Aug 30 2006Paris Hilton gets medical treatment

she needs all the treatment she can get.

You know a year ago I never even heard the name Paris Hilton, I knew the Hilton's had heirs but I never heard of them. I cannot fathom the public's interest in this woman and what she is doing with her life. Outside of being rich and spoiled she really does nothing else that is particularly newsworthy.

Maybe she was there to volunteer, like a candy striper? Only she stayed in a doctor's office and got a DNC instead of acutally passing out magazines to old people?

Maybe it was extreme depression and sorrow for the rest of humanity, since no one seems to find her album as appealing as she does. She should have left the hospital gown there, but they probably didn't want to go through all of the emergency disposal of biohazardous materials process. Can we please make the next procedure a lobotomy? That or sewing her coochie shut...

She's buying her weekly supply of birth control and topical herpes ointment.

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you know yesterday i typed about parisite hilton and this morning woke up with std's all over my stingy pussy.. and a yeast infection.. and a goiter the size of california on my nose.. i mean it's just not worth it to subject yourself to this kind of contagioustastical skank..
help me q-zy.. please make me stop..
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Paris was scheduled to receive a brain transplant. Unfortunately, the cockroach that was supopsed to be used for the donor brain passed away before the surgery could be started.

she looks sad because the doctors refused to treat her in fear of their own lives.

*laughs*

The only other person who would attempt to be just as cool as Paris? Firecrotch. Honestly...

How nasty. You'd think she'd attempt an underground exit or something.

"I was here visiting the children. That's hot!"

Well at least now she knows how to open her car door.

I think it's time to shoot on sight anyone wearing oversize sunglasses.

i like the idea of paris being a candy stripper. she goes to see sick, bald children with lukemia and dances around in a bikini using that pole they hang bags of drugs from as a stripper pole. perfect.

You just KNOW That diarrhea and anal herpes must be a painfull combination for little Paris.

Seriously, I'm sure her crotch smells worse that the real sewers of Paris.

Maybe she was having an abortion.

#4. I thought Paris had already had a lobotomy? Surely she has. The only thing she seems capable of saying is "that's hot". I was sure she'd had some parts of her brain removed. It's not possible to be naturally that dumb surely?

She was there delivering a litter of skankajous; the highly un-sought-after hybrid of a dumb, spoiled whore and her pet/sexual prisoner.

The litter was gassed and frozen, presumably for for use on Salisbury Steak Tuesdays in the hospital commissary.

I wonder if she keeps her sunglasses and cool posture on while she spreads her legs over her toilet seat, holding a mirror, and rubs all her ointments and creams over the affected area(s).
Bet Tinkerbell likes to watch.

*yawn*
Parasite is getting old. Serioulsy, look at her face, if you can tell what parts are real or fake.

Jessica Simpson is turning into Parasite. Look at the way she poses/acts/dresses.maybe they will make an album together and then even Juanita from Chimmy Changa-Ville will have a good cry.

pobrecita juanita.

13--that would be funny, except for the kids with cancer. that hits home too much. Let's substitue the sick bald kids for.....geriatric patients in the day room shouting "WHAT?" to each other as Paris sings her latest single off her new CD and does a bump-and-grind on their IV poles.

That's Paris for you, whether it's shoveling feces or promomting a CD that is all pro tools, she does it with style. She really is the spokesperson of our generation.

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She was just visiting the hospital on an outpatient basis. The were doing a CATscan to see if they could find more than one marble rolling around in that ditzy noggin of hers....

Leaving the hospital? The second shot after the jump is clearly her leaving Fred Segal. I agree that shopping can be therapeutic, but still, it isn't exactly the same thing as medical treatment...

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I'm no medical expert, but is it possible to get one's coochie removed with a hysterectomy? Can that be in the section marked "other" or "special request"? And, if it is possible, will that take mutant herpes with it?

I'm surprised she can actually drive that car of hers.

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Maybe her agent told her to at least try out her singing voice in some public venue, since she refused to go on tour, and the elderly was the easiest target. Of course, they even kicked her out, so she called her agent back.

Is it just me or did Paris somehow get even more stick thin? That 2nd pic almost looks like Nicole Richie

Definitely pregnant. The expression on her face makes it obvious.

What's the big deal? She was just getting her monthly critter treatment. She loves her little friends down there.

These pictures are collector items. First time she's not doing her stupid posing. I wonder why? ;0

Okay, just got the news: abortion no. 3 complete.

Of course she's driving her POS SLR Mclaren. lol It's an automatic!!!! in her case anyway.

You know she said she was this generations Marylin Monroe? I was thinking about that and realized I truly hope so... Right down to the finish... Someone get her a good tranquilizer prescription....

she realized that her album isnt as great as she thinks it is and had to go seek treatment because of the very poor sales... i think 75,000 is too little for her.. and she doesnt understand...

oh well... spoiled brat gets everything she wants anyways

pretty god dammed bold of her to wear a white dress to an abortion. i'd be worried about post-op leakage.

LOL,I know where she's at in the pictures. It's more of a clinic than a hospital, but I love the fact that the bitch parked in the Fred Segal parking lot instead of trying to find street parking.

If only I was her doctor, I would play it dumb and stike up a conversation and ask her "so have you heard that god awful song, stars are blind"...

she was carrying a bag in the first pic, and then it suddenly dissapeared in all the other ones. i'm guessing it was a bag chocked full of abortion "goodies" that she probably handed to one of her several elves as soon as she spotted the paparazzo.

I cant believe she carries her phone she should get one of these:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/29/vertu-aerius-bluetooth-headset/

Then she can look like the rest of the homeboys walking around looking stupid with cell phone ear-pieces on.

Read this:
"SINGER Charlotte Church axed Paris Hilton from her new TV show after she demanded £350,000.

The millionaire hotel heiress, 25, was only due to appear for half an hour.

The Voice of an Angel star, 20, who launches The Charlotte Church Show on Channel 4 on Friday, said: “She demanded a ridiculous amount.

“But she’s a complete airhead. She was hardly going to announce anything world-changing.”

The show will feature chat, sketches and live music."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006400243,00.html

im gonna go with..explosive diarrhea from ingesting to much sperm

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That sucks. She can't even go to get a pap smear or a refill of Lortabs without some idiot snapping a picture of her, and then a bunch of jackals on the 'Net commenting that she's being investigated by the NIH as a spreader of a virulent strain of super-herpes.

Except for the fact that she probably IS being investigated as being the "Typhoid Mary" for a virulent strain of super herpes. Should we call her Paris Herpes or Herpes Paris?

I wonder how long before this pic was taken she was saying to herself...
"OMG, that thing between my legs is bleeding again!"

I'm hoping the next hospital/clinic visit is to remove the cell phone from her colon. Does she ever NOT talk on the phone? Maybe that's why no one can stand to be around her for long because she's so in love with the sound of her own voice that she yaps all day long into that thing. You'd think that as many pictures as get taken of her in any given increment of time, they'd get one where she's not holding the cell phone up to her ear. She's either yapping or posing. Where do I get that job? Is that what people pay her for, to stand around and talk into her cell and look bored? Anyone who would pay Paris for anything other than a blowjob (maybe, and that's pushing it) is a moron.

I wonder if the hospital also turned away Tara Reid.

"Doctor that itch will just NOT go away!"

This information is erroneous, everybody knows the only STD treatment for Paris' is at the Centers for Disease Control in DC.

She was probably just having a boil lanced or something.

The bug eye glasses are getting to me. Next they will be wearing those glasses for people with cateracts with the shades on the side too.

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I think she's pretending to talk on the phone so people think she's cool. You remember kids who did that in like, Jr. High. I remember this stupid guy on my street who would make his pager go off when he was passing me by (this was before everyone and the neighbor's dog had a cell phone) to make it look like he had friends. Loser.

Perhaps she looks unhappy because she flunked the urine test that she studied so hard for...

#45 - good one... snaps!

@45 : excellent !!
I'm no physician (actually, I am ...) but maybe the reason for Ms. Hilton's consultation was the fact that her face is not the same colour as the rest of her body ...

When did Fred Segal's start offering Outpatient services? I can hardly wait for the Forever 21 chain of facelift clinics!

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I hope that phone melts what's left of her hollowed out skull.

Now now, maybe she needed to get that cell phone unglued from her ear and it just hasnt taken affect yet. Seriously, who the fuck does she call that much? Surely Jonathan Davis gets tired of her calls, unless of course shes calling him to score some coke.

Either that or she had that silver spoon dislodged from her ass.

i so hate this stupid sunglass 'craze' someone please stop save the plastic for more important things like tampon applicators. or six other normal sized pairs of glasses.