August 16, 2006
Prince Harry gets an apology

The Sun has apologized for printing the above picture featuring Prince Harry groping Natalie Pinkham's breast. They had originally claimed the picture was taken at Boujis in 2006 but turns out it was actually taken back in 2003 before Prince Harry started going out with his current girlfriend. The Sun writes:
In yesterday’s story "The Booze Brothers" we published photographs of Prince William and Prince Harry at a London nightclub. We accept that the nightclub was the Purple Nightclub and not Boujis as we said and the photographs were taken in autumn 2003 and not summer 2006. We apologise for the error. The Sun published the photographs in good faith but we apologise to Ms Natalie Pinkham, a close friend of both Prince William and Prince Harry for publishing them without permission and for any embarrassment or offence their publication has caused. We will be making a donation to a charity of Ms Pinkham's choice.
It must be pretty sweet to be a literal prince. Although with that kind of power you'd think he'd be a little more creative than just grabbing random women's breasts in public. Like maybe asking them to get on all fours and moo for him. Or having them go out back and churn him some fresh butter.
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Comments
1. Posted by Mr Bubbles on August 16, 2006 4:18 PM
OMG I'm first. can't believe it. Anyways, nice boob groping.
2. Posted by docta on August 16, 2006 4:20 PM
yeah, i kind of wish i were that girl
3. Posted by Bioplant on August 16, 2006 4:21 PM
The Prince of Pot gets some primo punani.
Say that 10x fast.
4. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 16, 2006 4:22 PM
Her boobs are chasm-like
http://www.celebslam.com
5. Posted by ellimac on August 16, 2006 4:24 PM
What a classy gal.
6. Posted by Rimmer on August 16, 2006 4:24 PM
She so obviously jumped into the picture as he was trying to reach for his coca-cola.
7. Posted by tits_on_snack on August 16, 2006 4:26 PM
My first thought was "Why's Harry kissing some old lady?"
My second thought was "Check out William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten Windsor. He's trashed. And he has way too many names."
8. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 4:26 PM
GOOD LORD!! I just heard the dive siren from a submarine go off in my head (hahooga! hahooga! hahooga!)
They're 'bout as fake as they get, too. God, does only one plastic tit surgeon do the girls in the UK--they look just like Posh Spice's?
What's up with Prince William's face in the background???
9. Posted by ellimac on August 16, 2006 4:26 PM
Her boobs LOOK like her plastic surgeon shoved a coca-cola can in them.
10. Posted by vainandlovingit on August 16, 2006 4:31 PM
her skin looks so wrinkly...eww
11. Posted by Fugurself on August 16, 2006 4:32 PM
Ah, the guys going out for some true randy brandybuck!. Being the young gropers they are, I raise a toast to the two of them. Their mother would have been proud that such a bevy of twots have no problems getting a ROYAL squeeze in the ass. Harry looks like he's going to eat the girl; Take the girl home and store her in the fridge till you can properly devour her gamely snatch when more appropriate.
12. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 4:33 PM
And someone from this newspaper REALLY had it in for both of their asses by publishing this gem. They knew damn well it was three years old, they just wanted to publish it.
13. Posted by nc72 on August 16, 2006 4:35 PM
C'mon everybody looks like $hit early AM in the pub. Not bad especially through fog glasses...
http://www.exposay.com/prince-harry/1/c/2404/
14. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on August 16, 2006 4:36 PM
Those are the oddest buzungas I have ever seen.
What a charming tableaux esp. the crown prince in the background.
As a Canadian, I am glad the royal family exists. It's so comforting, and so VEDDY apropros, that our currency and courts host the likenesses of the most lazy assed freeloaders to walk the earth today.
15. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 4:38 PM
Natalie's parent's have most likely had multiple shit hemmorages from this by now.
16. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 16, 2006 4:39 PM
GO RED!!!! GET SOME HEAD!!!!!
17. Posted by clarknova on August 16, 2006 4:41 PM
You said this guy is a prince. You're kidding, right? Looks like a horny Leprechaum.
18. Posted by rolson on August 16, 2006 4:45 PM
Ummm...#11?...have another drink.
19. Posted by clarknova on August 16, 2006 4:50 PM
#18 Houston, looks like we have some issues @18. Probly Lindsay Lohan's stlker if you ask me.
20. Posted by 86 on August 16, 2006 4:53 PM
British guys are supposed to drink beer, not cosmos.
21. Posted by rolson on August 16, 2006 4:54 PM
Ummm...#19?...Are you and #11 drinking together?
22. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 16, 2006 4:57 PM
As with longstanding English noble custom, the lady in question was probably a hand-me-down of Prince Charles. Those Brits are so incestuous with sharing their lays. William probably bestowed upon her a "great honor" all over her face, and Harry probably christened her ass an OBE.
23. Posted by diptutod on August 16, 2006 4:57 PM
Has anyone mentioned how awful those tits are yet? Yes? Oh good.
24. Posted by clarknova on August 16, 2006 4:59 PM
#21, If by beer you mean this clear liquid that comes from south of the border and makes your tongue tickle, well yeah, I'm having some beers with lemon and salt
25. Posted by rolson on August 16, 2006 5:00 PM
#24...Sweet!
26. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 16, 2006 5:11 PM
When people are drunk, the pictures always seem to look like they are mentally challenged. Love the facial expressions.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
27. Posted by whackjob on August 16, 2006 5:26 PM
YeeHaw!! She looks like my blow-up doll when she was all new and purdy. Is there anything sadder than a tattered old blow-up sex doll, patched together with duct tape and inner tube patches??
28. Posted by HandsOfGod on August 16, 2006 5:27 PM
Now that's a nice, good Anglican girl. The cross seems to be shying away from the devil's teet.
29. Posted by clarknova on August 16, 2006 5:31 PM
Wow, it's the tequila or I can see traces of semen on her nose?
30. Posted by LEMONSQZ on August 16, 2006 5:49 PM
Awwwwwwwwwww IT WAS A TIT SWIPE! I have had plenty of them but I would think Prince William would be pissed! He looks so stupid! I like the red head now!
31. Posted by ScallyWag on August 16, 2006 6:21 PM
#14 - do you think "apropos" (yes, that's how you spell it) and "apropriate" mean the same thing?
Hon, if you're going to use big words, at least find out what they mean first.
32. Posted by RenoScarab on August 16, 2006 6:25 PM
Man, I love's me some boobies! And she has some nice ones. If you are a prince, I say get the titties while you can.
33. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 6:29 PM
Hey 14 (it's not small no, no, no)
In my day, we called #31 a Scumbag ScallyWag
Ms Natalie Pinkham, do you think she has "pink ham" between her legs??
What's up with that fruity martini glass in Prince Willys had? Get that lad a pint of warm ale!!
34. Posted by sometimesboy on August 16, 2006 6:43 PM
she has prince harry in a can....hers...
35. Posted by Flush it all away on August 16, 2006 6:54 PM
That is the one of the absolute worst breast-jobs I have ever seen. Even Cinemax wouldn't hire her.
36. Posted by LEMONSQZ on August 16, 2006 7:18 PM
#14 - Why must you speak of Candadian's that way? I know one that is not lazy.......oh.....sorry....he's dead.
37. Posted by ValeWolf on August 16, 2006 7:24 PM
Now THIS is the Harry Pot-head that I like. Not that fake military student. That's onsense. This is the real Harry.
God, let there be a sex tape soon!
*sarcasm*
38. Posted by LEMONSQZ on August 16, 2006 7:51 PM
I Agree! Sex Tape! it's one I might splurge and buy....
Isn't he sexy Vale? hmph! I am craving some tea!
39. Posted by jane's eyre on August 16, 2006 9:41 PM
Ew, look at the funky wrinkles at the top of her "boobs" (and by boobs I mean silcone orbs not found in nature)where they're so helplessly getting smooshed. It looks like the wrinkles on one of those shar-pei dogs.
40. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 10:01 PM
It won't be long before the British public wises up and stops funding these nitwits' existance. In about 10 years, we'll have the same picture, only outdoors with dirt on their faces and shit in their hair, wearing old coats with holes, wool caps and fingerless gloves, clutching fifths of cheap scotch in paper bags, and waving empty paper towel tubes screaming about how they coulda been king. They'll still take donations from the public, but only in old coffee cups. Oddly, that chick's tits will look exactly the same.
41. Posted by ValeWolf on August 16, 2006 10:03 PM
#38 - Honestly? YEP! I love him. So freaking sexy. William is just Diana witha shlong.
42. Posted by ValeWolf on August 16, 2006 10:04 PM
#39 - "Ew, look at the funky wrinkles at the top of her "boobs" (and by boobs I mean silcone orbs not found in nature)"
LOL.
43. Posted by liljbabe85 on August 16, 2006 10:17 PM
Good to know he goes for the natural look. ;)
44. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 16, 2006 11:09 PM
"Ooo, blimey mates, I'll nevah wash me teats again..."
45. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 16, 2006 11:12 PM
"Oy, bloody hell, didja SEE that garels? The bloody Prince just groped me foockin' tits, he did..."
46. Posted by thesarahficial on August 17, 2006 12:38 AM
DOUBLE GOO!
47. Posted by ghost_rider on August 17, 2006 1:30 AM
at least he's not skipping up a couple of generation like his pops
48. Posted by Binky on August 17, 2006 3:49 AM
These Brits love modern concepts like Heredity Rule and 'Left wing'leaders who get down and bark when American Republicans tell them who to invade.
Oh - he grabbed a tit ? At least he took off the Nazi uniform - but what was he hiding...
49. Posted by Binky on August 17, 2006 3:51 AM
These Brits love modern concepts like Heredity Rule and 'Left wing'leaders who get down and bark when American Republicans tell them who to invade.
Oh - he grabbed a tit ? At least he took off the Nazi uniform - but what was he hiding...
50. Posted by Binky on August 17, 2006 3:53 AM
These Brits love modern concepts like Heredity Rule and 'Left wing'leaders who get down and bark when American Republicans tell them who to invade.
Oh - he grabbed a tit ? At least he took off the Nazi uniform - but what was he hiding...
51. Posted by snotty on August 17, 2006 4:19 AM
I friggin' love Harry! He's the best prince ever! Been caught with pot; dressed as a Natzi... If his mum was the people's princess, he is so the people's prince. You can relate to him. Harry's #1!!!
52. Posted by SoupaSarah on August 17, 2006 4:22 AM
I hate our royal family. they are a waste of money.
53. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 9:29 AM
Isn't she one of the Arquette brothers?
54. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 1:37 PM
Isn't she one of the Arquette brothers?
55. Posted by jrzmommy on August 17, 2006 2:30 PM
51--yeah, as a 37-year old American woman I can relate to this filthy-rich, overbred, horny,limey little fuck; we're truly one, it's spiritual.
56. Posted by TriStateSucka on August 17, 2006 11:11 PM
Prince William and Henry have my full endorsement. If I were a prince I would be banging every hot chick possible, more power to them.
57. Posted by KelKel on August 21, 2006 11:46 PM
Baaaaaaad tit job.