Aug 17 2006Paris Hilton needs powerful deodorant

bitch

i hear deoderant is supposed to ward off crabs...so thats why she put it on her pits/

ugggh, thats 1 sick vision

This stuff is for men but it is so strong.

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/03/12/hermes-new-perfume-terre-dhermes/

BTW do not be so harsh.

That's actually a rash (side effect of the herpes)

http://www.celebslam.com

Armpit herpes are the latest fashion accessory.

thats not deodorant. she just forgot to raise her arms while laying in the tanning bed. shes orange!

It could be dried up you-know-what

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Paris needs to leave town and hide in a hole.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Hey it's SUGARPITS!

7 - Are you saying pit-fuckin' is all the rage???

That's not the part of her body in most urgent need for a powerful deodorant, though.

Looks like whatever it is, she used it all over her face too

'smatter with her fucking eye? Fuckin' lazy-eyed mother fucker.

Sugarpits. hee hee

Maybe hanging out with that FAT SWEATY ELVIS Brandon Davis is affecting her.

She just got done armpit fucking.

All right, the stupidity of Paris has now been explained by these pictures. As you may know, studies have shown that the more antiperspirant you use, the more likely you are to develop Alzheimer's Disease. It all makes sense now.

well, at least she is SURE.

it's proly the safeest place to fuck on her at the moment she just forgot to clean up the load

What's the use, she'll be sweaty after I'm thru with her...

must be a slow day in the newsroom...are you seriously reporting on this?

dip dip

What is it about Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Lindsey Lohan that makes me just want to throw bricks at them. They need to start a destiny child type group and call it "why am i famous?"

Here's "wonkey eye" up close and in your face!

http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1474&fullsize=1

I think there's a typo. It should read: Paris Hilton needs powerful antibiotics.

But yeah, this is really pretty lame. White residue on her pits? O the humanity. If we're gonna rag on her, how about mentioning that fake-ass lookin' weave? Barbie hair looks more realistic. Oh, and she was on the Today Show either today or yesterday. Why, I don't know. Probably talking about how rough it is to be rich for no reason other than your rich dad impregnated your mom.

This story is the pits.

and all Parasite can say is "ahhhh-ahhh-ahhh--ahhh"...just like her album

You would think with all the money she has that she would know to use clear deodorant.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-sex-tape.htm

C'mon, we all know it's spunk..

Some homeless guy pit-fucked her while she was laying in the gutter in a drunken stupor...

She gives the best pit-jobs in California.

I call Mystic tan foul! You have to lift your arms Paris...just for a couple of sprays.

#7 and #9 LOL!!!!!

The Armpits of Dorian Grey

@#7 LMAO! Well, this IS Paris Hilton, she's such the sex addict, 'you-know-what' practically flows in her mouth, like it's her own saliva!

In fact I bet you the tap water she drinks is also, 'you-know-what'.

Heck, she might as well bathe in it.

I've gone a wee bit too far, but that wouldn't be surprising if it were true? Right?

It's not deodorant, or herpes. A few minutes before this photo was taken she actually had Michael Jackson in a headlock.

Paris Hiltons armpit. THIS is what it's come to here? Pffft. Please ban me.

At the Paris Hilton, the penthouse is empty, the front doors are wide open and the pits reek like fart.

This story is weak, even for this site.

I would like to sniff her dirty pits, and lick her soiled thong.

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I can't tell the difference between her pussy and her armpits.

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http://blognyc.net/news/paris-hilton/another-paris-hilton-snatch-sh...

For our resident doctors: Can herpes grow in one's armpits?

#38, the differnce is, you can't easily put a 50 tons truck in her armpit.

NO! NO! PLEASE! NO MORE PARIS HILTON! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Somebody ought to video tape this 'Ho giving head!!! Wha...? Someone already did? Cool!!!

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! YES!!! Doesn't 'The Princess' know about clear solid deodorant?? Hahaha! I'm loving this, does anyone remember some book she wrote about how to be an heiress? Now what bitch? You can't afford some clear deodorant or are your slimy pits too sensitive? I know she shows off her biohazard cootchie on purpose but this is no stunt this is just stupid. YES! again this has made my day! (I know its petty but let me have my moment)

Caption should read: Paris Hilton needs powerful herpe medication.

I just wanna punch this bitch in the taint.

#42 - "because it taint pussy and it taint asshole"

That belt is more disturbing than the deodarant craters.

It just doesn't get much classier than Ms. Paris does it.

@17 and 24, FUNNY!

Her shoes clash with the rest of the ensemble. I don't like her Dolly Parton wig, and she might want to look into using the clear gel deodorant.

That is all.

She's Gonzo I tell ya!!
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She'd still look good bent over the seat of my jet ski. I don't mind a little deodorant.

She'd still look good bent over the seat of my jet ski. I don't mind a little deodorant.

I actually wouldn't think that even Paris could mistake deodorant for elmer's glue, but obviously anything is possible.

how about concentrating on keeping her panties on?

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