August 17, 2006
Paris Hilton still needs powerful deodorant
Thanks to Howie for sending in this additional pic he took of Paris Hilton at her CD launch party in New York City last night. Either Paris has the shiniest armpits I've ever seen or her deodorant situation is seriously out of control. Maybe she has her Secret confused with Elmer's glue. Or cocaine. Or whatever other gooey white substance she can get her hands on.
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Comments
1. Posted by Wanna Pet My Beaver? on August 17, 2006 7:33 PM
armpit fuck.
2. Posted by travis-160 on August 17, 2006 7:36 PM
meh, at least she wears deoderant.
3. Posted by whoworksatworkanyhow on August 17, 2006 7:36 PM
maybe someone needs to teach paris about invisible roll on. if she's that desperate not to sweat when she's wearing something that wouldn't even show it anyway she should do the arm lifty thing at home in front of the mirror or her kinkajou...maybe that's why it attacked her, it likes the taste of her deoderant.
4. Posted by mercedes215 on August 17, 2006 7:38 PM
ewwww..stars are sweaty
5. Posted by ComeOn! on August 17, 2006 7:39 PM
umm.. u do realize its jizz... this girl SECRETES SEMEN ...helloooooooooooooooooooo..
Im drunk >.<
6. Posted by FashMags on August 17, 2006 7:48 PM
That. Is. Totally. Coke.
7. Posted by LilRach on August 17, 2006 7:56 PM
OMG - We are commenting on Paris' armpits now - FOR FUCKS SAKE. WOW - she wears deodorant which has left some white residue which sometimes does happen would you believe!
SF has just finally stooped to the lowest! Congratulations!
8. Posted by trey on August 17, 2006 8:04 PM
She's just preparing for a very long night with me...
9. Posted by Nameless on August 17, 2006 8:15 PM
Watch out Paris, those addictive drug users could snap any second and be sniffing your armpit!!!
OH THE HUMANITY!
10. Posted by krisdylee on August 17, 2006 8:17 PM
I can smell that from here.
11. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on August 17, 2006 8:31 PM
That's "Brandon Davis Sweat Repellant."
12. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 17, 2006 8:43 PM
It's gotta be coke - this is how she gets men to put their mouths on various parts of her body- she sprinkles it on her snatch also, much like gramma used to sprinkle powdered sugar on her cake...
13. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 17, 2006 8:46 PM
What a dirty slut...I wonder whose head is going to get chopped off for allowing her to go out the door like that - this dirty whore will probably blame her agent, maid, etc etc...we should be fortunate that there isn't a bunch of nasty, curly, black stubble peeking out from under her arm...eccchhh
14. Posted by sharkbite on August 17, 2006 9:09 PM
Too many Paris posts in one day for me.
I don't want to see her pits!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
15. Posted by nc72 on August 17, 2006 10:08 PM
Looks like the deoderant migrated outwards during the night!
http://www.exposay.com/raise-your-arms-if-youre-unsure/v/3669/
16. Posted by bond on August 17, 2006 10:59 PM
i'm just wondering why it's on her back instead of under her arms? can i get an amen?
17. Posted by Sinner saved by Grace on August 17, 2006 11:49 PM
This world would be better without ignorance, and so much hate! People that walk the streets looking normal, uhhhhmmm yeah right this world is so fake, who cares have you smelled your body lately, dont tell me it smells like heaven. I did not know that people did not sweat or smell? To me Paris was having a great time, and her pits look clean. People that are love and not hate dont worry about this kind of stuff. People that have to talk about other people, only do it to make themselves feel better about themselves. If you say positive things, people will speak positive things about your life. If you speak negative all the time, everyone in your circle talks about you. Happy world is nice!
18. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 18, 2006 1:48 AM
I guess she really is human after all...
19. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 18, 2006 2:31 AM
Jizz as deoderant?
20. Posted by Jan E-J on August 18, 2006 2:49 AM
Deoderant? Really? Jizz? Gah.
21. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 18, 2006 5:22 AM
17-- Sorry to harsh your mellow!!!
22. Posted by sometimesboy on August 18, 2006 7:58 AM
um...it's paris hilton....you'd think that there would be no one left in america who could still be shocked at the sight of seeing something white and krusty flaking off this chick...
23. Posted by 1-Ton on August 18, 2006 9:07 AM
She was just doing a LL Cool J impersontation....."Mama said knock you out!"
24. Posted by SuperShallow on August 18, 2006 9:12 AM
#17 God bless you for caring but you're not enlightening anyone, we've heard it before... Actually, in my day to day life, I am respectful and fair but here, I don't have to be. Despite all your love, light and happy thoughts, this world can be frustrating and taking it out on the famous who don't care isn't hurting anyone.... Look, Paris is showing off, any press is good press according to her, so we're really doing her a favor don't you think? Thanks anyway.
25. Posted by The Juice on August 18, 2006 9:49 AM
Oh Paris, your 15 min is up. Now go home please... go back to the mupper show Gonzo!!
26. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 10:08 AM
17--"Happy world is nice!" Happy World IS nice.....I want some of what you're smokin', baby, but it's too early for that shit right now. I gotta work, I can't be flying off to Happy World right now. But damn, you go ahead and say hi to the Care Bears for us!
27. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 18, 2006 10:15 AM
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28. Posted by 86 on August 18, 2006 11:06 AM
This girl clearly has no friends because someone should have told her to handle that. It's like having a boog that no one told you about. I'd be pissed.
29. Posted by DancingQueen on August 18, 2006 11:41 AM
Jesus, how much did the bitch put on for it to cake up THAT bad??? Seriously, I've gotten a couple of little pieces here and there on occasion, before the invention of invisible (which is pretty much a lie too...), but really, she must have shoveled that shit on for it to do that.
30. Posted by I Will Eat Your Children on August 18, 2006 12:43 PM
SuperFish you're slipping son, step your blog game up.
31. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 18, 2006 2:11 PM
Paris, you can cake on all the deodorant you want, that fishy smell ain't coming from your armpits...
32. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 18, 2006 2:12 PM
Paris, you can cake on all the deodorant you want, that fishy smell ain't coming from you armpits...
33. Posted by thesarahficial on August 18, 2006 3:32 PM
that looks totally fake. although I wouldn't doubt her confusing deodorant with glue...
34. Posted by Lettusaurus on August 18, 2006 4:54 PM
I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up... nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I'm high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.
35. Posted by Lettusaurus on August 18, 2006 5:29 PM
I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up... nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I'm high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.
36. Posted by Lettusaurus on August 18, 2006 5:30 PM
I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up... nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I'm high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.
37. Posted by Sinner saved by Grace on August 18, 2006 5:41 PM
"And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." Philippians 4:8. "What am I smoking?" Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly... May be peace be with you...
38. Posted by Sinner saved by Grace on August 18, 2006 5:42 PM
"And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." Philippians 4:8. "What am I smoking?" Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly... May be peace be with you...
39. Posted by Sinner saved by Grace on August 18, 2006 5:44 PM
"And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." Philippians 4:8. "What am I smoking?" Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly... May be peace be with you...
40. Posted by Bogart on August 18, 2006 6:14 PM
Whatever it is, it looks like she's proud to show it.
41. Posted by Bogart on August 18, 2006 6:15 PM
Whatever it is, it looks like she's proud to show it.
42. Posted by DudeSlick on August 23, 2006 11:47 AM
She needs something to keep her from smelling like a spoiled whore...Maybe "antisluterant"...definitely a business opportunity there.