August 24, 2006
Pete Doherty goes crazy

Pete Doherty reportedly went berserk at a London rehab clinic this week, punching a nurse, screaming, and ramming into walls. He's at the Priory clinic in London and is there pending his sentencing on drug charges. Although considering his behavior you'd think he was in a zoo. Some bizarro Twilight Zone zoo, where the animals viist the gift shop and it is us that is in the cages. Oh, cruel irony. How cruel your irony is.
Previous Entries
» Lindsay Lohan sells her home» Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis live together
» Britney Spears yells at Jessica Simpson
» Tom Cruise fired for being crazy
» Britney Spears gets new goodies from Wal-Mart


Comments
1. Posted by piratekuhnbeard on August 24, 2006 9:16 AM
thats what happens when you're addicted to drugs.
2. Posted by radically4peace on August 24, 2006 9:16 AM
First
3. Posted by radically4peace on August 24, 2006 9:16 AM
Dammitttt... not first.
4. Posted by Diana on August 24, 2006 9:18 AM
Lock this guy in a room with nothing but heroin and booze. Tons of it, a truckload of it. Just wait 2 weeks and open the door. Then the world would finally be rid of this mess. Although, I don't know who the lucky person would be that would clean up his corpse. Let's make Kate do it.
TCLTC
5. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 24, 2006 9:23 AM
pete doherty is my personal hero
http://www.funderpants.com
6. Posted by Tanor on August 24, 2006 9:23 AM
Who wants to bet Kate Moss is more worried about showing off her wedding dress and not about this chap's behavior?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
7. Posted by Binky on August 24, 2006 9:25 AM
That is rehab.
8. Posted by snang on August 24, 2006 9:35 AM
Why isn't he dead yet?
9. Posted by blowdart on August 24, 2006 9:39 AM
Rehab? Pah, The Priory seems to function more as a publicity machine and excuse for junkie or drunk celebs.
I say let him overdose. Evolution in action.
10. Posted by piratekuhnbeard on August 24, 2006 9:39 AM
That "first" shit is way overrated. Comment number TWO LOLOL.
11. Posted by The Juice on August 24, 2006 9:49 AM
Yaa.. this rehab thing's a badge of honour for these loosers. I agree #9, let em drink, smoke, snort, shoot and fuck their way ta hell.
12. Posted by jrzmommy on August 24, 2006 9:54 AM
I won't be surprised the day we read, "PETE DOHERTY WIPES ASS WITH SHROUD OF TURIN"
13. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 24, 2006 9:59 AM
Where did he go to finishing school again?
http://www.celebslam.com
14. Posted by Superfudge on August 24, 2006 10:01 AM
anyone know what he's drinking in the photo?
15. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 24, 2006 10:11 AM
@14- warm piss & cigarette butts.
16. Posted by RichPort on August 24, 2006 10:17 AM
Big fat hairy deal. So what if this fucker is trying to live out "Trainspotting". I hope he shits in Kate Moss' bed at the same time he give her the ol' Dutch oven. And I hope someone replaces his scotch with turpentine, then offers him a light for his spoon.
17. Posted by confiscate_me on August 24, 2006 10:25 AM
I love you Pete
http://www.mooiuitsig.co.za/prbells/productfm.htm
18. Posted by Praz on August 24, 2006 10:30 AM
That guy does belong in a zoo.
And by 'zoo' I mean 'cemetary' or 'morgue.'
19. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 10:36 AM
You can't fight junkie love. It outshines the sun and is laden with passion and unpredictability. Play with it and you will get burned. Ah, yes, you will be burned.
I should write perfume commercials. ha
20. Posted by dupababy on August 24, 2006 10:36 AM
jeebus that dude is hot.. and strong.. and really the reason he's not dead already is because after you've ingestified yourself with mass quantities of morphine, cocaine, crack and chocolatey flavored ex-lax, well, it all morphs into embalming fluid.. or is that radiator fluid.. oh shoot, you'll have to ask hevver's dad..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stingy%20advice%20archive%20cheap%20ass%20parents.html
21. Posted by thesarahficial on August 24, 2006 10:42 AM
So uhhh what made this guy famous other than heroine and booze? Because I never even heard of him before this site. Aye..he's kinda hot
22. Posted by bogdana on August 24, 2006 10:43 AM
I can't say I feel bad for him, but if he's detoxing which I am sure he is, this is typical. Heroin's such good shit your body torments you until you get more of it.
Let this be a lesson, druggies the world over: Pot hits the spot but smack makes you whack!
23. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 10:53 AM
Then, his crazy snaggle-tooth busted clean out of his cheek and made an escape.
24. Posted by confiscate_me on August 24, 2006 10:53 AM
You say he's twat but, if I was stuck somewhere like the Priory with all those needy, self-pitying, emotional hypochondriacs, I would spend all day screaming and ramming into the walls too x
25. Posted by DuluthDawg on August 24, 2006 11:04 AM
Dude, when Keith Richards looks like a casual weekend user compared to you, it's time you were wiped clean from the Earth because you're wasting air.
26. Posted by jrzmommy on August 24, 2006 11:24 AM
I love men who look like 9 year old anemic hemophiliac Russian czars.
27. Posted by CarlaCalifornia on August 24, 2006 11:31 AM
For the love of God just die already......
28. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 24, 2006 11:37 AM
14. He's drinking Bells Whisky - it's Scottish. And straight from the bottle too...
Did you know 'Beserk' is Russian for 'bear like'? Except bears probably don't drink whisky, take heroin and fuck Kate Moss, well ok, only in the really 'cool' Zoos.
29. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 24, 2006 11:40 AM
21. He was in a band called the Libertines. Now he has his own band Babyshambles... but he's pretty much just famous for being a fucked up druggy.
30. Posted by Captain Awesome on August 24, 2006 12:09 PM
Forming crappy bands will do this to people. If the music sucks, try and go out with a bang is the next best thing.
Atleast when Ozzy did shit like this, it was cool. Seeing this nobody do it, is kind of sad.
Can't wait for the Xtina and Beyonce' collabs to happen soon.
31. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 12:45 PM
*Junkie love / it's drivin' me mad
It's makin' me crazy, crazy*
32. Posted by nc72 on August 24, 2006 12:47 PM
The guys music is awesome, best of luck to him with everything else...
http://www.exposay.com/pete-doherty/1/c/2348/
33. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 24, 2006 1:00 PM
#31- Way to go Jacq!
A snippet of Steve (ride the white horse) Miller
34. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 24, 2006 1:04 PM
Kate and Pete screwing is probably like something out of a David Lynch film. It probably involves bad music, heroin subbing for nitrous oxide, and midgets that talk backwards. And messy, very messy. Kate can't recall the last time she didn't have to clean up shit after having sex.
35. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 2:12 PM
#34 - Fuckin' hilarious. Laughed out loud.
36. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 24, 2006 2:18 PM
Yes, and right now Kate Moss is planning her perfect wedding in La La Land where she thinks this will have a happy ending... he needs to get well before he can even think about getting married. Marriage can be hard enough as it is for most people adding an unresolved addiction is like fuel to a fire.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
37. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 24, 2006 2:29 PM
For all of you thinking who the hell is Pete Doherty, here's a clip of him on British T.V. He looks about 12 years old, fucked of his face and his suit is about 4 times the size of him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8L-A5pmG0c
38. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 24, 2006 2:36 PM
This guy already looks dead
39. Posted by Spindoc on August 24, 2006 2:58 PM
You could scrape the scummy draggy sweat off him and regrout your tub with it. What a douchebag
40. Posted by sometimesboy on August 24, 2006 4:10 PM
he's just upset that michael jackson is selling him...
41. Posted by drdisaia on August 24, 2006 7:18 PM
This dude is going down.
42. Posted by Marjolein Pas on August 25, 2006 1:31 AM
He's like a robot or something, he keeps on going. Gotta love the guy tho. Pete rules lol, why keep sane in a sick world!
43. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 25, 2006 1:57 AM
Lordy, the things you see when you don't have your gun!
44. Posted by Nimuë LaMer on August 26, 2006 6:55 AM
Can he be any more... pathetic?
Somebody should just put him out of his misery.
And by his, I mean ours.
45. Posted by susie_bubble on August 27, 2006 8:13 AM
Does anyone here actually know anything about the music genius that is Pete Doherty.... go buy The Libertines....it's anthemic goodness.
46. Posted by Lovely21 on August 27, 2006 10:44 AM
Is he a walking zombie??ie....pale blueish skin....80 pounds...
47. Posted by AceSwimmer on October 24, 2006 12:21 PM
The Guy is a nutter!!
There are also other strange people out there www.petedohertyisdead.com