Aug 3 2006Scarlett Johansson might be a bovine

Gross!!!

not cool

MOOOOO

OMG, poor Scarlett looks like such a retard in that first picture. :(

I love how the ads for this page are showing up for the milk/dairy industry. Way to go!!!

nose rings like that are just wrong. shame on her.

Hmmmm, something is very FISHY about these pictures. Oh wow I did NOT go there did I? Oh yes I did!! I did! MUAHAHAHHAHA

P.S. I am not responsible for any corny-joke related deaths

Fugly! Has cellulite too...

http://www.exposay.com/scarlett-johansson/1/c/1981/

She has way bigger problems than the nose ring. Like that fucking hoopdog of a boyfriend. Maybe she got it in hopes of grossing him out so bad that he'd just run off to a baseball game/poker game/strip club/cigar store and never come back.

To me, it looks more like when you swallow the cum wads of ten male porn stars after doing 18 lines of coke and then an hour later it just kind of drips uncontrollably when you decide to go out for ice cream with your hot boyfriend. I hate it when that happens.

I think she would look better with a nose bone.

A nose bone has a straight shaft with a ball at each end.

On second thought I think she would look better with my bone in her throat with my balls on her nose!!!!

I always have the male porn stars blow the coke up my asshole, thereby avoiding the drips.

She has cankles.

@10 Osh. Ummm. Don't you think you're being a little harsh?

and I think you're talking about frozen custard? But I may be mistaken.

Hopeless

There's always room for classic observational comedy #7 so hi-fives and kudos all-around.

As for FattyMcJuggs, I've got nothing to say 'cept she's gotta a great pair of cans. If I were Australian, I would call her: sugar-tits.

This is about as interesting Scarlett Cowhansson.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-08-03-spears-safety_x.htm

Still hot.

Jesus...

Is that SNOT congregating around that goddamm disgusting nose ring, or is that just leftover mucous membrane from the last blowjob she gave??

You would think with all the money she has she would make a better effort...

Nose ring is so wrong
Sunglasses are so not this season
Shoes - well don't even get me started.

Other than that shit she's just eating an icecream walking down the street when along come the fuckarazzi. I think scarletts quite cute :) and Josh looks hot!

I use to think she was hot. That nose ring looks ridiculous....

Josh is one of those fratboys with the teeny-tiny penises. So tiny, in fact, that you can only use the term 'penis' when telling your friends about it.

Throwing-a-sausage-down-a-hallway tiny.

That cow ring goes well with the moo moo she is wearing!

Hmm. Perhaps she's engaging in that time-honored practice of Hollywood people getting ahead because of their physical appearance, and then doing everything they can to look stupid to reject it.

Remember the tattoo and vial-of-blood years for Dame Angelina Jolie?

http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm

She's actually getting in character to portray Elsie, the Borden cow.

So is the Harnett dude slippin' her that tiny penis? Or do they just like to shop together??

Love the nose ring. Hate the dress.

i like it, but obviously it won't last. she needs to get an industrial or vertical clit ring to match.

Por Josh Hartnet... You get the perfect girl and she suddenly goes all bongo on you. Nose ring? I would worry more about her trystes with Wilmer Valderama....
At least he got to hit some prime poo-nay-nay before this thing goes south...

Will someone please tell me why anyone would think this makes them attractive?

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

jrzmommy Please see comment 80 in the Jenna Jameson picture.

haha and to everyone that hates the septum piercing, check out the expression of the guy in the last picture.

#25...

She needs to be milked - her teats are sore and she's starting to moo...

@31 Imsuicidal: Don't ever apologize for being funny even if it means being rude! i.e "instead of a juice box ask your son if he wants pussy..."

AAAAAAAA+++++++++++

Hopeless,

P.s. Suck my ass, gaywad.

I'd hit it.

I don't get it. Couldn't Josh Hartnett date a full woman, instead of this teen trash-girl wannabe?

Don't get me wrong, I just think that if I had women licking my boots like Hartnett has, I'd be dating some top super models.

Hi, its called a septum piercing?
And you people commenting are retarded.

i want to fuck her

Oh that's right, you gross people call this iron rings "piercings". Forgot the name for a minute there. What? It's actually called a "septum piercing"? Oh great!! Now that fixes it all. She's looking prettier already... :S

Kill yourselves, you septum ring lovers! Kill yourselves face piercings fans! Kill yourselves you...you Scarlett Johansson white-trashes!

Let me see... will that awful piercing distract me from her fat lips wrapped around the meat monster, or cause one's hands to become obsessed with it rather than her plump mams? No, so she gets a pass... where's the pics of the other piercings?

This is my favorite:

http://www.factormostaza.com/pics/piercing/septum.jpg

Go Scarlett go!

Oh yeah, I'd definitely brand that ass...

At least she looks better than this.....
http://www.bodrods.com/images/Overly-Pierced.jpg

Awww.

That's a cute dress. And her sandals are cute.

It looks like she got some kind of lemon ice snowcone. Now I want one.

Yay Scarlett.

Shut your cakehole, kate or I'll hit you over the head with my seizure medicine...

Q - Whaddya call a cow with no legs?
A - Ground beef...

@38...Hi yourself there stranger, say, why don't you buy yourself some nice piercings to go and while you are at it, get a nice STFU tattoo as well.

Thanks

What's a septum? Is it that piece of skin between her asshole and vagina??

..and if so, why would anyone want to pierce it?? eeeewwww...

I hurt my septum once...I was pole vaulting and slipped...

Also, it got sore once after I rode a horse...

okay i can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet, but this is not a new piercing, she has had her septum pierced since she was like 16. there are tons of pictures of her with it. she keeps a spacer in it while shes filming, so the hole doesn't close up, and wears her nose ring when shes not

She should get it tattooed instead - that would REALLY fuckin' hurt!! Her septum I mean...

#52...

UGH!! So if I am on my back with my legs in the air and some guy says, "Holy fuck, nice septum!" that's a good thing right???

sure man, whatever floats your boat

I wonder if shaves her septum - mine gets pretty hairy down there...

Wow, how gross - "She keeps a spacer in it?" Is that to keep it from filling up with belly button lint or something??

#55...

Sugartits, I think you are a virulent anti-septumite...

If I was there I'd run by Josh and swipe his laptop (looks like a macbook pro). I don't care what he's got on it, (though if there are nude pics of Scarlett.....) I just want one.

@58 Sometimes it's best to leave the galactically challenged alone.

Anti-septumite. Awesome

Hopeless

He has the most effeminate hands. Yuck. I bet his wienie is really little.

HarryNipples

You're confusing the whole thing with scrotum

What really turned me on is when she played a whiny, titless, one-legged circus freak in the 'Horse Whisperer'. What can I say I have a thing for whiny, titless, one-legged circus freaks.

But the Pierced Septum Taint is chillingly repulsive!!!!

#48 here we call it a biffkin. Fuck knows why, that's just what some poeple call it.

"ooh i hurt my biffkin?!"

#48...

Where's "here"? Sounds like it might be a rainy, dark corner of the Ozarks with a lot of rotted porches with toothless hillbillies strumming banjos and a lot of whiny, titless one-legged circus freaks...

The hygiene thing must be tough, what with wiping your septum when you go potty, etc., esp. if it's pierced...I guess you have to be careful...

Here's a little video of me having some fun with MY septum - if you ask ME, this is what Josh should be doing with it, not running around Manhattan with a goddamm sno-cone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29hJZ4jMBBE

#48? - you talking to yourself??

Sorry we don't have hillbillies in my country unlike the good old USA.

FYI - I'm from NZ

Oops, I meant #64...

Gee, New Zealand doesn't have trailer parks either?

I think I have something stuck in my biffkin. Can anyone help me get it out??

It might a whiny, titless, one-legged circus freak...

I guess it is true that men will f**k anything. Beastiality isn't just for the rednecks anymore.

#68 Nope there's not one in sight. But here trailers are called caravans and people don't live in them they go on holiday in them. Just to clear that up.

God I must be bored i sound like i'm giving a lesson to a child. Roll on 4.30 - work sux ass - the weekend is almost here!

Oh, that's right I was in Rhodesia once and they call them caravan parks...over here, caravans are for gypsies and whiny titless, one-legged circus freaks...

It's actually not new...She's had it for a long time but usually wears it up. I'd find a picture of it but I'm too lazy.

So hows your caravan working out for you? You must be the biggest circus freak with your hairy nipples and all.

It is too much of a B-E-A utiful day to be spending it sending meaningless messages to fucktards.

So lighten up people - keep a smile on your dial and have a fucken great weekend! :)

That's not a new nose ring.. I'm pretty sure she's had that for quite awhile. I've seen it in pictures before. I'm assuming she probably just wears it up (inside of her nose) most of the time.

it's called a septum piercing. as in the thing that keeps your nostrils apart.

#77

Wow, I didn't know that - I usually use my fingers to do that...or my boyfriend's penis...

How bad does that hurt to get the septum peirced? I've had my nostril pierced, didn't hurt at all, but septum is probably a different story.

It doesn't look good on her. EW.

Watch it Rach, or I'll call your boss and tell him/her that you're fucking around instead of doing your work, which I'm guessing involves sheep??

#79...

Just spread your legs - only takes a minute and just hurts a teensy bit...

ew.

The most important question is: What brand of laptop is Josh holding under his arm?

@82 oooh and aaah!

Ah, I don't blame her.

She'll at least have a fighting chance to get actual eye contact from people who'd otherwise be pulled by the mighty tractor beam of those o'mazing gazoongas!

Would someone plz look at the full size version of these photos and tell me why Scarlett has more male pattern baldness than I do?

What is the dude doing with her - he's standing there looking hot with this computer under his arm, while this dumbass bitch brays openmouthed like a donkey...like ain't fair...

And my septum needs a little attention...

Q: What does it mean when a hooker has a runny nose?
A: She's full.

I will never understand the appeal of this cow nose ring look. The belly ring I understand, but that's just fugly.

A fucking sad reminder of why I moved out of the East Village. All those chicks with the stupid ugly nose rings and holes I don't know how many places on their face.

What are they after pimps? Fucking gross.

knock knock...
who's there?
gross...
gross who?
fucking gross!

@48 Even though I'm a Hopeless_gaywad - the skin between the vagina and rectum is called "taint" skin --- because it taint pussy and it taint asshole.

@34 The reason I apoligized to jrzmommy was she seemed genuinely pissed. Like a momma bear protecting her cub. I don't know if you realize it or not, but Jersey women will cut your throat just as soon as look at you, let alone a jrzmommy. I don't even want to think about it.

Visibly shudders

Obviously you aren't from NY as those are Italian Ices they are eating not Ice Cream..

#92...

Thanks for 'splainin what "taint" is - "twernt" my intention to sound ignert or nuthin'...

Besides, it's so romantic, almost like giving your hubby a juicebox...

Dear Suicidal-
I don't know why but I do it every time, I click the link in your name and they keep getting worse.
Why do you feel the need to show us a picture of 2 guys getting it on? Or a picture of a "toy" in a butt-hole? Or the whole black thing last night? I know every time I click on your name it's gonna be bad, but I'm just so fucking curious. I just don't get it. The whole butt-hole thing. Ugh, with a side of ugh!

Keep up the good work.

Oh, I almost forgot.

That's not a nose ring, it's a shiny booger.

The area between the vagina and anus is called the PERINEUM.

stupid. this shit is literally like 7 months old.

The space between the scrotum and anus is called the bonch, doesn't that sound lovely?

Or the chode....100!

I can't imagine the kind of eye watering pain that would be. Not my cup of tea, but each to his own. Just seems like a big booger trap. Although I can see that turning into a fetish site of some sort. Booger trap babes.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I thought it was called a plectrum. Or do I mean banjo strings...?

She looks like a hooker turned librarian. Kinky. Nice sensible shoes.

She looks like she's just finished doing a shoot for bangbros.com.

Her bf is really hott

booo
what a shame, probably is josh influence...

What the fuck, Scarlett? And I liked you! This is the thanks I get for not sayin' mean stuff about you? A full-blown, all-out nose ring? Fine. All I got to say to you is, "Toro! Toro!"

Now, that boyfriend of hers, on the other hand.....I'd do that, nooooo problem. Maybe he could put old Scarlett out in the corral for a while and he and I can get busy.

31--I did, de nada. It was a joke. There's nothing to apologize for, really.

i have never been so entirely grossed out by a string of comments as i am right now. i think it started with bgosh. and then harry really... i mean... i am eating breakfast. even hopless? being that gross?
i was about to compliment superfish on the changes in the site's look. but.. i just.. can't continue to participate today..

shes had that septum for a while now. it's not gross its cute. the computer josh is holding is a mac.

Do you think she's gonna get a plate in her lip and a big disc in her ear lobes? Maybe Zulu is the new look?

@106 AMEN TO THAT SISTER!

I didn't even look at the guy until I just read your post. Holy Shit, he needs me to scratch his chicken.

#47
ok actually that part of the nose is called a septum.
and yeah i had it pierced.
and yeah i have tattoos

sooooo your point?

not very classy... plus the dress and the shoes togheter just make her look not very glam... and the stupid dress is for very tall and or skinny - is not for her "mignon" figure!

Someone will make her take it out eventually. Doesn't she know she's everything BUT hardcore? What's she trying to prove? And I should know...I'm the most hardcore bitch you'll ever come in contact with.

114--do you pee standing up?? that's truly the very definition of hardcore. hee hee :)

Why in the world do people think she's attractive???

I wonder if she goes batshit when she sees anything red?

@ 116 Let me think....hhmmmm...It might have something to do with her HUGE F-ING RACK!!!

Normally I think she is so hot, but she really is turning into a cow.

I'd put a straw in her juicebox anytime. And by straw of course I mean enormous piece of man meat, and by her juicebox I mean, well, juicebox.

I once had a deviant septum...

Is that the same thing? UGH, did you read #52? She keeps a spacer in it? Yuck, why the hell would she want anyone to see it anyway, does she do nude stuff?? Yuck yuck...she should keep he septum in her pants...dirty whore...

Only a skank would show her septum on the first date anyway...

@118 - if you can cup a tit in one hand, that's big. Two hands, that's huge. Personally, I like two hands with leftovers. Giggity giggity goo!

Serptum - isn't that what a wizard carries?

@177 Comical Ha Ha
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/comical

The top picture is a typical "porn queen" pose - except she should be naked - only other thing she needs is a faceful of manjuice and she would look a lot better - the nose ring just doesn't work unless she's stalking antelope on the Serengeti...she should get rid of it and put it back down on her septum where it belongs...

SEPTUM - SEPTUM - SEPTUM

@106 & 111 - I'm with you on the Harnett thing! He is one smokin hottie! I'd like to introduce his bonch or chode to my juicebox sometime! Woohoo! Shit, I'll even let sugartits watch if she wants.

Oh yeah, and I think that look on old Scarlett's face is a brain freeze. I've had it myself a couple of times.

120- Careful with that--sometimes the straws get bent when you jam them into the juiceboxes too hard.

ahh if i remember correctly, she got her septum pierced awhile back. like, a couple years ago. she just wears a septum retainer(which isnt visible) most of the time... ive seen pictures of her with a septum ring before. yawn.

WHEN did Hartnett start SHAVING HIS ARMS.

#131...

You know using all CAPS comes off as being very hostile...get thee to a Starbucks, PRONTO!!

117 - 117 - 117

Okay, when you log onto the Superficial site there's that picture of that hideous redhead from Melrose Place and she has her mean face on and it's making me feel like there are wolves chasing me.

"Raging Bull"

#134...

I thought she was from Desperate Housewives (not that I watch that shit anyway)...or maybe the Omen...remember Mrs. Baylock?? DAMIIIIEEEEEN!!!!

@ 136, she was on Melrose before Desperate Housewhores fyi. She really does play a scary bitch well though I give her that.

#129

Not if you use popsicle sticks and electrical tape... though it hurts coming off.

who's who in picture 3? both fat ass cows as far as I'm concerned.

I like septum piercings sometimes. not on her. Josh is hott. the end.

holy crap! it's Terry Chiavo!!!

OOFAH the woman in the pink shirt. Whoa! She's so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"

that hot dog lady is HOT

The first picture would be better if it had the caption: "Insert penis here".

HEY BE NICE-

she's working towards her degree at Bovine Univeristy

23 - Absolutely fucking priceless!!

I don't know how someone who can look drop dead gorgeous at times can look like a fucking mungaloid others. Defies the laws of physics, no?

Yes yes it does. But since she only looks decent WITH makeup I would have to conclude that she is a cow. An ugly cow.

hmmm

i saw those sandals today at saks. they cost about 350 dollars.

i saw those sandals today at saks. they cost about 350 dollars.

i saw those sandals today at saks. they cost about 350 dollars.

i saw those sandals at saks for 350 dollars.

"That cow ring goes well with the moo moo she is wearing!"

lol

Why is she a star and not Thora Birch?

When did she get to be soooo fat??? A BOVINE PIG. (*snort*snort*)

Come into the Twenty-First Century, Superficial readers!

This is not new and not news.

Thankyou and good night.

Like I have been saying for a dickyear, she's fugly.

well...now i get why the site is named the superficial...that's all what's about. i cannot believe the way u think of piercings. come on people...haven't u ever thought that many of the ones that make yours dinners happier on tv, or that helps u out with something are pierced and tattooed people. take a look inside...and see whats wrong with ya.
sincerely, Juan from Argentina

Cruzadas:What's up with the hating, eh? Go nothing better to do nearing a weekend than bash on her new piercing? Jesus...I bet you get ALOT of lovin' with that attitude... retard.
And to all who hate those sort of things...I'm sure you've considered a boob job, bleaching your teeth, dying your hair, shaving your legs, getting acyrlic nails, and such...it's all the same...it's all about loving yourself, and loving the skin you're in. What makes her piercing so different from breast implants? Are they SO much more acceptable in society today? They can cause SERIOUS illnesses and complications, MORE SO than a damn nose ring. Or how about all the people who worship the sun for hours and hours on end, who end up with skin cancer? Why not bitch about something a little more serious than a removable little piece of metal?
Think about it.

Whats wrong with having a nose ring? Stop being so narrow minded. She's just expressing herself, and if she likes it, then we should just accept it.
Who cares?
shes doing it for her, not for you.

Why do people even give a damn?

1) it can be easily hid.
2) it can be easily removed.

I bet half the people commenting have a characteristic flaw, mush worse than a temporary adornment.

GROW UP.

Though I realize the mindsets I've glimpsed reading the comments on this article are not likely to change, I would like you all to take a second and really evaluate your lives.

You live in a bubble of re-assuring cackles to back up your distorted view of the world. You believe without reason that your point of view justifies your judgement and criticizing of someone you've never met. Scarlett Johansen obviously feels more comfortable inside her skin than you do.

It's not my job to win you over; I'm standing up for sanity. The temporary horror you experience when confronted with your meaningless existence will fade, I'm sure, next time you see how fat someone has gotten.

Whoa. You people are so fucking ignorant. I swear, I didn't even think people like this existed. It's a fucking septum ring for crying out loud. More and more people have piercings these days, get over it.

Oh, come on, you guys. It's a septum piercing. Many people, including myself, think that septum piercings are very attractive. She doesn't look like a cow or a bull. It looks great, not to mention that flipping the retainer up causes it to be easily hidden, which works well with her filming movies.

Lighten up, it's her body and it looks good on her.