she's a true american hero

Is this really how I have to start my Monday? I thought this skank was back wiht the Greek (geek) shipping heir??

I never thought I'd be grateful for a Paris Hilton story, but I am because it's not about Lindsay Lohan in yet another skankini.

Maybe she meant she's only slept with two guys literally, as in fell asleep with them after sex. The others she kicked out as soon as they were done.

wow.

"he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused"--Do people who have had sex with Paris count as "the sexually abused?"

Two guys. She must have misunderstood the question.....She thought the interviwer asked her how many guys she's slept with up to that point THAT DAY, not in her lifetime.

2-- doesn't sound like it...http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14153945/

The only reason she is claiming 2 is because she doesn't count anal and blow jobs.
And Thank God for this post, I was going through som serious Paris Hilton withdraw. God I hate fuckin' Mondays. Unless its your birthday, then Happy fucken birthday.

Right. I'm sure Stav and the other Paris and Nick Carter and those other poor guys who she destroyed didn't mind not having sex while they dated her. BEcause if I had millions of dollars, celibacy would be the first thing on my mind. Like saving the baby seals. She's such a dumb bitch.

ugh, I hate her.

OH my GOD! If she thinks anyone will believe that then my Pres, George Bush is the best leader of the world! EVER!

If Paris gets to say that she's only been with 2 guys, I get to scream from the rooftops that I'm still a virgin.

Right before I changed the channel at the beginning of a Simple Life last night, they were filming the set of her Stars are Blind Video. They were interviewing guys to roll around in the sand with her. They brought them in and asked if any of them had herpes - one guy asked if that question could apply both ways. Awesome.

Yeah, I saw this crap over the weekend, and I was like, this is old news, bitches.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

She lies, I put Bonkr in her and i'm sad to say he has herpes now :(

The Superficial could have posted THIS story and got the same collective yawn as THAT story!

Paris Hilton has claimed that she made more money than Jennifer Lopez last year. In addition to Jennifer’s music and movies, and Paris’s inheritance, both women have perfume and fashion lines but Paris earns the bulk of her money through personal appearances. She told GQ magazine: “I’ve made, like, $200million (£107million) in the last year, while J-Lo’s only made $150million,” she explained. “I get paid $500,000 (£266,500) to go to Las Vegas or Japan and wave at crowds or go to a party. All the time.” “Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter’s 16th birthday party for $100,000 (£53, 310), because I’m her idol. So I will.” “I’ll take her a present, though.”

Not only is she a liar, but she's full of shit too!!

Oh Please, she was paid for the tape, otherwise, why did she suddenly drop her lawsuit against Soloman?

As for her not having sex, all the crabs nibbling on her festering herpes sores have probably made sex a bit uncomfortable.

I'd like to be the first to nominate her for a Nobel Peace Prize for agreeing to stop the spread of mutant herpes for at least a year. The world thanks you.

#5 Thanks for the clarification. Maybe she'll have a lesbian affair while she's abstaining from the cock.

I did NOT have sex with that woman.

Paris only blew me and I stuffed cigars up her sniz.

signed Bill "Clenis" Clinton

"Give it to a charity for the sexually abused or something" I like how it sound logical, she feels violated so give money to fellow sufferers. But at the same time porn as a fundraiser for sexual abuse is just wrong on so many levels.

and I like that she just talks about it with mild disinterest "or something"

I wonder if she's the one who gave Jamie Lynn herpes...

To whom it may concern:

We would like to apologize for a misprint in our Magazine.
We accidentally put a 2 in the Paris Hilton story, when obviously it was supposed to be the number 2,000.
The line should read as follows:
***"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only 2,000 men during her lifetime.***

Again, we would like to apologize for this misprint.

Thank You,

GQ British Edition

And by kissing she means opened-mouth on the head of an erect penis.

"In today's business news, the Trojan Condom Company has reported that it's stock has plummeted 20 points in the past five hours, following Paris Hilton's announcement that she is abstaining from sex for a year."

Her reference to only having two men in her lifetime was in regards to a double-team. Even then she was probably deceitful.

paris hilton is a dirty no good rotten whore....i want to lick the dirt off her back. more whore behavior at dirtyrottenwhore.com

Abstaining from sex for a year does not erase and excuse a life's worth of shagging hundreds of different men.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

Could this bitch be even more stupid than she is? my only hope is that the media and corporations soon recognize that she doesn't make them that much money and should be banned all together because she is a waste of space..and i thikn it may be going in that direction as she's getting older.
ok 200 million?? Try 7. How can you even lie about that when it's published and documented??
http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/53/U3HH.html
I think it's obvious that this is some PR work here because obviously her PR people know what she is and what people think of her and are trying to rework her image and have her not preceived as an ugly, not so rich broke crack whore. nice try, really. I think hilton also doesn't want to be preceived for what she really is. That's not too glamorous is it? that the only reason you need to whore yourself in hollywood and to the press is to make some money because you are incapable of doing anything else, high school dropout.

Dude, you have nothing to worry about because I'm pretty sure Jesus realizes who Paris is and that she's a disgrace to humans.

"has only slept with two men in her entire life."

I think she actually meant that she "has only slept with two men at a time in her entire life."

Still, I'd double wrap it in saran wrap and pee in her butt.

#20 Italian Stallion LOL!!!!!

As for PAris, I could be wrong, but I've got the feeling that whenever Jenna Jameson sees Paris on the cover a magazine she secretly thinks "Damn, what a whore"

#20-
Dear GQ,
I noticed an error in your correction on the Paris Hilton story in your July issue. I have it on very good authority that you are still short by 3 zeros. Depending on how long this takes to reach you - it may be 4.
Sincerely,
Concerned Reader

((And even then there's still a slight possiblity I'd slap him back and call him a dirty liar.))

Is possibly the best thing I've ever read. Ever.

tony blair is hot.

It doesn't count as "sex" if its anal. DUH! Everyone knows that, sheesh!

Yeah I'd like to see how she's gonna abstain from sex for the year like she said she was going to. I'd expect Stavros would be outta there. Does Lesbian sex count?

http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton/1/c/1751/

I think she means that she has only slept with 2 guys at the SAME time. Which is also a lie because a bum I know in LA said that he and his buddy's gangbanged her in the Viper room parking lot. I think she's ugly but I MIGHT fuck her. I'd have to close my eyes and think of Jessica Alba. If I took one look at what could possibly be the ugliest pussy I have ever seen on a woman that young ever, my wiener just might do an about face and crawl up to my liver.

She also said she's had sex with only 2 guys.

http://prettyinthecity.blogspot.com/2006/08/paris-hiltons-number-is-2-or-so-she.html

There is something seriously wrong with that girl....

It's probably the truth. She has only "Slept" with two men. She's banged hundreds of them.

How can she have the balls to say she's only slept with two men in her life? Seriously?

Unless she means only two men have agreed to sleep with her. The rest were drugged and/or rapped.

I think this bitch is so completely out of touch that she either truly thinks that people will believe whatever bullshit she says or she just says whatever zings into her peabrain at the moment --like, no outgoing filter or a random neuro-firing. I can't figure out which it is.

This one paid to be an honor student but I didn't fuck her, didn't want herpes, that stuff is evidence and I can't have that!

#31- I agree. Made me SOM!

I just saw on TMZ that there is a Paris Hilton Hello Kitty coming out in Japan. It will have a smallish left eye and be all pussy.

Is she taking marketing lessons from Britney's early days as a "virgin"?!
Can you imagine Paris being a spokeperson for abstinence? ” Don't have sex...it's hot!". Yeah like that is going to believable!

I think it's all a matter of symantics. You can suck off 100 guys in the back of some celebrity gin mill and still be able to say you didn't "sleep" with anybody. If you spend the entire night bound and chained to the toilet with a huge dildo up your ass, is that really "sleeping" with someone? If a procession of hard-ons bang her, leave, then the next in line take her place, did she really "sleep" with any of those 784 guys?

She can do the entire West Coast and still not technically "sleep" with anybody.

The EPA has officially designated her vagina as a toxic waste dump...

Considering she directed her sex video, it seems hard to believe she is trying to come accross and prim and proper-

Paris Hilton Sex Tape-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

She's probably doing that chick thing where a lot of sexual activity doesn't "count" as "sleeping with" someone. Oral, anal, hand jobs - don't count. Doing it standing up in the alley behind 7-11 doesn't count. Doing it in a limo doesn't count. Doing it on vacation with some guy whose name you couldn't remember the next day doesn't count. Basically, it doesn't count if you didn't "love" the dude you did it with. Either that, or she doesn't know how many "two" is. It could go either way, really. 50-50 on that one.

And yet... I'm impressed that she knows that Tony Blair is sorta the UK equivalent of our president. A huge oversimplification (it is her, after all), but how many Americans out of 100 could tell you that much? My guess is, less than 50%. So as dumb as she is, Paris is still smarter than half the country. How the Chinese or Indians haven't become our overlords by now, I don't know. Maybe they already have and we just haven't realized it yet.

[unrelated]

...like the little
...alice bow in her hair :)

#0

> Jesus appears in my living room,
> slaps me across the face, and tells me

...well :)

praise the lord :))

i do believe i felt that coming...

@49 Makes ya think huh?

She probably isn't counting oral. Or anal. Or lesbian. Or anything with condoms.

Come on, does anyone get a hanging coochie the way she does by "sleeping with only two men"?

Hmm. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock get married, and Paris swears off sex.

Make your own jokes here, kids.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

@52 hey its alaskancuntsickle to ask her random stupid fucking question makes ya think huh nigger please for real though

Does she say 2 because that's the number of sex tapes she has out?

Really, who is this slut trying to fool?

You are all missing the point.
She has only SLEPT with 2 guys.
She has had sex with 40.
But she only fell asleep twice.
So it's not a lie.
The other guys she had sex with all fell asleep whilst having sex with her 'cause fucking her is like fucking a steak, and 'cause guys are like that.

Headline should be "Paris Hilton totally sucks at math." So, she lived with Nick Carter, during which time I'm so sure they never did more than kiss. There's a video of her and Rick Solomon,so there's no getting around that one. She was engaged to Paris#2, and I'm assuming that if you're going to have sex with people your fiance would most likely be one of them. Then of course there's Stavros. Judging by the way she was trying to seduce him in public at a Lakers' game, I'd say their "alone-time" probably consisted of something a little more *clears throat nervously* intimate. So if the skank wants to deny the millions of men she had casual sex with, the least she could do is give us a believable tally. So really there can either be 2 explanations. 1)She thinks we're as stupid as she is or 2)that's the highest she ever learned to count.

Paris, leave that STavrososos guy, or whoever behind. I'm not filthy rich yet, but I'm way more awesome.