first.

First

Damn, not first.

Hey 1 - 3: You're both "first" in my book. The first fucking losers.

Can't anyone in Hollywood walk like a normal person?

Bitches all look like they have Club feet.

And don't even get me started on those horrible Ren Fair boots.

This is one ugly bitch. I have never understood her appeal as a model. Plus she's obviously a dumbass to boot. Ugly loser druggie hobag.

Omg she's such a bag of douche. What kind of fuckin moron marries a hard-core couldn't quit drugs to save his life type of person like Pete D? Then on top of that...no pre-nup. I hope she ends up penniless and alone. Fuckin moron!

And seriously...when is she going to start actually dressing like she in her THIRTIES and has a kid. Fuckin hell!

yeah, like (pink_nip) falls under the category of "winner". sorry, you lose.

Look at the size of that honker(good shot in first pic)! She must snort ounces of coke at a time with that thing! Oh, in my book No Ass + No Tits= body of 12-year-old boy.

maybe that's a hint that he doesn't want to be married? Maybe that's a hint that he's a hopeless fucking psychotic drug addict? Or could it be that he wanted something more traditional with morning suits and an orchestra in a church?

PS #5--Kate's British. She lives in London. As in not Hollywood, California.

whitney and bobby all over again (damn i said the same thing bout micha and that dirtbag quit it with claimin firsts, how sad are u

I wonder who the food's for?

#10- details, details.

What is wrong with that stupid bitch?

There are large bags of garbage inside trash bins behind animal shelters that look, smell and probably fuck better than that rotting piece of flesh she wants to marry.

Maybe she just figures that the "till death do us part" thing is just a few months away.

Bukit, Indonesia? Fukit is more like it. Why go through the hassel of flying people down when all they had to do was score some smack and do it in a back alley? Instead of exchanging rings they could share a needle and exchange blood. The wedding party and all invited could follow suit and instantly the shitty, filthy back alley would be transformed into a mystical wonderland on par with any south seas island or resort.

I thought Pete was supposed to be fitted with that device thing so he can't get high?

What is Kate doing? What a effin moron. She isn't even all that anymore. I mean really, who gets caught doing lines and still seems to be employed? OH...that very well could be half of Hollywood....woops!

I hate to say it, but... AH, who am I kidding!? I told ya so, I told ya so, I told ya, told ya, told ya so!!

It's a love story for the ages...

P.S. Someone should take that kid away from her.

hey everybody, don't talk to danielle, she is contagious with a bad case of full blown crack aids.

She's looking at them hot dogs mighty hard..

Haha they both suck so much.

http://www.10pennypixel.com

I think he wanted a more private ceremony... just him, Kate, the warden and a couple of guards.

This is what Pete was up to in London instead of the wedding! Heh he looks cute though seems to have the munchies...

http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty-buys-a-bagel-from-a-local-bagel-shop-in-england/v/3771/

@16 - that's what I thought too. Maybe he picked it out with his hypodermic needle.

Favorite photo of the bunch

http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty-pete-doherty-buys-a-bagel-from-a-local-bagel-shop-in-england/p/3771/1/

Do people just carry their instruments sans case and walk around town?

15--So Kate probably said, I want to get married in Bukit, Indonesia. But high-assed Pete heard, I wanted to get married, Butfuckit. I'm going to Indonesia.

Wow, she's worth 16 million pounds and doesn't want a pre-nup.

I wish I was a filthy, ugly, disgusting junkie with a shitty band so I could bang Kate Moss and end up with half her money.

what a riot, she asked coke-head to write beautiful poetry for her wedding, well don't feel too sorry kate cause it would have sounded something like this...

I love how you suck my ass it makes me wanna blast some gas, get on your knees cause I won't say please and nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese. You're my partner, my lover, my god-dam coke supplier. I promise to always be with you, until the day I decide to kill you...

Like I said a few newspost back, lets wager on how long this relationship will last. I say 6-8 months.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

27- That sounds more like K-fed!

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Ewwww, Pete's swapped bodily fluids with this disease ridden cocaine fiend, he should get himself checked.

"I know she's enganged, but this is the first I've heard of a wedding."

Enganged, eh? Sounds pretty kinky to me.

Kate Moss is "enganged"?

You can't deny junkie love!

http://www.celebslam.com

Pete Doherty looks like MeganHarris.

So what does Pete Doherty actually DO? Besides heroin... I mean, does this man work, or is he just famous?

Getting stood up at your own wedding.. ouch!

:: shudders at horrible flashbacks ::

heh.

@30

Intelligent post you have there.

"He's not a materialist - he's an artist."
Are you kidding me? Those are some pretty freakin' big stars in your eyes. Screw that, those are freakin' SUPERNOVAES.

Guy's got some talent his music's good, everything else seems to suck (hopefully moss too!).

Love does not keep an addict sober, and that kind of money will certainly make it easy for Pete Doherty to slip. Also, history shows us that "artists" are the ones that typically OD in their bath tub, so I am not sure why she thinks that getting married instead of him staying in rehab is the best of ideas. I think he has deeper needs right now.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I guess they don't promote hygiene in England (big suprise) because her shorty shorts are allowing her vag to leak its disgusting herpes-infested juices right on the shelves....
just check out pic #2

When are women going to learn? Why buy the whole pig when they can get a little sausage for free.

I mean, any normal person gets caught with drugs, they don't get rehab. They take out a loan to pay off the lawyer, bond out, and court costs. She gets caught and gets million dollar contracts. Hell, I should just give up now. Maybe I can go to the Paris school of fashion, dress like a rich slut, and maybe some dumbass with millions will marry me without a prenup if I say I am not materialistic... Sorry,had to vent a little.

Kate, I would love to snap you like a twig with my enourmous bulging man-meat. And by enourmous I mean tiny. And by man-meat I mean, well.. I guess I mean man meat.

Now git over here you skinny bitch!

this dynamic duo is so well-suited it's as though gawd-ahmighty waved his magic cupid arrow..pierced a petey artery then had katie lick it up with her tongue.. their love is transcendental and drugalicious..
but truly, she should stop purchasing her food by-products at the shell station and step on over to stingybitches.. we can teach her how to cook..

http://www.stingybitches.com/gourmet%20page.html

Rockstar Alumni: The implant simply blocks the pleasure he would obtain from heroin. Peter is also a crack addict, unfortunately and he can still take both drugs with his implant. Most of these charges, however are quite old and just being brought to light.

I hope Pete makes progress. He's a great artist and, by all accounts, a nice guy.

36. Pete was in a widely successful band for several years (The Libertines) and now records with Babyshambles fairly prolificaly.

Can you saw MUNCHIES!!!

http://www.spoonspam.com

What's with emaciated chicks wearing booty shorts? Is she trying to compete with Posh for the queen of the negative ass club? I mean, I thought Moss grows fat when rolling stoned... wait that's not the expression.

#1 and #30 are killing me!!! HA!!! The DC (diseased cunt) Bandit strikes again!!! Comic gold!!!

and I thought I was the only one who liked to dress up in toddlers jean shorts and buy egg salad sandwiches from the local shell gas station. Thats how I spell high class!

So yeah, Petey boy finally got her a "ring." By "ring" I mean a dazzling, 24 karat case of HerpGonSyphAIDS.

i think she's gorgeous.

Hmmmmm. Just noticed in the first picture that you can bearly make out that she has the lastest issue of that fine British Tabloid "Hello" in her bag.

"Hello" was sued by Catherine Zeta Jones over the pictures to her wedding to Mike "Mr Wrinkles" Douglas. The Judgement was almost 2 million pounds if I remember correctly.

I'm assuming it's the best source to find out what her hubby to be is doing and how much jail time it will get him.

Hmmmmm. Just noticed in the first picture that you can bearly make out that she has the lastest issue of that fine British Tabloid "Hello" in her bag.

"Hello" was sued by Catherine Zeta Jones over the pictures to her wedding to Mike "Mr Wrinkles" Douglas. The Judgement was almost 2 million pounds if I remember correctly.

I'm assuming it's the best source to find out what her hubby to be is doing and how much jail time it will get him.

I am so sick and tired of the satellite dish glasses!

She looks like yet another fly sitting on poop.

She gives a bad image to all the poor skanks of the world. Not sure who is bigger loser , the coke addict or the rich skank with no prenap. Sounds like a win-win now that I think of it.

I am vaguely cheered by the thought that, whilst us Brits are universally acknowledged as strangers to good hygiene, at least our skankiest celebs are rock n roll.

And sod getting plastic surgery, I'm gonna ask Santa for Photoshop this Christmas. It's done wonders for Mossy.

She's so gorgeous I just want to snort cocaine all night until my dick is small enough to fit inside her

I can't for the life of me figure out how she can be a supermodel. I honestly can't see anything special about her other than she dresses like an 18 year old in her 30's. I think she's damn lucky to have gotten to where she is.

The reason she's not getting a pre-nup is because she wouldn't actually be getting legally married. She's talking about having some hippy bohemian 'ceremony'. So he wouldn't get any of her money if they broke up. She parties with the Rolling Stones - it's that old Mick Jagger trick.

I find it hard to believe that she would plan to go to Bali with Doherty seeing as he's been facing drugs charges for months after the pictures in the papers of him injecting that chick with a needle... oh and he's in rehab UNTIL they sentence him and not INSTEAD of...(to #43).

#16. he's fitted with an opiate surpressing device so he can't take heroin but he can still 'get high'.

#41. & #49. You guys need to get over short shorts. It's the summer you can wear shorts if you have a body like Kate Moss and you want to in England. #59. The skinny Heroin-chic look is why she's a supermodel and what made and kept her famous.

#60 - If "body like Kate Moss" and "England" warrant wearing what are supposed to be ass hugging short shorts, I'm buying a pair for my mop right now and shipping it to London. They kind of resemble each other. Then she can use it to clean up her nightly drug-induced vomit attacks. That said, I'd happily spackle those horrid glasses. I hit it so hard she'd grow an ass and start speaking like Selma Hayek.

Kate Moss is so fucking stupid I'm surprised she doesn't forget to breathe.

What a talentless, ignorant twat.

actually, the wedding is being held up because they're waiting for the state mandated blood test...pete can't find a photographer to shoot a sample at...

Come on SF this is the first you heard of a wedding? You posted it last week or the week before, I can't remember but that posting was the first time I heard of Pete Doherty. What up?

She deserves whatever she gets. She might as well have proposed to a bum buying smack in east LA...

Any bets on how many f-ing times this guy is going to get arrested before he actually gets sent to prison? Anybody Anybody?

Wow, that wasn't very funny or entertaining? Damn, I am getting dumber for reading this.

richport-
"moss grows fat while rolling stoned"

classic, my friend, classic!

alright, ladies (mommy, biatcho,janey,beav, jacq, zanna, sorry if i left anyone out)

is it just me, or do those shorts look painful? damn! of course, i never even got the whole thong thing. spent most of my life pulling my undies OUT of my ass.

Pete needs help. Kate needs a burger.
http://www.financesforever.com

Not having him sign a prenup and then having him flake on the wedding (de facto) is the perfect excuse to get out. Do it now honey!

Why would she want a drug addict/freak to be a step dad for her daughter??!!!Stupid skinny bitch!!!

Of all the people she could marry why him?

P.s.
I think number #6 has some sort of problem with good looking people ;[

Bunnyhugger--You know how there's that one bulky seam part that's always sewn right dead center of the crotch of jeans? I think that would hurt alot trying to pick that out of my crotch all day long. And then when you'd go to pick it out you'd scratch your thigh because the shorts are so damn short and you'd pinch yourself on accident picking at that hard sewn part.

Pete gets to hit that? damn, i cant believe she's so skinny. I'd fall in love with her inner thighs, she's so sexy, i love her anorexic look.