Aug 17 2006Pamela Anderson might be pregnant
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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock celebrated wedding number three early today in Nashville, Tennessee, with a judge performing the ceremony just after midnight at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge. Additionally, Pamela was spotted walking around barefoot with a new looking bump suggesting she might already be pregnant. Although I was going through the pictures from her first wedding and it looks like she might just have a beer belly. I guess the only way we'll know for sure is to wait 9 months and see if she gives birth to a baby or a keg. Or, judging by how old she's been looking, a giant pile of sawdust.
One more closeup of Pamela's belly after the jump.
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1. ghost_rider - August 17, 2006 8:43 PM
first bitches.
2. Jslash - August 17, 2006 8:43 PM
Evil spawn of the Kid and Pam.
3. ghost_rider - August 17, 2006 8:44 PM
nah, that's just a belly full of jism.
4. ZombieSushi - August 17, 2006 8:47 PM
Looks like she could be carrying a small litter of babies in those knockers for awhile.
5. BigJim - August 17, 2006 9:02 PM
She's not pregnant. That's a semen gut.
6. Tits_McGhee - August 17, 2006 9:06 PM
Their kid's gonna come out with a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other with raging chamydia. It'll have size DD tits too. And it'll be a boy.
7. sharkbite - August 17, 2006 9:07 PM
Whoa there, skidrow! She does look mighty pregnant... that was quick.
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8. Nicole Lynn - August 17, 2006 9:12 PM
Jesus Christ she's 40, her stomach is fine-- she's human. Her boobs... well... that's another issue.
9. Bambella - August 17, 2006 9:13 PM
Perhaps one of her many breast implants has slipped downward...
I am sure by now she has lost track of how many she has.
10. alaskanchicsickle - August 17, 2006 9:26 PM
After she blew all the groomsmen as a parting gift, how could she not look a bit bloated the next day?
11. Britney - August 17, 2006 9:28 PM
i think instead of looking at her stomach we should be focusing in on her face and how it looks like she might be experiencing a herpes breakout. sick, looks like shes been picking at it.
12. Warren Rose - August 17, 2006 9:31 PM
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So it's a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?
13. Warren Rose - August 17, 2006 9:32 PM
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So it's a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?
14. nc72 - August 17, 2006 10:06 PM
Looks like a 3rd booby. Her belly will end up around the same size as her boobies odd...
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=pamela+anderson
15. RichPort - August 17, 2006 10:14 PM
#5 & #10 - HA! My thoughts exactly... classic
I saw this old guy at the supermarket with pretty much the same fucking glasses, only he had cataracts and a cane... I can't wait until she hits 60, then even I'll get to hit that. What? That's gross? Fuck that, I'm sooooo in there...
16. krisdylee - August 17, 2006 10:20 PM
BigJim, you fucker, I KNEW you couldn't stay away...
17. krisdylee - August 17, 2006 10:23 PM
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19. Wanna Pet My Beaver? - August 17, 2006 10:27 PM
(Sarcastically) Are those breast implants? They look soooooo natural.
20. YoMamma - August 17, 2006 10:29 PM
WHo wants to place bets on "whos the daddy"?
My bet: NOT kid rock.
21. YoMamma - August 17, 2006 10:29 PM
Maybe Mel Gibsons....now that would be fun.
22. Team OJ - August 17, 2006 10:42 PM
I recall seeing something similar on Alien. It featured someone who looked pregnant, except he was a man. It also didn't end to well for him or the baby. Pretty sure Pamela's belly contains all kinds of alien leftovers and not the tasty kind either.
23. bond - August 17, 2006 10:53 PM
numero 6, you just made my day. thanks tits_mghee for the best laugh i've had all day!
24. dmarie - August 17, 2006 11:32 PM
oh great. as if there weren't enough skanks carrying STDs around hollywood...now this beast is gonna give birth to some...thing with 6 mutated diseases and the highest form of super hepatitis.
today gets better and better. first paris is super stinky (not unlike paris, france) and now this.
what's next the apocalypse?!
25. alaskanchicsickle - August 17, 2006 11:37 PM
Oh wow, I didn't even see that you had posted Big Jim! You couldn't resist us could ya?
26. killyouripod - August 17, 2006 11:39 PM
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27. Zanna - August 17, 2006 11:52 PM
BigJim....you've been mentioned specifically in Moose-Taint County, USA
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28. CelebSlam.com - August 18, 2006 12:55 AM
The baby will be nicknamed "Titus"
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29. ChickenScratch - August 18, 2006 1:49 AM
SHOES?!?!?!?!??!
30. Giggles - August 18, 2006 2:12 AM
Yes, it's twins alright.
31. Jan E-J - August 18, 2006 2:46 AM
Um....gravity? That's not a belly. Excess silicone has to go somewhere......??
32. HolisticWisdomcom - August 18, 2006 3:05 AM
Oh, okay... see I was wondering why she married Kid Rock, it all makes sense now. Cleatus knocked her up. Lucky girl!
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33. alaskanchicsickle - August 18, 2006 6:49 AM
If she's pregnant, will the kids have a chance between the silicone, the hepatitis, and the steady stream of man juice it will be basting in. Ugh, I just made myself sick!
34. alaskanchicsickle - August 18, 2006 7:32 AM
oops, I meant kid
35. sometimesboy - August 18, 2006 7:45 AM
honestly...pam anderson might be brittney spears...they're cuntry, y'all...
36. ImSuicidal - August 18, 2006 8:16 AM
Forget pregnant, what's that bruise on her thigh??
37. jrzmommy - August 18, 2006 8:45 AM
A sign that a woman is pregnant is that her breasts get bigger.....I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
38. sweetcheeks - August 18, 2006 8:59 AM
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39. SuperShallow - August 18, 2006 9:04 AM
#35 Pam's not cuntry she's Canadian.....
And yeah do we have to continue breeding ignorance? First Tommy Lee and now this dude? Oh God....we're doomed. What if its a girl? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
40. sjb16 - August 18, 2006 9:22 AM
Forget the ginormous implants, I can't believe this walking STD isn't wearing any shoes while walking on a street. That's disgusting! She could give herpes to other people. Just because she can't possibly contract any more diseases doesn't give this skank the right to walk around without shoes, you're not at the f***ing beach!
41. tits_on_snack - August 18, 2006 9:37 AM
She ain't pregs y'all.
That's a fucking beer gut. Check out pictures from her bikini boat wedding, it's just saggy belly flab.
Is she walking through a parking lot barefoot?
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43. Fugurself - August 18, 2006 10:23 AM
Can fake boobs be used as a floating device? And does that mean Pamela will have survived the Titanic? Just wondering....
44. Grobpilot - August 18, 2006 10:24 AM
Hope that kid enjoys the steady diet of silicone it'll be sucking out of those tits
45. jrzmommy - August 18, 2006 10:32 AM
Tootsie's Orchid Lounge? Did they get married at a tittie bar? What the fuck is a Tootsie's Orchid Lounge? I"m gonna have to investigate.
46. jrzmommy - August 18, 2006 10:35 AM
And here it is.....please note the logo,
"HOWDY! Come on down to the
WORLD FAMOUS
TOOTSIES ORCHID LOUNGE
for a Holler and a Swaller...
and don’t forget to tip the band a dollar!"
www.tootsies.net
47. jrzmommy - August 18, 2006 10:36 AM
sorry, i meant, slogan not logo
48. Onenewshoe - August 18, 2006 10:40 AM
She would still look good bent over the trunk of my Chevy....
49. 86 - August 18, 2006 11:08 AM
I guess Britney isn't the only one who walks around barefoot in public.........
50. hendero - August 18, 2006 11:20 AM
where can I get one of those cool X17 bracelets she's wearing?
51. naeboo~ - August 18, 2006 11:21 AM
could be a silicone implant baby bump.. or her trying to smuggle coke to shitney. aha
52. bigponie - August 18, 2006 11:22 AM
I knew it, she was just full of shit...
53. DancingQueen - August 18, 2006 11:28 AM
I'd love to see Spam and Bob's kid compete on Jeopardy against Twitney and K-Fag's kid a few years down the road! I can see it now, "I'll take "How to be a Wigger" for $200 Alex." "Oh no, I done changed my mind, lemme git "How to Dress Like a Whore" for $1,000."
54. clarknova - August 18, 2006 11:33 AM
It must be a misplaced implant.
55. LadybugDoes - August 18, 2006 11:53 AM
Which bump are you looking at?
56. Fugurself - August 18, 2006 12:16 PM
She's pure magic, whenever I see her on my screen my keyboard levitates in my lap.
57. Bioplant - August 18, 2006 12:59 PM
I believe this is one marriage that will stand the test of time.
4 weddings and no funerals! Viva Dow Corning!
58. jrzmommy - August 18, 2006 1:08 PM
Speaking of gross surgically enhanced blonde pregnant whores......when's the happy day for Anna Nicole?
59. jrzmommy - August 18, 2006 1:12 PM
Helloo? Anyone out there? I need someone to talk to, God forbid!
60. SoftBlueGlow - August 18, 2006 1:37 PM
She might also be diseased... Or no wait, that's already been confirmed...
61. JoBOO - August 18, 2006 1:40 PM
I'd baste that turkey in a heartbeat!
SWEET FANCY MOSES!!!
62. JoBOO - August 18, 2006 1:41 PM
I'd baste her turkey in a heartbeat!!
SWEET FANCY MOSES!!!!
63. charm - August 18, 2006 1:55 PM
http://www.lostcherry.com/join.php?friend=120175 I kind of wondered that when I saw that, too.
64. charm - August 18, 2006 1:55 PM
http://www.lostcherry.com/join.php?friend=120175 I kind of wondered that when I saw that, too.
65. charm - August 18, 2006 1:59 PM
http://www.lostcherry.com/join.php?friend=120175 I'd kind of wondered that after seeing another picture of her.
66. Verbal Osmosis - August 18, 2006 2:05 PM
Can we get a new story up
67. sara1beth2 - August 18, 2006 2:22 PM
Hasn't she been guzzling champagne, or Mad Dog, or something in every wedding picture? Not good for the in-utero horror she might be carrying.
68. sara1beth2 - August 18, 2006 2:26 PM
Hasn't she been guzzling champagne, or Mad Dog, or something equally elegant in all the wedding pictures? Not good for the in-utero horror she might be carrying, along with the Hep C and God knows what else it will inherit.
69. sara1beth2 - August 18, 2006 2:36 PM
Hasn't she been guzzling champagne, or Mad Dog, or something equally elegant in all the wedding pictures? Not good for the in-utero horror.
70. bunnyhugger - August 18, 2006 2:59 PM
suicidal, shut up already! AT least do something besides copy and paste!
look how nice krisdylee pimped the site! less is more, dude.
71. ImSuicidal - August 18, 2006 3:54 PM
bunny:
bite me
72. jenius1083 - August 18, 2006 3:59 PM
Doesn't she have hepatitis..my friends mom had that, it made her look pregnant
73. I'mBored - August 18, 2006 4:13 PM
wow, i wonder what having pamela anderson as a mom is like
74. MadSeason - August 18, 2006 5:08 PM
That poor fetus. Who would want their parents to be Pam and Kid? I mean, c'mon. That kid will probably drown itself in the bathtub before it's 12.
75. MadSeason - August 18, 2006 5:08 PM
That poor fetus. Who would want their parents to be Pam and Kid? I mean, c'mon. That kid will probably drown itself in the bathtub before it's 12.
76. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest - August 18, 2006 5:18 PM
BAREFOOT IN PUBLIC!!! WTF??!! This bitch really lost some points with me. If B.I.P. doesn't scream I'm a white trash whore I don't know what does.
77. parkinsoplayer - August 18, 2006 5:30 PM
she might be preggers or growing a third boob (which is every perverted guys wet dream!!!) out of her belly button!!!!
78. parkinsoplayer - August 18, 2006 5:30 PM
she might be preggers or growing a third boob (which is every perverted guys wet dream!!!) out of her belly button!!!!
79. bond - August 18, 2006 10:19 PM
my husband and i have always thought there should be a law requiring people to get breeding licenses. something tells me this one wouldn't qualify...
80. beanncheese - August 19, 2006 12:26 AM
I can't wait until spoonspam takes a stab at this one.
http://www.spoonspam.com
81. biatcho - August 19, 2006 9:58 AM
and why do you keep telling everybody about these other blogs? You're just inviting the same retards on here that fucked up all the good times to join in on the other sites, which seem fairly boring to me as well by the way.
82. ToiletDuck - August 19, 2006 10:50 AM
If it's a boy, it'll be one of the few guys trying to get OUT of her vagina...
83. KelKel - August 21, 2006 11:24 PM
Pam isnt preggers,its just a old implant that dropped.
84. DudeSlick - August 23, 2006 11:39 AM
I think the silicone from her "breasts" is leaking into her abdomen....
85. HollywoodSnark - April 12, 2007 1:01 PM
wow, trailer trash squared