Aug 30 2006Suri Cruise gets art dedicated to her crap

his rendition of mans' inhumanity toward man.

How about he does a cast bronze of a 30' penis and call it Tom's Adoration of the Cock.

May we call this man a crap pedophile?

holy shit.

BTW, where's suri?

This is so retarded.

yes this is retarded, but THIS is fucking classic!!

http://www.nbc4.com/entertainment/9762628/detail.html

I am a blooming artiste myself, and for my next exhibition I would like to cover Tom under six feet of dirt.

How about a bronze of TC's poop, I mean career, I mean, aw fuck it... they're both getting flushed down the ol' porcelain throne anyway.

The LochNess Monster's existence is more well-documented than Suri's

http://www.celebslam.com

I see that plaster replicas will be available for purchase. I think I'll pick one up as an investment. Early retirement, here I come!

Some animals are not fit to live with the others, and must be put down.

Thus, it follows that some humans are not fit to live with others, and also must be put down.

One of those humans is Tom Cruise. The other is the poop artist. Katie Holmes, however, is fit to live amongst the rest of us.

Thank you.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family."

I hope he mistakes memento for a mentos, he ate the placenta, why not the first shit?

This shit is just fucking crazy, and bronze...........

LOL!!! Tom, that's got to go against scientology, somewhere... The funniest part is the specialist--a meaningful momento--yeah. I'll be right back, I have to go drop some meaningful momentos of my own.

wtf is this? national bodily functions week?

I like how they call it "fine art." I fucking hate artsy fartsy avant garde dickheads.

@6

Oh my God!

I can hear sister-in-law now. "Control freak this, BITCH!" (As she pours the candied yams over Kyra's bad dye job. Wanna bet she'll opt to work the holidays this year instead of facing the family?

how shitty - I hope they put some lacquer on it...

This is why the arts are always the first thing to go in schools. Because of pieces of shit like this, literally. Fucking ARTEESTS can all go fuck themselves & their gay ass boyfriends while drinking chocolatini's with their faghags.
I blame Jesus...he had to go & give people the silly idea that you should be different & let your message be heard by the masses, even if they think you're crazy.

Any word on whether or not Tom's going to sue? It this does see the light of day, we'll see what her shit looks like before we see what she looks like. Nice.

How ridiculous is this? I'll bet the crap is easier on the eyes than the kid is, otherwise we'd have seen her by now. And don't tell me no one's seen her yet because Tom values her privacy...he's the biggest attention whore this side of Paris Hilton.

16--I think Kyra will be doing the weather in Billings, Montana next.

Hmmm, I wonder if this based on a RUNNY turd, or something a little more solid? How about a nice bronze sculpture of her fucking shitty little diaper???

I wonder what alien feces looks like??

Here is a wonderful little clip of Little Suri, she is so cuuuuute - she is about to regurgitate her Romulan unicorn's milk - enjoy!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLmhGb4ZdZo

@20

Would have made my week if she had said something more interesting like, "Damn, my pussy hurts from the pounding my boyfriend gave me after my husband went to the gym this morning".

virtual poop for a virtual baby... tom, katy "suri" give up, no one is swallowing your bullshit... ( no pun intended)

hey look, it's creepy mcpherson and wide-eyed holmes.

http://wampoon.com/

Suri is an evil, scaly, fanged, green blooded, fucked up little runt who has come to our planet to overthrow our very way of life - she must be stopped at all costs..,

24-I was hoping for, "I gotta watch out for my brother. His wife is such a fucking pussywhipping douchebag. It's mother's fault he's such a gutless pussy. I mean, she dressed him in girl's clothes and made him take baths with her until he was SEVEN, for chrissakes. Oh, you don't know......our mother was a raging alchoholic! Father would go on these 'business trips' with his 'friend'....."

As if the child isn't going to be fucked up enough with a psycho daddy like Tom Cruise, now she will have a daily reminder of just how screwed her life is.

Where are my other scatologists when I need them?!?!?!

How can they bronze the poop when you KNOW Tom ate it?
The only shit I will ever touch is the one that I take in my hand right before I slap Tom Cruise on a red carpet. THAT will be awesome.

@28

Sounds like some shit my kid would say to get out of music class and "get to see the counselor" instead.

Way more entertaining than Suri shit. Some people bronze the first shoes, some people bronze the first excrement. Surprised Tom doesn't make "Kate" spit out his jizz so he can pickle it and save it for all eternity.

Tom bronzed his first pair of shoes with a lift in them.

She's a skanky, psychotic, rubber-faced, bug-eyed little dirtbag who pisses out battery acid and she wants to overthrow our entire system...she was nursed by Courtney Love which makes her even more unstable...

The artist should do a piece about Tara Reid being so brave as she was standing outside a bar that wouldn't let her in.

This is a shit story.

#34...

Make sure one tit is showing...

doesn't suri actually mean shit in some messed up sciontology based language? i'm gonna go jump on my couch

Here is a private clip of little Suri's first diaper change - quite intense, but the TomKat handlers were able to get through it...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SK79aAyqZQ4

Good grief. Next he is going to bronze his own poop and fling it at people while jumping on Oprah's couch. Naughty Tom.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I feel ill. Will someone PLEASE take that poor child away from those people.

That is of course if there is a child...

nasty!

You're all glib

As if there wasn't already enough useless crap in this World!

http://www.DogsAtTheMovies.com

As if there wasn't already enough useless crap in this World!

http://www.DogsAtTheMovies.com

#18 - confusion. You mean that isn't you? You're posts are so misleading. Dammnit and I was gonna ask to be your faghag too. Bitch.

#28 ha ha ha ha

Is it right that child slaves are toiling in mines to produce the metal ore to cast this poo?

*sigh*

Typical artfag. When you can't sell your work on its merit alone, make "shit" up!

Looks like I'll have to dig up Andy Warhol's body so I can piss on it again.

"Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."

Here's the scoop or poop heh. Wonder if it's wet...

http://www.exposay.com/suri-cruise-poops-too-shows-display/v/4016/

you gotta be friggin kiddin me

#18..I went to a fancy pants art school. I don't drink chocolatinis and I don't think poop is art. Stop putting people in boxes and using big words you barely understand, just continue to be the forum whore.. something you comprehend.

Xenu is coming...

Be ready when the shit hits the fan.

Ugh. How did I know this piece of shit (pun semi-intended) was spawned from the same hack who made that Britney Spears abomination?

Yeah, I guess technically this might be art. MIGHT be. But this "sculptor" is giving everyone else in the business a bad name. It's not enough that his work is dedicated to the shittiest celebrities around; he has to go and make it as weird and horrifying as he possibly can. He would take real art and shit on it the way Suri Cruise (if she exists) shits in a diaper. Just what the hell IS this guy, anyway? And, more importantly, do I have to call him an artist? Because that title seems entirely too good for him.

I don't even know why this is pissing me off so much. It's pissing me off BECAUSE it's pissing me off. And the fact that it's getting so much attention only pisses me off MORE.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family."

Yeah, whatever.

Imagine how poor Suri is going to feel at high school when all the other kids start bagging on her cause he father got her first Shit moulded. Then again it'll probably be some weird as scientology school if they have schools.

AND What is even freakier is how is poor Suri going to feel knowing that someone out in the world owns the cast of her first dump because it's up for auction.
Having her first poo moulded will haunt her for her entire life just think of her tombstone for gods sake...

Rest In Peace
Suri Cruise
2006 - 2076
Her Bronzed Feces will never be forgotten.

#18--Don't listen to all those jealous haters!

I've got an idea for this guy's next work of "art": John Travolta's Man-gina

Oh my god...hopefully this is not going to set a precedent for bronzing other bodily functions...what the heck........? Fine art? GROOOSSSS!

what a loser

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