celebs that the next hottest nightspot to be seen at is under a bridge or in a stinky alley somewhere. So dumb.

Um, this video is probably faked just for publicity, I don't believe this shyte.

This must be a really cool club, anyway. They're playing great current hits, such as Foot Loose and Billie Jean. It seriously sounded like they must have hired a wedding DJ.

again she should have left immediately....

The reason why the music sucks is because these "hollywood" DJs are WACK!!!! These DJs arent real DJs. They are just manning a jukebox. The reason you are hearing these old wack ass songs is because of new DJ technology with MP3s and this new Wack Ass DJ system called Serrato. This Serrato system allows you to play your stored MP3s from your laptop into your turntables via a synchronized vinyl plates. So these wack ass DJs now have the capability to download any freakin song and play it at a club. As before REAL DJs didnt have this access so therefore they played cool ass new shit and added an obscure record to their playlist but it would be a dope jam. Now a days these wack ass DJs think that everything sounds cool. They dont even mix songs anymore. They just push buttons. BUT peeps who attend these clubs think its cool because its hollywood and Paris is in the house. F*#K wack ass DJs!!! Keep it REAL!!!

I intially felt kinda sorry for the skank, but then she was just standing there, lingering, like she just took a number at the deli counter and was waiting to hear that she was next. Tara should come on back to the East coast. There is definitely more starry eyed love for washed up celebs in the Hamptons and Miami this time of year.

Agreed, she should have just left. I can't wait to see the video where it's Paris not being let into a club. Her 15 minutes are almost up (should have been up a long time ago).

What was the last time this bitch worked? The only line she needs to find her way to is the unemployment line.

loving it....though i hate them both