Aug 8 2006Paris Hilton gets breaked up

Maybe he broke up with her because he saw her "kissing" someone else.

Why would someone really want Paris? Obviously she doesn't care about relationships and she is going to screw every guy she comes across.... I'm sorry, I meant kiss of course.

He had to storm out so there was enough time for a glass of Beep! juice and an episode of "Size Small" before kindergarten started.

The article failed to mention that Diddy's "trampoline antics" took place on everyone's favorite trampoline-Paris Hilton. That's why she was clapping-she LOVES big black cock.

Only Canadian mofos will reference Beep! and Size Small. Take that, dingleberries.

I like how they argue via text messages while they're at the same fucking party. christ. these two deserve each other. pansy, pretty boy and mindless twit.

But it was Diddy, come on now!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Nachooooooooo!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

aren't "Diddy's trampoline antics" a move in Donkey Kong?

How can you not trust Paris, after all she has only slept with 2 guys in her whole life!!!!!

Picture this gross little nugget of a scenario: Stavros had recently hooked up with Hohan. If Paris and Stavros had condomless sex this time around (hey, I have to say "if"; she's celibate but that's questionable) so IF they had sex with no condom, Paris is having sex with everyone Lindsay Lohan had sex with. And consequently, Hohan has had sex with everyone Paris has had sex with. I know....mindboggling.

PS--so Paris and Linds have theoretically fucked, by way of Stavros, and Mary Kate is somehow thrown into the mix. Jesus. Is it the two nighttime Comtrex and the cough medicine I took about an hour ago? Did Elvis have these strange thoughts when he was on drugs?

He prolly broke up with her because bitch gave him herpes and now she won't put out. Everyone knows you have to dance with the one that brung ya'.

I bet Diddy on the tramploine sounds something like "oooh, oooh, oooh, ooooh, EEEEE, EEEEEE, EEEE, EEE!" Alternately scratching head/armpits.

Sometimes I think about what life used to be like before I had a cell phone. I actually had to make plans with people, and stick to them, and try to find people in public places.

Then I see an article about these two spoiled retards texting each other from across the party, and I wonder how people will be able to find their shoes in the morning without a GPS.

Of course, by trampoline, the mean Paris' diaphram...

Go P-Diddy, er, Diddy... Puff? Puffy?(WhateverTF his name is this week)

I trust her to be a mutant herpes ridden fucking idiot.

She looks like some sort of bug. Like a praying mantis or something.

enough about these white bitches bring on some black queens like star jones or oprah winprhey

Boring story....snore, I'm falling asleep as I type...

Good ol' mattress-back is at it again...I knew she couldn't stay out of trouble for long - I thought she was giving up sex for a year...

because of this site I know more about Parasite Hilton's sex life than my own
thanks superficial, you suck Blohan firecrotch

He actually broke up with her because she's given up sex. And it probably wouldn't help the matter since he asked her to have a three some with Lindsay Lohan.

#4 - "she LOVES big black cock"

ditto.

By the way, "Breaked up?" what's that about?

WARNING: this link is fucking gross, Parasite alert
http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/08/post_76.html
damn you SF for making me do your job

I love Paris Hilton !!!!!!

i know a ton of 14 year old girls who are more mature than paris.

wait, i know a ton of 14 year old girls?

The image of a white clad P-Diddy somersaulting on a backyard trampoline while gathered guests applaud as though he just cured cancer sickens me. This is exactly the example Karl Marx lacked to incite the worldwide masses. Diddy is a douche. He tries to project a tough guy image, a "I run with J-Lo and have shoot outs at nightclubs" rep and what does he do in his spare time? Design a clothing and perfume line, attend Hampton parties, and - apparently - jump up and down like a kid on a trampoline to the delight of all. Much like over the hill porn stars, Paris has been reduced to interacial couplings. Blacks will fuck anything.

Stavros was probably irate because he's a white rich boy and no way should Paris' attention be on a rich black boy, he feels he deserves more respect than that. @14, quit with the monkey sounds, I've never met a black man with more body hair than a white man, hence caveman, monkey, neanderthal = white man. @28-Nope, blacks won't fuck everything only your rich white princesses that you put on pedastals, and then you whites don't mind going right behind them and doing the same thing, I say cut out the middle man and @28 should just fuck diddy!

sorry - all @28 should be @29, "it" irritated me so much I was seeing red.

WHY OH WHY WONT THIS BITCH DIE.
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
A WASTE OF SKIN
EVERY MAN HAS BEEN IN
THIS HORRID BITCH WHO WONT DIE.

WHY OH WHY WONT THIS BITCH DIE.
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
A WASTE OF SKIN,
EVERY MAN HAS BEEN IN
THE HORRID BITCH WHO WONT DIE.

WHY OH WHY WONT THIS BITCH DIE.
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
A WASTE OF SKIN,
EVERY MAN HAS BEEN IN
THE HORRID BITCH WHO WONT DIE.

@30 - What ethnicity are you? I'd venture to take a guess, but I'll just call you an asshole and leave it at that. Generalities aside, every black I've ever known would screw anything that moved. It's actually an inside joke with most of them, but I'm sure you know - right? You've never seen a black man with an obese white woman? They love big white girls. "The fatter the better, because there's more white to violate" - their words, not mine. Have a nice day.

WHY OH WHY WONT THIS BITCH DIE.
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
A WASTE OF SKIN,
EVERY GUY HAS BEEN IN
THIS HORRID BITCH WHO WONT DIE.

im officially hiding under a god damned rock....cause im so embarrased.
i hate god damned errors...
and i apologize for the horrible suffering i caused with my bad poetry 4 god damned times.
sorry to god too.

You would think after the first case of herpes broke out on his wanker that he would know better than to get back with this skank ho. But, typical man - thinks with his penis rather than his brain.

If I were Stavros's penis, I would be packing my balls and gettting the hell outta that situation.

Sorry, but if you are texting one another in eyesight of one another you have more problems than just trust.

"Gets breaked up?"
Shouldn't a writer know how to... write?

OMG, I hacked Paris' Blackberry and here's what they texted each other:

S: cum here
P: no u cum her
S: cum here!!!!
P: no
S: your such a bich get the fuck over here, I shit more money every day than youlll have in a lifetime
P: fuk u
P: wots ur prob
S: u cant take ur eyes off his dick u whore
P: jealus?
S: as if
P: cum over here and make me stop lookin u big pussy
P: limpdik ur so pathetik
P: ive only been with 2 guys in my life ur the whore u winey bitch
P: god ur such an asswhole
P: cant beleev i got back with u
P: fukkin maron
P: u better anser
P: fuk u

#10, Paris is probably being truthful when she says she's only SLEPT with two guys in her life. But, I'm sure she's lost count of how many she's banged.

ever feel like you're back in eighth grade?

see more pics of Paris and her BlackBerry at celeberry.com