August 18, 2006
Pete Doherty pleads guilty
Pete Doherty was charged with seven counts of drug possession yesterday and pleaded guilty to five of them today, including possession of heroin and crack cocaine. It's a wonder the system hasn't already given up on this clown. If I was in charge I would've already sentenced him to be shot out of a cannon into an elephant's ass. Obviously jail and rehab can't set the guy straight. But by God I bet an elephant's ass will.
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Comments
1. Posted by JoBOO on August 18, 2006 3:20 PM
FIRST!!!
ahahahahahhahah
Who gives a shit about this guy anyway???
2. Posted by Lukielongsocks on August 18, 2006 3:22 PM
Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.
3. Posted by lohanjob on August 18, 2006 3:22 PM
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
4. Posted by Lukielongsocks on August 18, 2006 3:23 PM
Hi, I am Pete Doherty. I am famous for having terrible teeth, injecting passed out women with various substances, squirting my disease ridden blood at cameramen, and porking Kate Moss.
5. Posted by lohanjob on August 18, 2006 3:23 PM
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
6. Posted by lohanjob on August 18, 2006 3:23 PM
does this put a crimp in the marriage plans?
7. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
He could use some good PR work.
http://www.10pennypixel.com
8. Posted by endometriorama on August 18, 2006 3:26 PM
he'll never die.
9. Posted by PunjabPete on August 18, 2006 3:32 PM
Why you gotta bring Kelly Osborne into this? Shoot out a cannon into Kelly Osbornes ass... The nerve...
10. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
Freak. Why can't he just OD and get it over with already. Christ.
11. Posted by mrs.t on August 18, 2006 3:39 PM
Imagine what his breath must be like. He's one of the rare individuals that has the ability to allow viewers to accurately imagine smell when looking at his photograph.
12. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 18, 2006 3:40 PM
He's looking very junkie-like
http://www.celebslam.com
13. Posted by wordhollar on August 18, 2006 3:41 PM
shit.
he's so fucking hot, i cream myself just looking at him.
14. Posted by Darwina on August 18, 2006 3:44 PM
I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.
15. Posted by Darwina on August 18, 2006 3:45 PM
I have no idea who he is. But he looks like an extremely fugly version of that dude from Green Day.
16. Posted by Toonlite on August 18, 2006 3:49 PM
He puts the D'OH in Doherty....stupid fuck
17. Posted by Toonlite on August 18, 2006 3:50 PM
He puts the D'OH in Doherty...stupid fuck
18. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 3:51 PM
Let's just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again............I'm O.K.
19. Posted by Nameless on August 18, 2006 3:52 PM
We need elephants! STAT!
20. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 3:52 PM
Let's just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again............I'm O.K.
21. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 3:53 PM
Let's just say perchance~ I never hear from or see this guy again............I'm O.K.
22. Posted by sjb16 on August 18, 2006 4:03 PM
He's so fugly I can't stand it!
23. Posted by Tanor on August 18, 2006 4:08 PM
I am guessing the Wedding and the inevitable 6 months later divorce is postponed?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
24. Posted by Toonlite on August 18, 2006 4:09 PM
okay this guy puts the "D'OH" in Doherty...stupid fuck
25. Posted by ReelWorld on August 18, 2006 4:10 PM
Hopefully he gets gang raped and beaten to within an inch of his useless life in prison
26. Posted by Tabroid on August 18, 2006 4:54 PM
We're nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy ... wait ...
/nevermind
27. Posted by Tabroid on August 18, 2006 4:55 PM
We're nearing bottom. Fasten your seatbelts please. Being a junkie loser is now newsworthy. Next, being a retarded rich twat will become newsworthy ... wait ...
/nevermind
P.S. Posting comments on this site is one fucked up process. Jeebus fucking christ.
28. Posted by SuperShallow on August 18, 2006 4:58 PM
oh please, they're not getting married. They just had some knockdown, bloody fight and then got high and he asked her to marry him....I'm surprised they even bought the ring instead of blowing it on coke....they'll sober up enough to break it off before too long...or they'll die.
Either way, its cool.
29. Posted by nc72 on August 18, 2006 5:07 PM
The dude needs some serious help, so fugly or not the best of luck to him.
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty/1/c/2348/
30. Posted by race1 on August 18, 2006 5:16 PM
I admit, I'm over 30, never heard of this guys group "baby shambles".
Was this group WILDLY succesful?
I mean, how does he have the funds to stay "gacked up" 24/7/365.
31. Posted by race1 on August 18, 2006 5:16 PM
I admit, I'm over 30, never heard of this guys group "baby shambles".
Was this group WILDLY succesful?
I mean, how does he have the funds to stay "gacked up" 24/7/365.
32. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 18, 2006 5:33 PM
Sad that some people can't see they are worth fighting for... in all my years counseling we all seem to be our own worst enemy.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
33. Posted by jane's eyre on August 18, 2006 5:42 PM
Ugh, this guy looks so...so...ENGLISH.
My girlfriend went to London last year for a hair show, and when she went to a club, the guys there were so desperate for cute girls that they were practically dog-piling on her.
34. Posted by PunjabPete on August 18, 2006 5:47 PM
In unrelated British news....
Heidi Klum says she wants to spawn more od Seal's unholy mole babies...
35. Posted by Tabroid on August 18, 2006 8:40 PM
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36. Posted by krisdylee on August 18, 2006 9:00 PM
Uh, no one should EVER compare this piece of shit to Billy Joe Armstrong. (The "dude" from Green day)...
That means you Darwina.
Billy Joe and Green Day are Gods in my eyes...
37. Posted by Jake on August 18, 2006 9:22 PM
Hey, I know what'd set him straight. Death. Once he's dead he can't do drugs anymore, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a tad more narcotic than usual. I've got five bucks on three weeks from now.
38. Posted by Jake on August 18, 2006 9:27 PM
Hey, I know what'd set him straight. Death. Once he's dead he'll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.
http://wampoon.com/
39. Posted by Jake on August 18, 2006 9:27 PM
Hey, I know what'd set him straight. Death. Once he's dead he'll be clean, although the vegetation growing around his gravesite will be a bit more narcotic than usual. I says he keels over by the end of the year.
http://wampoon.com/
40. Posted by krisdylee on August 18, 2006 11:59 PM
Darwina:
do NOT compare this piece of shit Pete Dough-gut to Billy Joe Armstrong, who is a God in my eyes.
kdlgdc
41. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 19, 2006 10:57 AM
my favorite doherty moment was when he shot a syringe full of his own blood on a tv interview crew. classic!!
42. Posted by HillaryYoung on August 19, 2006 3:50 PM
Yeah, no one has heard of Pete’s new band, Babyshambles, but he was in The Libertines previously, and they are fantastic. I think in NME's vote for greatest albums of all time they did this year, their album "Up the Bracket" came in at #15.
Pete Doherty is still a complete mess... Ugh.
43. Posted by HillaryYoung on August 19, 2006 3:59 PM
I keep getting error messages...
Yeah, no one's heard of Pete’s new band, Babyshambles, but he was in The Libertines previously, and they are fantastic. I think in NME's vote for greatest albums of all time they did this year, their album "Up the Bracket" came in at #15.
Pete Doherty is still a complete mess... Ugh.
44. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 19, 2006 4:46 PM
haha, that cop reminds me of Charlie Chaplin and cartoons.
P.S. Peter Doherty can go to hell
45. Posted by Faxus on August 19, 2006 10:55 PM
Celebrity life is so wonderfully exciting! Thanks for the fab foto of my favorite druggie!
46. Posted by James on August 20, 2006 5:29 PM
Look at this fuckin douche bag, pride of The UK I'm sure.
47. Posted by ZinnyGirl on August 21, 2006 1:16 AM
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments...with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He's a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn't dead already?
48. Posted by ZinnyGirl on August 21, 2006 1:17 AM
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments...with many inexplicably double-posted. And who cares about him anyway? He's a fugly tard with teeth like a broken picket fence, and a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know? How do you know he isn't dead already?
49. Posted by ZinnyGirl on August 21, 2006 1:20 AM
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He's fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that seems to permeate through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he'll never die? How do you know he's not dead already?
50. Posted by ZinnyGirl on August 21, 2006 1:22 AM
Hahahahaha! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He's fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that permeates through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he'll never die? How do you know he's not dead already?
51. Posted by ZinnyGirl on August 21, 2006 1:22 AM
Hahahahaha! Pete Doherty only gets 40 comments! Figures. He's fugly as sin, has teeth like a broken picket fence, and has a smell that permeates through photos on computer screens.
And #8 how do you know he'll never die? How do you know he's not dead already?
52. Posted by Praz on August 21, 2006 12:26 PM
Too bad he pleaded guilty, I wanted him to resist arrest so that we could see a Benny Hill-style chase sequence. Everything in England is crazy!
53. Posted by beifiori on August 21, 2006 1:02 PM
He's just gross looking...what does kate see in him? he looks like a sick oliver twist to me...but then, I guess in a drugged out state a dog would look good, so, way to go kate, you picked a real winner!
54. Posted by 86 on August 21, 2006 1:11 PM
In the immortal words of Britney Spears, "I don't caaaarrre.... I don't caaaaarrre!"
55. Posted by nc72 on August 21, 2006 2:13 PM
What do you think he's munchin on?
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty-buys-a-bagel-from-a-local-bagel-shop-in-england/v/3771/
56. Posted by Linnea on August 21, 2006 4:03 PM
For the record, a good number of these charges are quite old.
57. Posted by drdisaia on August 22, 2006 3:32 AM
This guy is just a loss.
58. Posted by DudeSlick on August 23, 2006 11:36 AM
Can this guy OD already?