Aug 31 2006Paris Hilton asks for a lot of money

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well, i mean, parisite really NEEDS the money considering the awesome sales of her major record release.. but really, i shouldn't be typing about her again because all those STD's i got from last time will start flaring up again.. and then parisite will have to send me another case of her "easy off heavy duty genital wart and oven cleaner"

Apparently, that's what the mutant herpes doctor charges for the miracle cure.

i would pay her $650,000 for each day she DOES NOT make a public appearance..

What a greedy, talentless (insert your favorite profanity here).

What the hell does she need more money for? Honestly.

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This is the same amount that she charged Matt Leinart to get her pregnant.

Now if her appearance involved some lesbian action with my girl Charlotte, I would contribute toward covering her fee.

The only way "Paris Hilton" and "$650,000" belong in the same sentence is if it somehow involves her drowning in it and dying.

http://wampoon.com/

Paris Hilton? More like... expensive cum dumpster

GAH. She is so ridiculous. But the only reason she can demand that amount (or more) is because she has a reasonable expectation that people will actually pay it.

Stupid, stupid, people will pay it. For her to sit on their boat. In a bikini. And wave. See: Cannes.

If she REALLY wants publicity and $$ she should have called her CD "Wet Panties" and included a pair of her used panties along with the CD - I am not a marketing whiz, but I am sure it would boost sales and a lot of 40-something single guys would have something to sniff besides the bicycle seats at the local Catholic Girls' School...

so since when is Charlotte Church a fucking rocket scientist? Isn't she the little douchebag that said that American's need to "get over it" a few months after 9/11? Fuck her.

But she needs that money for her diamond encrusted nail file. Geez!

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Dark and twisted blog. I like it.

#11 - Assuming they have never been married, do 40-something single guys even like girls?

Well good on Charlotte for not paying her. Paris needs to learn that she's a spoilt, untalented whore who has nothing worth paying for. Lets hope this is a trend other people will take up in the future.

Remember the K-Fuck thread where he got paid a shit load of money for turning up at events? And we all wanted a solution - well this is it, don't pay them...
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/07/kevin_federline_makes_more_mon.html
There needs to be more people fucking off so-called talented celebs like this.

what the fuck is a charlotte church show, is that a cheap imitation of the wayne and garth show, go make fun of russell crowe or something and leave the Paris bashing to us professionals.

#15...

I was referring to the loser-types, you know like John Hinckley Jr., or that stupid asshole serial killer from New York, I forget his name...someone who hangs out in laundromats and steals women's panties from their laurndry baskets and then runs off to a back alley and jerks off while he sniffs them...

..come to think of, it's not such a bad idea, I would rather spend the evening with Paris' shitty little panties than to actually have to spend the time with HER...

Actually I think the Charlotte Church Show will be quite funny - although I'm not sure if it will air in the US (at least not for a while). She's pretty underrated cos of the whole child opera star thing. I saw her on a comedy show a few yrs back and everyone started to make fun of her (as you would do) - but then she started to tell all of these funny stories about heads of state like George Dubya, Kofi Annan, the Pope etc fucking up and being pricks and asking her stupid questions. It was quite funny.

i wish i had a witty comment for this - but i'm still trying to grasp this story. i can't imagine paying anyone 650k to show up somewhere, much less Paris Hilton. My head hurts.

Sorry, this is the last thing I'm gonna post about Charlotte Church, otherwise you're all gonna think I'm a fan or something... She makes me laugh that's all.

This is the advert for her show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDR2kbq8ygM(Life is a relentless shower of vegetables)

ok I'm lying: here's the link. (I'm a Dumbass)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDR2kbq8ygM

18-19, I figured it was something like that. Paris' panties with skid marks does sound like it would have more substance than anything she would say.

#24...

Awesome - we could sell her nasty, stinking little short-shorts on Ebay and never have to work again!!

The only way I would ever watch that fucking shit show is if Charlotte fucks her with the microphone on the air......

Hell, you can get real people that DO something for less money. I think Bill Clinton gets ~$100K for his talks, same for Condi. Of course, those are politicians and not talentless self involved idiots...

Bruce

"those are politicians and not talentless self involved idiots..."

au contrare, mon frere.

I know nothing about the television talk show biz, but I pretty much assumed that you don't get PAID to be a guest on a talk show. I thought it was basically like.. you show up, you do the interview and get the chance to promote whatever the fuck it is you're doing (whether it's a movie, a book, an album, whatever) and that's it.
It's publicity.

PEOPLE GET PAID TO GO ON TALK SHOWS?

by the way - fucking charlotte church LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Charlotte Church is a fatty

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What a scam I'd ask for that much if the interviewer was just going to ridicule me too...

http://www.exposay.com/charlotte-church-denies-paris-hilton-from-her-tv-show-after-ridiculous-demands-of-payment/v/3991/

http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton/1/c/1751/

She's a CUNT and she deserves to be humiliated, it's just what she really wants anyway - I watched a reality show with her last night and she totally blows chunks, she should be quarantined!!!

it would have been better if paris did the show. She could've make out with charlotte and become a big controversy in the UK, she can than promote her CD and become a top seller, the english will make her honorary citizen which than the queen can step in and decide to behead her for unwomanly conduct...problem solved blame it on the British

being nice sucks butt so.....i think anyone on here who worships and adores this big bird, fugly, skank of a human being deserves to be drowned and then the 650,000 should be given to me because in Paris' oh so charming words: "that's hawt"!

this picture is not paris hilton. it's her impersonator lady... i forget her name. common sf, at least show us what miss church isn't paying for. she could probably get this chick for a buck fity, er, a pound fity.

The only, and I mean the only reason to pay Paris $650k is to see how fast she can get to the bottom of the cliff from the very top, with here entire collection of bug-eyed sunglasses, cellphones, kinkajous, handbag sized dogs, slut-wear, and expensive cars tied very firmly to her pencil thin neck.

Y'know, I would not hit that for $650k. I however would very much enjoy beating the snot out of that for $650k.

#36

How can you tell it is an impersonator?

ToiletDuck writes the most imaginative filth I've ever read. Gross and yet compelling... thumbs up.

RE Paris: I wonder if she would accept $650K to shut the fuck up for about a year? She could still go out in public, she just can't talk. She can hang a little write-on/wipe-off sign around her neck and communicate that way (and maybe with clicks, hoots and squeals, that's negotiable). Maybe we should take up a collection and see if she goes for it. And if she breaches the contract, we get to euthanize her. So it's win-win all around.

i've seen her before. lips/smile are wrong and sunglasses always falling off. look at the pic from a few days ago where her cd is a flop. almost the same pic but that is really paris.

she'll even be posing in playboy

http://www.dazereader.com/24001004.htm

on second thought, maybe paris just got those lip injections jessica used to ruin her lips.

Personally, I'm for Paris in this one. Who the hell is this other woman? I'd want to be paid if I had to go on a talk show that nobody's heard of, and Paris isn't usually promoting that much. Unless you count her album, which is great and promotes itself. I really loved it! It made me cry, you can actually relate to her lyrics. Her and Kfed are currently releasing better music than Justin and Christina, so what can you say? Of course Paris didn't want to go on a loser talk show. She's obviously the better person, people know who she is.

SO SAD : (

#43

Charlotte is an opera singer with a beautiful voice. Around the age of 14, she went to the White House and sang for Bill Clinton. She is more famous in the UK. She is INCREDIBLY talented.

OF COURSE Paris should charge something since her appearance would attract viewers.. but not $650,000.

jenny-you are a typical idiotic american who knows nothing of what goes on outside this dismal country.
btw not knowing anything about anyone else outside the us and saying paris's album is great i'd pay you 650 grand to throw yourself under a bus.

What a fucking greedy cunt! She doesn't need the fucking money! Church should interview the Blohan Firecrotch.

katie- thats funny and I agree.... if she likes the album then she really should go under a bus she even said it made her cry just like it makes paris cry.

Please for the love of a big black dick, stop talking about Paris Hilton. Haven't you idiots figured out she is like your best friend's snotty little brat, doing ignorant shit just to keep getting attention. I deal with kids like that by ignoring them until their inappropriate behavior stops, or beating the shit out of them. I say bring on the beatings. I mean, really, more Paris=Herpes jokes? Haha, we get it.

rofl, whoever you are, writer person. you crack me up. marry me?

vomitting a little in my mouth, okay a lot Paris needs to go away. what a waste of skin. what a total waste of a skin she is.

43. Jenny - You are Paris Hilton aren't you? Come on admit it. You're Paris in a very bad disguise coming on to celebrity gossip websites to see what people really think of you. I don't believe there is another human on the face of the earth who would cry with happiness when listening to Paris' album. I'd maybe cry for the fate of the world but not because it's any good. If you are Paris I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson - The world hates you, please go away.

@43
♪♪Jenny I've got your number...
Someone needs to kick your behi..i..ind.♪♪

Paris needs the money for another nose job since the last guy screwed it up

Charlotte is great! I lived in London last summer and she's like their Lindsay Lohan...she sleeps around, gets drunk in public and is a "pop star" hehe

Why is this discussion over the stupidity of this Prostitot even raging on? My curiosity extends only as far as why the D.A. hasnt begun an investigation of this Hilton Harlot and her blatant drug use. Ferchrissakes she was on tape snorting cocaine from a kilo dumped on some guys chest! Pics of her smoking weed or crack and lots more. Crap you or I would go to jail for and the tapes and photos used as evidence. But not against the whore of hollywood. There IS no justice

wow, what a bitch...good thing they passed

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