August 28, 2006
Tara Reid gets owned by Paris Hilton
TMZ has a great video of Tara Reid being denied entry to Hyde and then moments later having her former best friend Paris Hilton waltz by with Kim Kardashian and go straight in. It's almost sad. Like watching Gary Coleman try to buy a TV only to find out his credit card is maxed out. Only it's not a TV. It's a hamburger.
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Comments
1. Posted by I'm in the nude for love scoo ba di booo salami on August 28, 2006 6:25 PM
Nope. Don't really care that I can't see the video.
2. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 28, 2006 6:27 PM
Tara Reid has been conspicuously absent from the news lately.
http://www.celebslam.com
3. Posted by mrs.t on August 28, 2006 6:29 PM
Dear Superfish and TMZ,
Please refund to me the past 48 seconds of my life.
Signed,
mrs.t
4. Posted by Jake on August 28, 2006 6:46 PM
Does she even count as an actress anymore? It seems like all she does with her spare time is eat burritoes and go clubbing...and she used to be so hot.
http://wampoon.com/
5. Posted by Chodite on August 28, 2006 6:53 PM
____
Tara - meet the final nail in your coffin.
Now please move the F out of L.A.
You couldn't even do porn now.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
6. Posted by lohanjob on August 28, 2006 6:55 PM
i remember thinking she was so hot in van wilder. what the hell happened?
7. Posted by jaclynstone on August 28, 2006 7:02 PM
I can't get the video to play. It keeps giving me an error message telling me, "If the file is on the internet, connect to the internet and try again. If the file is on a seperate disk, insert the disk and try again."
Does anyone know if this video has been hosted elsewhere so I can see it?
8. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 28, 2006 7:06 PM
let's not forget that tara reid has pepperoni nipples!
http://www.funderpants.com
9. Posted by cerisier on August 28, 2006 7:35 PM
What I really want to know is, why the hell are they playing Footloose by Kenny Loggins?
10. Posted by Mock Turtle on August 28, 2006 7:53 PM
Did anyone else notice that the songs that can be heard emitting from this self proclaimed "too good for D-list celebrities" hot spot are "Footloose" and "My Boyfriend's Back"?
I don't know who's more pathetic, Tara Reid for being turned away or Paris Hilton for not turning herself around when she realized what they were playing.
11. Posted by frenchtoaststix on August 28, 2006 7:55 PM
In other news, people who sleep with Paris Hilton have to swab their genitals in Tilex:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485290/
12. Posted by McRican on August 28, 2006 8:01 PM
Wow, that was actually a little bit painful to watch. I am embarassed FOR her! Yeesh. But then again it is Tara Reid... she has no shame, why should this be any different?
13. Posted by yesdnil311 on August 28, 2006 8:09 PM
but...why the hell would you want to go there? The music sucks!
14. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 28, 2006 8:19 PM
What is most sad is that she continues to stand there after being denied access. I would have left with my dignity... not stand there looking like a sad puppy that no one wants to bring home. The music is really lame for a trendy club and the look that Paris gives just says.. hey, I made a sex tape and you didn't... so I am too cool for you.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm
15. Posted by Dory on August 28, 2006 8:32 PM
I think the comedy value would have been so much higher if reidy had been let in and paris denied
16. Posted by Barbara Grimes on August 28, 2006 9:02 PM
Oh, how the might have fallen. Although it's hard to fall much lower than she already was.
~Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com
17. Posted by Cleosneedle on August 28, 2006 9:36 PM
#9
That's what I was wondering.Who the hell would want to go in to that p.o.s club. The music that play at these "it" clubs remind me of homecoming at my highschol. They must have played Paris's new tune.
Puke
18. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 28, 2006 9:36 PM
I got this message:
"We're sorry!"
"Your machine does not meet the minimum system requirement in order to view the AOL Video Player."
So I hightailed over here:
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
She spanks em and she spanks em hard!
19. Posted by Binky on August 28, 2006 10:19 PM
Don't sweat it Tara. It happens.
I used to have the same problem at Wendy's - that Dave guy was a prick.
20. Posted by scrooge on August 28, 2006 11:40 PM
Being old, used and ugly usually doesn't get you VIP to the clubs.
http://www.hulkmad.com
21. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 29, 2006 1:30 AM
I couldn't view it either. Clearly the junk filter is set higher on my machine than yours :-*
22. Posted by hotintempe on August 29, 2006 2:18 AM
I guess she's off the wagon?!
23. Posted by Sassy on August 29, 2006 2:21 AM
:(
I actually feel really sorry for her.
24. Posted by polypam on August 29, 2006 2:49 AM
Doesn't Tara Reid have any girlfriends left? Her entourage is a bunch of dudes.
25. Posted by 18000rpm on August 29, 2006 3:38 AM
Watch the video here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3bRrKqo2jQ
http://qwuiki.com
26. Posted by Cruzadas on August 29, 2006 4:01 AM
serves her right, bitch
27. Posted by Zanna on August 29, 2006 4:09 AM
The bitch doesn't even have any PRIDE left...as she was denied..with cameras on..she STAYS there as the crowd grows bigger...and people come by and give her what seems like condolences...
If I heard that music and they didn't let me in, I'd have been out of there and onto the next thing. But If I were there..i would have been let in..and I would have made them play cool music.
28. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 29, 2006 4:50 AM
Can't believe Tara stands there waiting to be let in to an obviously shit club with that look on her face like she's about to burst into tears. Maybe this is a daily occurance for her now - she's used to being treated like a dried up has-been. Which is weird cos out of the two of them, Tara is the only one who was once a 'real' actress. I agree with #24. Where the hell are her friends? She seems to be there by herself. What a way to party.
29. Posted by NunoH on August 29, 2006 5:10 AM
Poor Tara. Good thing cocaine will always be her friend.
30. Posted by RichPort on August 29, 2006 5:36 AM
So "Josie and the Pussy Cats" and buying double D's only gets you on the D List? Good to know. We haven't heard much out of this salicious semen recepticle since she limped out our Rodman's place... even Carmen Electra recovered faster than that.
31. Posted by ob1 on August 29, 2006 6:34 AM
Who the fuck would want to go to that club anyway the music is horrible? Sounds like TGI Fridays.
This is pretty fucking sad.
Reminds me of this guy I know....Rob F.
32. Posted by jrzmommy on August 29, 2006 6:43 AM
As if the doormen have anything going for them. Hellooo? You're a fucking BOUNCER! You check IDs for a living, remember? You don't split atoms or cure cancer.
Regardless, Tara Reid is a prideless pig and if she determines her self-worth by what a fucking neanderthal doorman at a bar thinks about her then she deserves to OD on cocaine cut with Ajax.
33. Posted by Tuffy on August 29, 2006 6:52 AM
I love to see adult women acting like high-school students. "Nyah, nyah, I get to listen to Footloose and you-ou doooon't..." "SOB!! My life is RUINED!!"
34. Posted by Mtg Babe on August 29, 2006 7:29 AM
poor thing, welcome to the Z-list baby...don't cry..it will get better.
35. Posted by ob1 on August 29, 2006 7:39 AM
@ #6. Welcome to the world of high definition.
36. Posted by clarknova on August 29, 2006 7:46 AM
Come on, Footlose?
37. Posted by clarknova on August 29, 2006 7:47 AM
Only the last song sounds kind of decent, The Raveonettes, the rest is just lame shit.
38. Posted by popegoestheweasel on August 29, 2006 7:57 AM
Is it wrong to feel just a bit sorry for Tara? I mean yeah she's brought herself down and all. Does make you wonder about "friends" like Paris though. She must go through friends like others go through kleenex.
39. Posted by sirap on August 29, 2006 8:14 AM
- You like Men At Work?
--what men?
-Men at work.
- well where do they work?
-- No, they're a music group.
- well what do they call themselves?
-- Oh no! What about the Police?
- You ever heard them?
-- No, but I seen them.
- Where, in concert?
-- No, behind you.
40. Posted by clarknova on August 29, 2006 8:17 AM
Actually I feel sorry for her too. Those doormen are just pathetic, that's the only way they can feel they exist.
41. Posted by iburl on August 29, 2006 8:24 AM
I am a big Hollywood star leading the glamorous life. My exciting lifestyle includes going to the hottest nightspots in the country. Places that only the most sublimely talented artists of our nation may enter. Places that play the best and most cutting edge music in the world like Kenny Loggins' "Footloose", Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean", and The Angel's "My Boyfriend's Back". Did I say Hollywood? I meant Uzbekistan.
42. Posted by vainandlovingit on August 29, 2006 8:37 AM
Tara is a four letter word...
43. Posted by SuburbanCowboy on August 29, 2006 8:38 AM
Welcome to bizarro world where the celebs are "Paris Hilton" and "Tara Reid", and was that Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild guy hugging Tara Reid?
I wish I was alive when Sinatra, and Marilyn were the cool people to have in your club.
44. Posted by Bioplant on August 29, 2006 9:32 AM
I'm sorry, but THAT was awesome.
The look on her face was hilarious. And yes, I'd nail Tara, Paris, or big boobies Kim.
If they paid me... in antibiotics.
45. Posted by saltpeanuts on August 29, 2006 9:49 AM
Silver Dollars, Silver Dollars, Tara Reid's got Silver Dollars.
46. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 29, 2006 10:02 AM
41. Don't knock the Uzbekistani nightclubs. I've heard if you supply them with enough coke and put them on the guestlist Young Hollywood will party there. But, then, most of them would go to the opening of an envelope.
47. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on August 29, 2006 10:18 AM
Tara Reid is disgusting.
http://www.veryliberating.com
48. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 29, 2006 11:21 AM
That's the club that everyone wants to get into? The music that's playing wouldn't get played in any decent club, let alone a Hollywood "hot spot". I almost feel for Tara, she hangs around soooo long because she knows when she walks away everyone is going to be looking... and laughing. The glance Paris gives her is great, especially in light of the poor album sales Little Miss Valtrex has to be proud of.
49. Posted by Courtney on August 29, 2006 11:47 AM
I definitely feel bad for her. All she has in life is getting trashed, how dare they deny her that. Plus I totally like her better than Paris Hilton, but that generally goes without saying.
50. Posted by Praz on August 29, 2006 11:51 AM
Gary Coleman couldn't afford a hamburger.
No, seriously I'm glad that I did not watch this video.
51. Posted by Spindoc on August 29, 2006 12:18 PM
Wow, the ONLY thing she had going for her were looks and fame....and now they are both gone.
Remember when years back she got a bunch of really good press for showing up at the Oscars NOT dressed like a whore? She was too much of a dumb-ass to realize that maybe she should try doing that more often.
As for PAris....She's a herpes riddles cow, but she's getting what she deserves being in a club where that music is playing.
52. Posted by biatcho on August 29, 2006 2:11 PM
why do I feel like I just watched outtakes from Zoolander?
53. Posted by nc72 on August 29, 2006 3:11 PM
They're both skanks
http://www.exposay.com/tara-reid/1/c/2104/
54. Posted by guest1234567 on August 29, 2006 3:39 PM
So isn't a bar supposed to make money? JFC, she would spend so much on her bar tab it would pay the rent for next month!
55. Posted by salstress on August 29, 2006 5:40 PM
By the way that bar is called North and is on Sunset Blvd and is small and exclusive with a guest list.
Also, isn't that the scumbag Girls Gone Wild dude kissing her on his way out?
56. Posted by EazyE on August 29, 2006 7:16 PM
Nice bedhead in the back, Tara.
The bouncer and everyone waiting outside probably spotted her shagging a homeless guy in the back of her car before she stumbled out and tried to weave her way in.
Too bad. She could have danced the night away inside to Michael Damian's "Rock On."
57. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 29, 2006 8:05 PM
That is sad. What? It is. haha, just kidding, who gives a shit!
58. Posted by pagebetty on August 30, 2006 9:00 AM
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===== Tara should've left right away. This is so stupid though. Paris getting in does not make her an A list celeb. She was coming from down the pee stinking street, passed some druggies and homeless people, in her designer duds and lo and behold! she got into to a club that was plays really sucky music. LOL======= A-list? Please.=====
You can tell these stupid celebs that the next hottest nightspot to be seen at is under a bridge or in a stinky alley somewhere. So dumb.
59. Posted by onesunnyday on August 30, 2006 10:38 AM
Um, this video is probably faked just for publicity, I don't believe this shyte.
60. Posted by radically4peace on August 30, 2006 10:42 AM
This must be a really cool club, anyway. They're playing great current hits, such as Foot Loose and Billie Jean. It seriously sounded like they must have hired a wedding DJ.
61. Posted by sortit on August 30, 2006 10:43 AM
again she should have left immediately....
62. Posted by bboy4life on August 31, 2006 12:28 PM
The reason why the music sucks is because these "hollywood" DJs are WACK!!!! These DJs arent real DJs. They are just manning a jukebox. The reason you are hearing these old wack ass songs is because of new DJ technology with MP3s and this new Wack Ass DJ system called Serrato. This Serrato system allows you to play your stored MP3s from your laptop into your turntables via a synchronized vinyl plates. So these wack ass DJs now have the capability to download any freakin song and play it at a club. As before REAL DJs didnt have this access so therefore they played cool ass new shit and added an obscure record to their playlist but it would be a dope jam. Now a days these wack ass DJs think that everything sounds cool. They dont even mix songs anymore. They just push buttons. BUT peeps who attend these clubs think its cool because its hollywood and Paris is in the house. F*#K wack ass DJs!!! Keep it REAL!!!
63. Posted by lisad71 on September 1, 2006 8:14 AM
I intially felt kinda sorry for the skank, but then she was just standing there, lingering, like she just took a number at the deli counter and was waiting to hear that she was next. Tara should come on back to the East coast. There is definitely more starry eyed love for washed up celebs in the Hamptons and Miami this time of year.
64. Posted by Ms. Sass on September 1, 2006 2:35 PM
Agreed, she should have just left. I can't wait to see the video where it's Paris not being let into a club. Her 15 minutes are almost up (should have been up a long time ago).
65. Posted by bakismaki on September 1, 2006 8:53 PM
What was the last time this bitch worked? The only line she needs to find her way to is the unemployment line.