August 17, 2006
Paris Hilton needs powerful deodorant
I wonder what Paris Hilton is up to that's so stressful she needs to apply massive layers of deodorant for. I guess being booed in public and the constant pole dancing aren't the cakewalk I imagined they'd be for Paris. You'd think she'd be used to it by now though. Or maybe it's because she's giving up sex for a year. Trying new things can always be scary.
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Comments
1. Posted by danielle on August 17, 2006 3:24 PM
bitch
2. Posted by danielle on August 17, 2006 3:26 PM
i hear deoderant is supposed to ward off crabs...so thats why she put it on her pits/
ugggh, thats 1 sick vision
3. Posted by jamiew on August 17, 2006 3:26 PM
This stuff is for men but it is so strong.
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/03/12/hermes-new-perfume-terre-dhermes/
BTW do not be so harsh.
4. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 17, 2006 3:27 PM
That's actually a rash (side effect of the herpes)
http://www.celebslam.com
5. Posted by RichPort on August 17, 2006 3:27 PM
Armpit herpes are the latest fashion accessory.
6. Posted by strokesiteveryday on August 17, 2006 3:28 PM
thats not deodorant. she just forgot to raise her arms while laying in the tanning bed. shes orange!
7. Posted by Tanor on August 17, 2006 3:32 PM
It could be dried up you-know-what
http://www.BadBreakups.net
8. Posted by sharkbite on August 17, 2006 3:35 PM
Paris needs to leave town and hide in a hole.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
9. Posted by Rimmer on August 17, 2006 3:35 PM
Hey it's SUGARPITS!
10. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 17, 2006 3:35 PM
7 - Are you saying pit-fuckin' is all the rage???
11. Posted by clarknova on August 17, 2006 3:36 PM
That's not the part of her body in most urgent need for a powerful deodorant, though.
12. Posted by arieschic on August 17, 2006 3:38 PM
Looks like whatever it is, she used it all over her face too
13. Posted by jrzmommy on August 17, 2006 3:38 PM
'smatter with her fucking eye? Fuckin' lazy-eyed mother fucker.
Sugarpits. hee hee
14. Posted by Alice-Mary on August 17, 2006 3:38 PM
Maybe hanging out with that FAT SWEATY ELVIS Brandon Davis is affecting her.
15. Posted by Wanna Pet My Beaver? on August 17, 2006 3:42 PM
She just got done armpit fucking.
16. Posted by Tracie on August 17, 2006 3:43 PM
All right, the stupidity of Paris has now been explained by these pictures. As you may know, studies have shown that the more antiperspirant you use, the more likely you are to develop Alzheimer's Disease. It all makes sense now.
17. Posted by YoMamma on August 17, 2006 3:54 PM
well, at least she is SURE.
18. Posted by Justin Igger on August 17, 2006 3:59 PM
it's proly the safeest place to fuck on her at the moment she just forgot to clean up the load
19. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 17, 2006 4:15 PM
What's the use, she'll be sweaty after I'm thru with her...
20. Posted by radio4play on August 17, 2006 4:20 PM
must be a slow day in the newsroom...are you seriously reporting on this?
dip dip
21. Posted by thr3eLibras on August 17, 2006 4:27 PM
What is it about Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Lindsey Lohan that makes me just want to throw bricks at them. They need to start a destiny child type group and call it "why am i famous?"
22. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 17, 2006 4:28 PM
Here's "wonkey eye" up close and in your face!
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1474&fullsize=1
23. Posted by LL on August 17, 2006 4:28 PM
I think there's a typo. It should read: Paris Hilton needs powerful antibiotics.
But yeah, this is really pretty lame. White residue on her pits? O the humanity. If we're gonna rag on her, how about mentioning that fake-ass lookin' weave? Barbie hair looks more realistic. Oh, and she was on the Today Show either today or yesterday. Why, I don't know. Probably talking about how rough it is to be rich for no reason other than your rich dad impregnated your mom.
24. Posted by Binky on August 17, 2006 4:33 PM
This story is the pits.
25. Posted by Toonlite on August 17, 2006 4:36 PM
and all Parasite can say is "ahhhh-ahhh-ahhh--ahhh"...just like her album
26. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 17, 2006 4:39 PM
You would think with all the money she has that she would know to use clear deodorant.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-sex-tape.htm
27. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 17, 2006 4:47 PM
C'mon, we all know it's spunk..
Some homeless guy pit-fucked her while she was laying in the gutter in a drunken stupor...
28. Posted by I Will Eat Your Children on August 17, 2006 4:48 PM
She gives the best pit-jobs in California.
29. Posted by 86 on August 17, 2006 4:53 PM
I call Mystic tan foul! You have to lift your arms Paris...just for a couple of sprays.
30. Posted by Spindoc on August 17, 2006 4:56 PM
#7 and #9 LOL!!!!!
The Armpits of Dorian Grey
31. Posted by Nameless on August 17, 2006 5:05 PM
@#7 LMAO! Well, this IS Paris Hilton, she's such the sex addict, 'you-know-what' practically flows in her mouth, like it's her own saliva!
In fact I bet you the tap water she drinks is also, 'you-know-what'.
32. Posted by Nameless on August 17, 2006 5:06 PM
Heck, she might as well bathe in it.
I've gone a wee bit too far, but that wouldn't be surprising if it were true? Right?
33. Posted by jimmythefish on August 17, 2006 5:06 PM
It's not deodorant, or herpes. A few minutes before this photo was taken she actually had Michael Jackson in a headlock.
34. Posted by PaisleyMoon on August 17, 2006 5:16 PM
Paris Hiltons armpit. THIS is what it's come to here? Pffft. Please ban me.
35. Posted by Fugurself on August 17, 2006 5:16 PM
At the Paris Hilton, the penthouse is empty, the front doors are wide open and the pits reek like fart.
36. Posted by Jedi Kevin on August 17, 2006 5:25 PM
This story is weak, even for this site.
37. Posted by Tom Horseonovich Colligan on August 17, 2006 5:29 PM
I would like to sniff her dirty pits, and lick her soiled thong.
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38. Posted by Fugurself on August 17, 2006 5:33 PM
I can't tell the difference between her pussy and her armpits.
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/phsnatch.html...
http://blognyc.net/news/paris-hilton/another-paris-hilton-snatch-sh...
For our resident doctors: Can herpes grow in one's armpits?
39. Posted by clarknova on August 17, 2006 5:52 PM
#38, the differnce is, you can't easily put a 50 tons truck in her armpit.
40. Posted by maddawg_pimp on August 17, 2006 5:54 PM
NO! NO! PLEASE! NO MORE PARIS HILTON! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Somebody ought to video tape this 'Ho giving head!!! Wha...? Someone already did? Cool!!!
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41. Posted by SuperShallow on August 17, 2006 6:01 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! YES!!! Doesn't 'The Princess' know about clear solid deodorant?? Hahaha! I'm loving this, does anyone remember some book she wrote about how to be an heiress? Now what bitch? You can't afford some clear deodorant or are your slimy pits too sensitive? I know she shows off her biohazard cootchie on purpose but this is no stunt this is just stupid. YES! again this has made my day! (I know its petty but let me have my moment)
42. Posted by Tits_McGhee on August 17, 2006 6:14 PM
Caption should read: Paris Hilton needs powerful herpe medication.
I just wanna punch this bitch in the taint.
43. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 17, 2006 6:44 PM
#42 - "because it taint pussy and it taint asshole"
44. Posted by Darwina on August 17, 2006 6:47 PM
That belt is more disturbing than the deodarant craters.
45. Posted by Bambella on August 17, 2006 9:18 PM
It just doesn't get much classier than Ms. Paris does it.
46. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 18, 2006 2:07 AM
@17 and 24, FUNNY!
Her shoes clash with the rest of the ensemble. I don't like her Dolly Parton wig, and she might want to look into using the clear gel deodorant.
That is all.
47. Posted by The Juice on August 18, 2006 9:56 AM
She's Gonzo I tell ya!!
http://dreaminaway.net/gonzo/
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49. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 1:20 PM
She'd still look good bent over the seat of my jet ski. I don't mind a little deodorant.
50. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 1:20 PM
She'd still look good bent over the seat of my jet ski. I don't mind a little deodorant.
51. Posted by thesarahficial on August 21, 2006 9:16 AM
I actually wouldn't think that even Paris could mistake deodorant for elmer's glue, but obviously anything is possible.