Aug 18 2006Pete Doherty pleads guilty
Pete Doherty was charged with seven counts of drug possession yesterday and pleaded guilty to five of them today, including possession of heroin and crack cocaine. It's a wonder the system hasn't already given up on this clown. If I was in charge I would've already sentenced him to be shot out of a cannon into an elephant's ass. Obviously jail and rehab can't set the guy straight. But by God I bet an elephant's ass will.
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1. JoBOO - August 18, 2006 3:20 PM
FIRST!!!
ahahahahahhahah
Who gives a shit about this guy anyway???
2. Lukielongsocks - August 18, 2006 3:22 PM
Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.
3. lohanjob - August 18, 2006 3:22 PM
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
4. Lukielongsocks - August 18, 2006 3:23 PM
Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.
5. lohanjob - August 18, 2006 3:23 PM
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
6. lohanjob - August 18, 2006 3:23 PM
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
7. SoftBlueGlow - August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
He could use some good PR work.
http://www.10pennypixel.com
8. endometriorama - August 18, 2006 3:26 PM
he'll never die.
9. PunjabPete - August 18, 2006 3:32 PM
Why you gotta bring Kelly Osborne into this? Shoot out a cannon into Kelly Osbornes ass... The nerve...
10. jrzmommy - August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
Freak. Why can't he just OD and get it over with already. Christ.
11. mrs.t - August 18, 2006 3:39 PM
Imagine what his breath must be like. He's one of the rare individuals that has the ability to allow viewers to accurately imagine smell when looking at his photograph.
12. CelebSlam.com - August 18, 2006 3:40 PM
He's looking very junkie-like
http://www.celebslam.com
13. wordhollar - August 18, 2006 3:41 PM
shit.
he's so fucking hot, i cream myself just looking at him.
14. Darwina - August 18, 2006 3:44 PM
I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.
15. Darwina - August 18, 2006 3:45 PM
I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.
16. Toonlite - August 18, 2006 3:49 PM
He puts the D'OH in Doherty....stupid fuck
17. Toonlite - August 18, 2006 3:50 PM
He puts the D'OH in Doherty...stupid fuck
18. Onenewshoe - August 18, 2006 3:51 PM
Let's just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again............I'm O.K.
19. Nameless - August 18, 2006 3:52 PM
We need elephants! STAT!
20. Onenewshoe - August 18, 2006 3:52 PM
Let's just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again............I'm O.K.
21. Onenewshoe - August 18, 2006 3:53 PM
Let's just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again............I'm O.K.
22. sjb16 - August 18, 2006 4:03 PM
He's so fugly I can't stand it!
23. Tanor - August 18, 2006 4:08 PM
I am guessing the Wedding and the inevitable 6 months later divorce is postponed?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
24. Toonlite - August 18, 2006 4:09 PM
okay this guy puts the "D'OH" in Doherty...stupid fuck
25. ReelWorld - August 18, 2006 4:10 PM
Hopefully he gets gang raped and beaten to within an inch of his useless life in prison
26. Tabroid - August 18, 2006 4:54 PM
We're nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy ... wait ...
/nevermind
27. Tabroid - August 18, 2006 4:55 PM
We're nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy ... wait ...
/nevermind
P.S. Posting comments on this site is one fucked up process. Jeebus fucking christ.
28. SuperShallow - August 18, 2006 4:58 PM
oh please, they're not getting married. They just had some knockdown, bloody fight and then got high and he asked her to marry him....I'm surprised they even bought the ring instead of blowing it on coke....they'll sober up enough to break it off before too long...or they'll die.
Either way, its cool.
29. nc72 - August 18, 2006 5:07 PM
The dude needs some serious help, so fugly or not the best of luck to him.
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty/1/c/2348/
30. race1 - August 18, 2006 5:16 PM
I admit, I'm over 30, never heard of this guys group "baby shambles".
Was this group WILDLY succesful?
I mean, how does he have the funds to stay "gacked up" 24/7/365.
31. race1 - August 18, 2006 5:16 PM
I admit, I'm over 30, never heard of this guys group "baby shambles".
Was this group WILDLY succesful?
I mean, how does he have the funds to stay "gacked up" 24/7/365.
32. HolisticWisdomcom - August 18, 2006 5:33 PM
Sad that some people can't see they are worth fighting for... in all my years counseling we all seem to be our own worst enemy.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
33. jane's eyre - August 18, 2006 5:42 PM
Ugh, this guy looks so...so...ENGLISH.
My girlfriend went to London last year for a hair show, and when she went to a club, the guys there were so desperate for cute girls that they were practically dog-piling on her.
34. PunjabPete - August 18, 2006 5:47 PM
In unrelated British news....
Heidi Klum says she wants to spawn more od Seal's unholy mole babies...
35. Tabroid - August 18, 2006 8:40 PM
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36. krisdylee - August 18, 2006 9:00 PM
Uh, no one should EVER compare this piece of shit to Billy Joe Armstrong. (The "dude" from Green day)...
That means you Darwina.
Billy Joe and Green Day are Gods in my eyes...
37. Jake - August 18, 2006 9:22 PM
Hey, I know what'd set him straight. Death. Once he's dead he can't do drugs anymore, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a tad more narcotic than usual. I've got five bucks on three weeks from now.
38. Jake - August 18, 2006 9:27 PM
Hey, I know what'd set him straight. Death. Once he's dead he'll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.
http://wampoon.com/
39. Jake - August 18, 2006 9:27 PM
Hey, I know what'd set him straight. Death. Once he's dead he'll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.
http://wampoon.com/
40. krisdylee - August 18, 2006 11:59 PM
Darwina:
do NOT compare this piece of shit Pete Dough-gut to Billy Joe Armstrong, who is a God in my eyes.
kdlgdc
41. Adult Underoos - August 19, 2006 10:57 AM
my favorite doherty moment was when he shot a syringe full of his own blood on a tv interview crew. classic!!
42. HillaryYoung - August 19, 2006 3:50 PM
Yeah, no one has heard of Pete’s new band, Babyshambles, but he was in The Libertines previously, and they are fantastic. I think in NME's vote for greatest albums of all time they did this year, their album "Up the Bracket" came in at #15.
Pete Doherty is still a complete mess... Ugh.
43. HillaryYoung - August 19, 2006 3:59 PM
I keep getting error messages...
Yeah, no one's heard of Pete’s new band, Babyshambles, but he was in The Libertines previously, and they are fantastic. I think in NME's vote for greatest albums of all time they did this year, their album "Up the Bracket" came in at #15.
Pete Doherty is still a complete mess... Ugh.
44. DrunkBlogger - August 19, 2006 4:46 PM
haha, that cop reminds me of Charlie Chaplin and cartoons.
P.S. Peter Doherty can go to hell
45. Faxus - August 19, 2006 10:55 PM
Celebrity life is so wonderfully exciting! Thanks for the fab foto of my favorite druggie!
46. James - August 20, 2006 5:29 PM
Look at this fuckin douche bag, pride of The UK I'm sure.
47. ZinnyGirl - August 21, 2006 1:16 AM
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments...with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He's a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn't dead already?
48. ZinnyGirl - August 21, 2006 1:17 AM
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments...with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He's a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn't dead already?
49. ZinnyGirl - August 21, 2006 1:20 AM
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He's fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he'll never die? How do you know he's not dead already?
50. ZinnyGirl - August 21, 2006 1:22 AM
Hahahahaha! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He's fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that permeates through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he'll never die? How do you know he's not dead already?
51. ZinnyGirl - August 21, 2006 1:22 AM
Hahahahaha! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He's fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that permeates through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he'll never die? How do you know he's not dead already?
52. Praz - August 21, 2006 12:26 PM
Too bad he pleaded guilty, I wanted him to resist arrest so that we could see a Benny Hill-style chase sequence. Everything in England is crazy!
53. beifiori - August 21, 2006 1:02 PM
He's just gross looking...what does kate see in him? he looks like a sick oliver twist to me...but then, I guess in a drugged out state a dog would look good, so, way to go kate, you picked a real winner!
54. 86 - August 21, 2006 1:11 PM
In the immortal words of Britney Spears, "I don't caaaarrre.... I don't caaaaarrre!"
55. nc72 - August 21, 2006 2:13 PM
What do you think he's munchin on?
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty-buys-a-bagel-from-a-local-bagel-shop-in-england/v/3771/
56. Linnea - August 21, 2006 4:03 PM
For the record, a good number of these charges are quite old.
57. drdisaia - August 22, 2006 3:32 AM
This guy is just a loss.
58. DudeSlick - August 23, 2006 11:36 AM
Can this guy OD already?
59. HollywoodSnark - April 12, 2007 12:59 PM
why can't he just be put in jail forever?
60. Jacob - April 9, 2008 9:31 AM
No - if he ODs then he'll become a "legend" & to be honest, he doesn't have one iota of the talent that previous OD victims have had... Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix... I could go on, but at least these people had some ABILITY to back up their legendary status.
This whiny little junkie no-brainer doesn't deserve the notoriety he's "achieved" - let him fade into obscurity like the sad case he is - let's hope that prison life wakes him up to the fact that he's not invincible nor indeed unaccountable.